#I saw the main uncle whoeverthefuck today known for this shit | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

gxlden-angels · 11 months ago

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I think it's so funny how I still have family members that are like "Put Christ back in christmas! >:(" as if we don't have to wait for Uncle Whoeverthefuck to finish his 40 minute monologue about how the church personally saved him from being a drug dealer or dying from a workplace accident or some shit in the middle of him saying grace before we can eat

#I saw the main uncle whoeverthefuck today known for this shit #he also has some issues speaking thatve gotten worse over time that he refuses to acknowledge #he's in his 90's so like I'm not making fun of him #He's had a lisp his whole life I'm p sure #And he came from a family of 14 kids in a poor black neighborhood so it's not like speech therapy was an option #but we have trouble understanding what he's saying but he insists on saying grace most of the time then goes off #And it's harder to make out what he says when he's passionately praying and worshipping #I do not have the patience for this now #if uncle whoeverthefuck (there's multiple it could be not just this one) goes on past 3 mins I'm eating fuck this #good luck fellow extians o7 #ex christian #religious trauma

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