#I psychoanalyse Warrior Cats

[essaytime]

i have been Summoned with warrior cats. for the uhhh character asks, maybe tawnypelt or leafpool whichever one you’d prefer (i haven’t read the books in a hot minute so,,)

(also yes i am Ash!!!)

To be honest, I also have not read it in a while:)

For Tawnypelt - I don't remember her that well and she was never a character I thought a lot about, but one similarity I can notice is that we both tend to not confide in people, though for different reasons. I'm much more extroverted, and actually I do wish I could tell someone about a great part of what concerns me, but what usually holds me back is the perspective of living with the consequences of telling that. Not that I fear they'd tell someone, they probably wouldn't, but just the silent judgement would be unbearable to me. With Tawnypelt, I feel it's just her personality that is more reserved - and maybe the effects of her childhood, which I can't relate to, as my (not yet finished) childhood is quite happy. Another thing - I like when everything is clear and in its place, it causes a great deal of stress and confusion for me when I'm not sure what happened/is happening, or what I'm supposed to do, which is less of a Tawnypelt reaction, she's more calm and collected, but she definitely likes order. I also often claim something hurts less than it actually does so as to not cause problems, like she did with the rat bite. However, she is much more straightforward, and assertive; I can be stubborn when I want to, but usually I crumble under the pressure of others at the end.

Leafpool is actually (along with Dovewing) one of the Warrior Cats characters I relate to a great deal. I am also compassionate and idealistic, which can lead to me worrying too much about other people or becoming very emotional and unhappy when my ideals are violated. She is also (which I appreciate, because it is a cause of great anxiety for me) quite similar to me in terms of how she deals with romantic love: she's so sympathetic towards Crowfeather, no matter what he does, but also so quick to judge him when he does something that bothers her. And the scene where she's helping Morningflower is basically a masterpiece. The awkwardness of that! The feeling of being judged! I feel that, Leafpool, I feel that. It will bring me great comfort and a sense of being understood in case I have to pass my crush in a doorway while carrying papers once again. She is lot more patient than me, though. I appear patient, but the truth is I am often angry and sometimes terribly angry, I just try to keep it bottled up. I fear what will happen if I snap one time. As a teenager, I can't really understand the motherly side of hers, so I won't speak about it, but I'm much worse with children. I also don't have such a great relationship with my sibling as she does, but I have a younger brother, so that is obvious. To be fair, I wouldn't want a twin sister. A sister - maybe, but younger. I know it might be a bit selfish, but I think I just need too much space and talking and thoughts for myself to constantly spend time with another girl my age. I needed to be the one person my age in the family.

[harriertail]

what do you see?

[legendofzoodles]

The Chain in an Escape Room

Crackpot modern AU version of this post. 

Time helped set this up as a team-building exercise and starts regretting it seconds after the door shuts behind them. He knows most of the solutions and tries to hint at them as a passive observer but lord help him no one listens. Or if they do it’s in the complete opposite way he meant. Trying to keep things together is outside his range of skills, so whatever happens, happens. 

Warriors bragged that a friend of his did it and it was super easy, but doesn’t end up contributing much. In fact he’s the opposite of helpful. He would call the friend who’s completed it for ‘hints’, but would end up having them tell him everything and use that knowledge to mess with the team. Adding red herrings and false clues, drawing attention away from the real solutions and more importantly, wasting time. Don’t worry, the rest eventually catch on and end him, if Time doesn’t put a stop to it first.   

Twilight would be the theorist. He doesn’t actually try anything or do anything practical, he’ll just throw ideas out there based off the most irrelevant stuff and look for a deeper meaning in everything he sees. “Is that painting of a cat playing with string a clue?” “This shelf is missing a ledge could that mean something?” “That mirror has a crack in it...maybe...”

Sky, bless him, will leave helpful notes for the next group of people. He’ll have post-it notes out and ready (just because), so whenever the chain finally makes a breakthrough he’ll jot it down and leave it somewhere not to obvious. He’d also write down little compliments and motivating things like: “You can do it!” and “Almost there!” though it would get confusing when they inevitably backtrack:

Legend: [picking up a post-it note] Guys I found clue!

Note: You look nice today! :)

Legend: [scrunching it up] Dammit Sky!

Legend, will hoard anything and everything he thinks ‘might’ be useful. That random chess piece, that picture frame, maybe those marbles, all vital items. The others will help him break stuff without him even needing to ask. So long as they’re not damaging anything too expensive, Time will allow it. 

Wild will take pictures, selfies and videos of everyone suffering. He wouldn’t help since Time won’t let him cheat or break themselves out, so he’ll just enjoy himself by documenting the chaos for everyone to look back on and cringe. Or maybe he’ll live-stream the whole thing to his 10 followers.

Four will constantly remind people of the time. If they’re taking too long on a puzzle he’ll be literally counting down the seconds insisting they think faster. He won’t take any kind of goofing around because that’s wasting valuable time. When they do eventually figure something out he’ll be the one to lament how easy it was and how it shouldn’t have taken them that long.

Hyrule, the oddball, will try to get into the mind of the creators. Start psychoanalysing them from the word ‘go’, and try to figure out the thought process that went behind the puzzles. He’ll look at suspiciously places objects and clues and think, “That has Time written all over it” or “Yeah I can see him doing that”. When that predictably fails, because he’s terrible at it, he’ll ask Time roundabout questions to try and see into his mind. That doesn’t work either. 

Wind, when he isn’t co-hosting Wild’s livestream, helping Warriors mess with the chain or collecting items for Legend’s hoard, like the tiny gremlin he is, will be opening the nearest window and screaming for help into the street. 

This, to Time’s horror, actually works and a random pedestrian hears the boy and calls the fire brigade thinking they were actually trapped in the building. 

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Thanks for reading!

Masterlist 

Headcanons: Parkour team, Honorary Gorons, How each member of the chain laughs, Flora is Feral, Is Malon Real?

AU Ideas: Midsommar AU, Hyrule centric idea

Short Stories: Smoke Signal (LU Wild x reader), Ancient Masonry (Sky and Wild), Blunt Crown (Wild and Flora)

[sh3s4k1ll3rqu33n]

ooh yay yay!!

Tsundere prolly.... 50% loudmouth 50% broody quiet... Passive aggressive adhd vibes ngl

in no specific order:

Malorie Hayes (Bird Box)

Gloriosa Daisy (MLP Equestria Girls)

Gordon Ramsay (Real life- shut up I know hes not a character)

Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)

Teruteru Hanamura (Super Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair)

Longtail (Warrior Cats, art by Olimpek312)

I gots nobody to tag sooo.... I'll just get @thecrazyphantom to psychoanalyse me-

Any of those trends or posts where it's like: "Hey post a bunch of your comfort characters and let your followers psychoanalyze you" I always consider doing but that would have me reconcile with the fact that I have a type