#I read way too many fics with whole ass paragraphs about Agatha's handd

[blorboazula]

*after, like, the third kid*

Billy: Agatha?

Agatha: yes?

Billy: is there any spell that works like a condom?

Agatha: sort of. they wouldn't work for you.

Billy: hm.

Agatha: why?

Billy: because you're too into the task of populating a whole country with your genes.