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strewbi · 3 days ago

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oh Knott’s Berry Farm, charming local fried chicken restaurant turned historical early California themed theme park. oh Christmas. oh billboard asking me if I want to be put on the “knotty list,” we’re really in it now.

#Best theme park food of all time #It’s also old Mexico/old Aztec/ new California/ Charlie Brown/the boysenberry/ water park themed #there’s nearly a century’s worth of graffiti carved into the brick masonry. It’s the old local.#They got jams and pies and pastries and also a whole shop of just wizard of Oz memorobelia. The gift shop is a flea market of random shit #That has nothing to do with the theme park. There’s one section that’s just decorations for every holiday and time of year.#It’s the perfect theme park #They had a promotion when I was a kid where you could get in if you showed them a finished can of coke #I think six flags bought it recently and if it disappears I’ll never recover #also during Halloween it closes its doors to me personally because at night it becomes too scary for me to enter #Wall to wall themed haunted mazes #I think I heard one was the trenches of ww2 this year? With like smoke and bombshells? Baffling.#scary clowns-demon dentist-spooky bride-the WAR #perfect theme park like I said

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