#I only know this bc I've watched ipswitch too many times haha (dave is the one who said said it)

[personinthepalace]

#tag yourself#im 'Yes you are moist and sad from crying#or 'oh my god a clown with a squeegee'#obsessed with all of the suicide squid quotes tbh#I love how certain movies just have way more than others#like they were clearly just going off on one for that hour#there's definitely some important life advice and mottos in here - 'I just believe fish shouldn't make people rich'#and 'only a rash man snatches ovaries at a fight'#are definitely being incorporated into my moral codes#im obsessed with the pure unfiltered wisdom that comes from improv like this is humanity at its finest#anyway this post was brought to you by my inability to not note down every quote that makes me laugh#I would fully recommend doing that tho tbh I have a great time going back through my notes pages of things my friends have said#or quotes from things I've watched#anyway hope this is fun add your own if there's any I didn't include that you love

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I finally compiled my masterlist of mmni quotes

It’s pretty long so it’s below the cut

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