#I said hunger games charitably. I could have said spykids.

[theo-decker]

Dykes in my city are dressing for the hunger games. Like they always are in cargo pants and have 3-5 pointless gadgets on them at all times. You have to have a smart watch, multiple canvas cup holders (Vvvv important here and soooo important if you need to take a femme on the back of your scooter so that her drink doesn't spill), a vape, a swiss army knife, my roommate carries begleri beads so they can do "cool" (🙄) tricks, our other friend has some device that can tie your shoelaces??? I did not believe this would happen to me but I was just at the store and in a trance bought 2 pairs of cargo pants.