#I swear this is like that meme from It's Always Sunny in Philadelpha
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He clenched his fists too....the MEMORY of being BURNED by that HIDEOUS Goku was almost as bad as his sheer hatred for Vegeta and every single runt in his family line.
“ Vegeta.......a mistake of nature that should have been left to burn forever in the bowels of Hell. But that IDIOT Goku......he’s almost as bad as him.
He calls himself a hero! BAH! HE’S A MONKEY! No matter how much he evolves, he’ll always BE a monkey! Him and his trash offspring!”
Man, he felt so damn GOOD ranting to a fellow Tsufurian neo-machine mutant about their mutual hatred of all Saiyans! Here on Earth everyone was so damn PC.......how dare anyone insult the precious Saiyan heroes!
He nodded in agreement......sharing data meant both would be up to date. He lifted his hand and wires emerged from finger tips......the wires he used to hack into machines, and now to transfer data to a like organism.
“ Agreed. Isolate and purge the glitches in he programming that are enabling these swine to overpower us. Together.....the Tuffles will live again.”
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He chuckled.
“ True. Only the best of the best for Tuffle kind. So many of these….monkeys….infest this disgusting little planet Earth. Their power is out of control, otherwise I would have blown them up already…”
It felt….good….to talk to a fellow Tuffle experiment. He was positive this one was from the same batch he had come from, but he couldn’t be sure…..those were some crazy early days….
“ Forgive my appearance……it’s purely cosmetic at this point, but it’s a side-effect of possessing the swine Vegeta’s body.”
Memory Banks Refreshed.
Baby’s puny fists clenched at the very Mention of Earth, and even more at the mention of the Bastard Prince of Saiyans… For him, it was the biggest series of mistakes of it’s life, but for those brutes, it had to have been an everyday occurrence. This grandiose failure of it’s prime directive wasn’t even remembered by Earth, which comes as both a curse, and even a Blessing for future units– or so Baby thought.
And unfortunately, this happened more than just with this unit. It had to have happened to another, and maybe even More.
❛❛ It sounds as though we made the same amount of progress – It’s incredible that you’ve survived as well. We should exchange data while we can, and learn from our mistakes. ❜❜
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