#I showed my one friend (monolingual) this nightmare of a language combination and they asked me if I’d ever considered therapy

[eat-applez]

I have a Discord server that is full of people that all speak Polish, Spanish, and English pretty well. When we message each other, we usually talk in this weird, mutated version of all three languages that we call “Englipañopolsku” (patent pending /hj) which leads to interesting sentences such as

-“Cries en polsku”

-“Necesito you to żebyście to zebrali”

-“K*RWA MÍ TOE”

-“Do you ever miej marzenie un sueño….(I’m not writing the whole thing)”

-“According to all known laws of Aviation, nie ma możliwości, by pszczoła mogła latać, sus alas son demasiado pequeñas para su pequeño y gordo cuerpo del suelo, the bee, por supuesto, muchy i tak”