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crybaby-bkg · 3 years ago

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I-I wanna just push dilf eren’s hair behind his stupid big ears and pat his soft belly and scratch at the scruff on his cheeks and pick at him for having grays even tho the salt n pepper beard only makes him hotter. wanna watch him cater to his daughter (bc he’s a certified girl dad me thinks) and her friends while they all sit around the kitchen and watch him bake his infamous German chocolate cake with chocolate icing and coconut shavings. want him to grunt and groan every time he gets up from the couch but have zero problems throwing your legs over his shoulder to shut your annoying ass up. I wont him old and stinky and mean.

#I’m so sleepy so I can’t say much #I cant think to my full capacity #but I want him as a dilf so fucking badly it makes my stomach hurt #he’d be so unbelievably hot omfg #picking his daughter up from school in a stupid ugly old truck #but he hangs out the side and makes the ole rickety thing look GOOD #omg I should write a fic about being his daughters friend and fucking him #wow what an original concept LMFAO but I love it sm it never gets old to me #‘Mr eren could u help me w my history hw pls 🥺’#bc on who he wouldn’t be a history buff and spew a bunch of shit he did/saw in the war #want him old and talkative and mean #okay gn im so sleepy #I say as I write another draft of b00b obsessed bkg in my drafts #why did I say draft twice #ok gn fr #—new treat in the streets! 🍫#eren treats! 🍬

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