#I prolly shouldn’t be paying this any mind it’s just annoying

[souvlakicocaine]

I’ve seen 2 separate posts recently abt greeks. saying we wanna not be white so bad but also simultaneously wanna 2 b western so bad? only ppl I’ve seen contesting the whiteness of greeks are like. british academics so maybe take that up w them. also there’s a difference between wanting 2 be western and having ur shit stolen by the west since the dawn of time. thirdly, we were considered part of the middle east til the 1970s and under the turks 400+ yrs b4 even that. so

[enmuswife3]

Genshin men crushing on you bc I say so

Characters involved: Diluc, Kaeya Venti, Childe, Zhongli, Thoma, Ayato, Itto, Gorou, Xiao, Kazuha, Albedo

Gender: not specified implied smut if you squint at Kaeyas

Diluc

Diluc? Crushing on someone? HA that will never happen….or will it?

At first diluc didn’t know that he had a crush on you until Adeline knocked some sense into him

A blushing MESS around u

If you a drunkie like his brother and venti he’ll tolerate you and maybe take you home if you get too tipsy

One time you were strolling through Mondstat at night when some one came up behind you and tried to steal some of your money

Luckily! The Dark Night Hero was there to save you! And that’s how you became one of the people that knew the Hero’s identity

It went a little like this

It was around 8pm when I finally finished my duties for the day. I put on my jacket and walked home I lived in a small village outside of Mondstat. I was walking along the walls when suddenly someone grabbed my wrist and slammed me against the brick wall. “Give me all of your valuables!” The drunk man yelled as he put a knife up to my neck but before it could draw any blood a black ish redish figure swooped in and knocked the drunk man out. I turned to see who saved me I realized that it was diluc! “So your the Dark Night Hero everyone has been gossiping about!” I squealed “yea it’s me but are you okay? He didn’t hurt you did he?” Diluc said worriedly. “Ah I’m fine! But if you would excuse me I want to go home and crash on my comfy bed I’ll be on my way!” I said as I picked up my things to leave “w-wait! Let me walk you home- I insist!” He babbled “hehe okay<3”

Kaeya!

Smooth mf

Flirts and teases you every chance he gets

But what made him fall for you even harder is when you would come back with even FLIRTIER COMMENTS AND WOULD TEASE HIM EVEN MORE

“Hey y/n has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?” “No, has anyone ever told you how hot you are?”

The knight was to stunned to speak

Y’all end up hooking up sometime and when he first had a taste of you he was Fr addicted

🐱 put a spell on him he in a trance- Flo Millie

Drunk buddies!

You always end up paying for the 15 million drinks he had

He drunkly confessed his feelings for you while you were walking him home

It went like this

“Alright I’ll take him off your hands Master Diluc!” You said as you put Kaeya’s arm over your shoulder. “Please do” diluc sighed I chuckled and left the tavern we began walking down an alleyway when Kaeya suddenly stopped walking. “You okay Kae?” I asked worriedly then all of a sudden he pinned me to the brick wall and kissed me. When he broke the kiss he nuzzled into my neck and said “Archons I love you so much I’ve always have” “aww I love you too Kae” as we continued to walk to his house. By the time we got back he was dizzy and drunk off your kisses. “Stay……please?” He said as he looked up with his beautiful eyes “okay” I said as I kissed his forehead. <3

Venti

DRUNK BUDDIES

He would annoy you so much

But you’ll tolerate it

Follows you around it’s either just walking with you or stalking

He has to keep you away from mfs tryna confess their undying love for you

Prolly makes the wind push you towards his direction

Imagine your at good hunter tryna order a fisherman’s toast and next thing you know there a whole ass tornado pushing you away from Sara

“Welcome to Good Hunter! What can I get for you?” “Ah yes I would like one fisherman’s toast and a lemon water please” “alright that will be 300 mora” “okay! Let me just get my wallet- AAAAA”

Then you fall in Venti’s arms “oh! Hello y/n it seems that you have fallen for me~ ehe!” And your still in shockl cause a literal tornado snatched you off the ground

He also confessed while he was drunk at your house when you tried to get up

It went a lil like this

“Ven you shouldn’t be drinking this much! It’s bad for your health” I sighed as Venti slumped into my lap “ehe~ but if it gets me to position right now then I wouldn’t mind~” he burped. “Move so I can get up” I said as I shifted but Venti wouldn’t budge “Venti get up!” “No! I love you! Don’t leave me!” He wailed. Then you two just sat in awkward silence <3

Let’s be honest the only reason why you with him is because he needs a sparing buddy

So you guys would spar in the woods somewhere idk

Maybe at the golden house

But when you did a burst that he’s never seen before he took interest in you and kept you around

FEELINGS ARE DEVELOPING

FAMILY MAN

he realized that he was in love when you smiled at the little children and agreed to play with them

THE WAY YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND IT AINT HARD TO TELL YOU DONT KNOW OH OOH YOU DONT KNOW YOUR BEAUTIFUL - One Direction

I feel like he confessed accidentally while the two of you were sparing

Like you just look so hot fighting how can he NOT?

It went sum like this

“Heh your strong but not strong enough y/n!” The Harbinger chuckled “we’ll see about that!” I said as I got in my stance. I let attack me first obviously then I sliced his arm and caught him off guard and easily defeated him. “Damn that was kinda hot” he sight when he saw that my eyes widened he face turned red. “Uhm- did I say that out loud” he stuttered “yea” I said as I blushed “I guess the cats out of the bag!” He laughed

Zhongli

I’m writing him as a rich person idc what y’all say

Spoils you so damn much with fine jewelry and designer clothes

Takes you on nice dates n shii

“Here y/n a fur coat” “mister zhongli it’s the summer-“

Makes you tea and tells you stories

What made him intrigued by you was when you could remember every thing he told you about the past and you would even make little jokes with them and you both would laugh

It’s like an inside joke

You both jumped Childe when he summoned Osial (or whatever tf that water demons name is)

He does a more formal confession

Like he sits you down to drink some tea and eat some kind of sweet he made

He would butter you up with compliments but not to the point where you would suspect anything

Here’s how it went

“Y/n care to join me for some tea and sweets?” Zhongli said as he flashed a light smile “sure!” You pipe up and sit down beside him. You hours are on the tall like piece of rock with like a chair n stuff with a small table. “You look beautiful in that dress y/n” he smiled “thank you!” I blushed “can I tell you something?” “Of course you can tell me anything”. “Well I love you and l have for a long time now” zhongli said nervously he turned to look at you and started stuttering “it’s okay- if you- uhm- you know-“ then you cut him off with a kiss and he happily kissed back.

Thoma

Cooks and cleans for you

He so sweet omg

If you haven’t wifed him up already then what the actual fuck are you doing

U must be stupid

Are you stupid?

Yea your stupid

wife material tbh

He’s so sweet omg wait- did I say that twice? Idgaf he IS sweet😡

What made him fall for you was your ambition. The way that you were so devoted and loyal made him weak in the knees

He confessed out of fear because he thought you were gonna die or sum by the shogun

OH GIRL ITS YOUUUUUUU THAT U LIE WITHHHH AS THE ATTOM BOMB LOCKS IMNN OH GIRL ITS YOUUUUU I WATCH TV WITHHHH AS THE WORLDDDD CAVESSS INN-

Here’s how it went ig

“Thoma! We aren’t strong enough!” I yelled he looked over at me as his eyes widened but then I noticed the shogun teleport behind him getting ready to slice him! I quickly stand in between them and take the hit and fall to the ground “Ah m’ fine! I can s-still fight her ngh” I stuttered “you clearly aren’t come on I’ll take you back to the tea house” “No! I can fight let me get up-“ “listen I love you and you aren’t dying on me okay now cmon!” You went silent and followed his orders

You probably already knew he had a crush on you

Why?

THE MF LITERALLY RUNS AWAY FROM HIS DUTIES TO BE WITH YOU

mf has 20 stacks of paperwork 30 missed meetings and one disappointed sister LMAOO

buys you expensive shit just like zhongli

“Ayato it’s literally winter I don’t need a swimsuit” “who said it was for swimming?😏”

Mf Fr just bought you some lingerie

HE AINT SLICK

y’all are just fuck buddies atp

He confessed while y’all were making out while you had lingerie on that matched his color scheme

He Fr was weak in his knees when he saw you

Here’s how it went

“God your ethereal” he said as he kissed you “all for me~” you whimpered at his praises. It was dark outside and there were candles around the house so he must’ve known that you were coming literally. (lmaoo) “archons I love you so much” he moaned in my mouth “r-really!?!” I squeaked “of course berry I’ve always have” you nuzzled into his neck as he carried you into the bedroom and he plopped you on the bed.

Arataki Itto

Writing him as a not rich but has money man

Annoying asf but you tolerate him cause your used to it

Buys you little things cause he has bills to pay

You cheer him on when he’s in a fight beetle or fist fight

He loves you sm he can’t even put it into words

Kinda stupid

It’s giving himbo energy tbh

He didn’t even confess he just kissed you after winning a beetle fight

Went sum like this

“You can do it Itto!” You yelled and not even a second after saying that itto’s beetle pushed the other off the the little rock. The Oni jumped with joy and then ran over to you and picked you up and smashed his lips onto yours and you happily kissed back. “How bout’ I treat you for dinner?”

Gorou!

The bestest boy

Give him head pats NEOW 

Clingy asf but it’s adorable

Tail wags every time he sees you

“Aww your tail is wagging!” “WHAT NO ITS NOT BYE”

Likes to sit next to you in literally any occasion

Even if it’s on the damn floor he will plop down right beside you

Commander your supposed to be giving us a speech”

Kokomi confessed for him

He literally couldn’t do it poor bby would just get flustered every time

“Excuse me miss my friend over there likes you” *points to gorou* and he’s just starting in like a creepy way as his tail wags “Unt unt what’s wrong with him?” LMAOO

“Ms.Y/n could you turn your attention towards me please?” “Ah yes what can I do for you my lady?” “I just wanted you to know that gorou likes you~” “Ah I suspected something thank you for telling me” “my pleasure now if you excuse me I have some business to attend to”. I looked around in search of the commander but I couldn’t see him anywhere so I walked towards his quarters and found him sitting on a stool with his cute tail wagging rapidly. “Gorou” I said as he flinched “o-oh i- hi y/n I guess kokomi told you h-huh” “yea she did” I smiled “it’s okey if you don’t like me back I just wanted to got it off my-“. You kissed him ”chest” he breathed looking at you oh so lovingly “I like you too gorou”

Xiao

AWOOGA

I’m sorry he’s so fine I can’t 🧎🏽‍♀️

I’m on ALL FOURS FOR HIM

He didn’t really notice your presence at first

But when he saw you he instantly remembered you from the archon war

You were trying to escape a rock the geo archon hurdled at you lucky he missed you by an inch and you made it out alive

Now you were undercover disguise as a mere mortal

You kept your distance from him afraid that he might decide to finish you off once and for all 

He wanted to speak with you but every time he came near you would scurry off to hide in your little cottage 

Now you would just stay in there and get your sibling to go get you food or groceries so you can stay inside and avoid xiao

He bumped into you at the lantern rite and confessed there

“Cmon n/n I want you to go to the lantern rite with me” “but I don’t want to!” “I don’t care what you want now put on something presentable and let’s go.” “Fine. But you better get me some food” and now your here sitting on top of a cliff with your sister eating expensive food. Your sister excuses herself because she had to go to the bathroom. Then you see a green flash of light and now the adeptus xiao is standing right in front of you. You squeak as he turns towards you “please don’t run away I-i’m sorry for the pain I’ve caused you”

DAM I HAVE TO DO KAZUHA’S AND ALBEDO’S SEPARATELY

LINK

[viva-la-fangirl]

Yesterday Part 3

I’M ALIVE

Yesterday Part 1 and Part 2

*tumblr has flagged Part 2 for ‘adult content’ but I’ve appealed it so hopefully it works

Not that many care- last semester of school was hell and I’m trying to write my own shit so this fell back on the list. I’m finally motivated to write the third part to this.

words: 1.1k

Warnings: mention of assault, prolly bad grammar and spelling

Your stomach turned on the way to Queen’s practice. You couldn’t eat. Sleeping was nearly nonexistant and every time you thought your mind had wondered off into another topic- your ex would spring back in your mind.

He’s out. He can find you. He can hurt you.

It had taken Roger nearly an hour of begging to get out to tell the other guys. The guilt weighed on you like a horse on your back. But why did you feel so guilty? Your ex hurt you. It should be him that felt guilty. Was it because of everything he put Freddie, Bri, Deaky and Roger through before you ended the relationship? Was it because you made excuse after excuse to make his actions seem understandable.

Looking out of the car window all of those questions filled your head. You barely registered walking up to the studio and through the door.

“(Y/N) how lovely to see-- you look like trash darling,” Freddie greeted you first. His signature down-to-earthiness made you smile a little but it didn’t get rid of the waves of guilt, pain, and embarrassment that continuously washed over you.

“Is everything all right?” Deaky spoke up first. He had always been your silent supporter and you loved him for it. After becoming quick friends with Freddie through uni, Deaky was the first one you grew close with. His soft personality was something you really clicked with. Now, it hurt even more just the thought of your ex insulting him to his face and even worse behind his back.

“Yeah... yeah everythings-” You look at Roger. His stern and clenched jaw gave away the true nature of the conversation at hand. “No actually. Roger and I got a call this morning. A courtesy call,”

“A courtesy call for what?” Brian made his way closer to Roger, sensing his unease and frustration.

“Um... well my ex is...”

“He’s out,” Roger finished for you and stormed away. “He’s bloody out of jail. Beats her within an inch of her life and they sentence him to 15 years and he serves what? A little over 3? It’s absolute rubbish and those cock-suckers are going to pay for letting him out,” Roger looked around like he was going to throw something. Brian, being the most experienced with Roger’s mood laid a peaceful hand and Roger knew what that meant. Calm down. Shit sucks but this is not the time or the place. 

Roger’s eyes were angry but his face softened a little.

“Is that true?” Brian looked at you confused. Hoping that what Roger said was wrong.

“Yes,” you breathed out. Your throat hot and tight.

Another wave of reality hit you and nearly caused you to fall. Freddie ran over to make sure you didn’t slam headfirst into the doorframe. He placed you on a cloud-like sofa.

“Oh love,” he mumbled. “I’m so sorry. I just... can’t believe... I’ll sue them for everything they have if he lays a hand on you” Freddie whispered gently into your ear.

“Thanks Fred,” you mumbled back.

The room was silent for a second. Everyone took in what that meant for them. What it meant for you.

“He shouldn’t be able to find you,” Bri- always the logical one started to try and calm your fried nerves. “You and Roger don’t have your address or phone number listed anywhere and your house is gated.”

“I’m a public figure now,” your voice was horse and dry. “He’ll easily be able to figure out where Queen is playing, and where to go if he wants to find me,” you felt hot tears spring in your eyes. Your body shook. “I’m so scared,”

Flashback

You thought you heard sirens. At first, they were far away, so far you questioned you heard them. You allowed yourself to close your eyes. Why did you eyes hurt that bad? Why did your face feel wet? When you allowed yourself to open them again the sirens were so loud they pierced your eardrums.

Everything hurt. Your eyes, your ears, your chest, arms, legs, face. You could feel your blood pulsing in your brain.

Why was someone shining a light in your eye? It was annoying and very rude.

“MIss? Miss? Can you hear me?” a calm but urgent woman’s voice called through water. It was thick and muffled.

Of course I can hear you. You wanted to say but as soon as you took a breath it felt like needles scrapping down your throat. You instantly coughed and heaved. Why did it hurt to breathe? Your body started to shake. What was happening? Why couldn’t you move? Why did the air smell like pennies?

“Help,” was all you managed to get out before your eyes forced themselves closed.

It wasn’t until hours afterward that you were told what happened. Well, you had to be told because you barely remembered it.

You remember you and your ex at dinner. He brought a ring out. His greasy smile flashed asking you to marry him. You remembered your gut dropping as you realized this would mean a lifetime of abuse and division between your marriage and friends.

You remembered you said no. That was it.

Considering you didn’t have any family in the country you listed your best friend Freddie Mercury as your emergency contact. You knew you could always count on him. What you didn’t count on was him bringing along Brian, Deaky, and Roger to the hospital.

They saw everything. Brian and Deaky sat silently. You knew they were crying but they didn’t show it. Freddie started yelling at the cops to do their job and find your ex who did this to you. Roger threw chairs, he punched a wall that left a good-sized hole and cussed out everyone.

It was the first time you felt safe in 2 years.

Present

“Don’t worry love,” Roger came over and bent down to your level. “We’ll double security and have his picture at every entrance. No one will let him near you,”

“You can’t promise that,�� you weakly stated. It was true and they all knew it. No one could watch you 24 hours a day. The boys kept making promises and personal statements about how they would come over if Roger wasn’t able to be there. Someone would always be with you.

No matter how good the intentions, the crushing pressure of your ex being out didn’t go away.

Eventually, the boys started rehearsing but always glanced in your directions as you sat peacefully on the couch.

During a break Roger came over and laid his head beside yours.

“How we doing love?”

“I want it to be yesterday,”

[rosytteok]

50 questions tag.✍🏻

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tagged by the sweetest human ever;; @stuipdgirlxbtsx ily bud ty💞‼️

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1. What takes up too much of your time?

lmaooo school, schoolwork, homework. anything related to school.

2. What makes your day better?

To be honest, scrolling through tumblr, laughing, talking to mutuals, writing when I’m very inspired. basically a lot of things make my day.

3. What’s the best thing to happen to you today?

My mom brought me my nana’s soup and other goodies for lunch and I was THRIVING!!!

4. What fictional place would you like to go to?

Maybe Hogwarts, P.K Academy, Ouran Academy(even though I’m poor as fuck) and that would be it.

5. Are you good at giving advice?

I think I am??? Sometimes in certain topics I can really let loose and advise someone from experience or from what I’ve been taught growing up.

6. Do you have any mental illnesses?

None at all.

7. Have you ever experienced sleep paralysis?

Nope.

8. What musicians inspired you the most?

Hm, Freddie Mercury(or Queen as a whole), BTS, and many others.

9. Have you ever fallen in love?

Yup.

10. What’s your dream date?

Nothing special nor fancy either—prolly something like going out to talk or eat fast food or ice cream. maybe a simple movie date.

11. What do others notice about you?

I have no idea lol. Probably like my face, mostly my eyes I think.

12. What is an annoying habit you have?

For me, since I bite the insides of my lips a lot, I find it annoying cuz I wanna stop but I just can’t??? ugh skskskks.

13. Do you still talk to you first love?

Never have had a bf. So no, I don’t even know where the hell my first crush at kdkdkdk.

14. How many exes do you have?

None.

15. How many songs are in your playlist?

A. Whole. Freakin’. Lot.

16. What instruments can you play?

None lmaooo but I’d love to learn how to play the piano, or the guitar.

17. What do you have the most pictures of?

Probably most kpop/bts related pics or pics of me lmao.

18. Where would you like to go before you die?

Truly...I’d love to travel the world but places like Italy, Japan, Korea, Thailand, Spain, France, etc. They really catch my attention so maybe one of those, hopefully, in the near future.

19. What is your zodiac?

Gemini.

20. Do you relate to it?

Sometimes I do, not frequently though. I just think back on a Gemini’s attributes and characteristics and be like: “oh! maybe that’s why I’m like this.” but then poof. I don’t pay them much attention.

21. What is happiness to you?

The people that surround you. Your loved ones, precisely. Family and friends to me are happiness. Also, my hobbies and interests. Like dancing, listening to music, and writing.

22. Are you going through anything right now?

Stress. Lots of finals to be done and I’m s t r e s s e d. But I’m managing.

23. What’s the worst decision you ever made?

No idea. Currently, can’t remember any.

24. What’s your favorite store?

I normally dislike shopping so I don’t know. Maybe somewhere with a makeup aisle, or like beauty related stuff kdksksk.

25. What’s your opinion on abortion?

(yikes oh god) although the thought of killing an innocent human being disgusts me, if it’s the product of some sort of sexual abuse then, if the female feels uncomfortable having the child since it may remind her of the assailant and/or the memory, it’s her choice to abort or not. Now, if the child were to be a mistake made by reckless behavior or malfunctions(?) on behalf of the pill or condom, then I believe the baby should certainly not be killed. Just because you didn’t plan it or if it was a mindless error it’s not the child’s fault. They shouldn’t be immorally punished.

26. Do you keep a bucket list?

Nope.

27. Do you have a favorite album?

Not precisely. Since I mostly listen to just some songs from a certain album and not like the whole thing, I can’t say. Maybe MOTS: Persona??? Idk man kdksksk.

28. What do want for your birthday?

Makeup maybe??? Money??? the MOTS: Persona album?? A vacation??? I have a lot of things in mind ksksk.

29. What are most people’s first impression of you?

Can’t say, really. Prolly that I’m a saint with no sense of dark humor. Like a nun maybe. Lmaoooo skskks.

30. What age do you seem according to most people?

17-20 ksksks.

31. Where do you keep your phone while you’re sleeping?

If it’s charging then, it’s on a table in front of the foot of my bed, sitting on top of a Bluetooth speaker. If it’s already charged then it’s in my purse.

32. What word do you say the most?

Somethings like: “uwu”, “hot”, “cute”, “baby”, “lmao”, “look—bye.”, “what the fock.”, “specimen” (weird selection, right? lsksksk.)

33. What’s the oldest date you would date?

Max one to two years older than me. MAX. M A X. I can’t go any higher than that, sorry fellas.

34. What’s the youngest age you would date?

This is going to sound so stupid but again, max a few months younger. I stand being like years older than a guy. It’s just not in my persona.

35. What job/career do most people say would suit you?

God forbid but, a teacher. Especifically, an English teacher or like a Science teacher. I’m shaking but God, no.

36. What’s your favorite music genre?

Pop, rock, kpop, and a little bit of R&B on the side.

37. If you could live in any country in the world, where would it be?

Hm, maybe just America or Canada. Although, I like other countries, I don’t feel like I’d be ready to live in a foreign country yet skskks.

38. What is you current favorite song?

Killer Queen by Queen, bad guy or COPYCAT by Billie Eilish.

39. How long have you had this blog for?

No freaking idea. Maybe for like a year now? Two maybe soon? This blog initially wasn’t planned ksksks it just came out of nowhere but I’m glad now that I made it.

40. What are you excited for?

My birthday and summer vacation.

41. Are you a better talker or listener?

A mix of both. Sometimes when I don’t know what to say, i just lend my ears all the way. But when I do, the words flow through as I advise skskks.

42. What is the last productive thing you did?

Do the dishes later today skskks.

43. What do you want for Christmas?

A miracle sent from Heaven and makeup(maybe??? Or like an album possibly??? Too soon to tell y’all).

44. What class do you get the best grades in?

Not to FLEX but honestly, all of them. Although, English is my forte (it has been since I was little) and I always get the highest grade rank in my class.

45. On a scale from 1-10, how are you feeling right now?

A pretty chill 9.

46. What can you see yourself doing in ten years?

Studying hard on what I love, cramming for exams in some dorm late at night. Maybe even finishing my dream. Living the stressful life that is college skskskks.

47. When did you get your first heartbreak?

Never have gotten one lol.

48. What age do you want to get married?

I truly do not want to get HUSBAND UP but who knows??? Maybe in my early to middle twenties??? I don’t know since I haven’t put much thought into it.

49. What career did you want to have as a child?

I remember like wanting to be a model, singer or like an actress or fashion designer.

50. What do you crave right now?

For school to hurry up and end, something sweet, and a good fucking nights’ rest skskks.

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this took so much skskksks anyway,,,,I’m tired so imma post this and chill.🤟🏻

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💌;; @gukgalore @palepinksuga @carry-on-my-wayward-bts (not an obligation since i know it’s a pretty long tag)

[lore-a-lie]

Bonus Chapter: Artificial Intimacy

Love Hotel

Miu wasn’t sure where she was at first. As much as she loved the color pink, and its butch big brother red, she definitely didn’t have this much of it in her bedroom last she checked. The hearts everywhere were also preeetty weird now that she thought about. Until like clockwork things worked into place.

Oh DUH! How could a gorgeous girl genius like me ever forget? I mean I’ve never been invited to somewhere like this before. C-certainly never by someone like… Him. Oh wow. Oh god, this is happening. I mean… There’s only ONE reason he’d ever want to meet up in a fuckin’ love hotel right?! BOOYAH! SUCK ON THAT FUCKIN’ V-CARD, YA FINALLY GOING TO GET PUNCHED TONIGHT! Unless I fuck this up.

No time to waste thinking like that! Who knows when he was finally going to show up. She had to make sure she got everything right tonight. Too big a step forward for him, for them, to risk slipping up.

Oh god, I thought of us as like a THING. ...Are we a thing? GAH, why can’t this virgin be more explicit!? … In more ways than one. Whooo boy this is gonna get freaky one way or another ain’t it?  Don’t screw up.

After a few minutes setting herself in all the ways she assumed she had to she finally heard the jiggling of the doorknob. Kibo looked nearly as red as the room as he took in everything around her as he finally approached Miu. He had that dazed and dopey look on his face like he was confused, so he prolly didn’t even bother scoping out this joint before he offered to pay for this. Fuckin’ typical ain’t it? (Of course my sweetheart’s the type to get too embarrassed to make sure he was doing this right… oh god, I called him “sweetheart”. Damn, I got it bad. B-but at least I’m not the only one, since we’re here now!... Right?)

And like a typical herbivore guy it looked like her little buddy was going to need her to step up as a carnivore gal and make the first move. Again. God, he’s lucky he’s so cute. She could just eat him up.

“Hey, Kibo~” She crooned, which startled him enough to make the poor boy jump as he gave her his complete attention.

“Y-yes Miu? Sorry if I seemed distracted, I wasn’t expecting that key to unlock a room like this.”

“Yeah Kibo, that’s kinda what keys do. A hotel can’t just keep doors unlocked, especially not around here ya know? Waaay too many free shows if you catch my drift.” A look on his face showed he did in fact not catch her drift at all. Miu really couldn’t tell if this was a good or bad thing for them anymore. “Anyways, I got some fan-fuckin’-tastic news that’s sure to put a smile on that mug of yours.”

“I have a mug?” Kibo asked as he looked down as if expecting to find a literal mug in his hands.

“Yeah, doi. I mean your face! But since we’re childhood friends you’re getting an exclusive inside scoop! Now doesn’t that make you feel special?” She continued despite his silly pun. But hearing her tell him the obvious (as always) made his antenna stand to attention, like he was surprised enough to frazzle his systems.

“Huh?!”

“What do you mean “huh”? “Huh” about what?” (Oh god I fucked up! Where did I fuck up?! Fuuuck.)

“N-nothing. I’m all ears Miu, honest! Metaphorically I mean.” He assured her, as he briefly ran a hand over his headphone like "ear" surrogates at his own joke.

“Good! So about this news…” Miu started before her nerves finally got the better of her. Again. Well so much for keeping her momentum going. This was going to be an embarrassing, annoying, awkward failure of a night if she couldn’t get control of this! (Not to mention what it could do to our friendship)

“Are you alright Miu? You aren’t looking well.” Kibo asked, the perfect picture of a concerned friend. At least she figured he was. He had to be! It’s not like she had many other friends to compare with though. (More like “any other friends”. Why did I think I could do this? What am I saying of course I can do this!)

“Y-yeah, I’m fine! It’s just… Y-Y-Y-youuuu…” (COME ON GIRL SAY IT! BOY NEEDS OUR CONSENT FIRST!)

“... Me?”

“Yeah, you! Y-you can… have your way with me tonight. If you still want to.” Miu tried again, but as she got more of the words out they started to trail off until they were barely a whisper. Hopefully, he still heard her.

“Uhhh, Miu?”

“Yeah, come on you heard me, didn’t you! Don’t be a fuckin’ tease! I said you can have me any way you want me tonight!” (please don’t say no please don’t say no please don’t say no)

“I know! I heard you. But… I’m not sure I understand what you want from me?” Kibo was nearly the color of the room again, and so honestly confused she really felt bad for letting her embarrassment make her yell at him like that. It’s not like he hasn’t always been like this. But normally it’s a part of his charm.

“W-what’s not to understand?”

“I-I mean this is so sudden, and if you are referring to… sexual relations, you know I’m not really… Equipped for such activities.” Kibo confessed as he poked his fingers together and screwed his eyes shut. (... Ohhhh right. Whoops. Well, he still has fingers, and I’m sure they gotta have at least one dildo in a joint like this! Why oh why did I ever leave that fun purple one at home?)

“O-oh. Sorry, Kibo. It’s just… I wanna... thank you, you know?”

“Thank me? But you’ve been the one doing so much to help me, shouldn’t I be thanking you?” (ONLY IF IT MEANS YOU’LL FINALLY FUCK ME! No god no Miu don’t say that, that’s not working here at allll.)

“I-I mean, parts or no parts you’re still a man, right? And what’s a better reward for a guy than letting you touch this slammin’ sexy-ass body of mine any way you want!?”

“... So you want me to touch you… Any way I want?"  Kibo murmured with a contemplative look as his gaze flickered between Miu's face, the floor, and her hands on the mattress. But before Miu could tease him he cut himself off with a shake of his head. "N-no wait, but what are you trying to thank me for?”

“Huh? Jeez Kibo, you really are clueless sometimes, you know that? And you call yourself my childhood friend!?”

“... Do I call myself your childhood friend? Sorry, but I really don’t understand what you are referring to.” (OUCH and Kibo goes straight for the burn! And he prolly doesn’t even know he did it, what a nerd.)

“N-no laughing okay?”

“Affirmative, whatever is distressing you so is hardly a laughing matter.” (FUCK HE’S TOO CUTE DAMNIT!)

“... No shouting at me either?” Miu shyly mumbled as she played with her hair, not quite able to meet his gaze anymore.

“Of course, why would I ever do that?” Kibo asked looking sad and terribly confused.

“Okay… Well… Ever since we were kids, Kibo you’ve always taken care of me, y’know?” She began, making Kibo look thoughtful as he prolly started to think on all the times that had happened in their pass. When he gave a satisfied nod, he looked surprisingly serious and subdued as he turned to face her with a smile.

“... Minus the kids part, I could say the same for you. You’ve been a lot of help for me understanding human experiences, and appreciate me for everything that I am.” (... What? C-c’mon, this is totally off the script I had in my head Kibo, why you gotta toss a sappy wrench into things like that!?)

“H-hey, c’mon man, don’t just interrupt a girl like that! J-jeez. I mean… You’ve always s-stayed by my side, no matter what. And here you are, still doin’ that. Always seeing past my act when no one else really tries to. You’re the only one who knows the real me, Kibo.”

Kibo seemed stunned as he processed what she was saying to him so Miu continued on best she could. “If I didn’t have you in my life, I’d prolly be in a gutter or something.”

“I’m fairly certain our other friends would argue your mind still finds a way into one regardless.”

“Pfft, yeah guess they would, wouldn’t they?”

... Wait, friends? N-no that’s right, we do have other friends! What on earth was I thinking!? Boy, this place kinda puts your brain on a bender doesn’t it? Something about the lights or the spinning maybe? Ooooh, pink lights that make you super horny would be a great future project! Gotta remember that.

Even though Miu couldn’t help but laugh at his joke Kibo still didn’t, just like he said he wouldn’t. As always he found a way to help make her more comfortable, and was still looking at her attentively. “You’re the reason I can hold my head up high as the Ultimate Inventor, Kibo. S-so… I wanted to thank you, for everything. B-but you said… you didn’t need my inventions… That I should use them to help other people instead. So I don’t really have anything else to offer you except for… Well, me.”

“Is that really what this is about, Miu?” (How does he always know when I’m making’ up excuses!?)

“F-fine. You got me. What I was really hoping for was… your baby.” She finally stuttered out, to Kibo's blank and vaguely confused expression.

“Uhhh, again I’m afraid I physically can’t do that Miu.” He said with a shrug as he avoided meeting her eyes, probably to keep himself from blushing again.

“WELL YEAH I REALIZE THAT NOW! God, why’d you gotta go and make this more embarrassing!? I just kinda got caught up in the moment before, you know!? I mean with my beauty, brains, and talent, and your winning personality and all around cuteness we coulda totally had the makings of the perfect kid!”

“But wouldn’t having a child out of wedlock make things more difficult for you?” He asked her with genuine concern, despite her ridiculous babbling. (Woah, hold up, is he saying what I think he’s saying?)

“W-what?”

“I mean, if you wanted to raise an offspring with me that means you wished for a future together, right? So wouldn’t it be better to go about things the proper way? For your parents’ peace of mind at least.” He continued with a hand to the chin, like he was seriously contemplating the idea. (Oh god what is happening right now?! MY INNOCENT MAIDEN’S HEART CAN’T TAKE THIS TWIST KIBO!)

“W-what!?”

“As a robot I may not know for sure what “love” feels like, but even I know the way one’s supposed to go about courtship! So if you wish to take me in sickness and in health so that I may better understand it and you then I will by no means object!” He finished looking back up at her with the sort of optimistic confidence in his smile that always made her feel more secure in her ideas. (I JUST WANTED YOU TO TAKE ME! This is too fast! I… Think?)

“Woah, woah, woah Keebs give a girl a minute! I-I mean, if you know how things are supposed to go, shouldn’t I… be your girlfriend first? If… you… really think you need me that much?” Miu offered in a desperate attempt to regain any control of this nearly nonsensical situation.

“O-oh! Right. Sorry, you are correct. To love each other unconditionally and understand each other completely we’d need to go on “dates” to grow even closer before committing our lives to each other.”

“Y-yeah! So… you’re sure you won’t abandon me?”

“Of course I wouldn’t Miu. Why would I have offered this otherwise? I’m not THAT tactless you know.” He objected with a pout, folding his arms.

“... Can we still try to… Do it though?”

“H-hey, wait a minute! I told you I don’t have a-”

“We wouldn’t need anything like that! Don’t you worry 'bout a thing Kibbles, bits or no bits mama knows how to make this work.” Miu assured him. Which seemed to fail, as he missed her point again.

“M-mama!? Would you still want to adopt then? Or perhaps try to… make a robot, like me, to raise?”

“Oh~ Now there’s a thought! That’d be an even easier way to make sure we’d have the perfect child together, wouldn’t it? So let’s just get to the fun part now.”

“... Which would exactly be the “fun” part of this scenario?” Kibo asked as he side-eyed her a little.

“The hot and heavy one~”

“W-wait, you said you wanted me to touch you anywhere I wanted to first right?!”

Surprised by him taking initiative again Miu sat back on the bed, legs spread a little and head cocked, to see what exactly he had in mind. His face was completely red again, little puffs of steam escaping through the ports on his head to try and keep his inner workings cool, as he worked up his resolve.

But as he joined her on the bed he all he did was hold her hand. Like a handshake at first, before she moved them so that their fingers would be intertwined instead. Like she remembered him doing with her so often when they were younger, both unaware of any embarrassment it was supposed to cause.

Miu always enjoyed how surprisingly warm he was. She understood why that was of course, honestly he was normally only about the temperature of the bottom of a laptop, but still. It was so easy to expect someone so metallic and blue to be cold to the touch, no matter how warm their personality was.

“I’m… quite nervous. So would it be alright if we stayed like this for a bit longer? My heart… is at peace right now.”

“Well duh. Of course, we can. We can do anything we want, we’ve got the time.”

“... But you do still want to try something else later.”

“Oooh yeah, these fingers are going to be getting a lot of mileage tonight I promise you that.”

“Okay. Since it’s with you. Then… Please be gentle with me?” Kibo rushed out, more steam puffing out at the admission of what was going to finally happen.

“Alright~ Just remember: Green means “harder”, yellow means “slower”, and red means “stop”.”

“Huh? Wait, Miu what are you talking about?! Y-yellow, yellow!”

Miu woke up the next morning in her dorm as she always did. But something felt different today. Must have been one crazy wild dream she had last night, but for the life of her, she couldn’t remember what it was about.  Not unusual in and of itself, especially with how much she hated sleeping for long stretches of time, but remembering any of it at all is different. Even if they were more feelings than the content.

Something about lights? Colored lights? Pink, red, yellow, and green, like the ones at a carnival? But what part of a carnival? The carousels spinning? Tunnel of love? Gah, this was going to be driving her crazy!

Kibo was there. She could remember that much clearly, so it had to be a good dream. Hard for things to go wrong with him around. But thinking about it made her hand and face feel warm. Why her hand? And why the hell was she blushing?!

But hanging out with the Keebster after breakfast sounds like as good a plan as any. With all the progress she'd been making on Kaede’s commission she could afford to take a break. Maybe he wouldn't mind keeping her some company when she got back to it too.

But then an odd tablet on her table caught her eye, with a case made to look like it was splattered in paint. Something this suspicious definitely warranted at least a little peek before she left.

Seeing Kibo’s name and talent was weird though, as his “motive” began. But as it continued she really wasn't sure if she should be giving it to him. Best thing to do would be to act like she didn't see anything. That's never failed her in the past when something baffles her brilliant beautiful brain.

Maybe someone else would have a better idea what to do with these things. Like watch ‘em all together or something if they all got one, so her seeing Kibo’s wouldn't matter.

She’d be lying if she said she wasn’t interested in seeing what made her new friends tick either of course. Beyond what made them ticked off, she was good at finding that one on her own. Except with Kibo, which was nice.

With that in mind, she had a spring in her step as she went off to find her favorite robo-buddy at the dining hall. Hopefully, today would prove to be a good one.

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