#I think as a part of their divorce agreement ethans ex wife should be aloud to dress him up in honey and feathers and beat him like a piñata
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the whole ariana grande and ethan slater mess just proves my ongoing theory that even though everyone assumes that it’s attractive men you have to worry about trusting in relationships - in reality it’s the medium ugly ones that you have to really look out for. medium ugly men will live with you, marry you, have a baby with you, and then as soon as another woman throws him even a crumb of positive attention will gladly drop you like a hot potato with zero remorse or second thoughts
#ariana grande#ethan slater#here’s my theory:#medium ugly men were the ones bullied in school and have a SEVERE inferiority complex and crave any type of validation#whether by becoming a bully themselves as adults (aka weird internet men) or viciously cheating on their partners#also as a side note#I think as a part of their divorce agreement ethans ex wife should be aloud to dress him up in honey and feathers and beat him like a piñata#and then their kid is aloud to do the same thing in 17 years#just as a treat for them
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