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While all the other flyboys are out drinking and dancing and chatting up girls, Harry Crosby was sat on the floor with a ruler measuring the length of his zippers on his flight gear.
#(it’s 36 feet btw he actually measured)#I have a pair of the bomber pants and I can attest: it’s a lot of zipper#it’s gotta be outta spite for how much zipper there is like there’s no way he did that for fun#I relate so frickin hard to this man it’s insane#mota musings#harry crosby#masters of the air#mota#real mota#zipper
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I come here for words of wisdom. Every time I read a fanfic about Bakugou being a fuckboy I normally laugh it off because it sounds ridiculous in my mind, although sharing this thought with other people made me realize that some actually think he might be in the future???? So, I want your honest opinion. Not just about that, but I'd genuinely love to know your input on how Bakugou would be in his late-teens, early adulthood, before (for the sake of it) meeting X and settling. Would he sleep around? Would he try for a relationship and fail? What would fail? What would make him settle? Would he really just focus on hero work and that's it? So. Many. Questions.
Hope everything is going great for you. I haven't been on tumblr much (am I the only one noticing the insane wave of wattpad writing here??? p.o.v. and all??????) but I've been following your stuff, and as always, it's incredible. 💞💕
PLS - okay this is so nice to see bc i’ve actually been taking a break from tumblr/writing for the past month. (mental refresh u kno?) aND YESTERDAY I CAME BACK AND SCROLLED THRU MY DASH AND SAW WATTPAD STUFF JUST LIKE YOU SAID.
i was shocked. aghast. completely bewildered. pls i even caved and searched up bakugou fics just to see if everyone else is treating him like that,, and like i dont even know why i did that, because ofc i knew the answer was gonna be yes!! the answer is always yes !!! like i just saw so many fics of him as such a “ooo daddy dom badboy bakugou 🥴🥴” and like why???? bakugou is such a frickin nerd?? and thats sooooooo funny?? whY STRIP HIM OF HIS COMEDIC POTENTIAL ???
but yes yes specifically about bakugou being a fuckboy..... yeah i have no idea where the fuck they get that from. like- did we watch the same show???? sex and especially being naked are such vulnerable things at their core, and they rlly think Mr. Anti-Vulnerability is gonna be the one to sleep around??? to willingly put himself into a vulnerable situation time and time again?? no. pls. c’mon y’all. sometimes i think even todoroki would be more likely.
and just- to sleep around you have to be very comfortable showing interest in other people, over and over and over again. and i just- bakugou doesn’t even admit that his friends are his friends???? and somehow they think that suddenly he’s gonna go around telling people “hey. i like you. and by admitting that to you, i am therefore giving you a slight bit of power over me.”
i- no. he’d never. period, end of story. he would rather be fuckin’ dead. so the answer is no, as he currently is, i cannot for the life of me see why he’d ever become a fuckboy. he just doesn’t have it in him lmaoooooo
ooo but about the what makes him settle question- THANK YOU IVE BEEN DYING TO TALK ABOUT IT.
okay so how i see it, is bakugou is probably totally and completely fine being alone up until his like mid 20’s. sure he thinks maybe it’d be nice to have somebody, but he works so hard that it’s always a fleeting feeling. but then he gets a little older, settles into his spot on the rankings (#3 btw, im soRRY kats but its the truth!!) and watches all his friends get into meaningful relationships. and then, a few more years down the line (think late 20’s/ early 30’s) he’ll be sitting back and being like “shit. i don’t have anybody like that. somebody who’s just for me. who’d pick me first always.”
and i think that is what he wants most of all. i mean, he’s clearly chock-full of insecurities related to that idea, and i cant imagine him ever settling without that need being fufilled. like, i think eventually he’ll probably abandon the idea of being #1 hero, but he’ll still keep that dream of being #1 somehow. so once he finds somebody that always has his back, always puts up with his shit and still loves him at the end of it?? still looks at him with stars in their eyes day after day??? pls. mans is putty and will never even dream of leaving
but that being said- i dont think he’s gonna find The One on first try. i think he’ll be aiming for that, but i cant see it working out. even when he starts seriously dating around his mid 20s, i think he’ll still be too caught up with his hero work. it’ll take him a good few years and one/two failed relationships to finally find a balance that works for him and whoever he ends up with
@i-need-air tysm for asking,,,, clearly i have a lot of thoughts and i love him sm so this was so fun!!!!!! i loved this ask ty!!!!
#bakugou katsuki#bnha bakugou#katsuki bakugou#bakugou x reader#bnha fic#mha bakugou#bakugou imagine#bakugou ask#bnha#mha
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Jesus H. Fuck Me Where You Ain’t Supposed’ta and Make Me Say Thanks!
Thissss…is a frickin hard pill to swallow…
This is not political. This is a documentary that goes beyond politics.
I’ll come right out and say it. This movie uncovers the root of our society’s problem, and it also reveals the answer. The trouble is that most people couldn’t even get past the first section of this documentary without crying foul. So if you’re religious, strongly political, or not up-to-speed with advancements in technology you will either dismiss this entirely or not be able to “buy in” to the solution. If you’re one of the first two, honestly, I’d suggest you don’t bother watching this. Religious people won’t be able to accept the fist part, and strongly political people won’t be able to accept the second. If you’re not strongly political, there’s a chance this can reach you. And if you’re neither of the first two but are the third (naïve to advancements in technology) you’ll likely think the solution is just science fiction. Honestly, I can hardly believe we’re advanced enough to get it done.... I know we are... It’s just hard to fully picture.
Zeitgeist: A word that essentially means “what’s popularly believed to be true is accepted by society as the truth.”
If everyone thinks it’s true, it must be, right?
Yeah... Not so much.
I’m gonna skip talking about most of it and just move to something we can all relate to:
Money.
So the repugnant truth of money today is utterly fucking insane… Here’s the gist:
When you go to a bank to get a loan, that bank loans you what they think you can payback + interest, right? Seems simple enough. Seems fair. And it would be, except that they don’t actually ever deduct any money from their reserve to give you. They simply figure “Hey, she’s gonna give it back anyway, so why bother subtracting it from our reserve?” So what they’re actually giving you is a “note of their liability for it” (and I’m not that educated on this so my banking jargon might be wrong) And that says: “this is worth this much because we have that amount in our reserve.” But the trouble is, if you can’t pay that loan back, what happens? They take your home or assets or whatever, right? But, wait…they never deducted the money from their reserve to start. They just gave you a piece of paper stating that they loaned you this promissory amount and that, if the shit hits the fan, they’re “good for it.”
So here’s the math: They have a cool mil in the reserve, right? They sign a note saying they’re loaning you 100k. They give you that note, but the mil still sits in their reserve. So now there’s a mil in the reserve, plus this “promissory note” out and about “worth” 100k. So now, clerically, there’s 1.1 mil in our society just because they’re assuming they’ll get it back from you. They just made 100k out of thin air on the grounds that they’ll get it back later. And this isn’t even the mind fuck of it all. The mind fuck is when you realize the same thing occurs on the scale of our entire society. People think the Federal Reserve is owned by the government. It’s not. It’s just another bank, man. They LEND money to the government with interest whenever the government needs it. But where did that money come from that they lent? Youuuu guessed it! From book-keeping, not from the vault. And, to top it off they tack on that interest so the governemnt owes more in return than was even made, so....huh? How can you pay back money that doesn’t even exist? That amount owed was never made so can only be repaid if you take someone else’s.
The only way debts can be paid is by bankrupting someone else. (Or simply getting a bit here and there from radom sources, but eventually, down the line, someone has to go broke for some else’s debt to be paid. This is cyclically destructive and CAN NOT WORK.
And it is also what’s well known as a Pyramid Scheme…
...which is illegal...
And our whole. Fucking. Economy, is based on it (as is most of the world’s because this is now how banking is done everywhere.)
This documentary goes SOOO much deeper into the problems that the monetary system creates and why it will never work. And after they entirely fuck your world six ways from Sunday with the horrifying corruption of it all…they show us that there is another way...
It’s called The Venus Project (and no, it isn’t suggesting we move to Venus and start over). And if you’re interested in this “other way,” but are religious or strongly political, I suggest you skip this documentary and just go right to looking into the solution. Remember: this documentary isn’t political at all. It’s beyond politics. If offers solutions, not new laws.
Now, if you’re a Trekkie, you’ll be able to picture the solution much easier than those who aren’t because this is basically Star Trek but now (minus the interplanetary travel and the “Beam me up, Scotty!”). The Venus Project explains exactly how we can actually become a civilized society instead of just pretending we’re one. This solution will solve 95% of society’s problems including crime, war, poverty, public health; and then will go on to solve problems on a more individual level such as greed, racism, ignorance, and sooo much more. This honestly is the answer. The problem is that we’re all so conditioned to believe the world is the way that it is because it has to be (a zeitgeist) that we can’t believe this can be true.
Well, believe it. It can be true. There can be a world without greed and corruption. But first we have to understand why those things exist (and no, it’s not human nature as the system would have you believe so that you keep working within it). Once we understand that, we see the solution as plain as a beautiful hope-filled day.
Note: If you’re not particularly religious but are spiritual, this will be fine for you (other than the egregious fuck-tastrophe we’re in the center of that it reveals. Be warned: the truth is beyond upsetting; it’s sickeningly unbelievable. But “not liking it” doesn’t make it false.)
Watch the full documentary for free on YouTube here --> Zeitgeist:The Movie <-- And prepare yourself, because our world is entirely fucked right now. (Also, this may come off to strongly political people as anti-American. It isn’t. It’s anti-greed and crime and corruption. And that is in no way unique to our country (and, in fact, it shows that this sort of corruption is exactly what we were escaping from when we founded this country and how it slithered its way back in).
#one world one people#fightsmarter2020#zeitgeist#zeitgeist the movie#the venus project#venus project#political disharmony#founding fathers#the american dream#star trek#trekkies#scifi#science fiction#science fact#spirituality#utopia#George Carlin
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Anime Expo Lite Day 1 Experience!
Program: Warner Bros. Japan Presents "Stay connected with Anime"
This whole program made me so frickin happy, SEIYUU AND JAPANESE GUESTS EVERYWHEREEEE WHILE TALKING ABT ANIME YESS (note: i typed most of this while the event was going on so pls bear with all my keyboard smashes and small comments lolol i just rly wanted to make a review for this event since i knew tons of seiyuu and anime that i love would be there and talked about. Also also i am not allowed to share any screenshots or recordings of it so just fyi 👍🏻)
It started out with talking about DanMachi 3 with guests Matsuoka Yoshitsugu (voiced Bell Cranel) , Minase Inori (voiced Hestia) , Osawa Nobuhiro (from EGG FIRM), and Matsukura Yuji (producer from J.C. Staff)
They answered many questions like how the author was inspired by the voice acting from the two guests specifically, talking about specific scenes
MINASE-SAN PERFORMED A SMALL LINE WHICH WAS SO FRICKIN CUTE
one of the producers was asked about production for DanMachi and he was like ‘brUH the volumes got thicker and thicker as they kept getting released like DANG’
They prepared a teaser image for the third season and for the big reveal Matsuoka had to tear a curtain off of a huge posterboard but the curtain got caught and made it almost fall xDD (very cute and awkward moment, Matsuoka never change pls omg youre too precious)
Matsuoka was asked if there was any difficulties when recording s3 and he just talked about how Bell went through lots of growth and that he had to think about how to properly act out just how mature Bell got, considering he’s now a leader of his group
Minase-san answered the same question. She talked about how she made sure to try and keep in mind how close all of the characters are and Hestia’s mental and social growth
Iguchi Yuka (voiced Chigusa) sent in a vid message since she sings the opening!! And it was announced that sajou no hana would be performing the ending song! Both vid messages were very nice and cute and both artists just talked about how they were looking forward to everyone’s reactions to their songs and to look forward to the anime
Airing of DanMachi 3 will begin in October woop woop!🎉🎉
OML WHEN MATSUOKA-SAN DID HIS ENDING REMARKS he pointed to the posterboard and was like ‘thIS NEW CHARACTER IS CUTE’ and said ‘whO TF IS THIS’ (pointing to new characters on the posterboard lol)
The next anime that they talked about was Shokugeki no Soma: The Fifth Plate with guests: Matsuoka Yoshitsugu (voiced Yukihira Soma) (MY GOSH HES SO AWK AND CUTE OMLLLLL he was like ‘can i speak now’ cause there was that kind of awkwardness in the first segment too 😅) and Yonetani Yoshitomo (animation director)
Yonetani-san was asked how he felt abt the anime. He talked about how he wanted to express how amazing the cooking/food was as well as wanted to excite (oh b o y 😳) the audience
Matsuoka-san was asked the same thing. He talked about how he’s been following Soma since day one and thinks a lot abt his growth in Totsuki. He talked about how he kinda thinks about his own high school days (comment from director lol that he might just cry during his final recording session which i feel, its been 5 years since the first season was aired)
THEY RECORDED AN IRL SHOKUGEKI?!??!?! OMGGGG. FUKUYAMA JUN (voiced Saiba Asahi) AND TAKAHASHI MINAMI (voiced Tadokoro Megumi) WERE THERE (yall can i just- JUN LOOKS SO MF GOOD OML).
bruh matsuoka’s mixture for a sauce for tonkatsu was frickin WACK he put strawberry jam, cream, waSABI???, KETCHUP?!?!?!, along with SOY SAUCE, there was more but that combo i put alone looks so frickin wack.
Jun’s sauce oMG HE STARTED W NUTELLA AND PEANUT BUTTER WTF OMG THIS MISCHIEVOUS MAN I CANTTT 😂😂. He put in LOTS of mayo uhm... he crushed sesame seeds and dried fish together OMLLL HE WAS LIKE SHE NEEDS HER CALCIUM W THE FISH HES SO CHAOTIC and since he ran out of time he couldnt crush the fish properly so there were just HUGE CHUNKS OF FISH IN THE BOWL. omg when he was mixing it..... ew. the takamina was like E W. the way he was selling it was pure g o l d OMG HE PUT IN MF SQUID JUST NOW I CANTTTT HE IS IRL SOMA XDDD poor takamina she was fake crying, girl saME (she’s the judge)
Takamina surprisingly enjoyed matsuoka’s sauce (she was like the ingredients somehow WORKED xD) “it feels like i had a nice meal” (GIRL HOW??? XD)
as for Jun’s sauce review: FDSAFD TAKAMINA SAID THAT THE SQUID WAS STARING AT HER I CANTTT. she described it as a theme park which is perfect. tons of flavors were trying to be the main thing. The squid leg works with tonkatsu so it was ok in the end
matsuoka’s sauce won bc the squid in jun’s was kinda unnecessary but in the end she liked both (kinda surprising lol)
ADSJFKSFJ YONETANI-SAN DID THE ‘bursting’ thing ONCE THE SHOKUGEKI VID WAS DONE, SHOWING A SHIRT W MEGUMI AND TENTACLES OMG
Matsuoka’s comments on the shokugeki: he enjoyed doing it w jun since he was very good at talking (especially when he was making the sauce). Both their sauces were “okay” lol
Yonetani-san’s comments: he talked about how he struggled to cook when he was a child but even through the small irl shokugeki they did he learned smth lolol
Matsuoka was asked which lines were more memorable for him (other than soma’s lol): he talked about how the explanations for the dishes (the monologues when theyre being made and when theyre being presented) were difficult and whenever he recorded those kinds of lines, it was kind of difficult to record since it would be hard to express a good portrayal of soma’s energy if he didn’t even know what he was talking about (so on the side he had to keep using wiki to understand what soma was even talking abt lol)
Question abt the production of the anime: Yonetani-san talked abt how there were lots of complicated words; there were lots of cuts in certain scenes made to try and portray the energy that they wanted in the anime
“If you could try any of your character’s dishes which one would you choose?” Matsuoka: he wanted to try the chicken wing dumplings and a recipe book was released before so he tried it... and it turned out BAD XDD
Someone asked abt where the producers get ideas about the ending theme sequences: Yonetani-san’s used the songs as inspiration for the backgrounds used for the ending themes, also trying to relate to the cooking and the theme of high schoolers just going through life etc
OH SCHIZ THERE WAS A SPECIAL MANGA RELEASED. A small part of it was voiced by matsuoka, jun, and takamina it was vvv cute (the full would be released on Shounen Jump at a later date)
Ending remarks: FASDFDSA THIS ACTUALLY WILL BE THE LAST SEASON OF SHOKUGEKI OMG 😭😭. OMG MATSUOKA IS SO FRICKIN CUTE AND AWKWARDDDDD he was doing a small clap at the end hes so adorable someone protect him pls :(((
The next and last anime talked about was JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind, where there was a behind the scenes vid made:
Ono Kensho (voiced Giorno Giorvanna) was there ofc along w two producers from David Pro (Kasama) and Warner Bros Japan (Omori Hiroyuki)
OMG FIRST THEY TALKED ABT THE STAND CRIES YESSS. DSFDSAF THEY ACTUALLY COUNTED HOW MANY MUDA’S ONOKEN HAD TO SAY that is so amazing i love the dedication. onoken mentioned how he talked to koyasu (voiced Dio Brando) abt counting the muda’s but he was like ‘ehhhh i never did that lol’. overall, everyone from all seasons tried to match the scenes but koyasu was basically the odd one out not rly needing??? to follow it lol
FDSAFDSA BRUH THERES 17 RERO RERO’S hirakawa-san practiced in the BATH the dedication is INSANE i love this
lolol onoken scrunches up his face when he says his mudas lol vvv cute (so thats a good tip for anyone wanting to say it properly)
one of the reasons they chose onoken in the first place to voice giorno was the fact that his muda’s were strong, thats frickin awesome (and he asked for a redo so that just shows great dedication, smth that staffs would want in their seiyuu)
next they talked abt the anime-only scene of giorno giving gelato to a kid. they wanted to show how kind giorno was despite eventually becoming a gang-star. its personal to kasama-san since he had actually went to italy and had experienced intense heat there and went to a gelato stand so he wanted to preserve that memory in film
they moved on to talk abt how the hitman team was first introduced in ep 10. they decided to enhance the anime by showing the many teams of passione in their own meeting places, trying to emphasize how close everyone was in their respective teams
THEY MENTIONED HOW THEY PURPOSELY PUT CHARACTERS THAT ARE LATER INTRODUCED IN THE ANIME WITHIN FRAMES JUST TO TEASE omg i love
next they talked about how the second theme for golden wind was kinda hard to make (the animation and song IS amazing which i personally appreciate). considering that they needed to kind of match up with “Fighting Gold” (the first op), it was hard to produce something for it. And they had already decided to make an alternate version of it as well, animation wise. For a while they were stuck but eventually they managed to create smth which ofc ended up as the second op for Golden Wind (and also mentioned how that also happened for Stardust Crusaders, with changing the op’s animation to showcase everyone’s stands and also the small interaction between joutarou and dio)
AHHHHHH THEY MENTIONED THE FAMOUS DIO POSE THAT GIORNO DID AHH YESSSS THANK YOU DAVID PRO FOR DOING THAT, they said that they felt that they needed to live up to fans’ expectations so considering how dedicated of a fanbase we are, they decided to put that little nod toward dio’s pose with giorno doing it too
Ending remarks: lolol kasama-san was like ‘watch jojo in these difficult times to brighten up your day’ and honestly i just might :D
Omori-san was also a guest for the live broadcast too! Plus, Kanno Yugo who’s in charge of the music for Golden Wind!!! (a frickin king providing giorno’s iconic asf theme)
OMG THE THEME LETS GO HE TALKED ABT IT: considering his experience with parts 3 and 4 for the themes, he felt he needed to try and one up himself lol; he’s grateful that his music is loved by the fandom and hopes to meets everyone’s expectations (my king you’ve done amazing work)
He talked about how making music for jojo feels like competing in the olympics (cant blame him lol its a pretty difficult job to one up yourself every time theres a new season. since he started working with jojo at stardust crusaders and considering how iconic joutarou’s and josuke’s themes are, needing to make smth as amazing as those themes mustve been tough but he def delivered in the end)
OMG KANNO-SAN PERFORMED LIVE AHHHHHH and ofc its Il vento d’oro :)) THAT WAS SO FRICKIN AMAZING OMG ugh that made me so happy
Ending remarks: both guests were very wholesome, saying to stay safe during this situation. Omori-san stayed behind to say a small message on behalf of warner bros japan, saying to continue to support them and thank you for supporting the anime :))
Overall an amazing experience 😊
I loved everything that happened. It was nice to finally see some of my fave seiyuu at an event despite what’s going on in the world right now, it definitely brightened up my day :D
#anime expo lite#matsuoka yoshitsugu#minase inori#is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon?#danmachi#danmachi 3#fukuyama jun#takahashi minami#Shokugeki no Soma#food wars#ono kensho#Jojo no Kimyou na Bouken#JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
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A Note on the ‘F’ Word - (Forgiveness is Willy Wonka)
I’ve come to think that forgiveness is a bit like the scene in the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film where Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory is opened to the public after years of secrecy. In this classic scene, the crowds are gathered at the entrance of this most magical of places - a place that grandparents told their grandchildren of at bedtime in hushed tones; a place of flowing nectar-chocolate and sweets that burns like heaven in our hero Charlie’s imagination; a place they had never truly dared to believe in but dreamed of many times; a place run apparently run by some weirdo eccentric that the cynical masses had given up on long ago.
That is until five Golden Tickets are sent out into the world...Willy Wonka is opening his factory again.
In the scene, Gene Wilder approaches the eager crowd, leaning and limping heavily with his cane along a red carpet; a look of grim severity on his face. The whole falls silent; all that is heard are the regular steps of Wonka and the taps of his cane. What the hell? This is not what anyone is expecting; this God-like man of mystery and invention a miserable invalid? The opening of the Chocolate Factory is meant to be an epic event; the whole world is watching..
Wilder suddenly stops walking right next to his baffled fans and the world stops, holds its breath; locked in Wonka’s charismatic spell. Then something very weird happens; he begins to topple forward away from his cane - as if he’s had a stroke, or has suddenly died or fainted.... the crowd gasp, utterly horrified. Its the end of everything and it was meant to be the beginning.
And then....well, Willy Wonka does a perfect forward roll and springs up beaming from ear to ear: it was all a façade of ill-health; a silly joke. The crowd goes wild with relief and joy and the factory’s golden gates open for the day, signalling a new era.
The other day I had a phone call out of the blue from an old friend; a friend I hadn’t seen or heard from for eight years. Rahul; my party hard philosopher; he who introduced me to the basics of meditation in my student digs 1996, whom I’d shared hundreds of fags with and laughed and danced hard with at house/techno nights ‘down the Student Union in my final year at London University, 1997. Rahul who I’d watched Sideways with and had half a lager with when I was seven months pregnant. Rahul who often got so insanely drunk and gobby at a party that no-one knew what to do with him. Rahul, wild man of peace; loose canon. Rahul who years became a Maths teacher as I became an English teacher.
I very nearly didn’t answer the phone because I didn’t recognise the number, but I was in a care-free mood, listening to Radio 3 in the kitchen (how times have changed since 1997), so I picked up.
One of the first words I said to him was ‘sorry’. ‘Sorry, Rahul!’ - It was weird because I’d been thinking of getting in touch with him for a while to ask his forgiveness. I hoped for an opportunity to say sorry to him for being such a crap friend; for taking him for granted; for being a selfish shit-bag; for not answering his calls, for the years of silence; for draining his resources then abandoning him when I found new pastures. I needed to say thankyou to him for being there for me at times in need; times I’d been hollow in spirit and he’d stepped in, but I hadn’t grasped it at the time.
“What do you mean? You’ve got nothing to be sorry for, “ he said. “this is how it works with you. Years go by.” That's the thing with forgiveness; it hurts. It pained me that he forgave me without a second’s thought when I knew full well I hadn’t played fair. One time, in our mid-twenties, Rahul had bought me a ticket to go and join him in Atlanta America where he was working in I.T. His generosity was always off the scale.
Since our last meeting Rahul had lost half of his family and was now an orphan. His younger sister had died from a ‘cancer thing’ he told me; his mother crossed the threshold in April this year after contracting Covid in hospital. Her death was a relief, he said. “She was so happy to get the virus; all she wanted was to join her two children.” Apparently there had been a cot death. Rahul was the only one left alive now. He was talking to me from his flat in Hounslow, looking out over the town.
I had to steady myself on the windowsill as he told me how his world had imploded. I felt the disappearance of his world in my stomach; and a sudden revelation of the nature of our connection. I hadn’t realised it before, but Rahul and I were conjoined by our exiled status. He, more visibly - a boy of high Indian descent inhabiting a West London life of hedonism, doing the drugs and the booze but also somehow accepting an arranged marriage foretold in his stars - a marriage that ended in disaster...Me; a girl from a house of shame and smutty lies and buried criminality, trying to climb the ladder and be so gleaming white and impressive... We both knew how hard it was to play the game in this world; feeling all the time we could only exist outside it. Perhaps that's why, back in the 1990s, filled with the possibilities of our lives - born out of joint as we were - , we could feel the beat so keenly and dance so crazily together. Rahul and I knew the art of getting wasted and causing trouble.
I enforced the point that I’d been a real bitch and I told him how and why and that he deserved better. I told him of my stark memory of his mother singing sweetly to my baby daughter in Summer 2012, distracting her, so that we could sit and chat in his garden. I told him I lived in the country now; that so much had changed. “Are you comforted?” he asked. “Are you still Chrissy Woo?” It was always his nick-name for me - a nick-name I didn’t mind. “I don’t think I am,” I said. “I couldn’t go on like that.”
Did he know that my father had died...that I was an orphan too? Rahul and my father had met many times so I didn’t inform him of my father’s subtly racist jibe after he’d come over for fish and chips one time. I didn’t tell Rahul about my revelation that my father was, on one level, arguably, as far as I was concerned, often, a ball-less sack of shit (that’s a W.O.P.E. Whole Other Post Entirely - very much related to the ‘F’ word) Out mutual disappointment of our hopeless fathers was the subject of a much longer conversation.
I think the thing that’s so frickin’ scary about forgiveness as I am just as the very beginnings of understanding it, is the sheer unknowability of the space that comes after it. For my part, all the resentments, angers, prejudices, judgements, pulsing hatreds at times, these were very loyal friends that I woke up with each day without even having the faintest idea I was doing so. Sure, they were ugly and they caused merry hell enough, but, well, at least I knew where I was. At least I was livin, and sometimes that's really hard to do. They were the furniture I manoeuvred around; the reliable chairs I sat in for comfort when I was never good enough; when I just couldn’t keep my head above water. What happens if I let that all go? What will I hold onto? If I know longer want to stab my father with a screw-driver in the manner I meant to stab the lawn today as a form of irrigation for my new grass seed (see previous post and the WOPE I referred to earlier is coming soon) what the fuck happens then? I will have absolutely no idea who I am. Everything has the potential to start looking like Wonka’s Oompa Loompa Land with giant toadstools and chocolate rivers and that’s just too much happiness for anyone, surely, to stomach. I will know that I don’t know anything, and I’ve spent my whole life pretending to know everything. Surely the space will swallow me up, won’t it? How on earth do you start something entirely new?
There’s that terrifying moment of suspension before something new comes in - like Willy Wonka topping over his cane. There’s those seconds when, learning a new guitar chord, our fingers hover in space over the fret; the new contortions our fingers must make to strike a new sound feels so awkward; so wrong; the muscles tearing into a new shape.. There’s that burning second that we leap out in the dark, blind, towards the possibility of a new tune, we take a mad punt and see where our clumsy fingers land, risk making a new sound... Chances are first few times around we’re gonna fuck it up. It’s agony. Forgiveness feels to me, when it comes in, like a hard grounding grief, a thunderstorm of reluctantly received understanding that wipes out the old and invites me to the chocolate factory. And some days it leaves me entirely and I feel like I’m back in the dumb days again.
But, and I’m riffing here, I think the answer partly has to do with a belief in change and a steady embracing of transformation; or at least a basic faint belief that it might just be possible. Cynics and miseries say ‘people don’t change,’ ‘things don’t change’, but this is of course undiluted horse-shit. People transform utterly on a daily basis, all the time...One of the tricks, I’ve learnt, is to spend as large a proportion of time as possible with people who also believe in change and progress - a bit like stocking up on sunlight for those dark hours that must be spent with angel eaters - ( translation: rampant materialists/misery guts who refuse to believe in magic of any sort).
But oh the rewards; oh the sheer mad silly fun of Wonka’s gates opening and guzzling on that chocolate.. The ecstasy of hearing a G major chord sung from your own fair hand.
I hope to meet up with Rahul this Summer - to see him in the flesh. No doubt it will be somewhat awkward; he’s forgiven me - in fact; he doesn’t see what the problem is. I’m a different person; I’ve had some chunks taken out and they’ve been filled in with wholly different colours. He’s a different person too; I made him promise me on the phone that he would look after himself - so he’ll be made of different colours too. How will we talk to each other? What words will we use? How will we navigate such unknown waters? How do you build something new with someone who looks the same, but is wholly other?..
I have no idea. I think we might just have to chuffing well make it up as we go along; trying to forgive ourselves for all the mistakes we make along the way.
* * * * *
As a random and seemingly unrelated end-note - I went out for a walk down the lane to catch some air mid-blog. What with it being a Saturday night and me being a party fiend, I thought I would ‘pick up some litter’ for fun. I picked up a can of cider and a paper plate. Two cars zoomed past. It struck me that had the drivers of these vehicles happened to take a passing interest in the woman in a camel coat walking alone along the side of the road with an unsteady gate (wellington boots rub my right heel real bad!) and an empty can of cider in her hand they would surely been able to draw only one conclusion: PISS-HEAD!.. OLD SOAK! lonely Saturday night Sussex forty something alcoholic staggering along the lanes with empty cans of cider for company...
Ah the deception of appearance...
And so, dear reader; Happy Saturday and judgeth not a lady who walketh with a can of cider down a country lane. She might just be a blogger on a break.
I hope you enter the chocolate factory of your choosing some time soon or are already there sampling the delights....
Love from Christine x
#gene wilder#post covid impact#friendship#transformation#post covid freedom#exile#grief/mourning#personal freedom#making mistakes#love again#chocolate#charlie and the chocolate factory
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Aight so there’s this fic called Where You Lead, I Will Follow by @lovelylogans
and I feel bad for sending what would have been 13 anons to her shouting my praises for the final chapter of this fic
so here we are (continued under the cut)
to start, if you aren’t annalise and haven’t read this fic yet, do yourself a damn favor and read it! it’s a gilmore girls au for the sanders sides, and tbh if you like the sanders sides you’re going to love all of her writing. Im not even joking right now, go read the fic! And then read lavender for luck (another one of my favorites from her), and then go give annalise some love for her amazing abilities, and THEN you can come back and read this.
second, this entire post is gonna jump around a bit. Basically i took notes while reading so I didn’t forget anything, and was going to format said notes into asks. I hope this is easier to read (and so your inbox doesn’t get more flooded, like im sure it is) everything from now on is just going to be copy pasted from my notes, pretty much. The breaks in paragraphs are where they would have been for asks. Enjoy the ride
*cracks knuckles* lets do this song and dance once more, its tiiiiime for lovin wyliwf! Lets just get to it, as there’s so much ground to cover (38k, are you trying to kill me?!?!? i love it). Ohhhh patton buddy youre really out of it, arent you? Asking for straight vodka is gonna be the first of many slips during the play, im sure. Logan just immediately giving full attention to the play in anticipation for Roman is so frickin cute!!!!! Id bet that patton would be awwwing about it too if not for the play beginning.
Logaaaaan! Thats your boyfriend!!! Hes so excited to be able to //say that// now. And Roman did so good he deserved every single ounce of applause he got! For real though, im just READING how his performance went, I can only imagine how breathtaking it would be to see it. The way that youve been handling the tonal shift when it comes to our boys relationships has been so good! Youre able to make it natural when you want to, and completely jarring when its right for the story.
I figured that must have been challenging so good job!! Speaking of jarring, I was too caught up in the euphoria of Romans dance to even remember pat was wearing //makeup// and //crying// until Emily shouted about her handkerchief. //thats what im talking about youre so good omg// That entire fight was a long time coming, and I //felt// it when pat was just so sick and tired of everything.
Im kinda similar to pat, because when the apology happened I thought something was gonna be different too, but of course not! Patton must feel like even more shit :( Okay we all knew that Logan was in love with Roman, but now that theyre together its clear just how far //gone// he is. Like hes //in love// its just so sweet its gonna give me a cavity
The whole “they got together” thing just broke my heart, because thats how it should have been in a perfect world, but hey that wouldn’t make for good conflict in a fic now would it? But of course logan and Roman are so devastated, they didn’t even //think// to see this as a possible outcome, it felt impossible to them for this to even happen :(
can I just say that I LOVE petty patton!!!!!! Yes sir put ur foot down! Good!!!! and the father son bonding time!!!!!! Between both richard and pat AND richard and V in a sense!! Such a good change of pace from the fighting that usually happens when pattons parents are around. And BLESS THE FUCK UP, RICHARD! Hes broken through!!!
Hooooly fuck! That WAS embarrassing! Side note, i will always be in awe about how well you write logan and Roman, theyre both such //teenagers// and react perfectly. Exactly how you would expect teenagers to react in said situations. AND hhhhhh virgil!! So sweet!!! Patton he CARES so MUCH about you!!!! He LOVES YOU PATTTT! Oh man, Logan talking about how he needs to focus on his obligation to school reminds me so much of what Emily wants for patton. Roman’s right of course, whats the point of trying to better your future if its making you upset now?\
Ive got a lot of words for that scene with pattons letter, but mostly I want to say that I can’t wait until they make up bc that scene //hurt to read ow// Oh gosh, Emily dont fuck it up now //please//. Youve got patton crying, you know a lot more than you did before, youre hugging him. PLEASE just be happy for your son? PLEASE HES BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH LET HIM BE HAPPY (this goes for both emily and you annalise, stop cackling behind your computer and making my boys sad)
“I think I just out bitched a shady bitch” YES! YES YOU DID LOGAN! And holy shit the dance was the cutest thing in the whole world, they both deserve to be happy and to have fun!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! That whole “wanting this overrides any fear that I have” speech was just //beautiful//, and it hit home hard for me. Its just, so perfect, and they both deserve to be happy and //ugh//, /////feelings/////
“This is only the beginning” I AM SOBBING. ITS NOT EVEN 3AM ITS 3PM I DONT HAVE LACK OF SLEEP AS AN EXCUSE HOW DARE YOU (in the best of ways)
(cutting in for a hot second, but from here on out it’s turned from loving wyliwf to just loving annalise and her ability to create. I kinda wrote it as if it was going straight to her inbox (bc that was the intent) so, just warning ya! it gets personal)
i just… Wow. This has been an insane ride, and i want to print this fic and have it on a bookshelf so I can look at it and sigh longingly and lovingly, you know? To get real for a hot second, you started talking about this fic right when i was dealing with a major breakup and stressing over finals and so much more.
This fic has seriously been something ive looked forward to every week, and has been a comforting constant. I was able to relate to so much youve put patton, and Virgil, and roman and logan through in this fic, from the little nuances of working in a restaurant, to the feelings of major heartache patton went through, to having just that moment, //knowing// youve been in love with someone, of course you have! But just finally realizing it with an “oh shit”.
To being dumb teenagers and sneaking out for late night talks, to stressing about finals and having to be perfect, to relationship anxiety and feeling like you cant show your real feelings and just ugh. The way you write these boys allowed me to relate so much, it hit home in so many beautiful ways, and all I can really do is say thank you so much, for giving this to the world. To writing this and putting so much love and effort into it that it positively //shows//
i am so ecstatic to read more from this universe, and im so happy that its not quite over yet. You’re an amazing writer, and i absolutely adore you and your ability! Im not sure how to end this train of wyliwf lovin, so I’ll end it at a simple thank you, once again, for writing this absolute gift of a story. It was beautiful, and heartbreaking, and perfect in its own little way. Thank you
#cami talks#lovelylogans#*incoherent screaming in the distance* i love her writing so muCH#also#awen#this is the fic i keep screaming to you about irl!!!!!!#thank you for putting up with that screaming!!!!!!!!!!!#i have MULTIPLE EMOTIONS for this fic and MINIMAL WORDS to DESCRIBE IT!!!!! FUCK!!!!!#its just so GOOD!!!!!!#im very attached can you tell!!!!!!!!!#catch me CRYIN in the fuckin CLUB
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Boom Clap [bnha: vigilantes one shot]
Story Summary: Haimawari Koichi is quite content spending New Year's Eve alone in his run-down rooftop apartment, but Iida Tensei has other plans.
Relationship: Haimawari Koichi/Iida Tensei
Rating: T
Warnings/Notes: haha wtf is a warm-up drabble anyways. this isn’t edited but whatever. gonna go back to my other AU in a bit. Happy new year everyone :)
31 December 20XX, 2154H
Haimawari Koichi watches the night sky alone.
He has cans of beer, one of them already open and half-empty in his hand. His phone is out, but apart from taking piss-poor quality photos of the stray fireworks already colouring the night sky in vivid oranges and greens and pinks, it is glaringly quiet. Almost… annoyingly so. But he can’t complain.
Pop is finally spending time with her family and not with some college-aged vigilante, as proper middle school girls ought to. Makoto-senpai is with her older brother too--she managed to pressure him into going home to see their parents after so long.
His college friends wouldn’t step near here, for obvious reasons. And the kinda-friends he’s met as a vigilante… well, Koichi’s kind of dense, but even he understands that inviting Eraserhead for a beer here isn’t the most genius idea.
Knuckleduster… well who knows where he really is right now. Koichi only hopes that he’s alive wherever he is. He doesn’t have a lot of chances to say that he misses that insane master of his, not even to himself.
And… that’s the extent of his friends, he realizes. Those close enough that he can theoretically ask to spend some time with him on his little rooftop in the city, at least.
That’s… kind of sad. But he tries not to think about that too much.
There’s no one else here.
It’s not so bad, he supposes. Life as a college student by day, a vigilante by night isn’t exactly the most quiet. He made up a stupid University-related excuse not to go home to Mom’s because villains don’t take the holidays off (and also he prefers meeting the new year without being slapped silly like a fly). So he should really enjoy the quiet, while he can.
Another stray firework explodes above his head. He tries to capture it on camera, for what it’s worth. As expected, it looks shitty, exactly what you get from a flip-phone camera.
He deletes it.
It’s quiet. A breeze blows by, cold and biting, but his All Might hoodie keeps him warm.
It’s the perfect time for a villain to strike. If he were a villain, he’d strike now.
He looks at the streets below his complex. Come on. Somebody? Anybody?
Nope. Nada. He sighs, and looks up the sky again. Maybe he should patrol, or something? Ah, but during holidays like this, the younger heroes are out and about, on higher alert than on a normal day. If he ran into any of them, he might just be the one to get arrested. Not the best thing to happen to greet the new year.
His phone rings like a bell, startling him. “Ah--”
He flips his phone open. A single message, a short one, but just enough to make his heart flutter.
Tensei Iida (2201H): Happy New Year to you and your family! Here’s hoping that the incoming year is prosperous! Let’s work hard together! - Turbo Hero Ingenium
He’s two hours too early for the generic new year’s greeting texts, isn’t he? He must have thought ahead and sent the message before the signals got congested. Figures that the Turbo Hero is ahead of everyone, even new year’s texts.
Still… Koichi’s smiling a little too wide just receiving a generic greeting. Ah, frickin’ stupid, really--
Their chat thread isn’t exactly brimming with messages, either. In fact, this is the first message in their log. They exchanged numbers ages ago during one of their runs, but there really isn’t a good reason for either of them to send messages to each other. Besides, Koichi thinks that it wouldn’t be good for one of the more popular heroes to be in close contact with an infamous vigilante--who knows when the police might need to check his text records, or something…
Oh… and also, his crippling shyness gets in the way of making a proper human-like text too, let’s not forget about that.
His fingers tap nervously against the keys of his phone, erasing and re-typing and erasing his messages again. Double-thinking whether it’s too eager or too disinterested or just right for him to text now, or in a minute, or in an hour--
What is he going to say, anyway? Blessings to you too, please keep watching out for us? Yeah, let’s work hard together, you on the legal side and me on the dark shady criminal side? Yeah man I can’t wait til we run again, please wear tighter jogging shorts this year hehe jk lol. Oh, wait, is this the appropriate time to confess his crazy gay crush yet? With any luck, the moment Tensei reads it, there’s fireworks in the sky, boom boom and then--
Koichi, no. Just. No.
He inhales, and lets his thumbs fly over the keypad. Happy New Year, he starts out in Japanese, ending with a :) .
Too plain. He deletes that.
Happy New Year, he writes, in English this time. There, that’s not too plain, that might be something that Tensei will at least be a lil bit amused to read. Right. He thinks about it a little more, and adds another :) .
Well. That won’t make any hearts throb. That’s… seenzoned material, that’s not really-- yeah, that’s really boring, even for a generic new year’s greeting that he’s spent a lot of thought on.
A generic new year’s greeting that he’s spent five… ten… fifteen minutes composing already. What the fuck, Koichi. Just say something, anything, just fill up the screen with some shitty fireworks kaomoji and blame it on Pop if he asks about it.
He takes a deep breath. Okay, so… the past year he’s gotten away a lot with being a little more impulsive, right? So just… say what you want, and just let things happen. Most likely nothing will happen, so.
Me: Happy New Year! Thanks for all your help this year. Hope you and your family are doing well, ‘specially Tenya. If you’re patrolling, I hope you don’t run into anyone too dangerous lol~
Before he berates himself for sounding stupid, he presses send. It gets delivered at 2218H.
Okay. Well that isn’t so bad. But the cutesy ~ makes him cringe.
He shuts his phone with a satisfying snap and takes a sip of his beer. Ugh, his face is getting warm, this beer isn’t cold enough! Come on, isn’t it supposed to be winter, where are the bitter biting winds when you need them?
No cold wind comes, only another message. He almost tosses his phone over the side of the building the moment his phone chimes again.
He takes a deep breath, flips his phone open and reads:
Tensei Iida (2221H): Thanks, Haimawari-kun! Tenya’s doing well, he’s with our grandparents outside the city. Just about to finish my shift now tho, so obviously I won’t be celebrating with everyone ^_^’ Are you patrolling too? Try not to get caught, okay?
Ahhh ahhh a real reply ahhhhhhh a blessed smiley from Ingenium, ahhh. He needs to go in and put his head in the freezer.
But he doesn’t--Tensei replied to him really fast, so surely it’s polite to reply to him really fast too. I mean it’s the polite thing to do. A guy on patrol in a quiet city has the means to reply fast, so he should return the favor.
Trying to will his heart not to go doki doki much like a shoujo manga heroine, he struggles to type, Oh, im not lmao theres a lot of you out there and i dont want to spend the new year in prison.
Tensei Iida (2224H): You’re right! That’s a relief. I don’t want to go to Tartarus just so we can go jogging together! ;) Tensei Iida (2224H): so are you with your folks? Out of town?
The winky face, and the implication that Tensei would visit him in maximum security prison should the opportunity arises almost kills him on the spot. Koichi suppresses another urge to roll over the cement tiles of the rooftop and manages to reply:
Me (2226H): nah. naruhata Tensei Iida (2327H): oh. In the university dorm, by yourself? Me (2228H): haha no lmao i dont live in the university. i live up on the roof in that one rundown apartment two blocks away cant miss it Me (2229H): but yeah by myself Tensei Iida (2331H): !!! on new years eve? Me (2232H): yeah? Tensei Iida (2335H): Oh! Well, that’s not good... Me (2236H): lmao do u feel that sorry for me Tensei Iida (2337H): It’s not that! Sorry hahahaha Me (2238H): its ok haha
Well, that’s a little awkward. Koichi doesn’t know what to say next, and when the minutes pass by, the speedy replies suddenly stops. He tries to type out another reply to tell him to change the subject but he has no clue how to proceed.
And then, the minutes pass in silence. There are more fireworks rising in the skies now, building up a crescendo for the bigger ones scheduled for midnight. They’re really pretty, but Koichi’s guts are in turmoil, giddiness making them churn in one direction, and pure anxiety in the opposite direction.
Fifteen minutes later, to his surprise, his phone chimes again.
Tensei Iida (2253H): 16th st apartment complex?
A firework goes boom behind his head. Koichi blinks. Uh. yeah, he types in dumbly.
Tensei Iida (2254H): Ok. Look down. :D
Koichi stares at the message for another dumb second and almost trips over himself rushing to the edge.
It’s a little hard to see since he’s way down there, but Koichi doesn’t miss the shiny silver and blue of Ingenium’s mecha-inspired hero suit. He’s waving up at him, and Koichi hopes that he sees him waving back.
He’s prepared to turn on his heel and run down to meet him, but he sees Tensei hold his hand up, in a gesture for him to stay right where he is. Koichi tilts his head curiously, raises both arms in a confused shrug.
He’s far away, but Koichi sees him give his trademark grin. He goes five steps backwards…
And Recipro-bursts his way up the side of the building.
“Holy sh--”
It’s less than half a minute when Ingenium makes it up and over the ledge. Smoke rises from the engines of his arms and it’s really concerning, but the way the Turbo Hero is just smiling at him with a salute, like he’s in a mission to rescue him from the burning building of his heart just... makes him melt in a stupid puddle without any sense of comprehension.
“Hey there, Crawler,” Tensei says, stepping closer to him.
“Hey,” Koichi stammers out. “Um… that was neat and all, but you know we have an elevator, so--”
The pro laughs. “Yeah, but elevators are pretty slow, and I wanted to see you faster than they would allow me.”
Anyone who is interested is free to canvass Koichi’s corpse of its vital organs. Just. Say the word.
“Yeah, you were… pretty fast, haha.” His voice catches like he’s still in puberty. He clears his throat. “I didn’t know you could run up the sides of buildings. That’s pretty insane.”
“Yeah, I didn’t know I could too.”
“Uh.”
Tensei collapses on the floor, legs crossed and arms waving in front of him like they’re boneless. “You wouldn’t happen to have any juice there, would you? My arms are feeling pretty wobbly, and--”
Aaaah wtf! “Y-yeah, hang on a sec, Iida--”
Koichi glides in his apartment in the speed of light and rummages through the scanty contents of his fridge. He has to dig a bit to find the stock of grapefruit juice at the back.
(Since that incident with the Catbus, he buys a stock of them on impulse and carries a bottle with him during patrols. In the tiny chance that he runs into Tensei and he needs extra fuel, he’s frickin’ ready. And if he doesn’t, well… grapefruit juice doesn’t taste that bad, so…)
He’s back to Tensei in record time. He tosses the bottle to him, and the pro chugs it down gratefully. He instantly looks refreshed at the last gulp, puts down the bottle with an aahhh and only grins at Koichi’s distress.
“What the heck, Iida! You haven’t done anything like that before?!”
He laughs awkwardly. “I’ve run up two storeys before, but--”
Koichi’s apartment complex is, like, ten storeys high. “Y-you could have gone splat or kaboom on the way up here, man! You could have been a really bloody human firework!”
Tensei shrugs. “I didn’t though! This tells me a lot about what I can do with my quirk!”
He’s a little too chill for someone who could have fallen ten storeys down onto the dirty Naruhata pavement, Koichi thinks. He gives him an exasperated look and collapses next to him. “Yeah, I guess, but… you didn’t have to do all that just to see me…”
He grins at him again, leans his head closer to his, like he tends to do from time to time. Koichi reckons that it’s because Tensei doesn’t have a good sense of personal space, but all the same it makes his heart throb painfully in his chest. “I felt like I did. Let me show off from time to time, Haimawari-kun.”
Ahh you cheesy bastard, Tensei, you bleeding show-off. It’s a good thing it’s so dark, because he’s sure he’s a cherry tomato by that time, and he can’t blame it on the half-empty can of beer next to him. “Hah! Sure, do that… I’d show off my new moves to you too if I could. You’re lucky I can’t, you’d feel like a total slowpoke hahaha--”
What the fuck is he saying, he doesn’t know anymore. This back-and-forth shit-talking thing (Makoto insists that it’s flirting, but Koichi disagrees because hah why would Iida Tensei flirt with a guy like him?) is more natural when they’re running out the streets and out of breath from trying to outdo each other. Without the excuse of physical exhaustion to explain away his stammering, Koichi’s a little worried of how brainless he might have sounded then.
Tensei only looks more and more amused, and doesn’t get any less close. “I dunno about that, Crawler. Been a while since we had a real race.”
“Heh, you’re right.” Koichi has been more careful using his quirk in public, out of disguise. He doesn’t wear his All Might hoodies when he’s around Tensei, unless by accident.
A silence falls between them, a slightly uncomfortable one where Koichi is hyperaware of the steadily increasing proximity between them, of the alcohol in his veins, of his rushing pulse. Trying to distract himself, he reaches out for an unopened can of beer and offers this to Tensei, who accepts.
He pulls the tab off the cheap, lukewarm thing, tilts it close to his. “Cheers.”
Koichi nods. “Cheers.”
They take a swig in unison. Fireworks explode above them, spurts of colors in the sky. The shine of the lights above do something interesting over the steel of Tensei’s suit.
“Hey, so… if you want to take your suit off--”
“Hm?” Tensei looks down on himself. “You want me to strip down? I usually expect dinner first, but for you--”
“That’s not what I--” Koichi stammers, as he flushes in an ever deeper scarlet that he doesn’t think is even possible. Ah, how drunk is he, huh? How Asian is he that he would turn this red, just from drinking this teensy amount of beer?
He takes off the metal plates more carelessly than Koichi reckons he should be handling them, and lets them down on the floor next to him with a sound. Tensei looks grateful for the extra breathing space as he leans back to appreciate the growing noise and lights above them. “This is an awesome spot, Koichi. The view’s great from up here, huh?”
“Yeah, you know it.”
(And the younger boy leans back, away from him, and tries not to appreciate how Tensei looks in just that tight black bodysuit thing he has underneath. Lean, broad, muscly, like a Greek god, and...)
A few quiet moments pass by. Tensei finishes a can. Koichi works on his third one and he doesn’t know why he’s suddenly drinking so fast. He coughs a little to clear up his suddenly tight throat. “So it’s weird because you almost died going up here, but thanks for coming up here, I guess… it’s pretty cool being up here, by myself--”
Perfectly content, and lonely, and quite possibly drunk by himself by this time, but not as drunk as he feels right there next to him--
“--but it’s cool not… looking at all the pretty lights by myself this time,” he struggles out. Stupid, really, he isn’t even looking at the fireworks anymore, just the beer can under his nose, like he’s reading tea leaves and begging for some clarity.
“Yeah. I’m glad I invited myself up here, too,” Tensei says gently. “I’m shameless I know, but knowing you’re alone up here, I couldn’t help myself--”
Koichi laughs nervously. “Yeah, you are pretty--”
When he turns his head, Tensei’s nose is two centimeters away from his. His eyes are looking right into his, freezing him in place.
“... pretty,” he swallows, already lost. “... shameless.”
Tensei makes a sound in his throat, so quiet that he can’t hear it among the sounds of explosions, but he’s so close he feels the hit, like he Shooty-Go-Blammed himself in the chest. He might be agreeing or disagreeing but fuck whatever they were talking about, Koichi can’t remember why the small talk matters anymore.
Tensei puts one gloved hand underneath his chin, a lackadaisical grin on his face showing off that sharp incisor that Koichi thinks is very cute. “Pretty,” he agrees.
He feels the change in the air, feels the charge spark in between them, through his eyeballs and his little brain.
They lean in closer. Eyes flutter closed. Koichi’s heart is beating fast and hot and electric.
Lips touch.
Explosions go off in his brain.
Ahhh, Koichi screams in his head, as the sensation of Tensei’s insanely soft lips on his beery virgin ones immediately makes him question reality. One hand goes up to experimentally touch the back of the older man’s head, fingers threading through that soft, dark hair. He pushes a little, nudges him just a little closer to him. The minuscule distance between them practically disappears.
“Ahhh--” This time his mental scream is an audible gasp when Tensei pushes him down on the concrete, supporting his head and back with gloved hands, and continues the kissing with Koichi underneath him.
Sparks of light litter the night air, like violent blooming flowers against the infinite canopy of darkness, in booms and kablooeys and claps and other ridiculous noises. Koichi doesn’t care to wax poetic about them, not when his heart is probably doing the same shit, with Tensei and his warmth is right there above him, feeling so nice and right.
Yeah, he belongs right here, right in his arms. What the hell has he done all year, the blur that is his 19 years of life, before this?
Eventually they have to break the kiss to get some of that chill air between their lungs. They gasp in unison, a dashing smile on Tensei’s face, and a dopey smile on Koichi’s. The older man caresses the side of his face. “Haimawari-kun,” he says gently.
“Yeah? Ah, it’s Koichi, by the way.”
Tensei nods. “Koichi-kun,” he repeats.
That right there is the stuff of dreams. Koichi feels like he’s overheating, despite the winter night. “Hah, is it new years yet, Iida? We should be counting down, or something--”
He gets another sweet kiss on the lips instead. Moments stretch before him. The concrete under him feels like the softest cloud as he allows himself to melt under his touch once again.
“It’s Tensei,” he breathes sensually into his ear. “And… honestly, I don’t care about the time, Koichi, just--”
There’s jovial shouting down at where the city square is, and more light and noise, far away from their rooftop.
“Yeah,” Koichi agrees with a smile. “Fuck that clock.”
They laugh like a couple of idiots, and kiss some more and damn, he could do with more of this in the coming years.
Soon, it’s January. The air is getting a little colder. They spend the rest of the first day of the new year in Koichi’s humble apartment, warmer than either of them could ever hope for.
#bnha fic#bnha vigilantes#tenkoi#koisei#haimawari koichi#iida tensei#koichi x tensei#new years kiss#let's celebrate everyone
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Game of Thrones: Fav characters and characters I dislike
(Long post) Kay so, today is the premiere of the final season, guess I'll do my top Ten favorite characters(it is pretty much my favorite show of all time). Show only since I have yet to read the books. If you wonder my opinion on any character not mentioned I either forgot to mention them or I didn't think they really earned a spot on the lists. Yes I do censor things in this a bit buuut I want my web comic to have a wider audience so yea, deal with it. (SPOILER WARNING, at this point, if ur not caught up tho, you have only yourself to blame) Liked Honorable mentions: - Melisandre - before I found out bout the necklace, I had the HUGEST crush on her. She's evil, yes, but she adds a sense of wonder and magic to the show, so I still like her character (other than that necklace scene obviously). Plus Jon wouldn't be back if it weren't for her so haters gonna hate. - Bronn- if he doesn't get his damn castle...lol I doubt I need to say why this wise cracking sword for hire is a favorite, I think most people love him. - Yara Greyjoy - Badass pirate/Viking chick on the high seas? Hell yeah! Plus I love Greyjoy armor, I don't doubt Euron will probably kill her though. - Oberyn Martell - Awesome character, the Red Viper was fierce with a spear and even moreso with his attitude. Unfortunately his pride wound up being his undoing in the end, arguably one of the most effective deaths in the series. - Tormund Giantsbane - How can you not love this absolute bro? I don't even like Brienne and I ship them. Geniune badass. - Jorah Mormont - Lord of the Friend zone, his loyalty makes him one of my favs, not top ten tier though - Petyr Baelish: The events of Game of Thrones wouldn't have happened without this slimy bastard. He was smart and cunning (which made him fun to watch) and though his death was cool, the build up was kind of weak (weird Sansa/Arya storyline) Favorite characters: 10.) Ned Stark - Everyone's original favorite character, his death cemented that GOT wasn't f*ckin around. I mean, damn, still a brutal death scene to watch to this day. Props to Sean Bean for making his so awesome. He was honorable to a fault in a dishonorable world. 9.) Ramsey Bolton - Kay, so I might get some flack for this one, but he was a great bad guy. I mean he was legit terrifying and despicable! Made the Battle of the Bastards have an entirely different level of intensity than most of the battle scenes. Dude was an absolute monster, but unlike another widely disliked villain, this psycho got his own hands dirty instead of beckoning others to. His death scene was poetic but I kinda wanted it to be gorier. (I'm an edgelord though) 8.)Jon Snow - Awesome character, obviously I dig him, so why so low on the list? Honestly, there's characters I like more. But he's still really cool, definitely has the best fight scenes of any of the characters. WE BETTER SEE GHOST THIS SEASON THOUGH!! Lol things are gonna be hella awkward when he finds out Dany is his aunt, yet we still root for them as a couple...that's wincest for you hurr hurr hurr hurr (sorry) I could see him living in the end cus tbh killing him again would be repetitive BS. 7.)Tywin Lannister - Kay...so he died on the sh*tter (imo probably the worst place to die) AND he was an absolute d*ck to Tyrion...but dude, he was awesome. He literally has a song about him in the world of GOT that is used as a warning to others to not f*ck with him!! He took a house that was laughed at and turned it into one of the most feared houses in all of Westeros. That is pretty frickin cool. 6.) Cersei Lannister - Another one I'll get flack for but whatever lol She's cool! So what she shags her brother and is an awful human being? She's a badass! Did you SEE how she blew up all of her enemies in the court and solidified her queen status in one fell swoop? That was dope!! She's vile but very entertaining to watch. RIP the Tyrells. Probably gonna get choked out though by her brother like Maggie the frog predicted. (By my second favorite character no less) 5.) Daenerys Targaryen - Dany! One of my cats is named after her! I love this character. The dragons are amazing, she's cute, she's powerful, maybe a little insane cus of Targaryen madness, and she's overcome some amazing odds. Her storylines could be a little meh in the grand scheme of things but Emilia Clarke's portrayal has made a character that we really root for. I suspect she'll die personally by the Night King buuuuut we'll see. 4.)Tyrion Lannister -Tyrion's writing has gone down a bit in recent seasons but still, most people's favorite Lannister. His quick wit and resilience make him a solidified favorite. Still seems like the person you'd most wanna drink with. I'd be pretty damn surprised if he bit the dust. 3.) Arya Stark - My other cat is named after her and there's a good reason why, SHE'S BASICALLY BECOME A FREAKING FACE STEALING NINJA!!! She was always likeable and I think I've enjoyed almost every storyline she's been a part of (excluding her main one last season) Maisie Williams is a great actress and I hope to see more of her in the future. I doubt Arya will die, but based on that one trailer, things do seem rather bleak for her. Who knows...maybe GRRM wants a divorce... 2.) Jaime Lannister - Yes. This dude is my favorite Lannister. In case you couldn't tell, Lannister is my favorite house. He's really had the best redemption arc in the series. He went from a character I disliked to my second favorite. I predict he will be the one to kill his sister, what happens to him after that, idk. It'll be awkward when he meets Bran again though... 1.) The Hound (Sandor Clegane) - CLEGANEBOWL BETTER HAPPEN!! Kay so... admittedly I screamed like a little freaking girl when this character came back. He... HE'S JUST SO FREAKING COOL!! Admittedly being a 6 footer and a rather grumpy individual, I probably relate to him more than I'd like to admit. Probably will die, but as long as he fights his brother, I'll be a very happy edgelord. Characters I dislike: 10.) Sansa Stark - Kay so I just...I dislike her, I never liked her. I feel sorry for her, sure. She's gotten better over time, sure. I still see her as very entitled and kinda whiny/bratty. She'll probably die. If not I won't be disappointed, still though, not a fan of Sansa. It was cool how she killed Ramsey, tho again, do wish the scene was gorier. 9.) Robb Stark - Ned Stark 2.0 but way less cool. Nuff said. I was okay with his death in the Red Wedding. Shouldn't have made a promise you weren't gonna commit to. Even if Walder Frey is a d*ck. 8.) Catelyn Stark - She was just such a jerk to Jon Snow and Tyrion, seriously. Even moreso in the books from what I have read of them. She got on my nerves. Honestly, I don't feel like Lady Stoneheart would've added much in terms of storyline. 7.) Brienne of Tarth: I find her annoying. Sure, her fight with the hound was FREAKING COOL, but she's kinda too self righteous for her own good. Duty is her thing and all but she is really not good at holding up to her vows. Still ship her and Tormund though. 6.) Theon Greyjoy - hated this dude, then felt sorry for him, now I roll my eyes at him. Honestly, Greyjoys other than Yara are pretty meh characters. Good for him finally regaining figurative cajones. Doubt he'll save his sister though, or survive the White Walkers for that matter. 5.) Euron Greyjoy - this one is a shame cus I hear the book character is amazing. Feels like a pretty generic bad guy of the week type for a show with outstanding villains. Funny like here or there, but kinda a weak character overall. Theon will probably kill him, though I'd love to see a twist where he kills Theon. 4.) Walder Frey - Old dude that got what was coming to him, props to the guy who plays Filch, portrayed two characters who were absolutely despicable. I doubt I really have to list the ways this cowardly character was despicable. Awesome death scene though. Winter came for House Frey. 3.) Shae - Grrrr. The actual actress I feel very sorry for cus I've heard her story, but man this character. Dumb but smart enough to screw over Tyrion. For personal reasons, I really hate this character, reminds me of people I've known. 2.) Tommen and Myrcella Baratheon - Most. Useless. Lannisters. Ever. I'm a Lannister fan so you could see why I roll my eyes so hard with these two. Tommen rolled over so hard you might as well have called him a wheel. And Myrcella was just kinda there, admittedly sad to watch her death scene though (pretty much moreso because it was the only time Jaime was really able to connect with his daughter) 1.) Joffrey Baratheon - Everyone probably saw this coming. Joffrey is that kid on the playground that'd hit you, you'd hit back, they'd start crying and get you in trouble. Everybody knew that kid, I think that's why everyone hates this character so. But man, his death scene was soooo satisfying. Props to the Jack Gleason for making him so horrible. There ya have it. My opinions on GOT characters. Freaking excited for tonight's premiere!! WINTER IS HERE!!
#Game of thrones#favorite#characters#Arya#the hound#Jon Snow#Daenerys#Cersei#Lannister#Jaime#Tyrion#Stark#Targaryen#Winterfell#Ramsey Bolton#Sansa#Robb
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hello! so the ComicCon has been full of interesting things: aglimpse of Nat's new blonde hair in that poster and so many little scenes of Bruce in Ragnarok's trailer... As a fellow shipper of Bruce and Natasha, what are your thoughts about them?
Hey, Anon! Gosh, it’s been forever since I’ve done any brucenat meta. The other day, I redid my tags and such, so I put all my meta on ao3. Yeesh I wrote a lot of meta in 2015. Haha! Happy to get some new stuff talk about.
The ComicCon stuff was amazing. Ragnarok is gonna be so much fun! And I watched the cam version of the IW trailer, which would have done me no good if I hadn’t already read the descriptions. It’s super fascinating where Bruce and Natasha are going to be come IW.
In AoU, Bruce and Natasha were part of the Avengers family and the comfort they found there, even if it wasn’t a perfect fit for either of them, gave them enough of a sense of ease to start slowly exploring what they could mean to each other. Then, of course, they are Tested By the Plot. Neither believing themselves worthy of their hero-families, briefly, they think about running away together to forge something only they can. But, when it comes down to it, Natasha chooses to be hero. She does the hard thing, betraying Bruce into becoming the Hulk. At the end of the movie, a very Bruce-like Hulk leaves alone, still not convinced he can be trusted enough for family.
In CW, Natasha loses her family. It’s tragic. She absolutely tries to do the right thing for all sides and ends up losing everything for it. She goes on the run, shedding her identity as an Avenger, may be even as the Black Widow. Maybe even as Natasha Romanoff. I have so many questions! Is she still in the game, working from the shadows? Or has she given it all up for a semblance of a normal life? I think the blonde hair, if it’s real (as opposed to a less permanent wig), indicates that whatever she’s doing she’s in This Is My Life Now mode. And the most tragic thing is that she’s cut off, on her own, when every choice she has made since we’ve known her as an Avenger has been designed to get closer to people. What must she be going through to be tossed out in the cold the way she is? Gah.
And then there’s Bruce. Bruce, by contrast, chose exile. But, for him, it looks like exile is the best thing that could have happened. The trailer makes it seem like he’s just come out of a two-year span as the Hulk. He seems wide-eyed and out of his element, but not morose. Not depressed. He seems...at peace. And the Hulk is articulate! He’s got a personality (and it’s Drax’s, heh)! Bruce seems like a man changed for the better, ready to ally with Thor and save the frickin’ galaxy (okay, okay, I’ll stop with the Guardians comparison, heh). I’m sure (I hope) there will be more depth to his character than that, but overall Bruce is likely coming to IW on a good note.
So where does that leave brucenat? I don’t know! It’s tough to speculate. The only clue we have is Scarlett Johansson’s interview where she talks about Natasha’s “ongoing” thing with Banner and how upset she was at what sounds like the ephemeral nature of their relationship. So, good news, brucenat is going to be explored! And, better news, it sounds like it’s going to be with some nuance. I’m down for it. But I wonder how these two are going to relate to each other? I’d love for Bruce to be in a better, more open place. But it sounds like the dynamic is still similar — Natasha pursues, Bruce shies away. Natasha is going to be in a very vulnerable place if she, indeed, has been on her own for a couple years. Is she harder? Is she shielding herself by getting lost in a new identity? Is she cracking at the edges for want of family (I hope to God at least she’s been by the Barton farm!)? It’s going to be so interesting to see.
And, as a shipper, knowng that some way, somehow it’s going to be addressed, I’m very cool with sitting back and seeing what happens. I will not hype myself up for more than one scene and some background glances, though. That cast list is insane.
Thanks for the ask, Anon!
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Fanfic MST: Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen, a Twilight fanfic [part 2]
So it turns out I’m a dirty liar who can’t get his act together in a timely fashion. But at least I’m here now! And, boy, is this a chapter!
Just as a heads-up, things get a little sexual in this chapter, and consent isn’t established beforehand, so it does read as a bit iffy.
Recap: Sixteen-year-old Atlantiana Rebekah Loren, referred to by the nickname “Tiaa” with two As for some reason, has just started school in Forks. She’s living with new foster parents who we haven’t met yet. Also she is ethereal and smells like mint and cinnamon. The chapter ended with her bumping into Edward on the way to class.
Chapter 1
AN - VINCENT or watever ur name is thanx 4 the LAME reviw. u totall D*** no one is MAKIN u reed this fic if you dont like it then leave.
I actually really like this fic, so I shan’t be leaving. Also, Vincent’s review was actually fairly positive; he said it’s awful and he’d like to see more of it, please.
Clestal zodiac and brittany j - thanx for the advice on my character but shes not a marysue, she's not "perfect" look she has anger problems and she looks the way she does 4 a reason i will explain it as the story goes on.
Both of these reviewers called Tiaa a Mary Sue and one linked her to a Mary Sue litmus test.
I probably don’t need to say it, but Mary Sues don’t need to be perfect, just presented unrealistically. Sure, stereotypical examples are all gorgeous, multitalented teenage girls who steal the spotlight from the canon cast (Tiaa’s basically that stereotype, possibly minus the multitalented bit since that’s not been established yet), but there are loads of Mary Sue characters who don’t fit that mold exactly, or at all. I talked about the “anger problems” thing last time, and even if her looks are justified (spoilers: they aren’t, really) they’re still being dwelled on way too much. We don’t know much of anything about Forks, Tiaa’s peers, or even Edward, but we know Tiaa smells like mint and cinnamon. It’s a classic case of an author being so invested in a character that her priorities as a writer are completely off. Or it would be if this wasn’t a trollfic.
Chapter 2 - edward
The anger faded form my sapphire eyes
"whatevah" i said sweatily "I didnt mean to yell and to be ride”
My initial thought was that the author meant “sweetly” instead of “sweatily,” but I actually think “sweatily” works better because Tiaa’s probably perspiring over how hot the pale guy is. Also, come to think of it, you can totally say something sweatily and I think it’s an adverb we should all be using more often.
"thou are too beuatiful for that" he said, and for once I didnt feel like cockdropping the guy for paying me a compilement, instead I just smiled.
You see what I mean about how incredible this fic’s prose is? We just went from mangled Ye Olde English to “cockdropping” in the course of a single sentence.
No idea what “cockdropping” means but it definitely ought to be a word. BeckyMac666 is the next Shakespeare or Carroll, honestly. Voice of a generation right here.
"I'm Ewdard Cullen" he mermered "who are thee?”
Get used to that typo; Edward gets called “Ewdard” a hell of a lot in this story. Think Enoby from “My Immortal.”
"Altatntiana Loren but you can call me Tiana or mabye Tiaa" i said feeling shy at the way he was looking at me.
That typo, on the other hand, only happens once to my recollection.
I had seen THAT look in so many male eyes but never quite as intense or sexy! His eyes burned like hot gold velvet in the midday sun like peonix feathers and rainbows, so gold and magical.
There’s a lot happening in that simile. Possibly too much.
"thou reminds me of bygone times" he said, carefully retching out a shaking hand and brushing my cheek "thy face is like an old painting, thou is exceptional""
And thou art poorly written, Ewdard.
Not sure how I feel about the mental image of Edward vomiting up a hand and brushing Tiaa’s cheek with it, but it probably did improve the sentence.
"your not so shanky yourself but i couldn't help noticing you have a fricking GF, you ass! I saw u with her in the cafeteria!"
Shanky?
Just for fun, and in case anyone reading this avoided exposure to Twilight itself, let me talk a little about Edward’s portrayal so far. First off, the Ye Olde English makes no sense — Edward was bitten after falling ill during the 1918 swine flu pandemic, if memory serves, so his speech would be modern (albeit antiquated) English even assuming he didn’t pick up any phrases from being around modern teens. Second off, Edward is really disinterested in… well, everyone but Bella, and with Bella he initially freaks out because he doesn’t know how to deal with being attracted to a human. (Do I date her? Do I suck her blood?) Even if I go with the notion that he’s also into Tiaa, we know this isn’t how he behaves around someone he likes. And he’s a mind-reader, so presumably he knows what Tiaa’s thinking and could shift his behavior accordingly — except that I have a bad feeling Tiaa, like Bella, is immune from having her mind read.
The flowery descriptions are straight outta Twilight, though.
I notched his hand hard with my long black nails.
Sounds painful.
"thee DID notice me then?" he purred with a sly grin.
I mean… it’s a small school, it’s not weird that she saw you. Someone so pale he looks like printer paper tends to stand out. Also she never claimed not to have noticed him.
I was up against the wall with his face right close to me now. He wanted to sex me I could tell, and suddenly he was kissing me!
The boy wastes no time, I see. Be nice if he asked first, but… in a fic like this, I don’t know what I was expecting.
Side note: yes, this is incredibly out of character. Edward is a save-it-for-marriage kind of guy, and he’s got practical reasons — the strength difference between a vampire and a human means it’s easy for somebody (the human) to get accidentally hurt.
I felt like my slim legs would break in half and my heart expanded like a big balloon.
Can’t say that I either understand or relate to that.
I fell his hand sliding softly down my neck an underneath my top.
By this point I think we’ve moved beyond “tempation.”
He stoked my breasts for a few minutes and his man-carrot standing in action and hard as a rock against my legs.
His… man-carrot. What a fic this is!
And then he ripped my top and pulled it of me and doped it on the floor.
I can’t really say anything to make this sillier except that I think all this is still happening in the locker room of a public high school. Also they just met.
We made out for 10 minutes and then he tried to take of my bra but I pushed him away suddenly thinking WTF Tiaa are you just gonna let this total stranger take your cloths off in school where anyone could see you?
It took her ten minutes to think of this? I mean… I’ll cut her some slack, they are (presumably) alone, she’s only sixteen, and she’s very attracted to this guy. But c’mon, how did it take her this long to think “wait a minute, maybe it’s bad to engage in foreplay at school with a guy I just met who is dating somebody else”?
I'd never let a guy kiss me before or touch me and suddenly I was letting this cheating sicko with a FRICKIN GF grope me just cause he was uber hawt with sexoy hair and cold as death!
Why is his coldness being treated as a selling point here?
I was acting like a biatch and a slut and I was suddenly very ashamed of my actions.
To be fair, she didn’t really do anything. He instigated, and she just… went along with it, I guess. I wouldn’t be that ashamed. He’s the one with the girlfriend.
-BASTARD! Never touch me again!" i gapsed
"If thou thinks thou can keep thou hands of me!" he answered all smug, and I couldn't believe how he made me feel so angry and so aroosed at the same time.
I too think it’s hot when random boys start undressing me in public and then act like it’s my fault somehow while speaking in bad Ye Olde English! So aroosing!
(I’m joking. Please no one do this to me. I will call my lawyer.)
At that moment I'd never HATED anyboy more in my whole life and the worst part of it was he was SO FREAKIN HAWT I was totally creaming my panties and he NEW it, this was horible!
Really didn’t need to know the panties bit.
I felt disguised with myself and turned to leave.
"Wait! I need to speck to thee! I no your secret tiaa"he said in a quiet voce gassing into my eyes "your one of my kind. who made thee ?are you part of a coven or on thou own?
So Edward thinks Tiaa’s a vampire? While that could potentially explain some things, it also raises a hell of a lot more questions.
Like… maybe Edward felt justified in coming on strong thinking Tiaa was a vampire and therefore on equal footing with him (as opposed to how he acts with Bella). Doesn’t really fit with his character, but I’ll go with it. But Tiaa doesn’t appear to be a vampire, and so this… complicates things. A lot.
Vampires, in the Twilight world and in most myth, don’t age, yet Tiaa claims to have had a normal (albeit bad) childhood and to be only sixteen chronologically. Maybe she’s an unreliable narrator, but, if so, why is she pretending to be human, and why pull a reveal this early in the story? It also doesn’t explain her lack of other vampiric traits; she hasn’t talked about craving blood or even smelling it, her eyes are blue (Twilight vamps have black eyes when hungry, red after feeding on humans, or gold after feeding on animals), and she has no superhuman ability that we know of.
I guess Edward really can’t read her mind, or he’d know she’s not a vampire, but why isn’t he bothered at not being able to get a read on her? And are we really supposed to believe Tiaa is just so extraordinarily beautiful that a vampire assumed she was also a vampire? Because… wow.
"what-is said sharply -dude your insane! And you freakin SMELL! (he didnt really smell but I didnt no what else to say!)
Wow, owned.
"thy a CAMPIRE tia!
Gay vampire who’s into drag and musical theater?
a VAMPIRE!
Which is it?
BUT WHY CAN'T I READ THOU MIND?
Oh, he actually is bothered by that. Got it. I thought the author had forgotten Edward can read minds. Sorry, BeckyMac666, I don’t give you enough credit.
I THOUGHT BELLA WAS THE ONLY ONE BUT HERE THOU ARE! WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEEEEAN!"
He punched the wall with his buckly fist and shouted suddenly furious and his eyes flickered red.
Isn’t Buckly Fist the guy who writes Ctrl+Alt+Del?
I schlepped him hard across the face and tried to leave but he caught my waste and as I struggled and tried to hit him again he caught my hand in mid air and hammed me against the wall where his hand had already made a huge dint in the wall.
Good fight scene. I like that she schlepped (made a reluctant or arduous journey) him across the face rather than slapped him across the face. And that he hammed (overacted) her against the wall rather than slammed her against the wall. And… all the other typos.
His face was blunt and right heavy in mine.
Dunno what this means but it sounds a bit British.
My knee came up hard against his massive throbbing gigglestick between his legs and he drubbed over in pan.
Massive throbbing gigglestick.
I.
Wow.
Good fic.
I broke free and goaded my books and started rugging away to math, but edward hand finished with me.
There’s a lot going on here and none of it makes sense but it’s all rather evocative.
"TIAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOO!"he screamed after me tearing his shrit of himself in fury and throwing it over my eyes.
Why did he throw his shirt over her face? Dude’s superhumanly fast! He could have just grabbed her if he wanted! Also, he thinks she’s a vampire, and a shirt definitely wouldn’t slow her down if she was one!
I lost my sight and was behind me breathing into my ears.
Interesting mental image.
"i'm sorry tiaa" he wimpered sadly picking me up off the floor and gazing mutely into my eyes "i didnt mean to rut thee!
“Rut” as a verb refers to a mating ritual that deer and some other mammals engage in. It’s not actual mating, or anything similar to what Tiaa and Ewdard just did; it’s when males fight each other for access to females. So far as I know, this is not a Ye Olde Worde for Sex or Rape or Throwing Your Shirt Over Someone’s Head.
I'm so contemptuos! I APOLOGIZE! THIS IS JUST SO WEIRD!"
I mean… yeah, he’s not wrong.
"YOUR so frickin weird you mean!" I snaped whitely as he lay on the floor so hawt and crying with his shirt off with his pippling body.
Hoping that “snaped” is a “My Immortal” reference.
I wanted to forgive him for calling me a vampire(VAMPIRE! I'd heard that one before from preppy losers asking if I sleep in a coffin and suck blood like LETSAT just cause I like eyeliner and listen to Linken Park)and making fun of me and trying to force me against the wall and maybe plunder my crevises but i didnt.
I actually like the detail here. A goth girl assuming that she’s being called a vampire not in a literal sense but as a comment on her fashion is… kind of funny.
Not gonna comment on that innuendo because honestly I don’t think I can say anything to make it more absurd.
I left him crying on the floor and went to find my class. As I entered math class i suddenly droped my bocks again as a flashing pain burned in my left hand as my brithmark glinted gold for a second (NO JOKE!)then I fell over.
It’s a good thing you said “no joke.” I would have assumed you were joking otherwise. Y’know, the old “my scar is glowing gold!” gag.
The pain was suddenly gone and some weirdo blond freak called Eric was helping me up and staring at me like a pervo rapist. I kicked him in the sholder (kung fu babie!)as he gazed longingly after me.
I’d maybe be more inclined to side with Tiaa on this one if she hadn’t just went along with it when a strange boy made sexual advances towards her. This dude just helped her to her feet while looking at her weird. And, to be fair, she’s not wearing a shirt.
In his frickin dreams. I sat down at the back of the class unable to think about anythin but my weird enconter with edward cullen, wondering what it all could mean.
I think it means you’re in a badfic? Could be wrong.
AN what do u think PLEASE R n R?.BIG SHoutout 2 my friend abigail gud luk for 2moro!)did u see i put the man-carrot thing in!) LMAO! Also love 2 tiffi & rach(and zaccibaby of corse!) LOVE U GUYZ SO MUCH!X X X beckymac x x
If anyone knows what language this is PM me the translation.
Stay tuned for the next exciting installment! Will Edward give in to tempation? Oh, wait, he already did, never mind.
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HOW WE CAME TO BE - pt 2
Prompts #2 “Don’t mind me. I’ll just be in the corner, having another existential crisis.” & #17 “Will you be quiet?” “I didn’t say anything!” “Well stop thinking so loud!” & #24 “How drunk were you last night?” “Well, I still have my pants on.” “Those aren’t your pants.”
A/N: So, I had some people ask for me to make a part 2 of my last imagine. I had already intended on continuing it at some point, but that cemented my decision it the next installment, this one.
You’ll find that this is split into parts. This installment is, of course, Part 1. It goes back and forth with flashbacks. This is my first time experimenting with this style of writing, do pardon any mistakes.
My imagines all follow a certain storyline, but out of order, so they don’t need to all be read to understand them. You can take them as stand-alone. HOWEVER- this one follows IMMEDIATELY AFTER the SPENCER X READER (all caps) imagine. Again, you don’t need to read that one, but it was asked for, so here it is.
When I post these, it’s usually in a hurry. So, please excuse any errors with indents and line breaks. I’m using LibreOffice, not Microsoft. I have to re-learn everything. Thankfully it’s not too different.
Not all the prompts that were requested in this turn are in this part. I think it’s just one. The others will be in the other parts. I didn’t mean to have this installment get so wordy, but the words just kept coming, and before I knew it, there were sixteen pages! It was insane.
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You couldn’t understand what the voices were shouting. You just knew that they were there. The lights behind your eyes were blinding even though your lids were closed. The pain covered your entire body and you just really wished you could remember what was going on.
It was all becoming too much before it started to fade away.
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Your first friend in the new city had been getting on you lately about stressing out over your first full of week of your new job. You knew it wasn’t going to be easy because your job was not what you went to school for. Not that you actually finished your degree, but you retained what you were taught. For the most part, at least.
You were standing in front of your full-length mirror in your barely furnished apartment, deciding if your outfit was appropriate enough for this particular outing. Secretly, not -so secretly, you were hoping that something would happen and it would get canceled. Maybe someone would call sick, or just wouldn’t want to do it anymore. The beeping from your phone alerting you of Pree’s arrival to your apartment told you that there was no getting out of tonight’s festivities.
Don’t mind me, you thought. I’ll just be in the corner having another existential crisis.
After you had sent a responsive text, you made your way out of your apartment and into her car. “Ready to have the most fun you've had in like...ever??” Your friend was fluffing her natural hair while you got yourself situated.
“I want to say yes but...” You fixed the cuff of your jacket.
Pree put the car in drive and made her way to the restaurant. “I’ve seen your Facebook. You aren’t a shy person, appropriate and a good girl, but not shy. Is it the new city?”
You sighed and gave a shrug. “I don’t know. It’s a feeling? I don’t know if this job is teaching me to be more intuitive or if I’m just so exhausted that I’m losing my edge.”
The rest of the ride was silent but short. Honestly, you could have walked there if you had known where to go. You’d only been on the east coast for less than a month, so you hadn’t really been able to explore the neighborhood. The only thing you were able to locate by heart were the local grocery store, your job, and the closest place that served chai tea lattes. Sometimes you had to ask where the nearest CVS was. You had already made the mistake of asking where Meijer was and then felt like an idiot immediately following.
You didn’t even realize it Pree put the car in park and turned it off. She nudged Your shoulder when she realized you weren’t going anywhere. You blinked a few times, unhooked the seat belt and made your way out onto the cement of the parking lot.
You took the time to take in your surroundings. It was evening, so all the streetlights were on. There were some fairy lights as decorations on different trees along the walkway and on awnings of bistros and cafes. You always dreamed of being in the city at night with the skylines and the atmosphere that came with it, and you finally got to live it.
“Are we just going to stand around gawking all day? Or are we going to go get some food? Because let me tell you about the hunger I have after chasing my two toddlers around all day.”
You giggled and linked arms before making your way to the eatery.
The two of you walked into the restaurant, and Pree gave a name before you were led to a table full of people talking and laughing. The New-City-Blues came out, and you felt the shyness win over. This isn’t me, you thought, I’ve never been shy before.
A woman with blonde hair and a flower in her headband stood up and embraced your friend.
“Pree! It’s been so long!”
“Oh, Penelope! I know! It’s been so crazy trying to get together! I can’t believe we finally got the chance to see each other. Oh!” Your friend turned to you and put a hand on your lower arm and faced the group as a whole. “This is y/n. She’s new to the city, actually new to the east coast in general.”
You resisted tucking your hair behind your ear and smiled towards everyone. “Hey! I’m new.”
Everyone gave a laugh besides the man sitting over towards the right of the big round table. He wasn’t even looking up like the rest of his friends. You looked away when someone spoke up.
“Sit! We love fresh meat!” The woman with dark hair and brilliantly long eyelashes said with a warm smile.
You obliged with a chuckled sat in the seat between Penelope and a tan man sipping red wine. You looked in his direction and offered him a pleasant smile which he returned.
You felt a new presence to your left and caught sight of the waiter taking yours and Pree’s drink order. You ordered a simple glass of ice water with lemon and sat back to watch the dynamic of the table. You knew that Pree was adoptive cousins with Penelope but beyond that, you had no clue who anyone else was and their relations to each other. As if sensing your confusion, the woman who joked with you before you sat spoke up.
“I’m Emily, by the way. I work with Penelope. The same with Dave,” she signaled to the man next to you and continued down the table. “Derek, JJ, Aaron-we call him ‘Hotch,' and then Spencer.”
“Oh wow,” you giggled. “You guys must be a tight-knit family, huh? That’s cool. That’s how everyone is at my job too, so far.”
“What do you do?” JJ asked, taking a sip of her drink.
“Stuff I didn’t go to school for.” You gave another chuckle. “I’m a DSS, Direct Support Staff at a group home.”
“You don’t need a degree for that,” Spencer spoke from where he sat, almost analyzing you as you talked.
You blushed, nearly embarrassed. “Uh, no. I received on the job training, and I’ll take courses as I go. I did attend some technical training back home before I was placed in Virginia.”
“What’d you go to college for?” Derek had asked before the waiter stopped at the table to take the food order.
After everyone was situated with their choices and the waiter walked away, you resumed the conversation.
“I went for a degree in ECE, but I realized I couldn’t deal with parents. I love kids but sometimes those parents...” You let the sentence drift as you took a sip of water.
Eventually, the conversation drifted away from you, and the food arrived. You realized during one of the side conversations that you were sitting with a group of federal agents. You tried to hide your surprise, but by some of the not-so-subtle smirks, you weren’t so sure you were successful. When the conversation turned towards relationships, you again became the center. Since you were still so new to the city, everyone was curious to your stance. You had explained that you were single and hadn’t been in a relationship for quite some time, you noticed Spencer gain a look in his eyes. The thing was, you couldn’t quite tell what he was thinking.
Spencer had been an enigma the entire meal. You couldn’t figure out what he thought because his actions seemed distant but he would look at you a certain way that made you question what he thought. You weren’t sure why it mattered, though. I may never see these people again. Why does it bother me, that this dinner might not mean anything?
Conversations were slowly dying down, and you could feel the scene changing, everyone was getting ready to leave. You’d had fun with your new acquaintances, and you thought they helped you get used to meeting new people in your new city. Maybe you’d get over the New-City-Blues and become comfortable?
When everyone was discussing payment for the meal, you could hear ringing, and everyone watched as Hotch answered his phone. He had said the words “We’re on it,” and there was a collective groan at your table.
“Well there goes the weekend,” Derek said as he began to collect his things along with everyone else.
Dave agreed to pay the check, you were entirely grateful, and the group said their goodbyes to you and your friend.
“Good to see you again, Pree,” Hotch nodded at her. “Y/N, it was nice to meet you. Good luck on the ventures in your new life. New cities can be hard. Don’t let it get to you.”
You nodded your thanks, and the other agents followed suit in addressing you. Everyone had been pleasant and polite until you got to Spencer. He wouldn’t shake your hand, he barely even acknowledged you. You didn’t understand why he was so put off with you.
You scrunched up your eyebrows when you saw him turn around and look at you as the group was walking out of the restaurant.
“So, what did you think?” Pree asked. “Do you like them?”
Your eyes never left Spencer’s as he blushed and turned about face to keep up with his group and disappear into the night. “Yeah. I think.”
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All you could hear were voices. Voices and a slight buzzing. You thought someone was holding your hand, but you couldn’t tell. You couldn’t really feel your body through the numbing pain. You wanted to speak up, to talk, but you couldn’t get anything to move.
You had a hard time remembering the last thing you were doing. Maybe you were at the grocery store? Maybe you were at work? Was anyone with you?
What’s happening to me? Where am I?
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“I’ve only talked to him once since the dinner. And that was when I ran into him at the coffee shop, and I bumped into him and nearly made him spill his coffee. All over me. Pardon me if something feels off here.”
You grabbed the shirt in your closet on the orange hanger and held it up to your body while standing in front of the mirror. You should have realized that Virginia weather was the same as Michigan. They had all the seasons, plus eastern seaboard storms. Sometimes the storms could get scary, everyone back home warned you. Too bad you never listened.
Pree was on the other line, also going through her closet. “So? You guys went to dinner. It’s like you’re already beyond your first date. You can go on a second one now.”
“That’s not how that works.” Your lips made a straight line that you wished your friend could see. You were so over the conversation and the topic of one Dr. Spencer Reid. “I went with you, and I left with you. We went on a date, not Spencer and I.”
“Well, there you go! This can be your first date-”
“I am not going on a date with Spencer! Not a first, not a second! Not any number of any dates. Ever. He’s probably a very, pleasant and enjoyable person. But you somehow completely missed how he and I were to each other at dinner that night. I don’t see us becoming anything for a long time.” You tossed the shirt to the side and grabbed another.
“Just think about it, please? You two would be so cute. He could keep you warm during these stormy nights…”
You could almost hear her smirk on the other end. The only thing keeping you warm while the storms pass would be hot coffee, hot tea, or hot cider. Spencer, last time you checked, wasn’t any of those options.
You could hear the wind pick up outside and you began to grow worrisome. You and Pree were supposed to get together before the storm hit full force and ride it out in a safe location. Your boss had already called you and let you know that the day shift would just switch over and get paid overtime. You were left with the opportunity together with someone who wasn’t a rookie to the weather and feel secure.
Why did I leave Michigan?
“It’s about to escalate outside, I’m going with whatever I have in my bag already. Be ready when I get there?. I’ll text you when I’m outside. Please move as fast as you can.”
After the two of you had ended the call, you threw whatever you could find into your overnight bag and moved on to grab your toiletries. You counted in your head and passed your hand over the box of tampons and went for the drawer with your makeup and such. You threw whatever you could reach into your bag and quickly made your way into your living room.
After going over your mental checklist, you became grateful that your lease didn’t allow pets. You would have cried and stayed just to be with whatever animal you kept. You were too much of a bleeding heart sometimes, you’d heard people say, but you didn’t really care. Cats cut the loneliness from your life.
You phone pinged, and you walked out your door, locking it. As you made your way to the staircase, you looked at your screen to see if Pree had said where she parked. You hoped it would be right out front, but you weren’t so sure.
The screen read a number you didn’t recognize but with the same area code as where you lived. You swiped the screen and unlocked your phone to read the message.
Pree got caught up in the wind and had to make a detour. She asked me to get you on my way in.-Spencer
Wait, what?
You sent a text back asking him where he parked and mumbled not so nice things about your friend to yourself. You got a reply and ran to his car. The wind and rain made it difficult, but you opened his passenger side door and got inside.
After you had buckled in you raked the hair out of your face and released a breath you didn’t know you were holding. You slightly shivered, and you couldn’t tell if you were chilled by the oncoming storm or just the wind. You watched as Spencer silently turned up the heat in his car and all of a sudden you didn’t think the weather had anything to do with it.
“Are you okay?” He asked from his seat next to you.
You gave a quiet nod and fished your cell out of your pocket, trying to send Pree a text to ask her what was going on and if she got someplace safe. You really wished you had been more familiar with your city because you had no clue where Spencer was taking you. You began to think of your conversation from earlier with Pree.
“How do you know Garcia’s cousin?”
You turned to him. “Huh?” Yeah, that was a brilliant response.
“Sorry, I mean Penelope. We call her ‘Garcia’ at work. How did you meet her cousin?” The man’s tone was easy going and that only made you more concerned.
“I uh...We attended the same CPR course. We sat at the same table.”
“You weren’t CPR/First Aid certified back in Michigan?”
You scrunched your eyebrows. “The credentials don’t transfer over state lines.”
“Oh yeah. I knew that. My bad.” He drummed his thumbs on the steering wheel.
“How did you know I was from Michigan?”
He blinked. “You told us at dinner.”
You shook your head. “No. No, I didn’t. I didn’t say anything about my home state. All I said was that I had training back home. Nothing about where it actually is.”
“Pree must have mentioned something then. I got it confused. Sorry.” You were going ask him more questions, but he stopped the car and turned it off.
“We’re as close as we’re going to get to the building. I already had you cleared so it shouldn’t be a problem getting you in. You just have the one bag, right?”
A nod.
“If it’s heavy enough, it’ll help us get inside faster. Everyone else is already inside. I just have my bag so let’s grab our things and make a run for it.”
You felt wary that he knew where you were from. You know for a fact that you didn’t say anything to him. Had Pree told him? Wouldn’t she say if she had? Either way, the storm wasn’t the only thing concerning you. What was the deal with Spencer?
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Zombie/Zombi 2 (1979)
This movie. Is awesome.
This is just what I needed after sitting through the Sleepaway Camp films. This Italian gore-fest hits all the right marks and I can certainly say it earns it's place as a classic zombie flick.
A brief history lesson. George Romero's Dawn of the Dead (a film I've not had the pleasure of viewing yet, as the DVDs I can find are expensive and nobody is streaming it.) was re-edited by Dario Argento (Known for films like Inferno, Suspiria, and Demons.) and released in Italy under the title of "Zombi". In Italy, any film can be marketed as a sequel to another film. This leads to a lot of Italian sequels to films that they have nothing to do with. The film "shocking dark" is commonly known as "Terminator 2". Amd the film "alien terror" is known as "Alien 2: On Earth". So naturally, Zombi 2 has nothing to do with Zombi A.K.A Dawn of the Dead. And is based on a screenplay written by Dardano Sacchetti. That said, Zombie was released in 1979. One year after Dawn. So naturally, some people assume that Zombie is an Italian rip off of Dawn of the Dead. This is not the case.
Even the way the zombies are handled is different. In the Dead series, the zombie epidemic is never really explained. It's not important to the plot anyway. On the other hand, Zombie is very clear about where it's walking dead are coming from.
Voodoo.
Zombie takes place mostly on an Island known as Matool. Where the dead have been rising from their places of rest to prey on the living. With the opening and closing scenes taking place in New York City, because of course it does. Scientists on Matool have been trying to find a logical explanation for this phenomenon. But to no avail. Meanwhile, the chanting of the natives and the beats of drums play steady in the background. You never see the tribe supposedly casting the voodoo curse. But you don't really need to. The sound is enough to convey the threat. There some bad JuJu on this Island man.
The film follows a reporter played by Ian McCulloch and a young woman play by Tisa Farrow. The woman is searching for her father after his boat mysteriously appears abandoned in the New York harbor. The cost guard were sent to investigate but they found more then they bargained for when they are attacked by a decomposing figure that kills one of them by ripping out his frickin throat.
Did I mention this film is really gory?
The reporter is naturally looking for a scoop related to the mysterious boat and teams up with the woman to head to the Island of Matool, where the woman discovered her father was staying thanks to a letter found on board the boat. Along the way, McCulloch and Farrow meet up with some other characters, Brian (Played by Al Cliver) and Susan. (With Susan wearing one of the most nonsensical diving outfits ever? Guess Aurreta Gay had nudity in her contract?) and they all head out to the island.
Meanwhile on the island, a scientist played by Richard Johnson is researching the mysterious epidemic. His wife, (played by Olga Karlatos, who also seems to have had nudity in her contract.) isn't too happy with this and wants to leave. And she's been drinking so she's acting absolutely insane in her first scene.
It all eventually comes together as the dead rise from their graves and the main characters fight to survive against the voodoo driven Zombies.
The plot may be basic. But Zombie isn't a classic for it's plot. It's strengths lie in its mood, atmosphere, set pieces, and brutal violence. Lucio Fulci is known for his chilling and brutal gore in his horror films and Zombie isn't an exception. The makeup work is really good and it makes several scenes hard to look at. There's one scene that was considered so bad, that they actually handed out barf bags in the theater. All I'm gonna say is that it involves an eye, and a large chunk of wood. And you see EVERYTHING.
Lucio Fulci seems to have had a thing for eyeball violence.
Then there's the scene where a Zombie straight up battles a shark underwater.
I don't know how much of the scene used a real shark vs a fake one. But it is definitely a real shark for much of the scene. And I legitimately hope the animal wasn't injured during filming. But the scene is probably the most ludicrous is the whole movie and I'm glad it exists. I mean, that actor had to be right next to a SHARK. Now, that's a story to tell your grandkids.
But there's two other scenes that are just as cool and brutal as these two. The first of which is the final showdown. Characters are killed off in rapid fashion and they just have to keep fighting to survive the hoarde with what little supplies they have. Some guns. And some Molotov cocktails. This whole scene is pure awesome and all the while, that EPIC music plays in the background.
https://youtu.be/39szQy3TcH4
Seriously. Click the link and listen. This track is epic and plays a couple of time during the movie. Pretty much anytime the zombies are doing something of real note.
The other scene is the very ending. I won't spoil it. But I will say that characters may want to hold off on going back home.
One more thing I want to comment on is Lucio Fulci's Zombies in general and how inhuman they are. That may sound dumb. But think about it. We all know about Romero's zombies. Often an allagory and given varying levels of intelligence. And "Running Rage" zombies are very popular nowadays. But they all have some level of humanity to them. Some personality. Fulci's zombies on the other hand, feel amd look like shells that were once human, now moving with some unnatural force. Often, their eyes are closed. Their face an unmoving death mask. They seem like nothing more then corpses that walk and eat. No humanity in them. They're by far the creepiest zombies for me and I wish more films would try this style of zombie. It could do some pretty cool stuff I think.
Zombie was written as a return to classic voodoo zombie stories before the advent of Romero. And funnily enough, it is this return to form that makes Zombie stand out, even years later.
Overall, Zombie is a terrific zombie flick, worth the time of any zombie fans out there.
#zombi#zombie#zombies#undead#walking dead#livng#dead#living dead#vhs#70s#1979#horror#italy#itallian#lucio fulci#gore
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