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largemandrill · 30 days ago

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How do I explain to anyone that my favorite character in all of media is actually Trism bon Cavalish from Son of a Witch and I’ve been projecting the things I like about his personality and character onto every work of fiction I have interest in?

#You gotta read the book to get this I suppose but he truly is an icon #to me at least #he’s willing to go on a bar date with the man he intends to kill in 20 minutes #his job is to train dragons by whispering sweet nothings into their left ear and he hates it when you describe it like that #He then murders those dragons with the guy he wanted to kill from earlier via draino in their human carcas snacks #and also he has sex with the guy like 5 pages after that #Good for him he did indeed do all of the warcrimes but he seems upset about that so I’ll give him a pass #And he’s blonde and works for the theocracy and has so many issues due to said theocracy even though he believes in it #I should’ve never read the book in hs it ruined me

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