#I say this in jest but do i? Idk man im just a girl

[gunkbaby]

Ghoul, so confusing

[defensivelee]

mmm does anyone remember the miss miseryguts au. yknow the genderswap verse with a focus on james/sophia. yea im having a lot of thoughts, srry this is a lot and not very coherent :3

it's just so fun imagining the specific dynamic of how sophia is viewed, possibly even less favorably than her male historical counterpart bc she's 1. openly delusional (not in the pop psychology way but like actually suffering from delusions and religious mania out here) and 2. an old woman. she went a little bit mad, they say, after losing big sister...

but like imagine how much more badly everyone wants charles (boy mary) to come over to get his mother off the throne. i think he's more willing to do this than real mary was historically, but he still rlly wants willemina's support and kind of that confirmation like.... yes go ahead you can absolutely go kill ur mother and i would still love you.

i think charles would rule as the sole monarch (the REAL charles 3) and willemina as his consort, though she's probably still Necessary for charles and his rule. she's not viewed very favorably and is seen as a bit of a 'viper' behind the throne, but she is very smart. she's just lowkey kind of miserable bc she misses the netherlands a lot and she so badly wishes she could do all the things a man could, a bit like irl liselotte. her mental illness here makes itself a lot more obvious so she acts a bit erratically and she's kind of an alcoholic tbh. it's not made better by how she can't conceive any children either, but she's at least very pleased with never feeling bad about it for england. she hates everyone there, the whole country can rot, she just feels bad she can't give charles a son bc he rlly does deserve it...

also a little bit random but i think henry villiers (boy anne villiers) would go with charles during the glorious revolution and hopefully never die. he'd probably be rewarded the earldom of portland then, so miss johanna villiers (girl bentinck <3) then becomes the countess of portland and it all works out. since henry is an englishman i don't think the court has their xenophobic freakout over him, but what they do freak out over is for what they deem charles' excessive affection towards johanna. charles is kind of jokingly assumed to be just like his uncle at times, tho everyone knows he's a bit of a pussy so even they don't believe their own jests. still, they're starved for some scandal from their king, so anyone is fair game... the countess of portland, the duchess of shrewsbury (suo jure!!! by charles!!)....

anyway thats all idk where i was going with this i just thought it was some silly goofy fun

[squeiky]

Just getting even more weird tonight- idk I think holding myself back because I fear unanimous rejection is probably what’s keeping me for horny posting on main about why certain colors reflected on objects and skin tones makes me like 😳👀👀👀👀 and y’all don’t understand but the aesthetic attraction has got me weak

Holy fuck I’m into some weird shit y’all. I can’t even call it “sexy” or “hot” or “horny” because you’d immediately assume “oh like sexual attraction?”

NO. YOU FOOL AND JEST- you hath not seen anything. You’ve gained the fools eye and walk around as if it is wise. You are no wizard! You are the old lizard beneath a desecrated rock. Seagulls shall shit upon you very home and consume your entire being.

Like how do I explain this? It’s like temperature hot. This shit is flaming. This shit is fire to my eyeballs and thus my body reacts as if a thousand suns has entered the domain of my being- and I sit and stare carelessly as if I am merely gazing upon grace of pole dancers- yet the second that FUCKING aesthetic hits Im a dog on the floor. I am licking my own tears. I am howling at the fucking moon. How do you say “you look pretty. TOO pretty”. And NO not in the “mainstream” pretty way. You could be dressed up like motherfucking grinch and man I’d Tony the Tiger.

I’m fucking weak to lighting too- so I see this girl standing in the sun a bit to lovingly and I’m suddenly a lesbian. ???????????????????? Any other day I would’ve been fine wouldn’t even care to see her exist but OH no the lighting and the artistry of the human body and the structure of the stairwell behind her has created a photo- NO a painting beyond my comprehension and I am back to staring like a lost soul- a puppy in search of a lover to care for it. My heart yearns for a stranger who I should of have forgotten but NO.

don’t get me started on the goddamn moon.

Like who did this. Why does arousal occur only when I decided that the lingerine and clothing looks fashionable enough? (Literally walked by thousands of like bathsuit shit but the only thing that made me awooga was when I thought those clothes just WORKED. Like it had to bless my eyes with the grace of fashion. A naked body is not enough.)

Literally- ask me to play dnd in bed and I will literally be 😳😳😳😳 while someone is rolling the dice dressed like a tiefling with a cool accent and is sitting on the pillow I will never use. don’t even know anymore.

It’s horny aesthetic attraction. Who the fuck made this shit? I have to talk to the fucking manager of attraction because I swear to god you are NOT making me want to fuck a car (looking at you megatron from the films 😡)

[vonseal]

what im weak for this week

yet again, im dumb so we have two weeks worth! i’ll be on top of it next time, i promise!

this is real long, forewarning, but you guys are such good writers sooooo

(from now on, im keeping a running draft that i will just post once a week, this takes so long when i wait two weeks omg)

two boys; one bed by fivepixelphan

(tbh this sounds like it’s going to be dirtier than it is) (and in case you’re wondering, it’s 0% dirty, 100% cute) i love socky and i dont love unrequited feelings and so i was pretty covered in this fic, because it’s SOCKY WITH A HAPPY ENDING! all i wanted was a happy ending while reading through this fic, so bless fivepixelphan for coming through for me! <3

faking it by koutarous

when moonbin needs a fake boyfriend, who does he choose? obviously eunwoo because binu lives forever in our hearts!!! this sort of reminded me of coffee prince, without the whole “eunwoo is a girl holy cow” type of thing going on, which is just fine with me! i love the plot, because it’s corny and cliched and that’s legit my middle name (corny and cliched - it’s no longer Vonseal). please please please read this! it was just perfect!

you & me by sanhasbinu

why do i expect happy fics, all of a sudden there is an influx of angst and my heart is being ripped from my chest. sanahasbinu has been on here before with an angsty fic (cotton candy, check it out), and i thought maybe i wouldn’t have to deal with the pain anymore, but i do. i do. and i love every second of the heart-wrenching feels (i’m 21 and i still use feels unironically, lord save me).

i saw an angel by parkjinwoes

SOMEONE GIFTED SOCKY TO ME!!! i cried reading it, it was long and funny and sort of sad at times, i just wanted them both to be happy together, but then this line: However, Yoon Sanha is also terrible at keeping secrets and feelings to himself. Oblivious to him, Park Minhyuk is too good at doing that. THAT MADE ME REALIZE i gotta trudge through the sad first before getting to the happy. but when i got to the happy, BOY OH MAN it was definitely happy. big recommendation right here!

centaurea cyanus by A_N_D_Y

I WAS SO SCARED OMG. usually with these hanahaki type of fics (tbh i still dont fully understand what the hanahaki thing is or how it came about, but i’ve read three astro fics relating to this so i may or may not be a sorta-expert), someone ends up dying??? annnnnd i really thought death would come in this fic. and i dont want to tell how it ends, but pls understand binu is forever alive and well within our hearts (and maybe the fic, i may or may not be giving away the ending)

shopping list by Shinigamibutter

when she releases cute myungjin, she really release cute myungjin. i mean, this was so fluffy and domestic and i just wanted it to go on forever and ever. never before has a shopping trip been so interesting!!! never before has it filled me with such joy and happiness! also BUTT GROPING YES (you guys learned my weakness)

like a game of hide-and-seek by kimtaehyungsleftpinky

frat boy jinwoo is something i never knew i needed in my life, but good golly, i did need it. coupled with cat owner myungjun (also my weakness - cats and myungjun, how dare) this fic was just perfect??? i want to know more about their relationship and  “I don’t like your cat.” Jinwoo muttered and looked at Marco in disgust. Myungjun gasped and covered Marco’s ears as if the cat had understood what Jinwoo had said. this just made my entire day, that’s a me thing, hashtag relatable.

our own space travels, shall we leave? by spaceviolet (vividplum)

MINHYUK IS THE TRUE MVP OF THIS FIC. i wish i had barista minhyuk all the time. but we have more socky (i am REALLY loving this sudden rush of socky fics, you guys rock!) and SANHA GETS STOOD UP and i’ll punch whoever stood him up. but minhyuk is ready with the correct drink order, bless this barista, and his pals are hilarious and i just had a lot of feelings for this fic <3

soft rock by birdbrainberke

soft pebble minhyuk, so soft and so in love with yoon sanha. this is the socky sequel (is it a sequel?) to the broken bones fic i posted and raved about recently, and oh my good golly, i love this so much. i love the insight to minhyuk’s character, and the reasons he does the things he does and says the things he says. also he is #savage towards bin, which cracks me up, and i love birdbrainberke and all his beautiful, wonderful fics <3

blood, sweat & tears by jiminaddiction

(is this a bts reference? i’ve only heard three bts songs, but i think this is a bts reference?) so im a little nervous about this one because it’s got some crazy tags that make me scared for the future. I DO NOT LIKE SADNESS AND PAIN and i think i’m going to get it. im a soft, meek marshmallow, and i finally found some Moonrock and I KNOW THERE WILL BE SADNESS AND PAIN. but i think i can trudge through, i will be strong!

cliche by Shinigamibutter

THIS IS SO SOFT AND CUTE BINU how do you write such cute and soft binu??? idk, but i love the little descriptions of bin’s smile and eunwoo’s absolute infatuation with him, like this is short and sweet and it pierces my heart with the cute, bless u for this!

the sweet ride home by diametrical

idk if you guys know this, but i love kids and i love families and i love astro, so when you just combine all three of these into one, im just a melted pile of gooey feelings. binu and eunwoo as a single dad kills my heart it just melts it all completely. this was so well-written, too, and i found myself ready to sacrifice someone to get more of it (i jest only slightly).

made in the a.m. by koutarous

tbh mj is me drinking - i’ve been forbidden to drink at work events anymore because i am easily drunk, i am not sorry for my low alcohol tolerance and neither is mj, apparently, because he does it regardless. i didnt expect the MYUNGJIN BUT I GOT THE MYUNGJIN and i may or may not have just fallen in love with it???? bless u for writing this (underage drinking = big no no)

secret by j_kwanboo

JINCHA!!! JIN. CHA. tbh thats all that i need sometimes, some good ol jincha (flashback to jinjin calling eunwoo pretty and my heart melting, that was so cute), and this is cute jincha and also SANHA LOSES HIS INNOCENT EYES, PLEASE SPARE MY CHILD!!! i really loved this fic, i laughed at it and i will hug poor sanha and give him back his purity.

who wrote the book on goodbye? by Rach4040

when i was younger, i thought i was so mature for liking that dear john book by that-fantastic-romance-author-whose-name-escapes-me, but then i realized i hate those goodbyes for lengthy periods of time, so by all accounts i should hate this, but i can’t because it’s cute and pure and it is a little sad, but i know it will be happy in the end!!! <3

train to busan astro au by @glowingjinjin

i am still very mad at this whole fic, do not read if you value your heart in one piece, im not even kidding i just cried over this a lot and im waiting for some cute myungjin, lanna, or else i might punch someone in the face, not naming names at all, but even going back to link this fic made me get flashbacks and i feel empty inside thinking about it. how dare u. dont read this, on second thought, it’s painful.

UPDATED FICS FROM LAST TWO WEEKS -

problems with pastry by sanhasbinu: im glad mj survived war  ^o^ ^o^ ^o^ ^o^

hide and seek by Mintwho (NaCltyRy): mj, why do you gotta be this way??? also why do you gotta write a fic making me choose between my bias and my bias wrecker, like im so sad

the year we met by  fivepixelphan: MY HEART IS SLOWLY BEING MENDED IM DYING IN CUTE FEELS NOW

medley by sassysavagesanha (RedJusticeLibra): i get so hyped whenever this gets updated, you always deliver such cute socky!!!

stray romance by Alette: MJ: im an adult i cant just come willy-nilly. ROCKY: eunwoo has boyfriend. MJ: im coming willy-nilly. i love.

and if you ever have anything you think i need to check out, hit me up with that fic, fams. i dont even care if it’s your own. i check a03 regularly, so if it’s something posted elsewhere, pls let me know!

[nisitime]

1. Are looks important in a relationship? yes

2. Are relationships ever worth it? yes

3. Are you a virgin? no

4. Are you in a relationship? no

5. Are you in love? yes

6. Are you single this year? i guess

7. Can you commit to one person? yes

8. Describe your crush. tall, big shoulders, cute as heck

9. Describe your perfect mate. Big and caring

10. Do you believe in love at first sight? nah

11. Do you ever want to get married? yes

12. Do you forgive betrayal? yes

13. Do you get jealous easily? yes

14. Do you have a crush on anyone? yes

15. Do you have any piercings? no

16. Do you have any tattoos? no

17. Do you like kissing in public? yes

20. Do you shower every day? no

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? yes

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? yes

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? yes

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? nah

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? dont want to think about it rn tbh

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? yes

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? only premade ones

28. Have you ever been cheated on? not that i know of

29. Have you ever cheated on someone? yes

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? not really

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? oh yes

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? yes

33. Have you ever had sex with a man? yes

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? no

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? yes

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? yes

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? yes

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? yes

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? yes

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? nah

41. Have you had sex so far this year? e_e

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? depends on the person and the moment

43. How long was your longest relationship? 4 and a half years

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 3

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011? none? honestly dont remember

46. How many times did you have sex last year? loads

47. How old are you? 23

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? ‘’hope you get to be happier’’

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? i dont

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? would prolly punch him

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? idk anymore

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? yes, its not worth it

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?  not that i know of?

54. Is there someone you will never forget? yes

55. Share a relationship story. this one time, we were at his place and we were baking pancakes and he tried to flip it and failed and then he ate it and it was so inocent and adorable then we sang and danced in the kitchen. he kept trying to flip it and namaged it and in general was a really happy afternoon

56. State 8 facts about your body

i have a big butt

my hips dont lie

i hate my nose

i only have white hairs on my bangs and i hate it

57. Things you want to say to an ex

in order is:

hope your life is miserable

hope u stopped being a pussy

i wanna be close to you again but it just hurts so much rn please understand.

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

be gentle/polite

make an effort

dont be boring

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? jest a few months 

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? their mood

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? i dont really know

63. What is your definition of “having sex”? anything that is sexual related

64. What is your definition of cheating? something physical or emotional

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? cuddles and kissis

66. What is your favourite roleplay? being helpless

67. What is your idea of the perfect date? just a chill day

68. What is your sexual orientation? Pan

69. What turns you off? smoking

70. What turns you on? nervous laugh

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? dont really remember

72. What words do you like to hear during sex? anything that is kinky and that makes me feel wanted

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? a hug would be nice

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?  dont think about that i guess

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? so many things that i cant really name them

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? same as num 75

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? dont really care, its their problem, not mine

78. What’s your dirtiest secret? i dont shower if i dont leave home

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? im an hypocrite thats why

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? last year

81. Who are five people you find attractive? yes

82. Who is the last person you hugged? my ex

83. Who was your first kiss with? a guy from my class 

84. Why did your last relationship fail? things pile up (fights and arguments) and im not healthy to deal with this and sometimes love isnt enough.. we took eachother for granted and im sorry

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? never dated anyone on the internet

[applebootycomb0]

I dont think id be able to type and respond if i was 1/32 lmao th... thats not even out of the womb yet if i wasnt too scared id stop being an anon. not like im scared of you i just get scared of people running away when its me myself and I. im suppose to ask 3 things 1) How are you today? I hope youre well :-7!! 2) idk do u have any specific pronouns i dont want to offend. 3) what made you ??? choose "applebootycombo"?

Hey man, I’m sorry you’re apprehensive? Cautious(?) about coming off of anon, and just know that you don’t have to come off!! Most things I say on here and in actual life are all in jest lol. But I’m certain you’re a lovely person. Additionally, thank you for the questions you asked! I’ll try and make this short so this message isn’t blowing up peoples dashes hahaha. 1. I’m doing marvelous, thanks for asking. Just a bit sore from working out and then working with kids all day yesterday. How are you?2. I’m a cis girl, so she/her are fine. 3. Applebootycombo is a kind of a long and jumbled story? Long story short my butt is like my best feature.