#I remember arguing in first grade with a kid who said T. Rex would kill one because T. Rex is a predator

[jadedaegis]

people really slept so fucking hard on Star Fox: Adventures and I will die on that hill. The reason Star Fox never has any sequels is because the fans seem to demand that they re-invent the wheel and just release "Star Fox 64 but better" (whatever that means) Like- Seriously. Imagine a re-interpretation where, perhaps, Krystal isn't locked up. Give her the staff to manipulate the Blue Guy Avatar-ass mystic temples. THERE ARE MAMMOTHS AND TRICERATOPS AND STEGOSAURS AND TYRANNOSAURS ALL ON THE SAME ASS PLANET THIS IMPLIES A LOGIC OF "oh, hey, no-one actually gave a shit about when the period was!" WHICH MEANS A RE-IMAGINING COULD INCORPORATE, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE FUCKING CAMBRIAN AND PERMIAN AND TRIASSIC CRITTERS.

[darthlenaplant]

"~StAr FoX 64 BuT bEtTeR~"

*Looks at sales numbers for Star Fox Assault*

*Looks at sales numbers for Star Fox 64 for 3DS*

*Looks at sales numbers for Star Fox Zero*

For real, Krystal certainly DID deserve better than just being Zelda recycled IN SPACE.

Would also have made the game more interesting, have her and Fox team up in a co-op mission, like, Fox has his blaster locked on the stun setting, so he can only stun enemies, maybe give him the melee/brawl moveset, and Krystal WHACKS them into oblivion with her staff LOL. Or like, ground mission are SOLELY Krystal's field of competence, maybe with the odd extra firepower from Fox (sniper?), and anything that's doing with vehicles or aerial missions are Fox' area of expertise, maybe have her do funny stunts LOL

people really slept so fucking hard on Star Fox: Adventures and I will die on that hill. The reason Star Fox never has any sequels is because the fans seem to demand that they re-invent the wheel and just release "Star Fox 64 but better" (whatever that means) Like- Seriously. Imagine a re-interpretation where, perhaps, Krystal isn't locked up. Give her the staff to manipulate the Blue Guy Avatar-ass mystic temples. THERE ARE MAMMOTHS AND TRICERATOPS AND STEGOSAURS AND TYRANNOSAURS ALL ON THE SAME ASS PLANET THIS IMPLIES A LOGIC OF "oh, hey, no-one actually gave a shit about when the period was!" WHICH MEANS A RE-IMAGINING COULD INCORPORATE, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE FUCKING CAMBRIAN AND PERMIAN AND TRIASSIC CRITTERS.