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I hate acid reflux so so so much. "Hey you laid down on your side for too long so we gotta flood your throat with acid now. Sorry." Absolutely horrendous. You are made entirely of flesh tubes and still haven't figured out how to keep them acid-free in three million years? Embarrassing. Inexcusable.
#this one is my tag#digestive disorders#acid reflux#Shitpost#I need to run down to the nearest quarry and shovel handfuls of chalk into my mouth like a crazed bonobo#If you can evolve a neutralizing bile duct at the pylorus can u not evolve a second one above the esophageal sphincter#crohn's disease#crohn's problems
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