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jadedaegis · 3 months

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people really slept so fucking hard on Star Fox: Adventures and I will die on that hill. The reason Star Fox never has any sequels is because the fans seem to demand that they re-invent the wheel and just release "Star Fox 64 but better" (whatever that means) Like- Seriously. Imagine a re-interpretation where, perhaps, Krystal isn't locked up. Give her the staff to manipulate the Blue Guy Avatar-ass mystic temples. THERE ARE MAMMOTHS AND TRICERATOPS AND STEGOSAURS AND TYRANNOSAURS ALL ON THE SAME ASS PLANET THIS IMPLIES A LOGIC OF "oh, hey, no-one actually gave a shit about when the period was!" WHICH MEANS A RE-IMAGINING COULD INCORPORATE, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE FUCKING CAMBRIAN AND PERMIAN AND TRIASSIC CRITTERS.

#tumblr #thoughts #yelling into the void #star fox #krystal #dinosaur planet #I AM SO FUCKING MAD AT JONTRON FOR THIS #FUCKING STAIRFAX TEMPERATURES INFURIATED MY 9 YEAR OLD ASS SELF #JUST ANOTHER REALLY GOOD REASON TO HATE JONTRON #JonTron #star fox adventures #LIKE MOON MOUNTAIN PASS IS SO FUCKING COOL #YOU'RE TELLING ME A MOON FELL ON A PLANET AND THE ECOSYSTEM INCORPORATES ITSELF IN #HOW IS THAT NOT THE COOLEST #AND THE TRANSITION LOADING AREAS ARE LIMINAL SPACES #THEY ALWAYS FASCINATED ME #it's almost assuredly why I am such a weird furry #I ADORED that game #triceratops is my favorite fucking dinosaur because of it #I remember arguing in first grade with a kid who said T. Rex would kill one because T. Rex is a predator #LOL #MAYHAPS LMAO #triceratops would fuck you the fuck up

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