#I remember thinking this too about business proposal bc the mom was beating the shit out of shin hari lol

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Watched episode 1 of Love Next Door! It’s cute, and looks like it’ll be a fun ride but I have one question: is it really common for parents to hit their adult children?? It always takes me out in every kdrama 🙂‍↕️

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First date hcs with all the DEH kids? Let's do this

Okay, so these might not be very good, but just bear with me.

Putting them under a cut because THERE’S A LOT

Evan

-he wants to take you to a national park, or somewhere with a lot of trees, because those are some of the only places where he’s truly comfortable? but he doesn’t want you to think he’s a complete nerd/dork

-sooo he’s super stressed about where to take you, he googles “first date ideas”, “where to take her on the first date”, and he even asks his mom for advice

-Heidi of course is like “!!!” and immediately helps him come up with several places.

-Eventually they decide that he’ll take you to a family-owned diner that’s kind of out of the way? so they know it won’t be too crowded because crowds and social anxiety don’t mix

-he picks you up and he’s just like “wow, she’s pretty”, like he’s completely stunned because you’re dressed up a little more than usual, and you did your hair a new way and he doesn’t realize he’s staring until you ask if he’s okay

-he immediately blushes and nods

-the date itself is a little awkward but still really nice

-the only other people in the diner other than the cooks/servers are this cute old couple, so there’s little to no pressure

-and you split a milkshake, they bring it with two straws, and it’s literally the cutest thing ever

-you can tell he’s super anxious in the beginning because he won’t hold eye contact with you for more than a few seconds and he keeps fidgeting

-but you’re super patient and he eventually becomes more comfortable

-by the end, you guys are laughing together and oh wow he looks so cute when he’s laughing??? Like his nose scrunches up and he looks down slightly and you’re just “oh my god I need to make this boy laugh more often.”

-in the end you both have a lot of fun and agree to a second date

-when he drops you off, you lean over and kiss him on the cheek and I swear his brain short circuits

-but then you’re about to go and he gathers his courage and goes “wait!”

-you pause and look over at him

-and he leans over and very very gently kisses you on the cheek

-And you’re. So. Shook.

Jared

-this meme takes you to an arcade

-it’s absolutely wild

-like you’re surrounded by kids half your age, and he’s up at the token machine with them buying $20 worth of tokens and you’re just staring at him like “who are you?”

-but it’s actually really really fun?

-he makes you play guitar hero against him, and you’re reluctant, and he acts super cocky, like “I’ll even let you pick the song, and I’ll go easy”

-except you actually beat him

-and his jaw just drops when he sees your score against his

-he’s?? so?? impressed??

-like obviously he had an interest in you because he asked you out but now he’s like “holy shit this one’s a keeper”

-and you teased him the rest of the night about beating him.

-but he redeemed himself with skee-ball

-sort of

-okay, so you know how you’re supposed to roll the ball underhand and it rolls up and lands in the hole?

-he just straight up throws the ball in the 1000 point hole

-like a baseball pitcher or something

-and you’re like “jAReD you can’t DO THAT”

-because all these seven-year-olds are staring at him

-but he ends up with a bunch of tickets

-you guys also play air hockey

-and it’s pretty evenly matched until near the end, when Jared gets a one point ahead of you

-and he’s so confident that he’ll win, and then you look up and wink suggestively at him and he’s like “woah” and then you score while he’s distracted!

-it ends with a tie

-he’s honestly so salty about it tho, and he keeps saying you cheated

-and you’re like “I play to win.”

-by the time you guys run out of tokens, you actually have a decent amount of tickets? so you go up to the redemption counter

-and he wants to get a bunch of cheap candy but you fall in love with this little stuffed animal behind the counter

-he pretends to be annoyed, like he’s giving in, when he asks the person for it and they hand it to you, but he just thinks it’s adorable

-up close, you can’t really tell what kind of animal it is, because it’s kind of lopsided? and has horns? and is missing an eye?

-Jared can’t stop laughing at it

-but it’s really soft and you insist on Jared keeping it in his car

-he does it for you

-on the next date, you’re surprised to see it in his cupholder

-and he’s just got this shit-eating grin when you look at him, and you insist that he’s a softie

-he’ll deny it until the day he dies but you know the truth ;)

Connor

-when you’re talking about what you’ll do, he’s kinda quiet, and can’t really think of anything

-because he finally has a shot at this person he’s been crushing on and he doesn’t want to mess it up

-so when you propose a movie, he agrees and then you tell him that you’ll surprise him, that you’ll give him the time and all he has to do is just pick you up

-of course, he thinks that you’re going to pick a rom-com or something like that

-and he’s mentally preparing himself for it when he picks you up

-but honestly, he wouldn’t even mind that much? because he gets to spend time with you, and that’s worth a shitty rom-com

-ANYWAYS, when you guys go into the movie theater, you walk straight up to the counter and ask for two Spider-Man Homecoming tickets

-and he looks up so fast

-he’s honestly s h o o k

-because he used to love comic books when he was younger, and Spider-Man was his favorite (I stole this detail from the cut song A Little Bit of Light)

-you actually knew this, because you had talked to Zoe when she found out you had a crush on him

-“so, I heard you were Spider-Man for Halloween?”

-“… I need to have a talk with my sister.”

-honestly though he’s so surprised because that’s the most thoughtful thing that anyone has done for him in a long time? he tries to act all cool about it, but you can tell he’s excited

-the movie is so good, you laugh at all the funny parts, and he laughs too but is mostly distracted by how cute you are

-and then he catches himself, and he’s just “why am I acting like a cliche smitten teenager?”

-THEN you laugh again, and he’s just “oh”

-the date means a lot to him because for the longest time, he thought he was damaged goods, and that he would never be good enough for anyone to date him

-and then you came along

-I mean obviously you aren’t going to solve his problems

-but he thinks that maybe if you can believe in him, then he can work on believing in himself

-when you guys are leaving the movie theater, you’re talking about how good the movie was, and before you know it, you’re next to his car

-then he just

-he hugs you

-and your heart flutters

-you hug him back

-and you hear a soft “thank you” in your ear before he lets go

-shoot now I want to write a second date headcanon for Connor

Zoe

-heard from someone that you like fishes? She’ll definitely take you to an aquarium.

-and will insist on paying the entrance fee, citing her rich parents as an excuse despite your protests

-at first you get stuck with a school group (“Who goes on a field trip on a Saturday? That’s a crime against humanity” “Zoe, they’re kids.”) but you two manage to break away from them.

-her favorites are the clownfish because of Finding Nemo

-from here, you learn that she likes Pixar movies, and that her favorite is WALL-E, but Finding Nemo is a close second.

-when you’re looking at the fish, she’ll take a step back and take a quick picture of you for her Snapstory, captioning it with “”

-it’s not until later, when you get home, that you see it, and it makes you blush madly

-when you’re walking to the next room, you two accidentally brush hands, and instinctively move them away

-but then you realize that you would absolutely love to hold hands with Zoe Murphy

-so a few minutes later, while she’s reading a display, you quickly reach out and lace her fingers with yours

-she looks away from the display, grins at you, and squeezes your hand and you swear your heat skips a beat.

-you insist on grabbing lunch at the aquarium’s cafe

-it’s delicious

-and you ask Zoe how jazz band is going, and she starts talking about this piece that she has a solo in, and her eyes light up, and it hits you that you’re talking to Zoe Murphy at an aquarium because you guys are on a DATE and she’s just so enthusiastic and just looks so pretty talking about music and wow you’re completely smitten with this girl

-you both buy matching baseball caps at the gift shop afterwards (I’m not gonna lie, this is based off of the pictures I’ve seen of Laura Dreyfuss wearing a baseball cap because DAMN)

-on the way home, you both sing along to the radio

-you’re at a red light when you notice her looking at you

-“What?”

-she just grins again

-“thanks for the date”

-when she drops you at your house, you lean over the console awkwardly and hug her, and she hugs you back and it’s great

-you whisper to her “I get to plan the second date,” before you move back, and you swear she’s blushing?

Alana

-God, I love Alana

-okay, so this girl does not do things halfway, so she would love to take you out to a nice dinner

-BUT she remembers she’s busy volunteering all day that Saturday (the day that you offered)

-she feels really really bad when she tells you, and wants to apologize

-but you’re literally just “can I come with?”

-and her heart goes “!!!”

-and she’s just like “yeah, of course!” and gives you the time and date

-you show up (it’s a food drive for the local soup kitchen) and Alana immediately runs over to you, and you’re stunned because she’s dressed in the most casual clothes you’ve ever seen her in (a t-shirt with your school’s name on it and jeans) and she’s so so happy to see you?

-honestly part of her thought you wouldn’t come bc who would want to do volunteer work on the first date

-but then you showed up!

-wow you guys are so smitten for each other

-but she puts you in charge of organizing the food as she and a few others bring it in from the collection tables

-you do that for a while, and then one of the other volunteers leave, so you go up front and help her

-and you guys have little conversations whenever you can about the most random things

-it’s not the most conventional first date but wow is it cute or what

-honestly you’re literally standing there talking and one of the underclassmen yells out “get a room!”

-and the others laugh a little bit but it’s not in a mean way? It’s just that everyone there can see how into each other you are

-and Alana honestly just turns bright red

-you don’t hesitate of course

-you grab her hand and drag her into the hallway, to an abandoned classroom

-she’s laughing at this point

-still though, she says that you guys have to go back

-you shrug, say “they can live without you for a few minutes”

-you guys talk here, a real conversation, and it’s great and by the time you go back, you’re convinced that you’ve completely fallen for this girl

-Alana thanks you for coming afterwards, and insists on taking out to a really nice restaurant for the second date

-you, of course, agree

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OKAY I hope these weren’t too bad, I’m sorry if they were :/ but I had fun writing them

[wydseo-blog]

it’s ya hoe, luna, back at it again with the second muse who will probably get more love bc i have a longer history with him and i have him fleshed out better (sorry jeongi baby)  

anyways, his tag line is literally “issa messy bitch who lives for drama and chaos” and i hope y'all will beAT HIS ASS FOR ME BC HE’S ANNOYING AF! !!! do NOT STAN HIM

under da cut is his background :) enjoy :)

slight warning for mentions of abuse and a hella lot of cursing....he gets his potty mouth from me im sorry.

–– PERSONALITY

first off, seo-bin thrives on compliments and attention. so u want something from him, say, money or information about someone, just stroke his huge ass ego and he’ll fall in your hands like putty.

OKAY NOW, yoo seo-bin takes pride in his flower boy/effeminate looks (his father don’t but that’s another story that i haven’t thought of yet lololol) 

he’s like “fuck gender roles and fuck JACK!” and wakes up at 4 am each day to make sure his face is beat to the high heavens. 

his potential brides even ends up breaking off their marriage proposals bc he won’t tell them his secrets on how to blend their eyeshadow perfectly/won’t do their make up. 

but he’s like “lol bitch i had to learn, u will too lol git gud hoe”

he’s the kim kardashian of his family tbh.

he’s the type of person whose only answer is to break up with your s/o if they treat you like shit bc, yah, he might be an ass sometimes but he lives long enough to know when it’s time to dump someone even tho he’s never been in a Romantic Relationship™

but on the flipside, when he feels like breaking hearts, he can switch it up and can snatch any and everyone up if he pleases.

“o that’s ur man? sorry, he ate my ass two hours ago.” or “that’s ur wiFE?! o man, do u know that she likes it when i bukk–” ANYWAYS. 

he really don’t care for relationships. well, i mean, not right now at least. he’s too busy slaying people with a simple grin and his witty intelligence. but in the far far far far far future, he does want to settle down and become a cute ass family with cute ass children (ugh. can’t relate.) and a cute ass lover (be it man, woman or in between. he ain’t picky.) with cute ass cats and dogs in a cute ass house with cute ass white picket fences. and attends cute ass pta meetings. 

ALTHOUGH, on the off chance that you managed to dig ur way into his heart that’s really a hole with an ice pump in it, he’s more than willing to lay down his life for you

well no. he’s not. at the most, he’ll give you love and affection if you need it or even some money but to give up his life?? lemme get back to u on that….

ok but back to the love and affection part. 

growing up with politicians and other corrupt people of power running all throughout his house constantly, he was bound to pick up on some of their habits. especially when his father was training him and his elder brother to take after him. 

so u know pops was happy his youngest son started showing interest in this old ass politician whose aura basically screamed “THIS IS THE FUCKING DEVIL IN DISGUISE DO NOT APPROACH!” 

but seo-bin being an asshole kid (and wanted to make pops proud) ignored all warning signs and went up to the politician and after that, they became a close senpai and kouhai~~

more about these two in the backstory section lmAO 

considering he’s from a rich ass family with old and dirty money, you’d think he’d do the cliche route and be super disgusted with it and try to give it away to charity or pay for some poor kid’s college tuition without expecting a thing back, then honey, you got a big storm coming. keep that progressive shit for the future generations. money is his only fun on the god forsaken earth and he’ll be damned if he gave that up to better the world.

he’s also super into tarots cards and everything like that. 

he also liked playing with fire and try to summon the mothERFUCKING DEVIL ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS AS IF HIS BITCH ASS WON’T BE POSSESSED. but he stopped that shit when he turned 13 when he realized his emoness ain’t cute (he was a hardcore chunnibyou if u didn’t realize it.)

also before i forget, his bitch ass don’t have a sense of direction so pls don’t ask him to lead you anywhere bc he’ll somehow make the both of u end up in peru with llamas surrounding you (it happened before..) and he’ll just be looking at you like you did something wrong. 

–– BACKGROUND

yoo seo-bin was born feburary 15th to a corrupt politician and a famous super model/sugar baby (he got most of his looks from his mom, including the hair) 

his older brother, yoo dae-bin (their parents are so original istg) was born january  21st

dae-bin wasn’t really interested in politics like their father was but just did it bc he didn’t have an idea of what he wanted to do yet.

seo-bin however, was interested in how a group of simple old men can dictate how their country works

obvious jackpot there. 

dae-bin inherited their father ruggedly handsome looks and females always flocked to him before they even glanced at seo-bin

and that made seo oddly pissed the fuck off bc “how come i get all of his leftovers? I’M THE BABY! TAKE CARE OF ME” despite the fact that his brother is like 5 years older than him and have more time to experience females…

so to get over this, seo begun to interrupt dae’s intimate time with this one specific female he used to bring home all of the time and just started flirting with her until she was charmed by seo-bin and she begun to spend most of her time cooing at seo-bin’s adorable kiddy face. 

then he begun spewing lies on his brother.

*rena voice* “ring ring yeoboseyo?” “ oh! noonaaa~ do u know binnie-hyung bought home another girl?! they were making a lot of noise too so i couldn’t sleep last night! this was like the fifth one this week!! *activate teary eyes*” 

needless to say, she got pissed. and broke off their engagement. the bins’ pops got heated at the loss of an important business partner.

till this day, seo-bin still doesn’t care what sort of punishment dae-bin received. he just remembers laying in bed with a wide ass evil grin on his face as he listened to his brother’s muffled pleas for forgiveness 

but tbh, these two never received any familial love. all they know is money and how it can change people’s mind with the right number. their mom was too busy jet setting to some foreign land bc of her career and their pop was too busy being corrupt. so they had to rely on each other and had to remember the love they got when they were, like, infants. 

so back to the devil politician i mentioned earlier

so, after their little mentor/mentee sessions was arranged, dae-bin finally spoke up to his younger brother, voicing his concerns about this

“ah…well….i’m sorry you feel that way hyung but someone has to become the star child >:)” 

but turns out dae was right when seo came home one day with blood running down his nose and a black eye. the abuse continued on for like six months before dae stepped in and was like “ayo fam. u finna keep hitting my brother then i’m gon break ya knee caps. fuck wit me if u wanna. u know we got the money to make ur death look like an suicide. not to mention, all of korea’s police force is on our side, willingly and unwillingly. so pick ur poison wisely.” 

that was when seo started to gain a little respect for dae.

but tHEN THEIR FATHER CAME OUTTA NOWHERE AND SPOKE TO THE BROTHERS ABOUT WHO WILL INHERIT THE FAMILY’S ROYALTIES

seo, being smug and assuming shit, got his little heart broken when his father called out to the other bin. 

“BITCH WHAT??? AFTER ALL I DID??/ U GON GIVE IT TO THIS HEADASS?” 

well he didn’t say that. but knowing his mouth, he probably would have. 

but the respect he had for his brother went out of the door when dae actually accepted it. like with no hesitance at all. 

CAN’T TRUST THESE HOES. CAN’T TRUST YA FAMILY. CAN’T TRUST NO-ONE.

so, he begun plotting on how to break dae and get him impeached (this ain’t a president campaign luna calm down lmoa) as the *iron’s voice* motherfucking top man. 

SO HE ENLISTED HELP FROM THAT CHICK AND OOH BOY SHE HAD A LOT OF DIRT ON HIS BROTHER. 

side note; he keeps her as a confidant 

so he brought out Receipts™ and tossed them on his pops desk like *jennie voice* click clack bada bing bada boom bitch

but they weren’t solid sadly so he had to call up some nitty gritty people and ask them to frame his older brother

unlike the chick, they got the job done and now his brother is rotting somewhere in korea. (omg no, wait,  he ain’t dead. he just disappeared huhuh) 

so basically, if u ain’t useful, u ain’t shit to seo biggest lie ever lmfao. 

then it turned out, his mother found out about it and rASIIED HELL about how her favorite child disappeared and convinced her husband to send seo-bin away (he hated that bitch anyways so he didn’t really mind.) so now he’s here at hongdae, ready to raise hell and enjoy his time until his dad gives him his rIGHTFUL INHERITANCE THAT DAE-BIN DID NOT DESERVE AT ALL