#I think a QPR with Lucifer or Rosie is a cute idea! but that's it

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Saw a YT vid with the title, "Fandom Can't Handle Asexuality"

You're right, they can't... Because it doesn't fucking exist to them.

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Hi! So you can call this a rant or a vent or whatever I don't rlly care - I just wanted to put some of my opinions out there bc it is eating me inside out to keep my opinions on Alastor's sexuality and all of the discourse about him being shipped to myself.

Also i'd like to state that I'm writing this as someone who is aroace but has no actual wish to be in a romantic relationship and actually struggles to so much as picture what that's be like for myself. I would also like to state how I'm not speaking for the whole community and others will have different opinions to myself.

Firstly - aroace is a spectrum (as someone who is on the aroace spectrum btw) and I completely agree with ppl who say that it is a spectrum and shipping has always existed and you can't rlly stop an entire fandom. My only problem is when ppl completely ignore that he is aroace while doing this, bc to me it seems like there's so much potential to having him have to go through those types of emotions and to write him off as if he's completely allo not only can make some people feel unseen but also just isn't as fun.

Also I kind of believe that he'd possibly date someone for the entertainment - like even if he didn't exactly feel romantic attraction maybe he'd be willing to be around someone closely bc he might like the reactions he'd be getting. (example: he might've stayed in a relationship with Vox maybe not out of pure attraction but if he found out that affection could make the TV short-circuit? He'd be interested)

Adding to that, I personally do not actually ship him with anyone romantically due to his character + the fact that I am projecting my own distaste for romance on him but you do you ig.

Also, on the note of nsfw around him - sometimes you cannot stop a fandom, rule 34 exists and some people who are asexual sometimes may want to have sex and all of that stuff. Personally I think he'd probably be sex-repulsed due to the fact that he canonically has issues with being touched.

ALSO, i personally think that way too many people are brushing over the idea of putting Alastor in a QPR - like that would literally be so awesome.

Alastor x Rosie? Cute af (to me Rosie gives of aro vibes too, but more romance - favourable) like they're already besties and honestly I think that Rosie would defo help him figure out about his identity considering that he's quite obviously not all that sure about slang and stuff.

Vox x Alastor - It has the potential to be SO FUCKING FUN like, you get to experiment with how they feel for each other, maybe what Alastor's got going on bc he died before being aroace was rlly a thing and he'd be confused about how he felt about Vox for sure.

Lucifer x Alastor - I quite like it, ik that Lucifer is supposed to be with Lillith but she did take an extremely long hiatus on her family up in heaven so i think it's okay. Plus the idea of them bonding and becoming close due to Charlie is wonderful.

Even angel and Alastor - maybe after Val Angel doesn't want a super sexual relationship - maybe he's not all that interested in something purely romantic either and though I love huskerdust this would still be pretty cool.

Really all I'm saying is; be considerate. Incorporate the fact that Alastor is Aroace, even if you do ship him - in or out of QPRs - and ofc sometimes writing someone who is part of a group ur not in is difficult (coming from someone who often struggles in writing especially when it comes to romance) but taking a crack at it might actually turn out to be rlly cool.

But please don't ignore his aroace-ness, there's not a huge amount of aroace characters out there and acting like someone isn't can be annoying for ppl who want to find rep around their identity, esp if they haven't seen much before (I can relate and he was one of the first aroace characters I was introduced to after I found out what it meant).

So yeah, that's my piece.

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I was supposed to post this on valentines day but I got distracted and now I'm too late but I don't want to wait a whole year.

exclusive rarepairs under the cut

StaticOwl - Vox x Stolas

no comment, this is classic "shipping my two favorite characters even when it doesn't make sense"

MafiaMoth - Arakniss x Valentino

I have never actually been able to ship Val with anyone because (canon val) gives me severe ick (sorry staticmoth people) but I saw this fan fiction while I was looking for a new story to read and the thought definitely intrigued me. Now I just have to actually read it

RoyalDoll - Charlie x Velvette

You can't tell me this wouldn't go hard af. Enough said.

RadioSnake - Alastor x Pentious

Has radiostatic vibes but in all the worst ways. I can picture the 'pretend to be in a relationship' trope fic now, purely as a way for Al to rile Vox up. Would be incredibly toxic and Alastor would 100% not care for Pentious due to his One-Sided Psychosexual Obsession with Vox

Fallenwings(?) - Vaggie x Lute

Toxic exes

AngelicMoth(?) GuitarMoth(?) - Adam x Val

Another toxic Val ship I can get behind.

Bonus points for adding Andrealphus for a little pining toxic mess of a trio

That reminds me about Valentino x Andrealphus which I do support

Adam x Alastor while we're at it, and solo Adam x Andrealphus

AdamsAppleMedia as well because hateships unlock something for me

PoisonApple(?) - Lucifer x Frederick von Eldritch

Just saw some nice art of them and it made me feel happy

Velvette x Emily

Again, the fanart did it for me

And Velvette x Verosika while I'm thinking about it. The post I reblogged earlier finalized my decision.

AppleRose - Lucifer x Rosie

They are just so soft and Lucifer needs a hug

Stolas x Andrealphus x Vassago

I just like looking at them and having all three on the screen at the same time would be nice

Tom Trench x Papermint

It's giving Romeo and Juliet

The following I only like because of their silly names:

Stardust - Vassago x Angel Dust (or Stolas x Angel Dust)

don't think this would ever make sense but its a cute name

The Vees - Vassago x Vox x Vaggie x Velvette x Valentino x Verosika x Vortex

would be beyond toxic

Snapple - Pentious x Lucifer

I mean

More:

Serapple(???) - Sera x Lucifer

this one is bordering on unhinged but??? with their current dynamic? ruler of hell x de-facto (as far as we know) ruler of heaven?

Boxxie - Baxter x Moxxie

Solely because I am an Invader Zim fan first and foremost and we can't forget where we came from

Lucifer Polycule - Lucifer (HZB) x Lucifer (SPN) x Lucifer (TDIAPT) x Lucifer (from the Netflix series)

They are all such different characters for being based on the same thing like

we could throw Good Omens Crowley in there since he's the snake that tempts Adam and Eve but it wouldn't fit the naming scheme

And as a bonus here's some common ships that I like but not enough to dedicate too much of my mental capacity to.

RoyalHalo - Charlie x Emily

I love Chaggie and could never let my beautiful girls go but I also aesthetically like the idea of Charlie x Emily

That being said I also ship Charlie x Emily x Vaggie

SilentMoth - One-Sided Vox x Valentino (on Val's side)

I don't ship staticmoth but I like the idea of Val hopelessly pining for Vox's attention and Vox completely ignoring him in favor of obsessing over Alastor

RadioApple, AppleMedia, StaticApple

Right at this current moment I am very much on an exclusive RadioStatic vibe to the point where my heart hurts to see them with other characters, but I do ship all three of these fools together just not at this current exact moment.

AdamsApple

Not a rarepair, I just very very recently decided I like adamsapple.

QPR RadioRose

I love the idea of Alastor and Rosie being soft and happy together (DO NOT SPEAK TO ME ABOUT THE LEAKS I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT)

let me have this

let me have them

StaticRose while we're at it

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I love ranking things I need to like, dump my Alastor shipping thoughts all over the place

radiodust: 2/10 I see why this was popular when it was just the pilot, but ugh uyrjdhgfhjskdfjhgfhjskkdfjghjkls I just don't see it. I love the way they interact on the old hunicast streams, not romantically but in the "get this disgusting spider away from me :))))" way, it's perfect. In fics, I do sorta enjoy Angel as a caretaker when Alastor is getting whumped, but that's about it.

radiostatic: 10/10 but in a one sided rivalry way, and the fact that they used to be friends????? omg. I thoroughly enjoy Vox being a massive simp and trying his hardest to get Alastor's attention as an enemy, and not even getting reciprocation. loser behavior. love it. he whacks off to glitched out pictures of alastor while cursing about how much he hates him the entire time.

radioapple: 10/10 i wouldn't have even CONSIDERED this pairing until Lucifer appeared and they randomly just decided They Are Gonna Fight. they are enemies to enemies. they'd kiss each other but only if they thought it would piss the other off. put them in a room together and they instantly start making petty arguments and insults. they are in a constant pissing contest and i wanna watch them like it's a drama tv reality show. there's hatesex and neither of them are happy about it.

radiorose: 9/10 i'm pretty on board with the rest of the fandom with this one, it's a qpr. I like the idea of Rosie being the one person he views as an equal, and someone he can be comfortable and intimate with. they have tea parties every weekend and gossip around like old ladies. they're like Kiss On The Cheek and Holding Hands sort of intimate, and more emotionally open. I think it's adorable and they look so good together. it's too soft of a ship for me to give a 10/10 to, i need violence and hate and horrors. married for tax benefits.

alastor x valentino: 0.5/10 i hate it so bad. but that .5 is just because there's a weirdly large amount of fics I loved with this ship as the premise, like I get excited seeing this in the relationship listings. (it's because all the fics are a non-con horrorfest-)

alastor x adam: -15/10 why. disgusting. the best alastor whump fics usually include him though, but I hate it as a pairing, it's only good because Alastor is getting his ass handed to him bloody and gored.

charlastor: 0/10 I see why people like it, but it is like a visceral Nope from me. I don't know why I dislike it but it just doesn't vibe with me whatsoever.

alastor x niffty: 2/10 there's a surprising lack of content from the canon and the fandom for this, so it's hard to even gauge their chemistry. i feel like it's a situation where alastor thinks of her like "oh yeah she's like my daughter I guess, i forget her name sometimes but she's kinda cute, I'm also a neglectful father, haha she's so silly"

alastor x husk: 0/10 no. i read like, one good fic for them and that's it they literally have nothing going for me.

alastor x mimzy: 3/10 needs more content and context. in old drafts they were actually dating but even then i just don't really see it? i need to see them hanging out casually to really feel the vibes. their friendship wasn't introduced in the best light, but i think it has cute potential.