#I personally dont ship nathxmarc but i dont have anyone else

[gataclism]

It goes down like that scene in Mean Girls with the animal noises.

Adrien is pretty sure Marinette has abs but he woULD NEVER CHECK WITHOUT HER PERMISSION

He's not sure he would check WITH her permission. So he asks

Adrien: Do you have abs?

Marinette: [still spaced out thinking about her crush annihilating Lila] right now? Yes. They're some nice abs. *puts half her shirt up*

Adrien combusts.

Alix: holy shit Agreste I thought that was PHOTHOSHOT

Marinette realizes what she is doing and tries to jump off the building.

Marc: I think they're both dead for good.

Kim: [in Max's body] what the hell are you doing here? You don't go here!

(can we please talk about kitty section shenanigans? Luka is CONFUSED starts saying nice things to Marinette only to realize is Adrien but is too late cough small bit of lunadrinette anyone? Cough or maybe he can tell them all apart with all that song inside you thing but still flirts with Adrien)

Body swap AU

[soon after oblivio]

An AU Where the class swaps bodies with the person they last kissed.

All was kinda okish.

Like

Alya and Nino was expected.

So was Mylene and Ivan.

Rose and Juleka too, tbh.

Wait, Max? Kim!? Since when!?

CHLOE? IN SABRINA’S BODY WHAT

Chloe: [In Sabrina’s body] We WERE PLAYING OK? WE WERE CHAT NOIR AND LADYBUG OK?!?

Sure Chlo, stay in denial.

Alix was like thank god im asexual.

But everybody lost their shit when Adrien appeared in class with his head like a red traffic light, stumbling like only one other person in their class.

And Marinette showed up pale, with a hoodie and pants OVER HER PIJAMAS (Adrien would nOT PUT HER CLOTHES OFF NO)

Alya [in Nino’s body] screamed blody murder if not giving an explanation.