#I still do he’s my pookie wife and we have 5 kids together

[robiinurheart33]

Happy anniversary to the greatest film ever made and the unhealthiest obsession I’ve ever had

[beanghostprincess]

hear me out I like zeff/yasopp I think it's great but just hear me out sora right? Mrs Vinsmoke instead of poisoning herself to fix her babies. She poisons her husband, killing him. She takes her daughter and runs away to the east blue.

She finds the nice humble island with a small village known as syrup village. She has a nice little home and delivers her babies in the village and raises them on her own. They're all completely normal well adjusted non-emotionally stunted children with their own passions and hobbies. Ichiji literature and poetry, Niji gardening and plants Sanji is still cooking and Yonji is sports mainly baseball Reiju ballet.

she befriends a lady named Banchina she likes to visit her once in a while and brings her son usopp to play with them. They get closer like really close Sora is catching feelings practically having a second sexual awakening with this woman. She doesn't know what to do She didn't even know she was bisexual until now. That's how trapped she was in that miserable miserable marriage

Banchina is a lesbian (insert lavender marriage backstory right here we know the lore yasopp is being gay somewhere this ain't about him) she fell for this woman the minute she saw her she was head over heels. Gorgeous, beautiful. She needs her She wants her. She pursues her

They kiss, they start seeing each other more often they get closer they're in love

NOOO THIS IS SO CUTE ILOVEITILOVEITILOVEITILOVEITILOVEITILOVEITILOVEITILOVEITILOVEIT-

The whole lavender marriage thing with Yasopp and Banchina is just amazing to me, tbh. I adore them. And Sora deserved so much better,, She deserved to escape from that hell and get a wife fr fr. And in this concept we're like, SO adding Childhood BFFs to lovers Sanuso right??? Right???

Because I can't stop thinking about Sora raising the kids on her own in Syrup Village and they all have their little personalities and passions. And Sanji still loves to cook and is the sweetest thing that has ever existed. Honestly, he might not get his stubborn and strong personality from Zeff but he could most definitely get it from his brothers. 100%. If in this concept they act like normal siblings I can assure you they are arguing 24/7 (but they're very protective of Sanji because you will have to kill me before I give up my headcanon of the brothers actually loving Sanji a lot). So yadda yadda yadda he meets Usopp and they are best friends and they grow up together and they are boyfriends and the story is similar to the original except that there's no Zeff BUT Luffy does end up making these two idiots join. Except that they're boyfriends already. And the story doesn't change because they already look like boyfriends in canon.

But this isn't about them because I like women more!

Okay so Sora is the sweetest mother in the whole world but since she has to raise the kids on her own she also has to act tough sometimes and you know,,, It is a hard job when you have,,, 5 kids,,, Poor woman. But she loves her little angels SO much it's insane and they love her even MORE and they all help in their tiny little home in the village somehow. Tiny little family that is not so tiny because those are 5 kids. Girl,,, I just know Banchina would want to help her somehow. Usopp doesn't have that many friends and Banchina thinks it's a great idea to go visit Sora and the kids so Usopp has somebody to play with. And even if it's a bit hard because his personality clashes a lot with the brothers, he gets along the most with Sanji. Instant best friendism because Sanji looks so sweet and quiet and sensitive and Usopp goes full superhero mode on him. My pookies,,,

Honestly, Banchina is so real for falling for Sora right away. Because. You know. Have you seen Sora? I think Banchina admires her a lot because sometimes it's hard for her to raise Usopp on her own without Yasopp around and you're telling her Sora can do that same thing with 5 kids??? And Sora falls for Banchina too because. Again. Have you seen her??? And she is also so fun to be around and so so helpful!

Wouldn't it be extremely sweet but angsty if they started to fall in love, meeting even when the kids aren't around and doing chores together, but Sora feeling guilty because she thinks Banchina is actually married married to Yasopp? She doesn't know anything about the lavender marriage yet,,, And Banchina doesn't want to ask personal, intrusive things, so she doesn't know more than "They escaped from a bad place" about Sora and her kids. She guesses she doesn't want a romantic relationship now-- But she does!! Of course she does!!

Banchina is just,, So sweet to her and so so helpful and thoughtful. Sora isn't used to this much kindness in her life,, You have to keep in mind she basically got out of an abusive relationship and it's the first time somebody actually wants her for herself and not to use her. Banchina always wants to cook for her and help her with her groceries and look after the kids when Sora wants to take a nap. And I think Sora also would see her with Sanji cooking, stopping fights between the brothers and playing with them (also fixing their stuff bc I hc that Banchina knows her ways when it comes to like, mechanics and art and such), and talking for hours with Reiju and dancing with her. Sora is so in love,,, She has never felt like this before. She didn't even know she liked girls. But she doesn't want to make any sudden changes for the kids,, Again,, Or ruin what they have. So she stays quiet.

And Banchina loves painting, by the way. Obviously, because I say so (and bc I want Usopp to have a deeper reason to love art). So Banchina is always drawing Sora, at first absentmindedly, and later on she realizes the only thing that inspires her is Sora,,, She has always been looking for that. A true passion and stability and knowing she can trust somebody to stay and to offer her their heart so she can paint it. She's a bit intense when it comes to helping Sora, maybe, but she wants to be helpful! And Sora is always taking care of her too and her health!! Looking out for her and being oh so gentle and fun to be around. Sora is the sweetest but she's also a bit of a tease and her laugh is the cutest thing Banchina has ever heard. But yeah,,, Neither of them wants to confess even though they've almost kissed,,, A lot of times.

Okay,,, But wouldn't it be cute if Sanji and Usopp's crushes on each other started very early in their friendship and Sora and Banchina realized they have to be honest about their feelings thanks to their kids??? Because they both ask for advice from them about how to tell somebody you like them, and when they're both like "If you truly feel like it's meant to be you'll know... You need to follow your heart and be honest..." they know they have to finally be together together. They wouldn't tell their kids right away because they think they need to get used to more to this dynamic first and it's a big change. So they stay quiet and keep it to themselves. But, you know, Banchina and Usopp basically live with them now at this point so it's hard not to know.

Also,,, Can't stop thinking about Sora being a badass and knowing Judge is the most horrible person to ever exist BUT still having issues with relationships because of his fault? She still has this feeling of like, thinking she's worthless and needs to do more and more and more? And give give give? And Banchina helping her all the time and sharing the burden and seeing all the pretty things Judge found ugly in her,,,, It does wonders for her heart. And Banchina also realizes that she doesn't have to be alone and can share her passions and true feelings with somebody finally??? What if I cry.

Aghhhh. I absolutely adore this. The kids grow up and do their own things and Usopp and Sanji go with Luffy and they are all happy and there's no angst! And once they're alone they can be cottagecore middle-aged sapphics in their little village.

Lil note: Somebody choose a shipname bc I am awful with these things thank you-

[btsqualityy]

Idk if it's over, if it is I'm sorry. I'm at work typing this in a closet. Can I get a drabble of Kam introducing her gf to her family, Pooks included? Please and thank you ❤

Anonymous also said: Drabble day request with Kammie coming out to her family officially with Kinsley comforting her. Her gf can make an appearance if you like. Thank you shay 💜

Author’s Note: Kam is like 18 here, so Kins is 21 and Pooks is 6

“Finally, you’re here,” Kamryn huffed after she had opened the front door of her parents house, stepping back and letting Kinsley walked inside.

“What’s so important that I had to leave the studio and rush over here?” Kinsley demanded to know as the two of them walked through the front hall into the living room. Once they got there, Kinsley saw you, Yoongi, and Pooks sitting on the couch.

“I have something really important to tell you guys and I wanted to do it at the same time,” she replied. Kinsley then moved to sit on the couch as well, plopping down next to Pooks. 

“Well, make it quick please,” Kinsley said. 

“Hi Unnie,” Pooks smiled and Kins held her arms out, giggling when Pooks flew into her arms. 

“Hi Pookie,” she smiled. “Hi Mommy, hi Daddy.”

“Hey baby girl,” Yoongi greeted.

“Hey sweetheart. Well, don’t keep us in suspense Kam,” you spoke up. “What do you have to tell us?”

“Sooo, I met someone,” Kamryn announced and an instant smile appeared on your face.

“Really?” Yoongi asked. “Who?”

“Yeah, what’s his name?” Kins smiled knowingly. 

“Actually, it’s not a he,” Kamryn replied. “It’s a she.”

“Really?” You smiled. “What’s her name?”

“Her name’s Alicia,” Kamryn started. “She’s 20 and I met her in a class that we had together last semester.”

“So, are you guys just talking, or are you dating?” Yoongi wondered.

“We’re dating Daddy,” Kamryn laughed. “We have been for a few weeks now.”

“So, are you a lesbian?” Kinsley asked. “Or are you bi?”

“What’s a lesbian?” Pooks interjected. 

“Um, well, it’s when a girl likes another girl,” you explained to him. “You know how Mommy likes Daddy and Unnie likes Mason hyung?”

“Yeah,” Pooks nodded.

“Well, that’s how sissy likes Alicia,” you told him.

“Is that ok with you bear?” Kamryn asked him and Pooks nodded his head.

“As long as she’s nice, and likes bears!” He stated firmly, making everyone laugh.

“Mommy? Daddy?” Kamryn asked and you smiled at her.

“Kammie, you know I accept you,” you said. “Anyone that makes you happy is good with me.”

“I agree,” Yoongi nodded. “You know your mother and I have always raised you to be your own person, regardless of who that turns out to be and if you decide that this is who you are, then I’m happy for you.”

“Thanks guys,” Kamryn squealed, running over to the couch and quickly hugging the both of them. 

“Don’t think that this means that I’m not gonna be as hard on her as I was on Mase,” Yoongi muttered, making you smack his arm. “I still need to make sure that she’s good enough for you.”

“She is Daddy, don’t worry,” Kamryn assured him. 

“So, when do we get to meet her?” You questioned. Kamryn’s phone beeped then, and she pulled it out of her pocket to look at the notification.

“In about 5 minutes,” Kamryn said. “She’s about to pull up outside the house.”

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“Everyone, this is my girlfriend Alicia,” Kamryn introduced as she motioned to the woman standing next to her. “Licia, this is my mom Y/N, my dad Yoongi, my unnie Kinsley and my baby brother Kobe but we call him Pooks.”

“Nice to meet you all,” Alicia smiled.

“It’s nice to meet you as well sweetie,” you greeted, stepping over to her and hugging her gently. “Oh, you are beautiful.”

“Thank you,” Alicia giggled. 

“It’s nice to meet you,” Kinsley said, extending her hand to Alicia and letting her shake it. 

“Likewise,” Alicia replied. Suddenly, Pooks stepped forward and looked up at Alicia.

“Are you nice?” He asked Alicia, making her raise her eyebrows as she bent down to look at him. 

“I think I am,” she nodded.

“Do you like bears?” He questioned and she nodded again.

“I think they’re cool,” she told him. Pooks then looked over at Kamryn, nodding his head firmy.

“She’s good, I can tell,” Pooks announced, making Kamryn laugh.

“I’m glad you think so bear,” Kamryn nodded. 

“So, what are your intentions with my daughter?” Yoongi asked and you, Kinsley, and Kamryn call gasped at the same time. 

“Yoongs!”

“Daddy” Kinsley and Kamryn exclaimed at the same time. 

“I’m just kidding, God,” Yoongi laughed as he stepped forward, shaking Alicia’s hand. “It’s nice to meet you.”

“You too,” Alicia replied.

“I do expect an answer to my question though,” he murmured seriously. “Preferably sometime when I don’t have my wife and daughters breathing down my neck.”

“Sure,” Alicia nodded. 

“Well, why don’t you all come in?” You suggested. “I have dinner cooking and it’s almost ready.”

“Yay, food!” Pooks exclaimed, turning and rushing into the kitchen. You, Yoongi, and Alicia followed behind them while Kinsley and Kamryn hung back a little bit. 

“Thank you for having my back in there,” Kamryn sighed in relief. “You really acted liked you haven’t met Alicia before.”

“Yeah well, if Mommy and Daddy found out that I knew you were a lesbian and had a girlfriend while they didn’t know, they’d skin us both,” Kinsley laughed. 

“I never thought you’d be able to actually pull it off,” Kamryn admitted. “What happened to the whole “no secrets” thing you had with Mommy?”

“Eh, consider this payback for her not telling us about her birth with Pooks at first,” Kinsley smiled evilly, making Kamryn laugh loudly.