#I think Eiffel should persuade Minkowski to do something spontaneously that she ends up really enjoying
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Renée Minkowski loves Organised Fun, whereas Doug Eiffel thinks Organisation and Fun are inherently incompatible. Eiffel can get hours of enjoyment out of discussing 'What are your Top Five ____?' questions with Hera, but if you asked him the same questions and told him it was a team icebreaker activity, he'd jump out of a window. In contrast, the best way to get Minkowski to engage with pointless questions like those would be to include the discussion on a precisely timetabled schedule of activities. I don't think Eiffel would have voluntarily got involved with Funzo because he would have taken one look at the size of the instruction booklet and decided that maybe he did think they should follow Pryce and Carter Tip 792 after all. I think Minkowski sees a robust instruction booklet on a game as a sign that she's in for a good time. Minkowski believes any day of leisure is improved by an itinerary. Eiffel can't even contemplate following a schedule in his work hours, let alone his downtime.
#Wolf 359#w359#Renée Minkowski#Doug Eiffel#They have a sitcom-esque personality clash#and they are also best friends who get separation anxiety if they are apart too long#and want to live their lives together#These things are not contradictory in this case#There are so many exciting ways they can annoy each other when there are no potentially fatal catastrophes to deal with#I think they should go on weekend trips together and bicker endlessly#I think Minkowski should make a ring binder of fun activities#and I think Eiffel should tease her about it#I think Eiffel should persuade Minkowski to do something spontaneously that she ends up really enjoying#and I think Eiffel should admit that maybe Minkowski's schedules are somewhat handy sometimes#the empty man posteth#Eiffel & Minkowski#w359 spoilers#wolf 359 spoilers
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