#I say they were all cowards... ship him with the Lorax...

[king-crawler]

I need a revival of sweet ride (Turbo x King Candy). Self shipping is the ultimate tumblr sexyman way.

Personally not a huge fan of Sweet Ride, CALL ME A HATER OKAY !!💔 ship him with felix there's another man right there /LH Genuinely though do whatever you want, its completely harmless (if not a little cursed) After all there's nobody he loves more than himself 😭

I do however enjoy selfshipping where you ship him with an OC or yourself (confusing name i know)

[gayelderstourney]

OLD MAN YAOI BRACKET ROUND 1

Propaganda:

Jean-Luc Picard/Q:

theyre kind of the ogs. q fucked that old man for SURE. if they arent old enough for you in the next generation (1987-1984) they probably will be in picard (2020-2023). also when i went looking for the pic i included i googled “star trek picard q in bed” and there were actually multiple different instances of that happening that popped up

um it’s unclear what age Q is supposed to be in TNG but in Picard they’re both undeniably old as balls. Q has godlike powers that he just uses to hang out with this bald old man in increasingly strange and annoying ways. And call him “mon capitane” like a freak and materialize next to him in bed and say Good Morning Darling and lounge all over the Enterprise like a fruit anyways I think they’re abnormal and I like them

what if you were an all powerful nearly omnipotent being who has been worshipped as a god on planets across the farthest reaches of space and the first guy to just not give a shit about you makes you fall madly in love with him

I can’t get my thoughts clear right now but they mean so much to me. They’re meant to be with each other ok. the sequel to spirk. they would be canon if paramount werent COWARDS

if I were an entity as old as the universe itself and I kept visiting some old guy on a spaceship trying to justify the existence of humanity it would 100% be for gay reasons and Q understands this concept on an intimate level actually

The Once-ler/The Lorax:

Thank fucking god you were already considering them because I felt insane

Old man Oncler and Lorax Old Man Oncler I need this ship to be in the final completion I need them please just look at them

It's funny and it could have saved us from oncest

[brayinghorses]

Just finished rewatching The Lorax, and lemme just say, y’all back in 2012 were cowards, just pure and utter cowards

“Oh, I have no one to ship the Once-ler with, guess I’ll die!” excuse me, the Lorax is there???

“Oh, I have no one to ship the Once-ler with, guess I’ll ship him with himself!” excuse me, the Lorax became his best friend, and he’s right there???

“Oh, I have no one to ship the Once-ler with, guess I’ll ship his body parts with other body parts!” excuse me, the Lorax is his own entity, has nature powers, speaks for the trees, and is literally right there???

“Oh, I –” NO EXCUSES BECAUSE THE LORAX WAS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE

THE MOVIE IS NAMED AFTER HIM, YOU’D THINK TO SHIP HIM WITH THE ONCE-LER BUT NO, YOU ALL WERE COWARDS FOR NOT REALIZING THAT THE ONCE-LER COULD BE SHIPPED WITH THE LORAX

COWARDS