#I still hate his new Botox face tho

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Ok but the way Eddie roasted the fuck out of Natasha and her weird decision to bring back MY ex - 🤌🏼🤌🏼

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The Empty Hearse: my inner monologue because I like writing these

I would just like to point out before we get going that I was rather a latecomer to this fandom. I got into it just as Season 4 was released, so early 2017. When this episode was released in 2014 I was only 10 years old!!! Still probably my favourite fandom though, the one I always find myself returning to.

Anyways, on with my crazy monologue!!

• We stan a quick rundown of the Depression of the Century

• #creepymaskmuch

• Molly be like "oh damn"

• Uno reverse bitches!!!

• Molly be like "YAAAAS"

• I'm sorry can we just acknowledge how hot the window jump is

• Bet John wished he could be Molly in that sitch XD

• DERREN BROWN MOTHERFUCKERS

• Still feel so sorry for John :(

• "BOLLOCKS"

• Greg is so fucking done with Anderson's theories XD

• "You're a guilty lil bitch Anderson, stfu": Lestrade 2k14

• "I BelIEVe iN sHErloCK HOLmeS"

• Eyyyyyyy Sherlock is not guilty!!!! (Obvs)

• When depression hits, get a (terrible) moustache bitches

• WE DON'T TRUST YOU MARY, DON'T ACT ALL NICEY NICE

• Ooooo helicopters and running, Mission Impossible style

• When you just..... give the fuck up

• When you can't stand that screaming so you just turn your music up

• I mean torture is pretty harsh man

• Of course Sherlock would deduce his way out XD

• When Mycroft just doesn't give a Single Shit

• WE STAN THE THEME TUNNNEEEEE

• John be like "nah imma just stare at this wall"

• Mycroft's got a fancy fucking office guys

• John stop tryna be Sherlock with your terrible imitation coat and scarf

• Mrs Hudson always cares for her adoptive sons, but she does with high sarcasm and sass

• Mycroft, why does your office look like a torture chamber??

• Benedict is HOT Jesus

• "Definitely. Enjoying it.": You! Don't! Appreciate! Your! Brother!

• 2 HOURS TO LEARN A BLOODY LANGUAGE!?!?! JESUS FUCK I DID 7 YEARS OF FRENCH AND I CAN BARELY HOLD A CONVERSATION

• Anthea prefers Sherlock to Mycroft, they have bitch sessions about him pass it on lol

• Mrs Hudson is so sassy and honest XD

• John you fucking liar you're not sorry

• Mycroft is so Done with his little brother XD

• Sherlock, stop personifying London dude

• "Yes, we meet up every Friday for fish and chips": Mycroft, the sarcasm is not needed

• MYCROFT TELL YOUR BROTHER WHAT HE FUCKING DID TO JOHN

• Mrs Hudson is such a fucking Queen

• "What's his name?"

• "Sherlock was not my boyfriend": YES HE FUCKING WAS SHUT UP

• "I AM NOT GAY": wow, denial is high there John

• Mrs Hudson ships Johnlock more than the rest of the fandom combined XD

• Mycroft: "oh yeah but the other wine is like so much better. Anyways, your bff hates you now byeeeee"

• I LOVE THE MUSIC IN THE RESTAURANT SCENE GEEEEZ

• Sherlock is such a fucking little twat when he wants to be lol

• "Would I suggest you look at this menus, it's... completely identical"

• THE ACCENT. THE FUCKING ACCENT. I'M WHEEZING

• The way he's just tryna be like "look at meeeeeeee" and John gives not a single fuck

• "Surprise me" "certainly endeavouring to, sir"

• Awwwwwww hey Mary

• John is such an awkward lil hedgehog

• Mary: I agree I'm the best thing that could have happened to you

John: bitch you're not Sherlock

• SHERLOCK FUCK OFF

• Oh damn. OH DAMN.

• John just having a mini mental breakdown here

• "Short version. Not dead."

• John looks like he's about to kill someone (preferably Sherlock)

• "Oh God" "Not quite"

• SHERLOCK STOP MAKING BAD JOKES ABOUT THE MOUSTACHE SITCH

• The look in Sherlock's eyes when he realises that John isn't happy to see him

• #deflectiontechniques

• HE LOOKS IN SO MUCH PAIN ON THE FLOOR BABBBBYYYYYY

• In the cafe, Sherlock just looks like a kid that's like 2 hours late home

• "You know for a genius you can be remarkably thick"

• "That's a little more difficult to explain" "I've got all night bitch"

• "Just your brother, Molly and a hundred tramps"

• I love that they end up in a chip shop XD

• John, your moustache is terrible. Accept it lol

• "One word to let me know that you were alive"

• Mary just laughing her head off in the corner XD

• Sherlock: BITCH STFU IT'S A SECRET (whilst entire chip shop is listening in)

• *headbutt*

• "I said sorry, isn't that what you're supposed to do?"

• Mary knows what's up BUT SHE A LIAR

• SHERLOCK LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO CRY WHAT A SWEETIE

• Honestly don't know why Mollie looks so shocked, like she knew he was alive

• Greg is just like a proud Papa

• "Oo you bastard!"

• Sherlock being vaguely confused/irritated by a hug XD

• BBC, can we talk about the random shot of the back of Una Stubbs' throat?

• THEY EVEN GOT ONE IN FOR THE SHERIARTY SHIPPERS, HAVE THEY JUST COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT JOHNLOCK :(:(:(

• Anderson just doesn't ship Sheriarty XD

• Think the Chip Shop Argument got spilled lol

• Mary is having the time of her life reading the blog XD

• Mary really ships the boys right from the start lol

• "I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes" "You should put that on a t-shirt"

• "SHERLOCK HOLMES GET DOWN FROM THAT SOFA OR SO HELP ME GOD--": Mrs Holmes 1983-present

• The terror alert is on critical and these bitches are just playing chess

• Ngl, missed the burgundy dressing gown

• "Oh bugger!"

• WE STAN THE BROTHERS PLAYING OPERATION

• SHERLOCK'S IMITATION THO

• Mycroft be so defensive

• "Both of us thought you were an idiot, Sherlock. We had nothing else to go on until we met other children" "Oh yes, that was a mistake" "ghastly. What were they thinking of?" "Probably something about making friends": I feel SO sorry for the Holmes parents XD

• Mycroft, I think your brother is trying to set you up with a lil someone (

• "Change the subject. Now"

• Mrs Hudson: :)

• "He's pleased to see you underneath all that--" "Which of us??" "Both of you"

• PLAY DEDUCTIONS WITH YOUR BROTHER MYC

• Sherlock straight in there with the gender equality

• Sherlock: Icelandic sheep wool bitch

Mrs Hudson: ah yes, because the world need a blog on that -_-

• THE CURLS ARE AT A PEAK GUYS

• "I'm not lonely": yes you are stfu

• I love the wink to Mrs Hudson :)

• Mrs Hudson really wants her boys back lol

• Loving the use of transitions to show how much of a dick John is being to Sherlock lol

• "Have dinner?" "Solve crimes?"

• Molly knows she's replacing John really

• "Weight loss, hair dye, botox, affair, lawyer. Next!"

• Sherlock is so gentle with the poor woman :)

• I LOVE THE OLD GUY SO MUCH LOL

• John is so fucking convinced he's right, but it's kinda sad that he doesn't think Sherlock will respect his personal space (because he never has before): JOHN SUBCONSCIOUSLY WANTS SHERLOCK THERE

• Can we just agree that Sherlock is such a sweetie and that it is heartbreaking that John is now his awful internal monologue because he's convinced he hates him after how he reacted once he returned?

• Lestrade just being a concerned dad in the background

• Molly and Lestrade are both just so spooked out

• *dramatically blows dust off book*

• HE WANTS JOHN BACK SO BAD awwwwwwwwwwwwww

• Quick aside, but I have a friend who is a train fanatic (he's coming to prom on a steam thingy) and the train dude reminds me of him lol

• WE LOVE A LIL BIT OF MIND PALACE WORK

• "Excuse you": JOHN YOU SASSY QUEEN

• John: Makin' my way downtown, walkin' fast, getting kidnapped and I fall down

• "Did you get him off a murder charge" "Nope helped him put up some shelves"

• "Do you fancy chips?": HANG ON A MOMENT. In S4E2 Sherlock states that "You're suicidal you're allowed chips. Trust me I should know". Does that mean..... oh Jesus, Sherlock, you little sweetie, you need to talk to someone

• ON PRINCIPLE I HATE SHERLOLLY BUT IT'S ALSO SO SWEEEEEEEEEEET

• *when you wake up after a night out and you don't know where the fuck you are*

• Sherlock is just immediately alert like: wtf is wrong with my John

• The chips just... don't matter, okay

• When you steal a motorbike to help your bff

• I'M SORRY BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE LIKE A 16 YEAR OLD SHERLOCK ROARING AROUND SUSSEX ON HIS LITTLE MOPED AND HIS MOTHER YELLING AT HIM FROM DOWN THE ROAD TELLING HIM SHE'S GOING TO KILL HIM IF HE DOESN'T GET HOME RIGHT NOW XD

• Ngl having the little kid right at the front is real creepy

• But like can you imagine Sherlock and John going to bonfire nights with Rosie when she's a bit older and both of them being dead tense as they watch the bonfire being lit?

• LISTEN TO YOUR DAUGHTER BITCH

• The fact Sherlock figures it out JUST as the bonfire lights up: PERFECT

• Sherlock, with a complete disregard for his own safety: *jumps into a fire and drags John out before tearfully begging him to be okay*

Hetero shippers: ah yes, what a good male friendship

• I LOVE THE HOLMES PARENTS SO MUCH

• I love Sherlock's face lol: he is SO done

• Sherlock totally resembles his mother in terms of personality

• I think the fact this is Benedict's parents makes that scene a million times better: do you think that's how he wants to act during the small talk sometimes XD

• Mr Holmes just looks so Done, and Mrs Holmes is just like "fuck it I'm used to this"

• "She worries!": well of course she bloody does, one son is the British Government, the other is a recovering drug addict who solves crimes as an alternative to getting high and her daughter is locked up in a secret facility

• "Promise?" "...promise": HE LOVES HIS MUM AND DAD REALLY

• Tbf John, you couldn't expect the poor guy to lead his parents on like that, really

• John stop making bad puns

• "Is it to get to you through me?": JOHN KNOWS WHAT'S UP

• Awwwwww he's got his John back and he's just so happy

• Aw c'mon, you've gotta admit that a bit of Sherlock's massive concern is for his brother being in parliament that night

• I'M SORRY BUT I CAN'T HELP THINKING OF THE PARENTLOCK EDIT OF THE FACETIME BIT

• "Illegal!" "A bit": yeah, like this is anything new tho John XD

• "I don't understand" "well that's a first": JOHN LIVES ARE AT STAKE STOP BEING A SASSY BITCH

• *sudden flashback to the great game and the painting*

• I actually love the scene in the train carriage so much, because even though it ends up with Sherlock being a little bastard to get John to admit his feelings, I like how it demonstrates that everyone expects Sherlock to know everything all the time, and that's a very unrealistic expectation: despite the fact he hates it, he is only human, and I think this scene nicely acknowledges that

• Two bros, chilling in a tube train, trying not to freak out cos they might die!

• Sherlock: ooooopppsss, John, might have just set off this fucking bomb :/

• "Mind palace!"

• "You think I've just got how to diffuse a bomb tucked away in there!?" "YES!" "...maybe"

• Sherlock may be a little bitch but you have to admit he's a bloody good actor

• John, the whole way through the tube scene: wtf wtf wtf wtf

• "I wanted you not to be dead!" "Well, be careful what you wish for": Sherlock, sweetie, it almost sounds like you wish you were dead.....

• AWWW HE FORGIVES HIM GUYS

• I wanna know what that information Mycroft gave Moriarty was

• "His death wish": yeah, let's be honest Moriarty was just like "I crave heckety heck death"

• How difficult do you thunk Sherlock found it up on that roof, having to tell John all of that??

• You've gotta admit that it was a pretty good plan

• You can bet that all the conspiracy theories were on Anderson's wall XD

• THE GIGGLING JESUS

• "You COCK"

• "You said such nice things, I never knew you cared :)"

• "I will kill you if you EVER-" "scouts honour" "BREATHE A WORD OF THIS ANYONE"

• "Terrorists can get into a lot of trouble if they don't have an off switch"

• "Oh please, killing me. That was so 2 years ago": WE STAN

• Mycroft is just so desperate to get out of Les Mis: "but the pain. The HORROR"

• Lestrade just seems a little disappointed

• John tryna act surprised at Tom XD

• SHERLOCK'S FACE (the memeeeessss lol)

• WE STAN OUR TWO FAVE BOYS TALKING ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS

• Sherlock is just so determined

• Sherlock: oh yeah heard your graveside speech btw, super sweet

• YES THE HAT BITCHES: OUR FAVOURITE DETECTIVE IS BACK

• OOOO CREEPY MAGNUSSEN NUGGET AT THE END THERE

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snort, shivaay struggling with the overly packaged baby bottle. #relatable 😆😆😆

“bunty, wait.” 

i love how we’re all just talking to bunty now like he’s part of the gang. 😊😊😊

omfg this baby is too cute mannnn. i want to munch on its gol guppa cheeks. nomnomnom. 😚😚😚

hahahah om going all emotionally overworked mom on rudra. 😂😂😂

stoppppp fighting, you’re making the baby cry! THIS IS NOT THE KIND OF CALM AND SUPPORTIVE ENVIRONMENT A BABY NEEDS! 😣😣😣

*grabs the baby from these assholes* come here baby. aww le. no cry. *jiggling it up and down, using opportunity to secretly nibble on baby’s cheek just a little* 😌😌😌

“HUMAARE bunty ko”

you’d think the baby would imprint on one of them, but instead it looks like OM is the one who’s gotten overly attached to bunty. 😇😇😇

haha awwww kunal’s caaasual kiss on baby’s head in between all that. 💖💖💖

lmao oh nooooo om and baby in tears together. 😅😅😅

god shut up anika. aankhein hai ki decorative fixtures??? itna bada basket, with itneee saaare ribbons, uske andar baby, all like 5 feet away from you, and you “found nothing”. pfffffffffft. 😒😒😒

om wants to have man to man conversation with bunty. best. 😆😆😆

even baby is not immune to omki’s gentle and soothing presence. LOOK AT THAT SMIIIIIIIILE! 🤗🤗🤗

cannot able to pick which baby is cuterrrrr. *pinches both their cheeks* 😍😍😍

shivaay “papa”. pffffffffft. 🙄🙄🙄

... om also has shivaay’s newly found flash waale super powers. how the FUCK did he get behind that door so quick? 😑😑😑

ok that was the mosttttt unrealistic everrrrrrrr. 😒😒😒

bunty’s like “khaana-waana toh kuch milne waala nahi hai. might as well sleep.” 😴😴😴

OM YOU FUCKING IDIOT. WHY WOULD YOU NOT TELL HIM THAT THE BABY IS IN IT? AND TWO, OMG WHY WOULD YOU KEEP IT ON AN ELEVATED SURFACE LIKE THAT, SO CLOSE TO THE EDGE? 😟😟😟

man like... this is the one of the many reasons i decided on no kids. there’s too much that could go wrong, and i just can’t deal with that kinda minute-by-minute anxiety of how i could end up fucking up a poor baby’s life irreparably. 😥😥😥

the day of never ending snark continues. 😆😆😆

STUPID SINGH OBEROI. WHY IS THERE NO FILTER BETWEEN YOUR BRAIN AND MOUTH????? 😣😣😣

“chidiya ke liye banoon, choohe ke liye banaoon, magarmach ke liye banaoon!”

arre waah, kaaash jango yahaan hota. he’d have got some of shivaay’s kheer! 🐊🐊🐊

WHY IS SHE SO NOSY, MY GOD. SHIVAAY, SACH MEIN TERI WAALI BOHUT SAWAAL KARTI HAI. 😒😒😒

why’s gauri’s mom rooting around on the floor? 😕😕😕

aw good. omkiiii is being a goooooooood boy. 💘💘💘

wife is falling dangerously in lau with hubs. 😍😍😍

shit. hitting fan. 💩💩💩 

LAUNDRY BASKET MEIN BUNTY THAAAAAAAAAAAA. 😫😫😫

RUN YOU FUCKING IDIOTSSSSSS, BEFORE SHE WASHES BUNTY WITH THE COLOURED LOAD.  🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽

OMFG IN LOGON KA GHAR ITNA BADA KYUN HAI????? YOU HAVE TO BE A PROPER CROSS COUNTRY RUNNER TO GET FROM ONE END TO ANOTHER. 😒😒😒

NO TIME TO STOP AND CATCH RUDRA UP YOU FUCKERS, FUCKING RUN!!!!!!!!! 😩😩😩😩😩😩

good that rudra did all that cardio yest, his stamina is good; he’s miles ahead of the other two. 😗😗😗

TELL ME SHE FOUND THE BABY!!!!!!! 😧😧😧

oufffffffff, KAMBAKHAT PHONEEEEEEE 😒😒😒

OMG ANIKA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. 😱😱😱

MERI SAANSEIN RUK RAHI HAI AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY YOU GUYS 😯😯😯😯😯😯

JESUS FUCKING..... *exhales for 4 minutes straight* 😥😥😥😥

... who runs the washing machine aise khullllla? 😒😒😒

rich ppl who can afford to buy a new one every other day, that’s who. 🙄🙄🙄

bunty’s accusatory glare is screaming BITCH, YOU ALMOST GOT ME KILLED. YOU INCOMPETENT MORONS. 😠😠😠

my god. the eyelashes on this baby tho. i want. 😙😙😙

haha awwwww rudra can’t resist making laaad waale faces at baby. 😅😅😅

abbe idiot, control kar. riiiiiiiiight in FRONT of her face. 🙄🙄🙄

husband is here to save the day by romancing wife silly. 🙃🙃🙃

rudra in the bg is so uncomfortable having to witness bhaiyya get all up on bhaabi like this. 😂😂😂

lmao he’s reallllllllllly putting the MOVEZ on her. 😧😧😧

this asshole really knows what his touch does to her and is taking such undue advantage. 😑😑😑

pfffffffffft. kheeer banaani nahi aaati. so lame. 🙄🙄🙄

meanwhile rudra is just playing with baby in bg. does not understand mauke ki nazaakat despite bhaiyya’s desperate aankhon se ishaare. 😒😒😒

RUDRA. FOR FUCKS SAKE. STOP PLAYING PEEK A BOO WITH THE BABY!!!!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫

aaaaand now he’s disco dancing. my godddd. this idiot. 😤😤😤

lmao shivaay, till whaaaat extent are you willing to go to distract her? 😏😏😏

anika: rudra yahinnnn hai, aap kyaaaaaaa kar rahe haiii! rudra: nahi nahi main nahi hoon yahaan pe!

translation: omg my otp is finally getting it on. yesss!!!! 😍😍😍

MY GOD RUDRA, WILL SHIVAAY HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH HER FOR THE FIRST TIME ON TOP OF THE WASHING MACHINE IN FRONT OF YOU BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY TAKE THE BABY AND LEAVE?!!?!? MATLAB HADH HAI YAAR. 😒😒😒

lololol meanwhile shivaay is singing a song comprised only of the word “jaa”, in various pitches and tones. 😂😂😂

wait, kitchen waale set ko laundry room bhi banaa diya???? waah. what a multipurpose set they have. 😐😐😐

LMAO RUDRA BLOWING KISSES AT SHIVAAY AS HE LEAVES 😆😆😆

snortttt, kya idiot aadmi hai. was full-on romancing when he had a witness, and left her as if she’s maarofying current the second rudra is gone. 🙄🙄🙄

if i was him, i’d have copped a feel for longer. 😌😌😌

“aap mera dhyaan bataane ki koshish kar rahe the... tabhi toh aap mere nazdeek aaaye, aur khaane ki baat ki, jab aapko pata hai ki dono meri kamzori hai.....” 

she is me and i am her. same kamzoris. DAMN MY NEVER-APPEASED APPETITE. AND MY HETEROSEXUALITY. 😔😔😔

OF COURSE HE’S INSUFFERABLY SMUG ABOUT IT. 😑😑😑

“khaana BHI tumhaari kamzori hai...”  “paseena aa ra hai tumhe... ponch lo.” *casually tosses her towel as he leaves*

OMFG THIS SELF SATISFIED BASTARD. HE NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED. 😒😒😒

WHEN OH WHEN WILL I SEE MY GIRL PUT THE MOVES ON HIM AND LEAVE HIM DEAD IN THE FUCKING GROUND?!!?!? 😩😩😩

girls have gotten hands on security footage. which is working perfectly fine when absolutely nothing is happening in the house. but the day someone tries to murder one of these fuckers, NOPE, 404 ERROR FOOTAGE NOT FOUND 🙄🙄🙄

“shivaay ne mere saaath....” 

yeah girl dish.... tumhaare saaath? 😏😏😏

wowwwww. must be acp anda’s brillllllllllllliant deduction skillz that makes her this successful a cop. she basically just repeated the FIRST sentence anika said. 😒😒😒

“bhoot-woot banke?” 

someone call saumya. she was the expert in that dept. 😊😊😊

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 YES JUST BURN THIS HELLHOLE DOWN FOR REAL. KHATAM KARO SIYAAAPA. 😒😒😒

bulbul has the most delicious evil look on her face.😈😈😈

and she’s promising a bhoochaaal. eeeeeeeeeeeee. 😊😊😊

LMAO OMG SHE CALLED THE FIRE ALARM “BHONPUUUUUUUUU” HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

... of course. like all the other security measures in this fucking house, this too doesn’t work. 😒😒😒

how these ppl are still alive is beyond me. honestly. must be the insurance company’s duaein. they’d go bankrupt if they had to give a payout for more than one oberoi, let alone the whole fam. 😐😐😐

“ab toh is ghar ki maalkin hoon, sab kuch muhje hi karna padega, bhayankaaar kharche hone waale hai, main kyaaa karoongi!”

you can take the girl out the chawl, but you can’t take the constant kharcha calculating mentality out of her. #relatable 😂😂😂

meanwhile gauri is cajoling and threatening the bhonpu, lolololol. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 

these three have instantly grown into fatherhood. waah. what character growth. 😐😐😐

i can’t get over shivaay constantly kissing the baby. MY HEARTTTTTTT. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

YOU IDIOT. GO MAKE BABIES OF YOUR OWN WITH YOUR GIRL. THE SHOW CAN THEN DEVOLVE INTO THIRTY MINUTES OF YOU JUST SITTING THERE KISSING YOUR BABY ON THE HEAD AND I’D STILL WATCH ITTTTTTTTTTTTT. 😫😫😫😫

why does rudra have to do it alone, while you two get to be a team? also rudra did alllllllllll the work yesterday and today????????????? such nainsaafi. #teamRudra 😑😑😑

pfffffft, lol. he’s out like a light. he’s the second baby. 👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽

HA OM SAID THE SAME THING AS ME!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

arrrrreeee waah, now they’re jostling FOR responsibility of the baby. what maturity. 😊😊😊

pinky tej showdownnnnnnnnnn. 😬😬😬

man, everyone’s fucking pinky up over this shivaay and anika thing. even people who don’t care in the least about shivaay’s happiness. 🙄🙄🙄

... bored with this scene already. gimme bros + baby. 👶🏽👦🏽👦🏽👦🏽

oooooooooooh wait my interest is back. TEJ IS THREATENING PINKY. 😗😗😗

DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TEJ, YOU SAVAGE. 😯😯😯

wow. challllengeeeeeeeee. 😧😧😧

tej’s confidence, man. someone give me like 10% of that. 😕😕😕

BTW, ONE BOTTLE. THAT’S ALL THESE PPL BOUGHT???? WHAT ABOUT DIAPERS???? THAT BABY HAS BEEN IN THE SAME DAMN DIAPER FOR OVER A DAY. 😟😟😟

ok bhavya is such a party pooper, honestly. 😑😑😑

OUFF OPEN AND DISCOVER THE BABY SOONER. THIS TRACK IS HONESTLY SO ANNOYING. 😒😒😒

MY GOD, COULDN’T YOU PPL TAKE OFF YOUR MILLION JINGLY JANGLYYYYYY THINGS?????? SO MUCH SHOR. 😣😣😣

oufffff. andhere mein bade mission kiye hai my ass. this acp anda is the worst. SAUMYAAAAAAAAAA YAAAAAR, COME BAAAAAAACK. 😫😫😫😫😫😫

😌😌😌 how nice and convenient that they all fell on their respective husbands, and not on their devars/jeths. coz that would have been awkward af. 😬😬😬

OUFF EK TOH ITNA CONTRIVED SCENE. USKE UPAR SE YEH THAKELA GAANA WHICH I DON’T LIKE AT ALL. 😤😤😤

TEENO BHAI IN A LINE AND WIVES ON TOP IN THE SAME ROOM; MAN THIS LOOKS LIKE SOME WEIRD KINKY SEX CULT SHIT. 😳😳😳

i’m very happy for all of you, that you’re all getting action after so long. 😊😊😊

except you rudra and bhavya. you two suck together. you should just... not. 😒😒😒

can’t deny, mosttttt feels are coming for shivika only. there’s just something ABOUT them, man. just... literally, saansein ruk rahi hai. 😯😯😯

omg shivaaaaaaaay, do you have some fetish of being watched? why are you grabbing her closer? 😧😧😧

oh chote waale ko bhi hai same fetish. 😶😶😶

ugh his gross “chhudaaa lijiye” line again. 🙄🙄🙄

“jaane dijiye humein.” “toh aayi kyun thi?”

lol meaning what? kahin bhi aa jayegi toh aise pakad loge kya? 🤔🤔🤔

his sexyyyy whispering though. haaaaaaaaye. 😏😏😏😍😍😍

lmaoooo these two are snarkily fighting now also. ABBE OH, LEARN SOMETHING FROM THE YOUNGER BROTHERS, AND DO MAUKE PE CHAUKA. 😑😑😑

rudra is wisest, making full use of opportunity. pity i hate this couple SO much. 😣😣😣

RETURN OF THE “JAO NA”. 😯😯😯😫😫😫💘💘💘💘💘

i really really hate this song. so much. 😣😣😣

aaaaaaaaaaand the cat is out the bag. or rather, the baby is out the basket. 😬😬😬

oufffffff, pinkyyyyy. you knowwwwwww this is going to backfire too. 🙄🙄🙄

“botox kumari” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ouff jhanviiiii, you’re such a beautiful idiot. 😒😒😒

and pinkyyyyy whyyy are you bothering? awaaiii ka siyaapa mol lena. 🙄🙄🙄

can’t quite decide which should anika be more troubled at, that she almost put a baby in the washing machine, or that there’s a sudden random baby in the house in the first place. 😐😐😐

hahaha baby’s smile at three idiots getting interrogated. 😆😆😆

LMAOOOOO OM’S FACE AT GAURI’S GLARE. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

he looks guiltiest of the three. hmmmmm. 🤔🤔🤔

what right does bhavya even have to be glaring at rudra? kuch bhi. don’t equate her to the other two, plz and thnks. 😒😒😒

like even anika doesn’t look as upset as bhavya does. 😑😑😑

anika looks the least perturbed, actually. indian naari, full of samajhdaari. 😏😏😏

oh. spoke too soon. she looks a litttttle upset in the room. 😬😬😬

but like... again, wasn’t shivaay with tia 18 months ago? 

ok i need some help from you guys: does anyone remember what episode or scene or context it is, where it’s mentioned how long tia and shivaay have been together? i have this figure “3 years” in my mind, but idk why. was this ever mentioned? or am i just making this up in my head? 🤔🤔🤔

gauri is a little bummed omkara didn’t save himself for marriage. 😶😶😶

“WE will handle it.” 

as in you and SHE? maybe ask her if she wants to? 😕😕😕

WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING THE BABY’S AANKHEIN ARE KANJI? THE BABY HAS BROWN EYES. LIKE... AT LEAST HIRE A KANJI EYED BABY IF THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PLOT POINT.  😑😑😑

DO THESE EYES LOOK KANJI TO ANYONE ELSE??? 😒😒😒

bhavya’s making a lot of assumptions about shivaay and om, based on what exactly? 😒😒😒 is this how she does her cop work? no wonder she hasn’t found the locket yet. 

“aapke bas ki baat nahi hai.” 

snort. suddenly rudra is rearing up to prove he could totally be the dad. 😆😆😆

anika now seems totally okay with baby possibly being his. (as long as it’s not an insufferable NKK waala baby with naagini, i suppose. 😌😌😌)

lol shivaay getting possessive over the baby. man, just give her the baby already. 🙄🙄🙄

anika ko bhi kuch kuch ho raha hai seeing him with baby. 😏😏😏

man, damn our biology and hormones that make a man with a baby so fucking irresistible. i don’t fucking need this. 😫😫😫

FINALLY. DIAPER CHANGE TIME. 😑😑😑

oh that makes him instantly hand the baby over. typical. 😒😒😒

“BUNTY LADKI HAI????” 😧😧😧

fucking idiots. who the fuck wouldn’t check what gender the baby is? 😒😒😒

aw, he seems really happy that it’s a girl though? 😗😗😗

haha, allllll of them are. how cute. #beWithBeti 😚😚😚

aw, he’s not that bad a singer in his (higher pitched) nakuul voice. 😊😊😊

ok they shouldn’t have inserted the song. 😐😐😐

1. it’s not even remotely believable that he sings like kishore fucking kumar, ok??? 😒😒😒

2. ugh again last 5 min of episode on gaana sequence. ouff. 😣😣😣

i really love this song though, so imma try and tolerate the michmichi. 😶😶😶

IT’S FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT. NOT THE TIME TO PLAY HORSEY. FUCKING PUT THE POOR BABY TO SLEEP. IDIOTS. 😫😫😫

see? this is how it COULD be, if you two stopped being such insufferable idiots. now get to sexing and make a shivika and ansh. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 chop chop! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

oh god, full fam knows about baby. oh godddddddddd. draaaaaama hoga kal. can’t tolerateeeeeeeee. don’t even wanna watch tomm’s ep. 😖😖😖😣😣😣