#I shouldn’t be giggling over this… but I am 🤭

[archermind]

Beg

Spencer Reid x F!Reader (18+)

Description: Spencer has been working away on a case for 2 weeks. By the time you both see eachother again, you are so lustful for one another. You can’t help but touch yourself over the phone to him - you are willing to take the punishment for not waiting until he is home. 

Word count: approx. 1500

Content: bl0wjob, f!oralrecieving, PinV, Unprotected, Dirty talk, Hair Grabbing, cvm swallowing, name calling, rough sex, dom!spencer

authors note: apologies if this is too graphic.. looking back i can’t believe i wrote this lol! oh well… this one is truly for the horned up ones ig hehe 🤭

Need grows over time… but lord, you were desperate for spencer. You were desperate for his touch, lips and cock. This had been your longest time away from him since you both met. With Spencer being away working a heavy case - you hadn’t had his attention or sex in a while. Longer than you are used to. Your hormones have been raging lately putting your sex drive at an all time high. However, knowing Spencer was on his way home to you now… you were practically panting at the thought of him. 

Your phone rang out. You leaped onto the bed, grabbing the phone and answering the call. You smiled as you heard Spencer mumble hello. You had missed him dearly after he hadn’t called you very much. You loved his voice… especially when it was full of moans. 

“Hey, Spence” you sighed.

“Bad news, I'm stuck in traffic, baby.”

You fell back onto the bed, letting out a groan. Why was life so cruel to do this to you? Just as the man you want most is on his way to you, yet again something prevents it. Spencer began rambling about how much he misses you and how you shouldn’t worry because it won't be too long… hopefully

“Hopefully it isn't Spence” you smirked, “i will just have to start without you”

Your hand trailed down to the waistband of your pants. You began to tease yourself, just like Spencer would. You let out a pleasurable sigh at the feeling of your clit being rubbed… slowly. You heard Spencer huff into the phone.

“Oh i hope you aren't doing what i think you are doing Y/N” he grumbled lowly. 

You moaned quietly, “what do you think i’m doing Spencer”

“I think you are being a little brat” he paused briefly, listening to the way your breath hitched as he called you a ‘brat’ 

“How come Spencer baby?” you teased, biting your bottom lip as your circular motions picked up speed a little more. 

“Because you are touching yourself when i am not there” he growled

“And what are you going to do about it?” you pause, playing your cards right before making your final move, “Dr Reid…”

Abruptly the phone call ended. You giggled knowing you pushed him to the edge. You leaned your head back from the pleasure you received in your dirty actions. As you did so, the door to your shared bedroom swung open. Your eyes widened as you were caught in the act from spencer. 

“That wasn't so smart was it now Y/N?” he slowly approached you, like you were prey and he was a predator. He was calculated and dangerous. He wanted to punish you and you knew it. 

You shook your head, sitting up. As you did he took his hand under your chin gently, forcing you to look up at him. He leant down to kiss the side of your temple. It was gentle and kind. Before pulling away, Spencer hovered near your ear. 

“Stand up and get on your fucking knees infront of me” he whispered, you did as he ordered. 

As you stood up, you watched him take his trousers off in front of you. You got to your knees and saw his hard leaking cock, precum gathering at the tip. You felt wetness pool at your core, soaking your panties. Spencer ran his hand into your hair before grabbing a fistful and forcing you to look at him. 

“Look what your dirty phone call did to me Y/N,” Spencer looked down at you as you smirked at the effect you had on him, “suck it” he called out to you.

Your hand gripped his long cock, looking up to gaze at him. You opened your mouth, licking Spencer from the base of his cock to his tip. You watched him suck in a harsh breath as you swirl your tongue around his tip to clean up the salty precum. You smirked at him before spitting onto his cock. As soon as you did so, Spencer gripped your hair and forced his dick into your throat with one thrust. You gripped the base of his cock, trying to steady his eagerness. You began bobbing your head as your other hand fondled his balls, causing him to whimper at your touch. You sucked on his tip, knowing it drove him wild as you moved your hand up and down working the base of his cock. Spencer moaned and panted as he grew closer to his climax. Spencer began fucking your throat, causing you to moan with your lips around his cock. It sent Spencer over the edge causing a stream of warm cum to shoot down your throat. 

“F-fuck Y/N” he stuttered.

You moved away from his cock, standing up and sitting yourself onto the bed. Spencer removed his shirt and walked towards you. Pushing you back, he crawled above you. Spencer kissed your swollen lips before moving to leave a trail of wet kisses along your jawline and neck. Quickly, he removed your pants and shirt. Spencer smirked as he was met with your bare breasts, realizing you had worn no bra. 

Spencer began brushing soft kisses against them, you giggled as his nose tickled your abdomen. His mouth stopped just above your black lacy waistline. The corners of Spencer's mouth upturned as he watched you buck your hips and wriggle with want and need. 

“Look who is needy now,” he said softly. 

“Please- Spence” you whined. 

You moaned, watching him tear off your underwear with his pearly whites. Your hands tangled in his hair as he nipped at the skin of your thigh with his soft bite. You writhed and wriggled beneath him, feeling his hot breath hover above your core. Slowly, he began to kitten lick your clit. You cried out with pleasure as he pushed his tongue into you - using his wet long tongue to fuck you sensless. Spencer’s long fingers stimulate your clit, while yours tangled into his brown mop of curls while you grinded against his hot mouth. 

Abruptly, Spencer pulled away. You yearned for his touch again as you squirmed under him. Spencer gripped your thighs as he flipped you on your stomach. You arched your spine, pushing your naked ass further out to him - your body begging for his cock to be buried within you. You felt hands grip your hips and push you away from his dick. 

Spencer tutted, “if you are that desperate, then beg.” 

You trembled with need and desperation. 

“Beg Y/N” he called out

“Fuck please Spence” you panted gripping the sheets below you in anger of your desperate need

“What do you want Y/N?” he questioned, making you beg more. 

“Please Spencer, i want you to fuck me hard with your cock. I need you” you hurriedly begged, the want becoming too much for you. 

“Such a good pretty slut you are, Y/N” Spencer taunted.

You felt him line his length with your cunt. Spencer grasped your hips, pulling you back onto his cock roughly. He pounded you again. again. And again. Harsh breaths with lingering moans fell from both of your lips recklessly. You gripped the sheets, crying with pleasure from each deep thrust. Spencer peppered kisses onto your shoulder as he leaned over you, allowing his cock to enter you deeper and hit more sensitive angles. 

“You feel so good Y/N” he breathed into your ear

You tried to form a sentence back to him but he had you cockdrunk and senseless with each thrust. Your words were mumbles and stutters, a ball of pleasure beginning to knot in your stomach. You turned your head, allowing for Spencer to kiss you deeply as your tongues greeted each other. It was hungry and rough. Your lips were both messy and flushed.

You felt yourself grow closer and closer to your climax. Your walls clenched around Spencer's cock. You bit your lip, trying to suppress any more loud cries or whimpers at the mercy of your neighbors.

“Spencer i'm going to c-c-” your breathing hitched with every word, the words left aimlessly on your tongue

You couldn’t even finish your words until you came quickly onto Spencer. You heard him grunt behind you, letting out a stream of profanities as he too came with you. Spencer allowed himself to fill you up before he helped you off of his dick and laid your tired body onto the bed.

Your skin was flushed from the events and his was too. You both lay there trying to regain sense. You looked at Spencer, watching as his chest heaved up and down. You shifted your body closer to him, settling against his warm sticky skin from sweat. He brushed your sex hair out of your face and pressed a light kiss atop of your head.

“I love you Spencer” you whispered

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[elllisaaa]

Svt reaction to first time kissing their cheek 🤭

first time kissing seventeen cheek

-> pairing : svt × gn!reader

-> words count : 3k words

-> genre : fluff

-> sorry if I made any mistakes, english is not my first language.

-> reblogs and feedbacks are appreciated !

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CHOI SEUNGCHEOL

It was on one of the rare days where you were both off of work. You took advantage of that to sleep later than usual, and when you woke up, Cheol was already ready to start his day. You could hear noises and the distant sound of music coming from the kitchen, and you followed the enticing scent of whatever your boyfriend was cooking. You came up behind him, circling his waist with your arms and pressing yourself against his back. All this felt so domestic, it made Seungcheol’s heart crave for more of these little moments. You haven’t been together for long, but instants like these made him realize how attached to you he was. He turned around to look at you, tucking a strand of your hair behind your ear : “Good morning baby, did you sleep well ?” You nodded, and stood on your tippy toes to kiss his cheek softly. “Thank you for the breakfast Cheolie, bet it tastes amazing.” The look on his face made you giggle a little before he engulfed you in a big hug. He didn’t want you to see how flustered he was, but he was dying inside over how cute you were.

YOON JEONGHAN

“It’s 2 am Y/N, I’m not going to go get you ice cream now, can’t you wait until tomorrow ?” - “Please Hannie ! I’ll do anything you want !” The mischievous smile spreading on Jeonghan’s lips told you that maybe, you shouldn’t have said that. You knew how much of a menace he was, and maybe you should be afraid of what he was going to ask for in exchange for the chocolate ice cream you’ve been craving. “Anything I want ?” - “Yes, I just want my ice cream.” - “Okay. Then kiss my cheek.” You looked at him in disbelief. You were waiting for something more demanding, like doing some chores for him, or buying him dinner the next time you would go out together. But no, and you smiled at the pout aborning his lips when you took too long to give him his kiss. You leaned over the kitchen counter and kissed his cheek, smiling even more when you noticed the faint blush covering his cheeks. “You could’ve just asked for a kiss if you wanted one, Hannie.” - “Don’t push your luck, or you’re not getting your ice cream.” You kissed his cheek again, and suddenly, he was willing to go out every night to get you ice cream. 

HONG JOSHUA

You’ve been working on your assignment for almost two hours when Joshua came back from work. You greeted him and asked him if he had a good day, while still writing and taking notes about your homework. “You should take a break angel.” - “Yeah, I know, I just want to finish this part and then I’ll stop for today.” He kissed your forehead before heading to the kitchen to bring you and himself a glass of water. He knew you too well, and when you were studying all day long, you didn’t always think about drinking water or even eating. Joshua saw a plate beside you, so he knew you had food, but he couldn’t spot any sign of water. He put the glass of water beside your laptop and kissed your forehead once more. But before he could go back to the kitchen to prepare dinner for both of you, you grabbed him by his wrist. “Thank you Shua.” And just like that, you kissed his cheek before casually going back to your assignment. But you must know that when you kissed him, he would always kiss you back, and give you one hundred more for the fun of it. 

MOON JUNHUI

Jun had asked you to come over tonight, because he missed you and because he had a long day and needed to see you to completely relax. Both of you were currently laying in his bed and cuddling, laptop open with a movie playing. When you started to move around as if you wanted to get up, Jun whined and tried to pull you back, but you only giggled and still got out from under the covers. “I’m just going to the bathroom baby ! I’ll be back before you know it.” But your boyfriend was sulking, and even if he was cute, you had the perfect idea in mind to distract him. You leaned in and kissed his cheek before running out of his room. Jun stayed there, fingers brushing against the spot you just kissed. When what you did really hit him, he felt his cheeks heat up immediately. And he was still trying to process this kiss when you came back and snuggled up to him again. “You can’t do that, baby !”, he scolded you. “Why’s that ?” - “Because you’re too cute, you’re going to kill me one of these days !” But you just smiled, and kissed his cheek again. Yeah, you were definitely going to kill him. 

KWON SOONYOUNG

“But I was saving these cookies for today specifically ! And you ate them ! That’s a betrayal !” Soonyoung had been screaming for almost five minutes about the last cookies you ate, and how you couldn’t even consider yourself his partner if you did things like this. Obviously, you weren’t taking these comments to heart because he was always like this when it came to food. And honestly, you knew Soonyoung had a long week and that he was probably tired. “I’m sorry baby, I really didn’t know you were saving them. Next time let me know and I won’t touch them, okay ? I promise.” Your boyfriend huffed, arms crossed on his chest as he stared at the empty pack of cookies still sitting on the kitchen counter. You grabbed his hands, forcing him to uncross his arms and let you step closer. “I’ll go and buy you new cookies, how’s that sound ?” - “Good…” You smiled and decided to kiss him in hopes it would cheer him up. Your plan must have worked because the next second he was holding you close and telling you all about his shitty day at work while you were caressing his hair. All he needed was a little push. 

JEON WONWOO

Since you knew Wonwoo and his members would have a long day of practice because of the comeback coming soon, you doubted that he would take time to take care of himself today. So you decided to take it upon yourself and bring them all food and drinks, and it also allowed you to spend at least one hour with your boyfriend. Because between his job and yours, it was sometimes difficult to spend time together. And Wonwoo would’ve sworn he fell even more in love with you - if it was even possible - when you entered the practice room, with your arms full of bags filled with food for everyone. The fact that you were loving his members as much as he did, and that you took care of them and he was warming up his heart. “You didn’t have to do all that pretty.” - “I know, but I also know you wouldn’t have stopped for a minute if I didn’t come by. And you need to rest.” - “You’re an angel, I’m so lucky to have you.” You smiled at him, and kissed his cheek before handing him a bag filled with his favorite food. Wonwoo kissed you back, heart beating faster and with the conviction that he would marry you one day. 

LEE JIHOON

You often come by your boyfriend’s studio. Because of his hectic schedule, it was not always easy to go out on dates, or for dinner. But both of you preferred to stay in, and you loved to stay with him when he was working on his music. You found it fascinating that he could create such melodies as if it was natural for him, and he was always willing to explain everything he was doing to you. Plus, you were his muse, his inspiration, so it really was a win-win that you were there with him so often. But some nights, he would stay very late, and you would always end up falling asleep on the couch or on Jihoon’s lap. Tonight was one of those nights. You had a tiring day at work, but you still insisted on coming to see him and ended up falling asleep in his arms. “Can we go home soon ?” Your sleepy voice straddled Jihoon, and he pushed your hair away from your face, smiling at seeing you still half-asleep. “Yes jagi, I’m almost finished.” - “Okay… I love you.” And you kissed his cheek before nuzzling back into his neck and going back to sleep. But Jihoon couldn’t get over it, smiling like a lovesick fool - which he was because he immediately wrapped up his things and got you back home.

LEE SEOKMIN

“I’m home baby !” Seokmin announced as he took off his shoes, and dropped the bag full of food on the kitchen counter. You were too busy today to go grocery shopping, so your boyfriend offered to do it instead when he got off of work. He started to put away everything that needed to be refrigerated, while you got out of your office to help him. You worked from home today, and you had a lot to do, but you could at least take a break to help Seokmin. You kissed his shoulder and you passed behind him to put away everything that was going in the cupboards. “How was your day, baby ?” - “It was normal, nothing to say about it, except the fact that Soonie came to practice with a new tiger shirt.” - “I can’t say I’m surprised.” You rummaged through the bag until you found something that caught your attention. It was one of your favorite snacks, but they were hard to find, and the only shop that was selling them was thirty minutes away. “Did you get them just for me ?” - “Oh, yeah ! Thought you might use them with all the stressful things you have to deal with this week.” Maybe it was just your long day that was catching up with you, or your boyfriend’s sweetness, but you could almost feel tears pricking your eyes. You stepped towards Seokmin and kissed his cheek. “Thank you Minnie.” The boy chuckled and kissed your cheek right back, the biggest smile illuminating his face. “I’m always here for you baby.”

KIM MINGYU

It was Mingyu’s first date with you, and he was so nervous he thought he would pass out before he even got the chance to go out with you. He had been trying to grow the balls to ask you out for almost two years. You were one of Minghao’s friends, and he presented you to his members when you came back to Korea after having done your studies abroad. And Mingyu fell in love with you on the spot. He tried to get close to you over these two years, and also tried to gather enough courage to ask you out on a date. But when he finally succeeded, everything that could go wrong had gone wrong, as if the universe was reminding him that you were way out of his league, and that it was a miracle that you agreed. “I’m sorry for disappointing you, it wasn’t how I imagined our first date. It probably was the worst one you’ve ever had and I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t want to see me again.” Mingyu felt bad, because he had promised you a dinner at a fancy restaurant, and that you dressed in consequence but you ended up eating an ice cream while walking around a random park in your classy outfits. “What are you talking about ? It was literally the best date of my life. I’ve never laughed so much during a date, and I must be honest, I prefer to spend time with you rather than these fancy restaurants. I like you anyways Gyu.” You stopped him in his tracks, grabbing his hand in yours and kissing his cheek. Maybe it wasn’t the perfect date, but it was for Mingyu who couldn’t help the blush and smile spreading on his cheeks as he walked by your side, fingers intertwined with yours. 

XU MINGHAO

You were aware of how much Minghao loved his members, and of how much they meant to him, so that was why you were so anxious about how it would go. You wanted to make a good impression on them, because you hoped your relationship would last, even if it was fairly new, you really liked him and didn’t want to fuck it up. And your boyfriend was so sweet about it, telling you that they were a lot to handle, but that if you stayed yourself, they would undoubtedly appreciate you. Minghao held your hand under the table the whole night, his thumb unconsciously brushing against your knuckles and sometimes giving it a little squeeze to reassure you. When both of you left and he walked you home, you were still holding hands. “- Do you think it went well ?” - “It did honey, don’t worry. How could they not like you ? You’re amazing.” You chuckled shyly, and kissed his cheek before turning your head away from his intense stare. “I was anxious mainly because I knew how important it was for you, and I plan on staying in your life for a little while, so I wanted to get along with them.” Minghao pulled you closer to him by your hand so he could kiss the crown of your hair. “Good thing they appreciated you, and good thing I want you to stay for as long as you want to, then.”

BOO SEUNGKWAN

You wanted to surprise your boyfriend by coming to his concert to see him perform. You never had the chance to, and you were dying to. So when he told you about their concert that was going to be on one of your days off, you jumped on the occasion. But you wanted it to be a complete surprise, so you told him you couldn’t come, and did anyway. The moment Seungkwan saw you in the crowd, his vision got blurry because of his tears, but he tried to keep his composure anyway. But as soon as he was backstage and he saw you smiling at him with your arms open, he didn’t hesitate one bit before running to you. “You told me you couldn’t come, you liar.” Seungkwan wanted to sound tough and tease you but he was just so happy that you were here, he couldn’t help the smile spreading on his lips. “I wanted to surprise you.” - “Well… You did.” You chuckled and held him tighter, turning your head to the side so you could kiss his cheek. “You did so good, baby, I’m so proud of you.” Seungkwan felt like he could cry again, but he simply held you closer, overwhelmed by the feeling of being loved, by the feeling of being loved by you. And words couldn’t even express how much this simple kiss meant to him. 

CHWE HANSOL

Taking advantage of the fact that you didn’t work this weekend, you decided to spend a calm and relaxing afternoon with your boyfriend at home. He currently had his head resting on your lap, laying on the couch while you were quietly playing with his hair and holding your book with the other one. You were not the most social person, and you always preferred to stay in rather than going out, and you were glad that Hansol was just like you. Some music was playing as a background noise, and you couldn’t help but smile at seeing your boyfriend so peaceful. You leaned in and kissed his cheek, before going back to your book like nothing happened. But Hansol just stared up at you with the most lovestruck gaze, flustered. You looked down at him once more, a little smirk playing on your lips. “What ?” - “You never did this before.” - “Oh, yeah, I won’t do it again if you don’t like it. You just looked cute like that.” And Hansol felt the need to look away from you, because it didn’t feel right to make eye contact with the deity you were. “I wouldn’t mind if you did it again.” You giggled heartedly and kissed his other cheek, your smile widening when Hansol nuzzled against your tummy to hide his blush. And both of you were asking yourselves how you could’ve been so lucky to find each other. 

LEE CHAN

“Love ?” - “Hm ?” - “Could you teach me one of your choreography one day ?” Chan turned to you so quickly it was comical. He had been begging you to let him teach you some of his group dances even before you started to go out together, but you always insisted that you weren’t good at dancing and didn't want to embarrass yourself, especially knowing that your boyfriend was one of the best dancers of the country. So to know that you were giving in made him feel over the moon. “Of course baby !” And that’s how you found yourself in a dance studio, learning the choreo of Chan’s solo song. Even if you couldn’t compete with your boyfriend's style and flow, you were still managing - God knows how - to keep up with him and not look too ridiculous. and even when you felt like you did everything the wrong way, Chan was complimenting you, a big , proud smile on his face. As you were leaving the company, you kissed him on his cheek, making him stop in his tracks and touching the spot you kissed with his eyes wide open. “What was that for ?” - “It’s me paying you back for teaching me your choreo even if I’m not as good as you.” He rolled his eyes and took your hand in his, but he couldn’t help the smile tugging at the corner of his lips. “Stop it, you know I’ve been begging for you to dance with me. Plus you could’ve been an idol with the way you’re dancing.” You knew it wasn’t true, but in his eyes, it was.

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[spicyicetea]

Oh. My. God. Your bagel is bag.

OKA Y UHWMBELWBWKFVKDVFJ I LOVE LINK.

Anywayssssss I just thought of like BOTW link, before the calamity. AND I HAVE A CERTAIN SCENARIO IN MIND 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

Imagine him and his other soldier buddies seeing you, and his soldier buddies being able to tell that he’s a total simp for you . . . AAAAKWHEKLQKWLEKE

Anyways yeah I thought of this while making churros 💪

Oh and also, yk that whenever I send like scenarios and ideas in here you don’t have to see them as requests, you can also just see them as me sharing my beautiful thoughts. 🤭🤭🤭

PS: AAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE LINK SIDHWKEVLQOQPEJF

Okay, I love the idea that Link is pussy whipped the moment he sets eyes on Y/N. But I want to merge this with an idea I had. Single mother Y/N! This is also gonna turn smutty, I can’t resist.

Warnings: Smut•

BOTW!Link x milf!Y/N

[Link is in his late 20s and Y/N is 25]

Link stared off at a woman walking by the knights he patrolled with. He always had a staring issue with her. Her body moved in a hypnotising way. A wicker basket dangled from her elbow as tiny hands grasped at the fruit she carried within. Her hair flicked wildly in the wind. He knew he shouldn’t look, but her downhill strides caused her heavy bosoms to bounce, his hands flexing at his sides craving to feel their weight.

One of the knights elbowed him in the side, getting his attention.

“Ha?” he muttered.

The knight just smirked and looked past Link to where he was once staring. He whistled and the woman turned and smiled at them. She waved her dainty little hand, oh how soft it looked. Maybe one day he could have that hand intertwined in his own. Kiss the blushed knuckles while sliding a ring onto her finger. That same delicate hand later wrapped around and pumping his-

“Link! She's coming over~” The knight teased, nudging his side.

Link’s eyes widened as he shuffled to hide his... friend, in his trousers with his shield. He couldn't be exposed to her like that yet, it was so indecent. The woman swayed her way over, hips dancing left and right. A dizzying tango catching the breath in his throat as he struggled to swallow his anxieties.

“Hello boys! Good afternoon.”

“Afternoon Miss Y/N! Where are the little scamps?” One of the knights asked.

She giggled, covering her soft, plump lips with her hand as she did. Two kids wormed past her skirt, one crawling through her legs to get through. The small children ran forth and grabbed Link’s tunic with a toothy grin.

“Mr Link, Mr Link! Momma, can we give him the stuff?” The little boy asked, excitedly hoping up and down.

“Hm, I think I have it in my basket,” Y/N rooted through her basket, pulling out an orange loaf of bread. “Here you go.”

The girl grabbed the loaf and giddy held it out to Link. He took it, looking at Y/N, blushing and confused.

“I wanted to thank you for helping b/n and g/n out a few days ago. You saved them from those Chuchus in the forest, so I made you some of my special pumpkin bread.”

Link smiled and took a bite out of the loaf, drooling at the smell alone. The taste was decadent and sweet. He chewed the bread eagerly, quickly going in for a second bite moments later. Y/N chuckled and grabbed his forearm.

“Calm down dear, eat slowly. I don't want you choking,” She smiled and rubbed his shoulder, his face going red as she lent closer, taking a small bite out of the bread he held. “It's not your job to choke, Linky~”

His face flushed bright red as his words caught in his throat. Y/N smiled as she watched the other knights walk away, talking to some civilians. Her tongue traced her lips as she dragged her finger down his arm before pulling it back and nudging his shield to the side. His eyes widened and he gulped, her finger dragging down his chest, resting where his trousers started.

“Y/N...”

“So you can speak Linky! Your voice is so nice,” she smiled. “Are you alright? Am I being too forward? Your friends here told me that you liked me, maybe they assumed wrong.”

She went to pull her hand away but he gripped her wrist tightly, his arm shaking from the panicked motion. He panted while looking at her and she stepped closer, sliding her hand into his trousers. Her finger played with the waistband of his boxers before he pulled her closer with her free hand.

“Please, don't tease me. I can't wait any longer.”

“Oh you're adorable, I'm surprised you've lasted this long. I have been playing with you for a while.”

“What?”

“You haven't noticed? Always giving you “spare” pastries. Unbuttoning my blouse saying it's hot to give you a peek?” Y/N raised a brow leaning closer, pressing her breasts against his chest.

Link bit his lip as Y/N’s other hand tucked a white cloth into his shirt as her other pulled his boxers down just enough for his cock to spring up against his navel. She circled the tip with her finger, smiling innocently at him as the creamy precum coated her finger. He lent further into her touch, biting his lip as the bread dropped from his grip. His shield and bread rest on the ground beside him as they fumbled back against a wall, tall crates hiding them from public view.

Link’s hands grasped her waist as she began pumping his cock in her hand. One of his hands hungrily dove past the waistband of her long skirt and into her underwear. She gasped as his finger prodded at her hole and she stilled her teasing pumps.

“Ah, Link.” She sighed in pleasure.

“Y/N, I can't let you please me and not give you the same treatment. Come on darling, where did that confidence go?” link smirked, flipping the two around so Y/N was pinned to the wall.

He forced his middle finger past her slick folds and onto her tight hole. She whimpered and let her head fall back and rest on the all. Her hand continued pumping on his cock. The tip was red and angry, dribbling precum over her hand. He groaned against her neck as he continued to pump and curl his fingers inside her delicate walls. She moaned loudly as her tongue lulled out of her mouth and he bucked his hips into her fist.

“Link!” She squealed, gushing onto his fingers.

He sank his teeth into her neck as she let out a strangled moan. His body caged her in as he continued fucking his cock into her fist, his cum decorating her skirt in white ribbons. Their heavy pants dance in unison as her arm falls limp against her side. Link’s dick goes limp as he pulls his fingers out of her pussy. He goes to wipe his hands off on his shirt but she grabbed his wrist and shook her head.

“What's wrong?” Link asked with a concerned face.

Y/N just whined and forced Link's hand towards his lips, pushing his fingers into his mouth. He let out a confused noise but gulped as he watched her slide her cum covered fingers into her mouth. Her tongue stuck out of her mouth as he watched her clean her fingers of his cum. He mimicked her, licking her slick from his fingers. They pulled apart and fixed their clothes as quickly as they could.

While fumbling with her buttons, Y/N stepped on the dropped bread. She gasped and stumbled slightly before chuckling.

“Oh no, I guess I’ll have to make you some more bread. Maybe you can stop by later?” she asks, batting her eyelashes.

He grinned and pulled her in for a sweet, passionate kiss. His hands rub her sides as she giggles into the kiss, still fixing her clothes. As they part, she uses her basket to hide the white, sticky stains on her skirt. He rushes to fix his collar, pulling the fabric she had tucked into it in the heat of the moment. She gives him and his knight friends a shy wave as she rushes away with her twins excitedly telling her about how cool the knights were.

“What do you have there Link?” One of them asks. “You two were talking for a while...”

Link just stares silently at the lacy bra she had slipped him without him noticing. He bit his lip to hide his excitement before shoving it down his shirt to hide it and turning to the others.

“Oh, we just spoke about her kids... I'm going to give her more...” he growled, watching her hips sway as she left.

“What?”

“Oh nothing, don't worry.” He smiled to himself.

There you go, dude! Hope you enjoyed the sin, my little bagel bite. @rainstops

[licorice-tea]

Young And Dumb.

Pairing: Trafalgar Law x reader

Content: Strawhat reader, gender neutral reader, reader is flirty and bold, cursing, allusions to sex and a threesome, no actual sexual content!!!, pining, kissing 🤭, misunderstandings/ miscommunication, a little bit of arguing, hurt/comfort <3

Word Count: 1.7k

A/N: kind of been in a writing slump these past few days, so i just wanted to write and post something, you know? it’s weird bc i have a ton of wips in my drafts, but none of them really felt finished, so i did this whole thing in maybe 2 hours? hopefully it’s enough to pull me out of my little funk so i can get back to posting more regularly! anyway, enjoy!

Law respects you. He respects your choices, your independence from him, even your crew that he doesn’t always like personally. But one thing he absolutely cannot stand is when you do things like this.

The first thing he hears upon walking up to the deck is giggling. Bothersome, but not too loud or unusual that it throws off his routine. Besides; he’s sure his crew must be glad to be above the waves for once, and happy to have the company of the Straw Hats as well. The two crews had wound up with their ships anchored next to each other in the middle of the sea, and agreed to stay there before their courses diverged once again.

He sees you talking to Penguin and Shachi- the source of said laughter. But, Law does a double take when you let out a shriek of laughter. Then he realizes just how closely the two of them are standing to you. You’re not even on the same crew as them, but you look real cozy with Penguin’s hand around your waist and Shachi’s on your shoulder. Of course, he knows your friendliness can border on flirtation (and desperately wants to be on the receiving end of that flirting right now instead of his crew members) but that logic does nothing to calm him.

Law’s perpetual frown turns into a full on scowl as he marches over to the trio you’ve formed. “Penguin! Shachi! Have you…” he loses his train of thought when you give him a quizzical expression, and realizes there is nothing that they haven’t already done. “Your chores. Below deck.”

“Sure have, captain!”

“Yes, captain!”

All three of you look at him expectantly, unsure of why he’s still standing before you. “Are you ok, Law?”

“Ok?” No he wasn’t fucking ok. How could he be when two of his closest friends were throwing themselves at you, and you were letting them? They didn’t even know how he felt for you- no one does- but still. This was just too much for him.

“I need to speak to you, y/n-ya.”

With regard for his serious tone and expression, you wriggle out from between your two friends and follow Law all the way to his office. When you get there and he finally shuts the door, you don’t sit.

Instead you approach him, “Is something wrong? You seemed really upset.”

He looks down at you with a frown. You can tell he’s contemplating his next words before answering, “…Everything is fine.”

“Oh? Ok, so… why are we here then?”

Law breathes deeply, and exhales in a huff. “I need to tell you something.”

“Is it… serious? You’re being kind of weird, Law.”

“I am not.”

“Hm, well, no; you are. But what’s up?”

“I-“ he stops himself and sighs again before continuing. “So dramatic,” you think to yourself. “You shouldn’t get so close to Penguin and Shachi.”

You blink a few times, shocked. He could either be confessing his overwhelming love for you (which you highly doubted, Law had never seemed to reciprocate your affections for him) or giving you some spiel about inappropriate relationships. “Excuse me?”

“They do this kind of thing all the time, y/n-ya; messing around with random women and men, and-“

“And what, Law? I’m an adult, for fucks sake, I don’t need anyone telling me what to do.”

“You don’t understand, they- they want something from you.”

“I know damn well you’re not lecturing me on my sex life right now, Trafalgar Law.”

His face gets hot just from the thought of it. “I am not! But you can’t-“

“Yes, Law, I can. I’m not going to, wasn’t even planning on it; all I did was flirt with them. But believe me when I say I can.”

He’s silent, with an expression akin to that of a bewildered fish. Then it morphs into more of a frown. “I-“

“Don’t even continue with that thought, because you’ve already managed to piss me off beyond belief. Just- just get out of my way.” You step around him and fling open the door to his office before storming off.

That evening, the two crews gather on the deck of the Thousand Sunny for a feast. You find an empty seat, and soon enough Penguin and Shachi place themselves on either side of you.

“Heyyyy y/n.” The first greets you with a sort of awkward, nervous cadence.

“Hey guys, sorry I left without saying bye earlier.”

“Oh it’s fine, you’re good…”

“We’re sorry too.”

This makes you quirk an eyebrow in confusion and look side to side at either of them. “Why would you be sorry?”

They shoot a quick glance at each other, but it’s very obvious because they have to look across you to do so.

“Did you know that, well… Law sort of…”

“He has feeling for you. Big time.”

You almost spit out your drink. “What? Oh, ok, real funny guys-“

“No, no we’re serious!”

“Yeah! You should hear the way he talks about you-“

“All good things, of course, it’d be hard not to- But anyway he was never going to tell you because he doesn’t think you’re interested, blah blah blah-“

“Which is why we decided to try and make him jealous!”

“…I’m so confused right now. No, not even confused just… surprised?”

“Don’t blame yourself, Captain’s hard to read sometimes.”

“Good thing we figured it out for you, right?” Shachi elbows your side, clearly pleased with himself.

“Uh huh...”

Penguin continues “Anyway, we thought it worked when he said he needed to talk to you earlier, but when you came back you seemed sort of upset.”

“Yeah, well he was kind of acting like a dick.”

He sighs, “Law means well, I swear. He’s just… he’s not the best with matters of the heart.”

“That’s ironic.”

Shachi leans over you to address his friend. “Not the best? C’mon man, he has zero experience.”

“Shh! We want y/n to feel for him, not pity him.”

You laugh, “Right, so… what should I do?”

“Do you like him back?” Such a childish way of saying it.. but you do. And you had, for a while, but you’d never acted on your feelings because he’d never seem to like you as anything other than a friend. Until earlier today, when his jealously led him to say some kind of rude things to you. It was no excuse, but it explained why he’d acted the way he did.

You smile softly and look down. “I do.”

“Then go talk to him!”

“Yeah, go talk to him y/n!”

The two men excitedly get you up out of your seat and (gently) push you toward where Law is leaning on the railing of the deck. You laugh and go along with it- if what they were saying is true, what could be the harm in being honest about your own feelings with him?

You walk briskly toward Law, but with purpose, And when you stop in front of him, he looks up from his cup like a deer in headlights.

He quietly greets you with a nod. “…Y/n-ya.”

“Law. Can we talk?”

He nods and follows you to the starboard side of the deck, far enough from where the dinner and light music is. You come to a stop and turn to face him.

“You know, I’ve been talking to Penguin and Shachi…”

Law deadpans, still annoyed about how they were all over you earlier. “Mhm.”

“And they told me something about you. I didn’t really believe it, at first, because you never… Well you never acted like you do, but-“

“Like I what?”

“Like you… have feelings for me?”

“Shit.” He was going to kill them after this. Or at the very least, make sure they had the worst of the chores on the Polar Tang for the foreseeable future. “They… They told you that?”

“Yes, but-“ Law turns and tries to walk off with his fists clenched, before you stop and grab one of his wrists. “I feel the same way, Law. If it’s true, of course.“

“It is.”

You smile. “If you were jealous earlier, you could’ve just said so. Then I wouldn’t have gotten angry with you.”

“You’re not interested in them?”

“No, we’re just friends… But I didn’t think you were interested in me, either, so I didn’t see the harm in flirting.”

Law shrugs, looking down at his shoes. You’ve never seen him so shy. “Well, I didn’t think you felt the same way, so I never, uh, confessed.”

“Well,” you take a step closer, and risk your chances by gently lifting his chin with one hand. “I do.”

Law’s eyes roam over your face, mouth gaping as he searches for his next words. He wants to say something suave and impressive, to take back control of the situation when you so clearly have him wrapped around your finger. However, he comes up with nothing, and decides to try something new instead. Maybe your boldness has simply inspired him to suddenly come up with this master plan, or maybe he just can’t think of anything else with you standing so close; but he kisses you.

It’s slow and hesitant for the first few seconds- you think he’s probably new to this by the way he lips press into yours forcefully and without much intention. You wrap your arms around his neck and pull him closer, guiding him to sink his lips into yours rather than have them press flat against each other. He follows suit, then pulls away for a quick breath before going right back for you. He sighs into the kiss this time, and your lips part ever so slightly. He takes this as opportunity try and go a little further- his tongue passes in the slit between your lips and you open them further to let him. What had started off as a small kiss quickly becomes a less than innocent make out session. Law is bold with it, too; nipping at your lips and causing you to gasp so that he can take you by surprise and kiss you that much more deeply (on more than one occasion.) You can both practically feel the tension built up over months of pining after each other dissipating.

At long last you pull away, for fear your mouth will go numb if you let him bite your lips one more time.

And Law asks, slightly panting; “How was that?”

You laugh, genuinely surprised that he’s concerned about his performance in what might’ve been was the best kiss of your life. “Perfect, Law. Just perfect.”

[burntb4bydoll]

Okay I haven’t even read the hcs yet but I saw you talked about dishes in there and my delulu head started running and I just HAD to drop this here. You may do with it headcanons or a one-shot, it is as you please ✨ Okay I’m done babblering. 2023 Bill really strikes me as the kind to come behind you as you’re cooking or washing the dishes, sneak a hand under your shirt and wander around as you do your thing. Of course it ends with fucking on the counter (or floor even) because we’re nasty here <<33

See ya ~ I can’t wait to read the hcs, I’ll do that once I’m off work 🖤

You are probably my favorite person ever for this😍 clutching my seat and screaming rn!

2023 Bill Kaulitz x fem!reader

Summery:Bill can’t keep his hands to himself 🤭

Warnings: yall have counter sex so yk, hickeys, scratching, Bill is such a smug little shit in this

You decided to do the dishes while Bill was in the shower. There was quite music playing from the tv in the next room over so you didn’t hear the bathroom door open. You keep washing the dishes as normal until you feel warm hands grabbing at your waist. The sudden feeling makes you yelp and turn ur head to look behind you. Bill stands behind you with a huge grin on his face,

“Aww did I scare you?” He laughs, you just roll your eyes and fully turn around to look at him better. He was wearing a pair of shorts and no shirt, and his hair was still slightly wet. He was definitely the most gorgeous man to ever walk the earth. He notices your staring and tilts his head to look into your eyes, “watcha looking at pretty girl?” He was definitely teasing you. Hes been acting like this all day.

“Me? Oh nothing much.” You lie, smirking to yourself at your joke. He gasps and puts his hand on his heart dramatically. You laugh and turn back around to continue with your task, which doesn’t last long before Bill wraps both his arms around your torso again. You try to ignore the man behind you but it suddenly gets harder to ignore when he starts sucking a hickey onto your neck.

“Bill… im trying to finish these..” you motion to the dish in your hand.

“Im not stopping you hun, keep doing what you’re doing.” His words are muffled against your skin, making chills run up your spine. He grazed his teeth again your shoulder before lightly nipping at the skin. “You look so pretty today baby. I was thinking about you in the shower..” he turn your head to the side and kisses up your jawline until he reaches your ear and starts to whisper, “was thinking about your cute little noises that you make when I touch you.”

“God Bill, you are making this really hard y’know?” You roll your head back onto his shoulder after putting the dish back into the sink.

“Am I? Oh you poor thing.” You had enough of his shit and turn to face him once again. He looks down at you and smiles before leaning in to kiss you lips forcefully. One of his hands grips your ass and the other holds your waist against his own. You wrap your arms around his neck and pull him deeper into the kiss.

“Jump, baby” Bill mumbles against your mouth, and you do as he says, he catches your legs and slides you body onto the counter next to the sink. “Can I take your clothes off please?” You giggle out a quiet ‘yes’ and he pulls your shirt over your head. He kisses your chest a few times before pulling your pants down, leaving you in just your underwear. His hands massage your thighs while he watches you reach down to try to pull his shorts down. He laughs at your weak attempt and takes a step backwards,

“So eager sweetheart. Don’t worry, I’ll give you what you want.” He pulls his shorts and underwear off and steps back up to where you sat on the counter.

“Bill, we really shouldn’t be doing this on the- ahh~on the counter!” You squeaked out, his hands had traveled down to your clothed cunt and started to trace his fingers over it.

“Why not? Its our home, we can do whatever we want. And right now, I wanna fuck my pretty angel on the counter.” You trembled at his words and looked up at his through your lashes. He moved your underwear to the side and let his point and middle finger slide up to touch you. “You want me to stop? If you don’t wanna fuck on the counter I’ll stop-“ you cut him off with a whine,

“No! No.. don’t. Need you now Bill, please.” He huffs out a shaky sigh and pulls you to the edge of the counter. He lines up at your entrance and looks into your eyes as he pushes himself into you. Both of you gasp and you hold onto his shoulder for support. Bill starts rocking his hips into yours slowly and pushes your legs to spread wider.

He continues his slow pace, making you groan, “Go faster please. Goin so damn slow babe.” You say through your teeth. He picks up his pace so that hes quickly rutting into you. You yelp and dig your nails into his shoulder.

“This better? Huh, baby?” You quickly nod your head and lay your head into the crook of his neck. He traces his hand down your body before landing it in between your bodys to circle your clit. Now you’re mumbling incoherently as your nails drag down the soft skin of his back. He feels you getting tighter around him and he feels himself start to tremble. “You getting close honey? Cum whenever you want, you’re being so good for me.” His words send you over the edge,

“Fuck, Bill! Ahh~ don’t stop! Please don’t stop shit~!” Bills thrusts start to become inconsistent, singling how close he is to finishing.

“Shit! You feel so fucking good!” You can feel him cum inside you and you whimper at the feeling. Once both of you are finished he brushes the hair thats stuck to your face with sweat away and laughs,

“Well I guess we need to clean the counter off too.”

[nerdieforpedro]

Day Thirty One - Garden

Word Count: 751

Warnings: Nerdie’s bad jokes and writing an anxious Din (kinda?)

Notes: The last day of my Spring Prompts and my birthday! 🥰 So of course I wrote about Din 🤭 I added the fairy warrior because she seems cool and would likely bond with Grogu over food and talking about what Din is doing.

If you read any of the prompts, thank you!

If you read more than half, a forehead kiss for you!

If you read all of them, I hope whichever fictional character strikes your fancy, makes all your fluffy/smutty dreams come true! Huge smooches for you! 💋

Main Masterlist/ Writing Challenges / March Spring Prompts 2024

Rustling and wind is what Din heard first. He didn’t feel any air on his skin so that meant he wasn’t exposed and his creed was intact. His body felt so heavy, nothing was pressing on him that he could tell. Next was the smell, it was pleasant but not anything he knew. He was used to metal, rust, blood, sand, this was…natural?

He hadn’t smelled anything like this in decades, not since he was a child and those memories are hazy. Din felt himself relaxing, he knows he shouldn’t there is too much about his current predicament he doesn’t know.

Wait…where is Grogu? His foundling?

He hasn’t heard any coos or taps to his helmet. He needs to move, his entire body feels like that damn mudhorn is sitting on it. Not painful just so much compression. He can feel his fingers move, wiggling them along with his toes.

“Ah, you’re awake. I couldn’t tell if you were alive or not. The little green one shrieked when I moved toward your helmet. I deduced it would be best to wait until you moved.”

“Why does it sound like you’re singing? It’s nice…wait. Who are you? Is Grogu alright?” The Mandalorian has more information. A calming voice that appears to have his son maybe nearby. He’s well enough to tell this person not to remove his helmet. But why can’t he move? Where are they?

“His name is Grogu? That’s cute. He’s fine. He’s eaten my basket of strawberries and content. My name? You forgot already metal one? We were going toward your bounty. I believe you called it. We were about to cross the Plasma Garden but as soon you stepped foot onto it, you groaned and fell on your back. I surveyed the area but saw nothing dangerous.” Now Din knows that voice. That’s the woman who was traveling with him to his target. Well, female fairy? He shouldn’t assume he just learned of fairies mere hours ago. Finally opening his eyes, the sky above him was an electric blue. There seems to be a barrier maybe… but why? Turning his head to the side, the fairy warrior was sitting next to him holding Grogu in her lap.

“Metal one. Can you still speak? You should be able to. Temporary paralysis is normal due to your armor. Beskar doesn’t play well with this garden. It seems you were a good conductor of the pulsations of the garden.” The fairy warrior explained giggling at his predicament. Din sighed but he ended up smiling because it sounded cute which didn’t fit her fierce appearance.

“I am fine now.” Sitting up, Din saw different fauna but some were solid and others seemed to be waves of electricity according to his sensors. “What are these plants? Are they plants? They don’t seem to exist.” His hand reached out to touch a yellow one, he was able to feel it, but his fingers slipped through them.

“They existed, they’re extinct. This is so we remember them. Hopefully one day we can replicate or reproduce them. That’s why this plasma garden exists. Are you sure your bounty exists? If it happens to be here, you may not be able to take it back with you.” Grogu coos now that Din is sitting up and hands him a red flower with a sallow stem in the middle. The body of the flower is a dark blue and the tracking fob started beeping wildly.

“Looks like this plant is it. I don’t know what it is. Would it hold by the time I make it back?” Din stands and looks to the warrior for advice. She chuckles.

“It’s an herb used to help you sleep. It can be addictive. That might be why your client is asking for it. As for preserving it, it would be best to stick it in your helmet, it will last longer.”

“Like that’s the first time I’ve heard that. Just say you don’t know.”

Looking across the garden, he felt a strange feeling of calm still. Din knew he needed to get back but maybe not yet. He could allow himself to look at this garden a bit more.

“Maybe I don’t feel like telling you metal one. That and the person you may be taking it to might be using it for a nefarious purpose.”

Listening to the fairy warrior wasn’t too horrible. On this weird green planet in an electric garden. Was he sure he hadn’t drank some spotchka?

[arcielee]

HI 🥰 Do you have a favourite Aemond x pairing to read or write about? Like Targaryen, Stark, Hightower or Velaryon? I see a lot of people getting sick of Rhaenyra’s daughter OC or Reader so this is my idea of gently asking you what do YOU think about it? Is it overrated or shouldn’t we be so critical of writer’s choice in their OCs?

I personally love your Aemond x Stark fic with Rhaegar and Lyanna! 🤭

My darling anon, first off, thank you 💜 Ours never knew peace was a WIP that was haunting me for months. I am just giggling, blushing like a slut over the fact that not only did you read my story, but that you enjoyed it.

I try to avoid fandom discourse and just read whatever my cunt heart wants. I will read everything, anything, but I will admit that I have a soft spot for the Stark x Targaryen tragic pairing.

Some of my favorite Aemond Targaryen x Stark!Readers on Tumblr are:

💜 The Wolf and The Dragon by @flower-cage

💜 treat you better and his by @hamatoanne

💜 little wolf by @fairysluna

I hope you enjoy these!

To my Tumblr kindred spirits, please feel free to reblog and add others for me to read!

[wintrwinchestr]

Hello Winter ❄️

I want to spread some love, hugs and forehead kisses to all the writers I adore.🩵 ( of course u are on that list)

I don’t even know how to start….so on a random day I decided to read the parts of “obedience” that are out so far and I’m floored. I don’t think in real life I would ever want to be a puppy but for Joel fucking Miller, I would be any day of the week. What made me giggle was this warning “one face slap but she likes it (and so do i)” because so do I !!!!!!! 😍🥰

Maybe I shouldn’t find it so hot to be slapped in the face but I just do there’s no stopping me. 🫣🤭

But what absolutely crushed me into oblivion was your rockstar!joel….. i’m serious. You must’ve put some kind of drug in your writing because it’s just wow, u turned me into a pathetic little puddle. The smut was so incredible hot and the whole Daddy thing is soooooooooo far up my alley so of course while actively reading I had to take multiple breaks to just calm down to not lose my mind while they were fucking.🥵

I would give my soul away to have that Joel fuck me the way he did reader even if it means unavoidable heartbreak. ❤️‍🩹

I truly hope that Reader chews the fuck out of him and makes him live in hell for treating her like that.

And for some reason, I was kind of thinking of Tommy Lee, which is maybe not that fitting, but that’s the only Rockstar I really know and for some reason he popped into my head 🧐

Lastly, I can only say I’m really excited for what else you got in store with both of these stories but please know that you should never feel pressured or forced to get a chapter or story out as quick as possible. I will wait however much time it takes because in the end, it’s absolutely worth it. 🩵

I hope u have fantastic day and take care of yourself Winter ❄️🫶🏻

mina, this is so incredibly kind and sweet, i saw this first thing this morning and i've been thinking about it all day, waiting until my work day was over so i could properly sit down and respond to you.

i'm happy that random lil tag made you giggle!! i probably giggled when i wrote it. you and me both find it hot to get slapped baby, nothing wrong with being into it 💖 every time i watch joel's lil interrogation scene from the first game and he does that "you focus right here" with the slap i blush and kick my feet like want him to do that to me 😔

i am so glad you love my baby rockstar!! daddy kink is like my #1 favorite thing, it pains me to write something without it like what else am i supposed to call u? i'm a slut for titles, especially that one 🤭

i'm excited to finish the next chapter and give it to you all to read!! i've put a lot of thought and work into what joel and reader are both going through post-morning after and then what happens after her little surprise performance that night, i hope you all enjoy reading it :)

you're so true for tommy lee bc i kind of associate him/motley crue with rockstar as well!! in my mind tommy was definitely like the sex, drugs and rock n roll pretty boy back in the day, that impression is mostly due to watching pam & tommy on hulu lol (highly recommend). you're right like it's not quite the same vibe but he definitely kept coming up in my mind too!!

i appreciate your kind ending words so so much 💖 i write/create in the free time i have from my full time job, my creative energy kind of ebbs and flows, some scenes and stories come easier than others but i am so happy i started writing again and i never would have imagined someone as sweet as you would take the time to say such nice things about my writing.

i did have a pretty good day today and you were definitely a part of that 😁 thank you again so much for sending me this amazing message, and thank you for reading!! 💖

[girlgenius1111]

Hello! Me again!! Pretending to be reading this on Wattpad 🫣 I COMPLETELY missed the fact that you posted part 4... Whoops...

Ingrid cut her off. “María, darling, I love you, but take a breath.” You watched amused as Mapi literally took a deep breath at Ingrid’s instruction. “Okay, now go pick out a couple new mugs over there and then come back.”  - the gentle parenting 😌

“Good.” Ingrid said. “MARÍA, come here.” 

Mapi returned like a puppy being called back to its owner, with a single mug in her hands. - you need to STOP making me laugh, I know you're lulling me into a false sense of security just to trick me into crying after :(

You’d looked relieved, Ingrid felt relieved, and Mapi was just happy to be there. - Mapi is so Ken coded 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Mapi said casually, knowing exactly who was just a few steps from the family room. Sue her if she wanted to see Ingrid’s reaction to your tattoo. - HA Mapi is just trying to stir things up 🤭

“I’m not crying, I’m not. I’m just- tattoos are bad. Really bad. You shouldn’t have that. Tattoo. Of my number. On your body forever. My baby sister,” She trailed off, biting her lip when it began to tremble. - STOP MAKING ME FEEL THINGS. but this actually made me laugh out loud, "tattoos are bad. really bad." - © Ingrid Engen

Mapi laughed, throwing her hands up in the air. “I’m just kidding, princesa, relax! God you sound like Alexia when I joked that I was going to tattoo Fresa when she was 12.  I thought Ale was going to hit me.”  - FRESA MENTIONNNN ‼️A WIN FOR THE GIRLIES ‼️

“We don’t have sex! We don’t! Abstinence is key!” Ingrid shouted after you, sighing heavily when she heard you laugh from the stairs. She turned to Mapi with a defeated look on her face. - well now I'm curious 👀👀 HAVE they had sex since Sol moved in?? Do they do it while she's asleep?? Do they call Frido to keep Sol occupied and away from the house??? The world needs answers 😤

"Please stop calling. I am focused on Solstråle right now. You’ve really hurt her, and neither of us are ready to talk to you yet. Please respect that." - ohhhh no. I can see where this is going. Poor Soli is about to get a really angry phone call isn't she? 😬

She wasn't sure why, but it suddenly felt like things might be okay from here on out. She would be wrong. - that is FOUL. Jail for girlgenius1111! Jail for girlgenius1111 for ONE THOUSAND YEARS.

“You’re ruining our family.” - that BITCH

When Ingrid opened the door, though, it wasn’t her teammate on the front porch. It was your father. - ummm PLOT TWIST???? Out of all the possibilities of who was at the door, I never thought of him

It was, of course, at this moment that you came down the stairs to fill up your water.- NOOO WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING TGIS TO ME :(((((( Don't you WANT Sol to be happy?!

They were downstairs, talking about how they didn’t want you, after spending so long lying and saying they did. - NO STOP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I got too into the fic, and forgot to take notes near the end. Take that as a compliment, because it was INCREDIBLE. I'm very glad you finally gave Sol her happy ending 🥺🙏❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

god i live for things like this truly.

ingrid absolutely sees gentle parenting tiktoks and thing… this isn’t a bad idea. for my girlfriend.

heheheheh i like to make everyone giggle and then rip them in half with sadness

fresita mention 😇😇😇

LMAO well she’s been there for 6 months so they def have. they just have to be quiet. but ingrid always acts weird afterwards and sol knows exactly what’s gone on

i don’t want to go to jail 😔😔😔

that BITCH is exactly what i thought to myself AFTER writing that sentence

so glad i executed that plot twist well

i do want sol to be happy she just has to suffer a litttttle more first

getting too into the fic to take notes is the highest compliment that you could give i appreciate you very much nonny ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[mountttmase]

Helloooo blueberries 🤭🤭🤭🩷🌺

It was only Wednesday yet you felt like it had been the longest week in your existence. You were tired, fed up and were in the mood for some comfort however the only person you were seeking said comfort from wasn’t home yet. MY MOOD OF THE DAY😭😂

‘Mason! What the fuck’ you shouted as he practically double over with laughter. Holding onto his stomach as he lent into the door frame to steady himself and you couldn’t help but smile a little bit too even though your heart was beating out of your chest. HE LOVES SCARING PEOPLE

‘Same old same old’ he shrugged, kissing your forehead sporadically. ‘They had fifa set up on this massive screen and I had a game with Madders. I won’ he winked as you smiled into his neck at his cockiness. AHHAHAHA HE IS SOO PROUD OF HIMSELF

He didn’t say another word, just tilted your head back and kissed you forcefully, practically knocking the wind out of you as his tongue invaded your mouth. You were struggling to breath a little bit as he devoured you and you were close to pushing him off so you could get some air when he pulled back, separating from you completely before rolling you onto your front quickly and with force. WELL MOUNT CALM DOWN

��Blueberries!’ OPS

He looked petrified and full of guilt as he looked back at you but also full of confusion so you quickly moved over to him, sitting in his lap and cupping his jaw as you stroked over his cheeks. He kept his hands by his side as he was clearly still unsure as to what was going on and he didn’t want to make you feel uncomfortable but when you pulled him into a hug he wrapped his arms around you tightly. HE IS SOOO SCARED, POOR BOY

‘Of course, I’m sorry I shouldn’t of just jumped right in like that I should of double checked. I just got a bit ahead of myself but that’s no excuse’ he told you, kissing over your cheeks as he rubbed his hands up and down your arms gently. ‘Are you sure you’re okay? I really am sorry I feel awful’ HE FEELS SOOOO BAD 😭😭

‘You want me to come and sort her out for you?’ He joked and you shook your head with a giggle. AHHAHAHA, NO TO VIOLENCE MOUNT

‘Yeah, all I’ve thought about is having you next to me. I need some looking after’ you laughed and you felt him smile onto your skin. OPS🤭🤭

ALL THIS SMUT WAS SOOOOOO SOFT

He walked back through the door seconds after, a few bottles of water tucked under one arm and a tub of your favourite ice cream with two spoons in his hand. He looked a little bit shy as you made eye contact with him but he padded over to his side of the bed and got himself under the covers before patting your side of the bed for him to join you. ICE CREAMMMM

‘Don’t’ you laughed, cutting him off as you knew he was about to blame himself for earlier and you wanted to let him know you’d moved on and forgotten about it. ‘It’s okay honestly. I’m fine, we’re fine. Let’s just forget about it’ LOVELY GIRL

‘I know but it’s not fine really. I don’t want you to brush it under the carpet’ he told you softly. ‘I’ll remember to check with you next time’ he smiled and you gave him a soft nod to let him know it was all in the past before he let you rant about work some more and he showed you some pictures of tonight’s event. YES BABY, EXACTLY

‘I’m trying to get to sleep, Mase. We don’t want to attract all the local dogs and have them howling along with you’ AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH DEAD

I LOVED THAT THE FIRST TIME I READ IT AND I LOVED IT NOW🤭😌

Omg I loved writing this one, I think it was important he took accountability and didn’t let her brush it under the carpet like she wanted to

And I’m glad you like the dog line I was quite proud of that 😂🩷

[littletrippyyhippyy]

Hi I was wondering if I could request a stranger things one shot ? I have this idea living rent free in my head you used to date Eddie and he cheated on you with Chrissy so your best friend Steve comes up with a plan to get him jealous but what starts as just making Eddie jealous turns into you and Steve realising you have feelings for each other and Steve makes sure you forget all about Eddie 😉

Oh man - this is a good one 🤭

Hope you like this little one shot!

{use of y/n, foul language, cheater!eddie, smut smut smut, dom!steve, name calling, PiV, oral}

“Steve, I had a feeling but I didn’t want it to be true” you were sitting in your bedroom with Steve, going through yours and Eddie’s belongings. Clothes, pictures, cassette tapes. A bunch of things that you just wanted to set on fire and never touch again.

“Y/N, I’m sorry to tell ya - I warned you but you were just too fucking stupid to listen to me. I told you he was no good!” Steve tried to be sweet but he truly was angry at both you and Eddie. “I’m sorry, I really am. You just need to forget about him. I mean, come on - it’s Eddie fucking Munson. I promised you, you’ll get over it”

You nodded your head, trying to keep yourself together but all the memories you and Eddie had, kept coming back to your mind. Too fucking good to be true. “I just want to get back at him. Show him how much better off I am” you tried to laugh along with your comment, but you knew you were truly hurt by Eddie.

The both you sat in silence for a minute before Steve responded. A smile grew on his face as he looked at you. “Now hear me out, how about we make him jealous? I’ll play as your new boyfriend, making Eddie think you’re already completely over him. He’ll lose it, y/n - I already know it” Steve was laughing as he explained his whole plan. You laughed along, actually interested.

“Hey Steve?” You called to him as you held some items in your hands. “You wanna make a bonfire so I can burn this shit?” He perked up, grinning at your question. “Hell fucking yeah!” You giggled, running to the kitchen so you could get a trash bag.

*~*~*~*~*~*

You decided to wear the little outfit that always makes Eddie crumble. Short skirt and frilly top with cute shoes. Gives him a boner every time he sees you in it and loves to rip it off of you too. But sadly, this time he can just stare.

“Hey Stevie!” You sang as you walked up to him. He turned around, catching himself looking at you in ways he shouldn’t be. “Shit - hey y/n” he chimes back. “You uh - you look nice today” he tried to cough it off. “Thanks! Wore this special today. Ready to walk to class?” You asked happily. Steve nodded, grabbing your hand as you walked down the hall.

“Why did you decide to wear that? I mean, you look really nice! Really! I’m just curious as to why-” You interrupted. “Oh, this? It’s one of Eddie’s favorite outfits I wear. Thought I’d give him blue balls today” you laughed. “Oh I see” he said quietly.

The both of you walked into your first morning class, walking to your seats. Lucky enough, the class was reassigned seats and the both of you got chairs next to each other. Jackpot.

Steve leaned down, whispering in you ear. “He’s looking - kiss me on the cheek” You felt Steve’s hands on your lower back, pulling you in closer to him. The both of you giggled, trying to keep yourselves together.

You pressed your hand on the side of his face, slowly giving him a kiss on the cheek. The kiss lingered, you taking your time removing yourself from Steve. You realized what was going on and straightened up, making him let go of you.

You both played it off, taking your seats. You tried your best to not look at Eddie, but you could feel his eyes burning into your body. He barely looked away. Throughout the class, Steve would fiddle with your hand - messing with your jewelry and fingers.

You felt a shock wave through your body every time he touched you. What the fuck is this - you thought. You didn’t want him to stop, and it seemed like he didn’t want to either.

The whole time, you knew Eddie was looking at the two of you. Hurt and anger in his eyes. You felt like a piece of shit doing this to him, but deep down you knew he deserved it.

Tapping your leg as you zoned out from the class, you felt Steve’s hand on your thigh - higher than it truly should be. “Hey, calm down - alright?” You swallowed hard, nodding your head yes. He rubbed his hand along your thigh a few times before quickly pulling away. The both of you red hot.

The class was done and you looked over at Eddie. He was slumped in his seat, trying not to look your way. You could tell me was fuming at this point. And to his disadvantage, he couldn’t get up from the desk just yet.

Steve wrapped his hand around your waist, looking behind to give Eddie a wink as he guided you to the door. His hand painfully low on your body.

The rest of the day was the same. The more Eddie saw the two of you, the worse it got for him. By no surprise, Steve was feeling the exact same shock wave you were - the feeling getting stronger every minute of the day.

The two of you had no idea what it was. The two of you truly were a pair of dummies.

*~*~*~*~*~*

You both ended up at your house, once again trying to forget about Eddie.

“Oh my god, what is this? How come I’ve never seen it!” Steve laughed as he grabbed a photo from your night stand. It was a picture of you and your sibling in Halloween costumes. You were a cute little butterfly with pigtails and a red headband.

“Steve! Give that back!” You climbed onto your bed, trying to get the photo from him. You moved closer, ending up on his lap. “Now!” You said laughing. Steve froze as he handed you the picture. His eyes never leaving yours. “Did Eddie ever tell you how beautiful your eyes are?” You shook you head no quickly. “Well, he’s fucking stupid” Steve replied as he smashed his lips to yours.

It felt like you had both just been sent into heaven. The feeling was new but felt like it’s always been there. That’s because it has been, you both were just too afraid to admit it.

He grabbed a fist full of your hair, pulling lightly so he could kiss you along your neck. “So fucking beautiful” he said with every kiss, bite and suck.

Steve held you tightly as he sat up and threw you onto your back. “You’re going to forget about Eddie, you hear me?” You nodded yes. “I asked you if you heard me” you felt an ache in your cunt, not knowing Steve had a demeanor like this - but fuck was it hot.

“Yes yes, I heard you” you whined. “You won’t even remember his name once I’m done with you” he said lowly. “You were right about this little outfit of yours. Such a little whore wearing this. Had me jacking off in the bathroom” your face was burning, not realizing you had such an affect on Steve too.

He tugged at the hem of your skirt, looking up at you. “Such a pretty little skirt…and pretty skirts like this are meant to be taken off - babe” you already felt like you were going to explode, needing Steve to touch you anywhere.

“Lift up” you did quickly, letting Steve take it off. “Shit, well look at that. Aren’t you a risky girl, wearing such little underwear” Steve’s eyes were dark, ready to pounce on you but he did his best to hold back.

He took ahold of the thin band, pulling it back then letting it go so it would snap your waist. You jerked, whining in the process. “Oh calm down” Steve told you. He was quick with his movements, pulling your thong off as he laid down so his face was right at your cunt. He made you open your legs wide, him holding your thighs tightly.

“So wet for me and I haven’t even done anything. I can’t believe it” Steve was being tough, but deep down he felt like he was going to bust and wanted to pound his cock into you right now.

He leaned down to your pussy, pressing his tongue flat as he licked from the bottom to the top. “Can’t believe I’ve been missing out on this” Steve said before diving back down. He brought one of his hands to your pussy, pushing in a finger as he licked and sucked on your achy clit.

“Steve, please” you whined as he added in a finger. “What? Tell me what you want” Steve said as he quickened his pace. “Fuck-I” you weren’t able to finish your sentence before he added in a 3rd finger, making you squirm as he finger and tongue fucked you.

“I’m about to cum” you said whining. Steve instantly stopped, making you cry out to him. “Such a needy little slut. You want my cock baby?” He said teasingly, moving his hand up your shirt. “Fuck, no bra too? You truly are a whore”

You tried to move, but Steve held you down. “Tell me now, do you want my cock? Ask nicely and I’ll give it to you” you closed you eyes, breathing heavily as you spoke to him. “Please Steve, I want your cock so bad” you could hear him laugh, grabbing your face hard - making you open your eyes. “Then get on your knees”

You moved quickly, taking off your shirt in the process. “Jesus, fuck” Steve commented as he stared at your hard nipples. He undid his pants, pulling them and his boxers off - letting his large hard cock sprung free. You took his cock into your hand, licking from his balls to the tip. You could see Steve shiver, your lips turning into a grin.

You tried to take all of him in your mouth, but you had to pump what couldn’t fit. You took your left hand, massaging his balls as you bobbed your head quickly. Every now and then, you’d take one of his balls into your mouth, sucking lightly. “Look at you, sucking my cock so well. Are you going to be my little cum bucket baby? Let me cum all over you and in your mouth?” You nodded your head yes, moaning in the process. The vibrations sent a shock in Steve’s body, bringing him close to his first high.

“Touch yourself while you suck me off” Steve demanded. You did as told, taking your free hand and going in circles on your clit. Every moan you let out made Steve almost lose it. “Cum with me, baby. I wanna see you cum on those pretty little fingers of yours” a few minutes later, the both of you came hard.

You stuck your tongue out, mouth wide open so Steve could cum in your mouth. You looked at him the whole time he shot his load, making him shiver again. You swallowed, giving Steve a devilish smile as you took your cum covered fingers and sucked on them. He grabbed you by your neck, pulling you up.

“You’re going to be the death of me. But first I gotta fuck this sweet pussy of yours” Steve leaned you over the bed, your face buried in the sheets. He smacked your ass hard, several times before rubbing the tip of his cock on your wet pussy.

He pushed in, grabbing your hair hard. “Holy shit, like a fucking oven” he groaned. He was quick, slamming into you, making you cry from the pain and pleasure. “Fuck- taking my cock so well. Knew you were made to take my cock like the whore you are” He slammed into you hard, shaking the bed in the process.

Steve grabbed your left leg, making you put it up on the bed so he could go deeper. He leaned down, biting on your neck and shoulder. “Fuck, I’m never letting go of this pussy” he moaned. You whined at his response, knowing damn well he’ll never lose it.

“Who’s pussy is this now? Huh?” He asked as he held you up by your hair, continuing to pound into you hard. “Yours Steve” you whined, gripping onto the sheets. “My fucking pussy now - nobody else’s. Only I get to fuck this pussy” you couldn’t believe what was going on, but you didn’t want it to stop.

“All yours Steve, I promise” you cried out. He pulled out, flipping you over onto your back. It was only seconds later until he was back in your swollen little pussy. He leaned down, kissing you. You wrapped your legs around his waist, kissing him back harder. “I’m going to cum” he groaned. “Me too”

He went quicker, hitting you in all the right places. Steve grabbed your neck as he slowed down, you feeling his cock twitch inside you. He stopped moving, his cock all the way in you as he came. You bucked your hips, signaling for him to keep going a little longer.

“Cum over my cock, baby” you did, Steve collapsing on top of you as he pulled out. The both of you were a sweaty mess, sticking to each-other like glue. Steve moved off of you, grabbing your hand as he laid down next to you. He brought it to his lips, kissing it softly.

“Y/n… I think I uh” you turned over, kissing him to let him know you felt the same way. “I know, me too” you said smiling. Steve intertwined his fingers with yours, smiling back at you.

“Steve?” You asked quietly. “Yeah babe?” you laughed - “when the hell did you learn to fuck like an animal?”

[arabellamonkey]

Steve and Tony are in the new relationship honeymoon phase, and the rest of the team are giving them (loving) shit for how goopy they are being. They start ragging on Steve like, soooo you love Tony how much? Would you fight the Hulk for him? dumb questions like that.

And then Sam asks, if you could marry Tony only tomorrow and no other day, how would you make the wedding happen on such short notice-and you can’t use Tony’s money or your celebrity- go. And Steve describes this beautiful (perhaps too ambitious and elaborate on such short hypothetical notice) wedding and Tony sighs sleepily and says that sounds wonderful before falling asleep and being carried to bed by Steve

And so Steve wakes up at 3:30 am the next day, drags Sam and Bucky out of bed to come with him because “Tony clearly wants to get married like I described yesterday and we HAVE to make it happen TODAY” and refuses to listen to his BFFs as they both try and talk him down from this spontaneous marriage 4 months into dating, and also reluctantly help.

(Shenanigans ensue, disaster strikes several times, comprises are made, creative solutions are found. And Tony says yes and the wedding is wonderful)

omg anon i love this idea so much!!! when I read it I immediately started writing something based on it and let me tell you, this was the funniest thing to write! I've barely written anything in the last month, and this was just so much fun to get back into writing fic! also, I think this is my first fic written from a perspective that's neither steve's nor tony's 🤭🤭

A wedding by surprise

also on ao3

When Sam and Bucky start making fun of their friends’ relationship, they don’t expect anything more than just having a good time and maybe watching Steve and Tony flush over dinner. Seriously, nothing else. It starts simply enough, with Bucky catching both of them snuggling in the kitchen instead of paying attention to their dinner. That in itself shouldn’t have been a big deal except for the fact that tonight they’re both on kitchen duty, a duty they seem to have just forgotten.

Not even the slight burnt smell is enough to burst their happy bubble as Steve’s big hands surround Tony’s small waist, bending over the petite man to whisper something against his neck. Something that has Tony giggling. Whether that laughter is because of whatever Steve’s saying or just due to his beard scratching his neck, Bucky doesn’t know.

The burning smell grows thicker by the second, and that’s not enough to get their attention.

Bucky’s snicker is, though. A snicker that turns into a loud laugh as he exits the kitchen and announces loudly, making sure the two of them get the memo: “We’re having take-out, guys. Courtesy of our two lovebirds and their need to snuggle even in front of our dinner!”

“Buck!” Steve groans as Tony giggles unapologetically behind him. “Don’t.”

“Don’t what, Steve?” Sam says cheerily with his phone already in hand. “It’s not him that just burned out our dinner.”

“We didn’t—“

“Oh, but we did,” Tony interrupts him, still giggling. “We totally did.”

The way Steve’s expression softens when he sees his boyfriend laughing is just too much. Too much for Bucky not to have some fun over it.

“Look at that, Sam,” he says, crossing his arms over his chest and looking at the pair with a grin. “Those two are so goopy.”

When he sees the flush climbing both their necks, he exchanges a quick glance with Sam and decides that night is going to be quite funny. They might not get to eat Steve’s mama's famous mac and cheese recipe, but they might get something else in exchange.

Something a lot funnier.

***

It takes the delivery service barely twenty minutes to arrive, and in barely half an hour they’re sitting on the couch with pizza boxes in their laps and the floor. Neither Clint nor Nat seem to be bothered by the change of plans, and Bruce doesn’t say anything despite it being clear how much he wants to say they had pizza just a few days ago. And Thor is always happy to eat pretty much anything, so there’s that.

Some nights they turn on the TV and watch some movie or another, but tonight they just chat while having dinner.

None of them has had time to eat their first slide when Steve gets one and offers it to Tony who, instead of just taking it and eating it, leans forward and takes a bite after another with a small smile. The way Steve’s expression softens is just too much, and Sam seems to think the same as Bucky because he’s the first one to talk: “Man, you two are so gone for each other it’s almost ridiculous.” 

While Tony giggles and doesn’t even bother denying it, Steve turns to look at Sam and, lifting his chin defiantly, says, “yes, and?”

“Ohhh,” Bucky says mid-laughter. “Look at that, Sam! He’s so in love he’s willing to defend his boyfriend from the worst of threats: jokes!”

Tony and everyone else in the room are looking at them with amusement, but Steve doesn’t notice, as he is too focused on Bucky and Sam, who are having the time of their lives.

“Yes, of course I am,” he says defiantly.

“What? In love or willing to fight for him?” Sam asks feigning innocence.

“Both,” Steve says earning everyone’s snickers and Tony’s “aw, my hero” as he leans towards him and gives him a brief kiss on the cheeks.

“You heard that? He’s willing to fight us, Sam.” Bucky says with a grin.

“Ah, but that’s as if I said I’m willing to fight a fly for you, Buck.” Sam says, trying very hard to keep his laugh at bay. “The thing is, would he be willing to fight the Hulk for Tony’s honor?”

“Hey!” Bruce says, pretending to be offended while stuffing his mouth full of pizza to hide his laughter.

At the same time, Steve says, “I’d do anything for Tony, even that.”

That prompts Tony to snuggle closer to him. Steve lifts his arm to surround him with it. Tony closes his eyes with his head resting on Steve’s neck and smiles, clearly enjoying himself as Sam and Bucky keep asking question after question, each one crazier than the previous one. It’s clear Sam’s surprised by Steve’s stubbornness, which amuses Bucky almost more than Steve’s stubbornness in itself. They reach a point where Bucky’s just watching as Sam keeps on asking question after question, expecting to reach a point where Steve finally snaps and admits there’s something he wouldn’t do, not even for Tony.

As time passes, it becomes clearer and clearer that Steve would do pretty much anything if he thinks it would a) keep Tony safe, b) make him happy or c) both.

“Okay, okay, I got it!” Sam says almost an hour later, when there’s no trace of pizza in the boxes and half of the Avengers are almost asleep, Tony included. Steve and Sam are wide awake, though. “You're always saying you want it to be perfect when you finally tie the knot, right? The best wedding one can imagine and all that shit."

“Right,” Tony answers for Steve, who's too busy flushing even more.

“Right, so. If you could marry Tony only tomorrow —if you don’t do it tomorrow you won’t be able to do it ever—, how would you make that wedding happen? And you can’t use Tony’s money or take advantage of being an Avenger!”

This is it, Bucky thinks. There’s no way he’s going to sacrifice his perfect plans that easily.

“I would try to get all of you, Pepper, Rhodey and the Howling Commandoes to come to the tower as quickly as possible, and I'd ask Pepper to officiate since she's the only one that has the credentials,” Steve says, simply enough. “I’d just decorate the rooftop as well as I could, buying all of Tony’s favorite flowers with my savings,  and I’d cook the lunch myself. If it’s me and Tony and all our loved ones, it would be worth it.”

Tony, whose eyes are closed and whose head is resting in the crook of Steve’s neck, sighs deeply and mutters: “That sounds great.”

The next sound to come out of his mouth is a soft snore, which even Sam and Bucky must admit is the cutest thing. They stop giving shit to Steve at that moment, since Steve’s answer has proven them wrong and even they can admit defeat as they watch their friend carry his petite boyfriend to their bedroom with soft eyes.

Bucky feels a sudden pressure on his flesh arm and, when he looks down, he finds Sam resting his head against his shoulder and batting his eyelashes in his direction. “Would you make me such a cute wedding, hm?”

This time it’s Bucky’s time to flush and splutter.

“Of course.”

***

Bucky is sleeping like a god with his arms around Sam’s body, his head hidden in the crook of his boyfriend’s neck as he feels his chest rising and falling under his hand. Then, he registers a sudden presence, something out of place. Before he can reposition himself so he’s between Sam and the door, he feels a warm hand on his arm.

When he turns, he finds himself facing Steve’s face, almost hidden in the shadows.

“Fuck!” He whispers, waking Sam up, who looks up with hazy eyes and a confused expression. “What the hell are you doing here?”

“Did you guys see Tony’s expression when I said how I’d make that wedding happen? Because I did.”

Bucky and Sam share stunned looks that turn into accusatory ones quickly enough. Why the hell did you have to ask them that? Don’t look at me, it’s your crazy best friend that has just woken us up at 3:30 in the morning! He’s your friend too, you idiot!

Steve, who’s never been one to keep up with Bucky’s and Sam’s silent conversations, keeps going like nothing: “I’ve been thinking about it and I think I want to do it. No, scratch that. I know I want to.”

“That’s great, man,” Sam says, yawning. “Why don’t you go back to bed and we’ll go for a ring in the morning?”

“No, no ring. I just want to marry him tomorrow. It feels right.”

Sam and Bucky stare at him in silence for a couple of seconds before trying to dissuade their friend from doing such a thing.

It works so well, twenty minutes later they’re both dressed and helping their idiot friend organize an improvised wedding. They try to get the idea out of Steve’s head multiple times during the night, speaking about how he surely wants more people to attend the wedding, and about how much better the wedding would be if he spent lots of money on it, but they make such a bad job at it, the next morning they’re both wearing tuxedos as Tony says yes when Pepper asks whether he wants to spend the rest of his life with Steve.

“Hey, Buck?” Sam whispers to him when Pepper says Steve can kiss his groom.

“Yeah?” Bucky asks with a soft, tired smile in place. To anyone that looks closely enough, it’s obvious they’ve barely slept tonight.

“What I said yesterday? Forget it. You either ask me with a ring or don’t bother asking at all. Unlike our friend there, I have standards and a sleeping schedule to keep.”

When Peter snaps the photo of the two grooms kissing —both wearing white suits, wide smiles and kissing each other as if it were their last kiss—, Bucky’s head is thrown backward mid-laughter as Sam gives him a knowing look.