#I need to find more pics like these!! I NEED MORE REACTIONS DARN IT-

[whereismyhat5678]

too shy to say this without the anon but hi!!! your art makes me so happy whenever i see it it makes me kick my feet around and run around in circles ot fucking ROCKSS IUUGHH

very big fan of your pepstavo stuff as well its so awesome and real i love gay people but yah!!! hope you have an awesome day graaghh!!!!!!

Don’t know who you are but if I could, I would hug you like this 👆

Also- YEEEEESSS THE PEPSTAVO GAY YAOI WE LOVE WE ADORE AND IM GLAD YOU LIKE MY STUFF THANK YOU!!! ✨💞💗🩷💞✨✨💞🩷💕🩷💖🩷💕✨💞💞

Kicking my own feet to this fr, imma fall asleep feeling happier than ever

[babiekeiji]

How would Akaashi, Kenma, +any other boy you want react with their s/o being in their first lead role in a musical/play? Their reactions, if it’s a loud boy do they follow theater etiquette? Anything else you could think of would be amazing!! i’m in love with all of your writing!!

LETS GO AKAASHI NATION ;; also im so sorry this might not be so accurate i was only a theatre kid around 4th to 6th grade owiwkkcdknc

— ♥️ —

Akaashi Keiji

You’ve been telling Keiji about wanting to audition for one of the lead roles in this year’s play

Akaashi’s definitely just. Go for it, but make sure you work hard so you earn it

AND YOU DO

royalty shit yk

But flashback first : come the day of the audition you’re a lil neRvoUss yk because though there aren’t a lot of people auditioning, the people you’re up against are pretty darn talented ykyk

“You’ll do fine,” he reassures, “You’ve worked hard enough. Even if you don’t land the role you want, I’ll be supportive of you regardless”

Nd you just 🥺🥺🥺🥺

So you do whatever’s asked of you for auditioning right

Judges seem pretty bored but were amused at the end of your audition

So you leave with a smile on your face yk bcs wow ... u did that 😎

COME RESULT DAY and guess what bitch

U GOT IT

Nd ur just crying nd a mess on the floor bcs man practicing for that role was Not Easy

Akaashi’s rlly happy, even if he doesn’t show it

Comes off as a lil nonchalant at first

So you’re just ?? u know akaashi isnt exactly outward w his emotions though so you don’t think much of him not reacting so much w this big news

Akaashi’s more of an actions guy ykyk

The next day you come into school and see a lil box on your table with a note attached

I’m so proud of you.

YOU ALREADY KNOW 😭😭😭😭🤚

You open the box excitedly and see another note

You deserve these for working so hard. I can’t wait to see what else the future has in store for you.

😭😭😭😭 AKAASHI BEST BOY

Inside the small box are fun sized sweets you held off from eating just to prepare for the audition

M&Ms, snickers, twix, you name it he has that in there

You give akaashi a reeeally big hug the next time you see him

SO LOWKEY SUPPORTIVE OF YOU WHENEVER U PRACTICE

Always sneaking a bottle of water into your bag before you leave

Waits for you to finish practicing sometimes after training, so you two can walk home tgt

Helps you with your lines nd all that

Come the day of the play

You’re backstage, getting ready, doing last minute run throughs of ur script

Keiji can’t be backstage, but you alr know he’s probably somewhere in the front row

Follows theatre etiquette yk, but everyone around him can just tell he’s your boyfriend since everytime you come on stage he’s just a lot more attentive nd a lot more dreamy eyed w u

IS THE FIRST TO CLAP LOL MFMFMFMFMF

Big grins when your eyes meet before you bow

Offers you the prettiest flowers after

TAKES YOUR PICS W EVERYONE LOLDBMDMMDA

but he doesnt mind because you look so happy to be having fun

Drives you home too, talking about how good the play was and how well you performed, how different u were during practices and during he actual thing

“You were so captivating, really,” he says once he pulls into your driveway, “You did really well.”

Kisses you a few times before you leave

“I really am proud of you, you know. I love you. Get some sleep, you deserve it.”

Kozume Kenma

like akaashi, kenma isnt so outward w his emotions 😌 but he does compensate for it w his actions

When you first tell him abt how u wanted to audition, he was Concerned

“Is that really what you want?”

“Why? Don’t you believe in me?”

“I do,” he tucks a strand of hair behind your ear, “I just want to make sure you know what you’re getting yourself into. So you won’t regret it later.”

thats lowkey touching bro... bro stop im gonna fall in love with u aha ha

When you say with all conviction that yes, you want to do it, he supports u all the way

Helps u pick out your audition piece

Listens to you sing over and over and over

Watches you try to dance

Reminds you in simple ways that he does support you

“Have you practiced today?” / “Believe in yourself.”

“I believe in you.”

The day of the audition, kenma tells you that he’ll wait for u outside the auditorium

And 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

“Don’t you have training?”

“I told them I couldn’t come,” he says, “It’s not like I always skip training. Go on now; I’ll be right here when you come out.”

You kiss him on the cheek one last time before you head in

“I love you,” you say lovingly, “Thank you.”

“Break a leg.”

You come out ecstatic; “I did really well!!! They loved me!!!”

“That’s great. Do you want to eat some ramen on the way home?”

“Of course”

He pays this one (1) time because he wanted to treat you after all your hard work

When you find out you got the part

You cried

“What’s wrong? Are you not happy?”

“I AM ITS JUSTFJDEKEJ”

“?????? Okay”

“I GOT IT”

“I know”

“KENMA ......... KENMA ........ I GOT IT”

“I know. I’m so happy for you.”

Although he doesn’t wait up for you after every practice, he does send you encouraging texts

I hope you never doubt your talent.

You did great today, rest well.

I’ll bring you milk bread tomorrow morning.

Makes an effort to call you before you sleep,

I love you, he’ll say, Go to bed. I’ll see you in the morning.

No cap this boy is the sweetest closet romantic ever

Is somehow miraculously allowed backstage

“Hey,” he calls. “You look beautiful.”

You turn around and it’s HIM bro its him, and he’s actually smiling with stars in his eyes and looking at you like youre the only person in the room.

“You’ll do so well,” he says as he takes you in for a hug, “I can’t wait to see you.”

Looks around for a while, and when he sees that no one is rlly looking, cups your face with both of his hands and brings you in for a kiss.

“I love you,” he whispers. “Break a leg.”

“KENMA!!!!!!! THE MAKEUP!!!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT”

he just leaves

You get flowers from him after the show

You grab a few snacks w him right after

He needs to go to the bathroom nd leaves his phone with you

A notification pops up on his screen while you wait

It’s a text from kuroo; hidden, as expected fr kenma

But what’s more striking is his lockscreen

You, in all your thespian glory

On stage, the spotlight only on you

Might be your best picture

Nd he took it in the middle of the play?????

Even if that wasnt allowed, you don’t tell him off this one time

Maybe just this once

[nagatsukinura119]

Japan Expo Malaysia Day 1 (26 July 2019)

Okay, it’s the first day for one of the biggest Japanese events in Malaysia, I originally came here only to attend AKB48’s concert, because my Oshimen, Okada Nana (Naachan) was one of the members who were coming. Since I live in a nearby country, so it was possible for me to come (with my parents) not to mention the ticket prices were considerably cheap. So I was a bit bummed that my mother might not let me go alone to attend the concert, but thankfully from the first day my parents seemed to feel comfortable and confident to let me go to the venue (Kuala Lumpur Pavilion) since it is located near to our hotel (Capitol Hotel). So in the morning I arrived at Pavilion at 11 am and killed some time at Daiso at the top floor and got a sweet black hat with golden Apple logo (if you know me, you’d know why I had a compulsion to buy this hehe). When I came downstairs, they were just opening the expo and the very first performance, a Kyodo (archery) performance was starting and I took the time to rest at the Coffee Bean next to the stage. Afterwards, the first idol group to perform was called KiREI. Now, I’ve never heard of this group before this expo and I didn’t bother checking on them. But we were told that KiREI is a group made up of 3 disbanded idol groups in Tokyo. Their theme is to "Make Everything Beautiful" not just their inner but outer appearances. One of the hosts (Aki) kept telling us audience that they were super cute and I challengingly said, “Sway my heart babe”. So the girls came in; Tanaka Hana, Konatsu Mia and Miyadera Miho. Sure they were cute and beautiful (which idol isn’t, am I right?)

(From the left; Hanapii, Mianyan and Chori-chan)

Nevertheless, I took the chance to take pictures of them with my Nikon camera. I was standing at one side of the stage and since there were some empty seats it was quite easy access for me to take pictures of them. But what I did NOT expect was when one of the members, Hana (nicknamed Hanapii) actually made an eye contact with me and WINKED. My heart MELTED (jokes on me; my heart wasn’t just swayed lololol). Maybe I’m a sucker because this was my very first time attending an idol concert, but gosh darn it I just fell for her on the spot. Aside from that coincidental moment, I realized her face is totally my type among the 3 of them, not to mention she’s also pretty tall (well I’m super short so for some people she could be a medium height). Side note: during their performance the wotage group was doing the Overture chant and I joined them from far away (lol) and it was actually a bit awkward since it seemed like I was the only female who was chanting passionately. Also, another side note, there was this adorable old man who was a huge fan of Harupiii (another idol that performed after KiREI) but I think he’s a fan of idols in general cuz he was also singing along to KiREI’s songs. Back on track, after getting wink attack-ed by Hanapii I was so moved that I paid 150% attention on them. And while I was snapping pics at every second and taking vids, what do you know? She saw me again and made an eye contact again! I realized that she was THE ONE in this group. She’s my KiREI Oshimen.

(Yeah baby!)

Time flew really fast and before I knew it, their slot time was over (most of the idol performances had only 30 to 45 minutes time slot) but thankfully they were having another performance outdoor in the afternoon so I was sure I’d attend it. After KiREI was Harupiii (who is an idol who has performed in this event for 3 years).

Harupiii definitely looked younger than the KiREI members but you know what, that didn’t stop me from staying and watched her performance till the end. What I like about Harupiii is that despite being quite small, looked young, she definitely slayed the performance and I was hooked with her. All the more when she saw me, and finger gunned me (OOF!!) Another hit right on the heart! What’s with these idols making me fall faster than flies lololol!

The wota guys were more hyped this time and so was I and the old man fan ran to the wotage guys and started to enthusiastically chant for her. And you know what, I find it adorable. Especially when one of the guys was carried on other men’s shoulders to the front. I really really like their enthusiasm and I can see why wota life is pretty exciting. I just wished that the awkward atmosphere wasn’t lingering, but YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW IT, LET’S HAVE FUN!

After the end of Harupiii’s performance I was exhausted so I went back to my parents at Coffee Bean. They told me to get an autograph and picture from KiREI’s members you gotta buy some merch (I mean, that’s how their business works so I knew the procedure). At first I wasn’t sure to go or not but my mother was being encouraging and persuasive made me go for it, and you know what, GG mum! You made the right decision for me! It was worth spending RM80 ($14) to get 2 Cheki tickets (one for autograph and handshake, and another for polaroid photos). I was legit happy since this was my very first time attending a meet-and-greet event with a Japanese idol, and while I used to do translations and subs for some AKB48 stuff, I’m not that confident with my Japanese speaking skills but Hanapii made it so much easier and fun. Albeit she knew limited English, but we managed to communicate successfully. As for the poses I thought we were gonna do the usual heart poses like the guys in front of me did with other members. Well we did just that, but since I bought two tickets so I got to take two photos, and I did not expect that she hugged me (well more like she reached her arms out towards me and leaned in, but close enough, man!) The conversation continued as she was signing the polaroid frames (side note: she asked for the alphabets for my name which was pretty funny considering how easy the pronunciation is, even in Japanese) but at the same time it’s nice how considerate she was. So she asked me if I was a Malaysian and I told her no, I’m a Bruneian which impressed her and I told her that it’s because of this event that I flew over which impressed her even more (I really like how idols tend to give cute reactions when they’re impressed). Then she complimented me for my Japanese and naturally I was like “No no no~ I need to study more” and she was like “Ganbatte~!”. AH SO CUTE! She then asked if I liked idols. If only she knew. But I just told her, “Yes, I love idols”. As much as I loved talking to her I didn’t want to take too long since there was a long line behind me so I told her I was leaving and she was like “We’re gonna perform again outside!” and I responded with an enthusiastic nod, “I will DEFINITELY come!” I was legit happy to the point of shaky hands and happy tears when I came back to our table (Extra note: mum took some pics and video when I was lining up for the merch).

(Polaroid photo with Hanapii! I’m too ugly so I blocked my face lololol)

My parents wanted to go elsewhere, but I told them I was gonna stay there for more performances. So I was finally left on my own (WHOOOOO!). While waiting for KiREI’s next performance I decided to take the time to post things in my social media, and also look for KiREI’s and Hanapii’s Twitter accounts. I love that when I shared my experience with my Discord friends, they were so supportive and happy for me (I love y’all!).

So for the afternoon performance at the outdoor stage I was surprised that 15 minutes before it began the space was rather empty except by shoppers and a handful of fans so I was like shimmying my way to the front because once again, I was self-conscious for being like the only enthusiastic female fan (was I already considered a fan?). There were even some guys nearby who I could hear talking about me, saying, “Look, she’s waiting there, how cute”. It wasn’t anything negative per say, but it just made me more self-conscious lol. So about 10 minutes before starting and the girls were seen strutting towards the backstage and I find it funny yet adorable that they didn’t need some security to cover them. I guess this shows how chill the audience here is. I mean, Mianyan jogged past me and brushed my shoulder a bit, but I just acted chill. I know why one can get excited when their favorite celebrity is around, but for goodness sake some crazy fans need to chill.

Since no one was really taking the front row (this time it was an outdoor stage so there were no seats), I just slipped my way to the left side of the stage. A few more minutes till starting and the girls made their way next to the stage and it’s adorable I could see them doing the chanting thing, where they go “Ganbatte, ikuzo! Ohh~” I was already in my wota mode so I managed to take pictures of them doing that.

Before I attended this concert, I didn’t know why people would kill their money to get front rows, but now I can see why! The reason why I know now is because as I watched their performance right in front, the eye contacts you get from the artists are more direct and you feel like you made more intimate and personal connections with them. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE HANAPII MADE SEVERAL EYE CONTACTS WITH ME THAT I FELT SO OVERWHELMED I HAD TO LOOK AWAY (not all the time). Okay this may sound pretentious, but I honestly think when Hanapii saw me her smile doubled the radiance cuz I could see her smile reaching her eyes during those times. I tried to take pictures and videos of all three girls but you can really tell my bias for Hanapii was evident from the pictures I’m sharing here lololol.

(KiREI performing)

(Chori-chan at the back is literally me on the inside lol)

More, more fun things happened when I went to take pictures with Hanapii for the second time. This time it seemed Mianyan and Chori-chan were familiar with me and they kept looking at me as I interacted with Hanapii. She remembered me so she was like “Ahh~ Nura-chan~ welcome back” and I swear my heart was pierced by that and I just covered my face out of embarrassment and said, “I’m back”, then she responded with the heart throbbing line, “Eh~ I’m so happy! I love you!” which naturally made me embarrassed and hid my face again and she was like “Nande, nande?” GURL YOU DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH POWER YOU HAVE OVER ME EVEN THOUGH I’VE ONLY KNOWN ABOUT YOU FOR 3 HOURS! So we did new poses and while she signed the polaroid frames she started chatting with me like “Where are you staying” and so I told her I was staying at a nearby hotel and she was like “Ah me too! I stay in a hotel” Ah of course you do sweetheart, so cute. And I jokingly asked, “Which hotel?” And she responded, “We’re not supposed to say yet.” AHAHAHA SO CUTE. Then she told me she saw me taking so many pictures (well I did stand at the first row so heheh). I complimented everyone and naturally they thanked me (Ahhh Mianyan and Chori-chan were so cute too). After that I made a mistake to look at Hanapii in the eyes and once again hid my face, but to make things worse (or better) they were all like “Kawaii~~~” GAH THESE GIRLS I SWEAR. And she also patted my head while doing so. I. Was. Dead. So after that she apologized for being sweaty and I was like “No, no, you’re still very cute.” And believe me when I said that she gave this blinding smile and I thought, “Welp, she got me in the palm of her hands.” Once again she apologized for sweating so much and started to talk about the heat. Being the concerned fan that I was, I asked her, “Are you okay? Y’know, with this crazy heat?” I could tell she was trying to ease my worries and said “Yeah! I’m okay, I got used to it.” Once again, I didn’t want to take too much time, so I proceeded to leave but before leaving I told her that I was coming again the next day, to which she thanked me for and said she’ll look forward to it. As I was leaving (while clutching on my new polaroid pictures) I looked at all three girls and said “Ganbatte~” and they all cutely waved while saying their thanks.

(More pics with Hanapi hehehehehe)

Since I was sweating bullets (curse the heat and black clothes lol) so I went back inside for the AC and sat on the stairs leading towards the center stage. What was going on was an AirAsia dance performance by their staff. I gotta say for non-dancers, they did pretty good, especially with the fact they danced in their working uniforms! Then I looked around the shopping mall in search of my parents, only to find out they were elsewhere. So I decided to stay a bit longer. While doing that, a boy band called cosmic!! was performing and for goodness sake were the boys CUTE! Okay, I may be biased, but I really prefer J-pop male idols over K-pop male idols because I can actually distinguish their faces, and not to mention they did not to wear much makeup and to me they still looked handsome and cute. Also based on their facial expressions, they looked they were having so much fun and also interacting with the fans (who were definitely having so much fun too considering how vigorous they were with their glowsticks).

(cosmic!! having fun performing on stage)

To be continued in Day 2!

Bonus picture

(Hanapii be like ‘I’m a goddess’ lmaooo)

[lady-divine-writes]

Klaine Advent Drabble: “Sweeter than Honey” (Rated NC17)

Summary: At their wedding, Kurt and Blaine recount for Blaine's grandmother how they first met ... but they might be fudging some of the details. (1459 words)

Notes: Written for the Klaine Advent Drabble 2018 prompt 'latke', but there are a couple of others in there as well.

Read on AO3.

Blaine takes a step out of the music store and squints at the white light assaulting his eyes. The sun sure is bright. Was it that bright when he got here? He can’t remember.

He checks the time on his watch.

12:15.

Okay. That explains it. He’s pretty sure he got here when the store opened.

That’s a record, he thinks as he heads for his car. I was only in there what? Two hours this time? But it’s his day off. It’s not as if there’s anywhere he’s supposed to be right now, no one but his cat relying on him at home. He might just hang out at the mall and make a day of it - roam the shops he used to when he was in high school, maybe stop at the food court for something edible on a stick.

Cinnamon apple soft pretzel?

Yes, please!

He hasn’t indulged in any retail therapy in ages, this morning’s foray excluded. It might be nice, reliving his teenage years.

It might also be immensely pathetic, especially if he runs into anyone he knows ... like a student. The seniors get half-day privileges on Thursdays. And considering everyone in the world has a cell phone with a camera these days, that pic would spread across campus like Nutella.

Welp. There’s that plan shot down.

Back to finding his car he goes.

The parking lot is blessedly empty for a Thursday afternoon, cars parked in patches further up but very little along the fringes. There is one vehicle within walking distance of his - a large, black SUV with an agitated man circling round it, peeking inside and huffing curses under his breath. Blaine doesn’t know this man from Adam, but he looks as if his day is about to be ruined by whatever’s going on with his vehicle. From where Blaine is standing, it doesn’t look broken into, and none of the tires seem flat. He’d most likely be fine if Blaine went on his way, but he has a compulsion to help him.

Blaine’s day has been good so far. He should spread the love.

Blaine approaches, assuming the man is the vehicle’s owner and not a potential thief. Blaine thinks he can accurately interpret the face he’s making. It’s the face of a man who’s locked his keys in his car. If so, maybe Blaine can help.

But he keeps one hand in his pocket, palming his can of pepper spray, just to be on the safe side.

Though the man pacing back and forth with his slim fitting slacks, tailored jacket, and chiseled cheekbones looks so much like a model, Blaine would probably hand over his wallet with barely a threat and then thank him for taking it.

“Hey? Are you alright?”

“Uh …” Blaine watches the man pause, searching for a face to match the voice, and Blaine gives him a little wave. When the man sees him coming, he smiles for a second, but that frustrated expression returns way too quickly. Too bad, Blaine thinks. He has an incredible smile. “Yeah. I guess I’m …” The man peers in through the tinted windows of his SUV, glaring at something inside, then suddenly jumps almost a mile high. “Uh, no. No, I don’t think I am, to be honest.”

“Is there something I can help you with?”

“I don’t know.” The man puts both hands to his temples and starts massaging. “Are you, by ay chance, allergic to bees?”

“Bees? Did you say … bees?” Blaine chuckles, but the man doesn’t chuckle back.

He looks as serious as a heart attack.

“Yes,” the man replies, gesturing to his SUV. “Bees.”

Blaine steps forward, cautiously creeping towards the vehicle, unsure what could possibly be going on within. Did a bee get in his SUV and he can’t risk getting stung because he’s allergic? This seems like a bit of an over-reaction if that’s the case, but who is Blaine to judge? Allergies can definitely be lethal.

He hears a low buzzing, like the hum of powerlines a distance away. He gets nose up to the window, but jumps back himself when a dozen bees ram the glass. He braves a second look and that’s when he sees the bees – hundreds of them covering the rear bench seat.

“Oh my … oh my God! What’s going on in there?”

“I don’t know. I was picking up some latkes for a friend of mine. She’s super pregnant and having cravings.”

“That’s very kind of you,” Blaine says, but the man frowns.

“She’s my stepbrother’s wife. He’s away for the week. I need to feed her constantly because she’s eating me out of house and home! Thankfully, her favorite restaurant was willing to make me eight dozen at a moment’s notice, with a bucket of honey applesauce to go with them …”

Blaine’s stomach growls, reminding him that he’d changed his mind about going to the food court and how that was a mistake. “That sounds good.”

“Doesn’t it? Unfortunately, I wouldn’t know. The bees got to them before I could get them home!”

“Did you leave a window open?” Blaine walks around the SUV, inspecting the windows and doors for a point of entry, but they seem to be shut tight.

“I must have. But I can’t figure out where.”

“Did you call the fire department? Or the police?”

The man takes Blaine’s elbow and tugs him over to the driver’s side. Before Blaine gets to the window, he can plainly see a cell phone resting on the seat.

“Oh. I see,” Blaine says, shaking his head. God, this is awful! He’s glad he decided to stop and help. “Well, Mr. …?”

“Hummel,” the man says, sticking out a hand. “Kurt Hummel.”

“My name’s Blaine. And I’m not allergic to bees, but I don’t think I’m qualified to wrangle hundreds of bees out of an SUV.”

“Oh. No. You’re … you’re probably right,” Kurt says, looking even more defeated than he had before. “I wouldn’t want you to get hurt. Not over latkes.”

“But,” Blaine continues, “I have my cell phone with me. I can call 9-1-1.”

“Could you?”

“Yup. And maybe, if you’re not too busy, I could buy you some coffee? You know, while we wait for someone to come by and evict your bees.”

Kurt looks at Blaine, at his warm and honest smile, and that incredible smile from before returns. “I’d like that.”

***

“So, you boys met over latkes?”

“Well, technically, bees. But latkes, too,” Kurt says, reaching across the table to put a hand on Blaine’s, covering his new husband’s wedding band with his own. “I know it must sound corny to you, Mrs. Anderson …”

“It’s so sweet!” Blaine’s grandmother coos, moving her hand to cover the both of theirs. “Considering some of the distasteful ways young people meet nowadays - at night clubs and on the Internet - it’s nice to know that honest-to-God meet cutes still exist.”

“Kurt’s a hopeless romantic,” Blaine explains, giving his husband a kiss on the cheek, “so I lucked out.”

“You’re darned right!” Blaine’s grandmother gives their hands a squeeze. “That’s a story you’re going to be able to tell to your children … and your grandchildren … with no shame.”

Kurt turns to Blaine and smiles. “That’s what we’re hoping.”

The music in the hall transitions from the handful of fast-paced rock songs Blaine and Kurt decided to sit out to a slower Celine Dion number.

“Ah! Finally! Mr. Ander-Hummel,” Blaine says, “since this is one of the songs you picked specifically for us to dance to, would you like to join me on the dance floor?”

“I would.” Kurt winks at the older woman beaming at the two young man as they rise out of their seats and head for the dance floor. Other couples clear a path so husband and husband can have the center spotlight. Kurt puts a hand on Blaine’s shoulder, and Blaine wraps an arm around Kurt’s waist. They move together on the next down beat as polite applause travels around the room.

“You know, the speed in which you just lied to my grandmother is impressive,” Blaine whispers so only Kurt can hear. “Should I be frightened?”

“You should be grateful. Unless you wanted to tell a 96 year-old-woman with a pace maker that her grandson met his husband in the glory hole of a gay nightclub.” Kurt shakes his head, but he can’t help grinning. “In retrospect, we should have planned ahead. We knew this question might come up. No one really knows how we met.”

“We’d better remember that story then,” Blaine agrees, resting his head on Kurt’s shoulder. “It might come in handy later.”

[phdbff]

Expressing some emotions here

Hey fam! So. I’m doing ok. My psychologist says, actually, that I’m doing PERFECT and he wouldn’t change a thing...

But, my brain just seems to be a bit off, understandably. I’d say it’s probably emotional exhaustion. I just stepped out of my house to go on a quick walk to grab some iced tea ... and locked the door behind me while leaving the keys JUST inside. Argh!

Being awesome, I first took an Uber to the store to buy a lockpicking kit, but after a few brief attempts to open the lock myself, I gave up and called a locksmith. If I owned this house I would try to use brute force to break in (it’s 100+ years old), but since I rent, I’m gonna leave breaking and entering to the pros.

I really need to express my emotions, though, because I feel like the world is trying to keep me down. I didn’t write this all in my original post about having my heart broken, but my partner ended things with me after taking me on a long camping trip. This is significant because I HATE camping, and have asthma + allergies, so it’s nothing I would have ever done except to show my deep love for a significant other. I think the fact that I was willing to go camping for him and he didn’t even think twice about what a sacrifice that would be for me, at least gives me peace of mind knowing that I can do better — someday I’ll find a partner who is a little more empathetic and appreciative.

Anyway, during the trip, I got eaten alive by bugs — on my BUTT! — because that was the only place I didn’t cover in bug spray. This was like 5 days ago, but in the past 48 hours, I’ve developed an allergic/immune reaction to the bug bites as they attempt to heal. Last night I had hives all down my lower back and thighs, and a wacky rash that is spreading. It’s seriously on my butt and beneath my bra strap, like some sort of Scarlet Letter punishment or something. Knowing my own body, I’ll probably need to go to urgent care later to get a steroid shot. The universe is adding such physical insult to emotional injury in my time of heartache.

So, now I’m sitting outdoors on my porch with awful skin inflammation in the worst places, locked out of my house, in 108 degree weather. The locksmith said his assessment fee is $29, but I imagine I’ll have to pay a lot more than that for the actual work.

If you have the energy to reply to me or text with pet pics, funny gifs, etc., I appreciate them greatly as I sit outside waiting for the locksmith for who knows how long. And, if you want to support me as a broke grad student, this darn locksmith fee is going to take a small chunk out of my coffee fund, which you can click to support.

[ask-svt-hearteu]

Svt reaction to their girlfriend being clingy

requested by anon: "So what about a seventeen reaction to their girlfriend being really clingy?^-^ Thank you~ Love♡ "

Seungcheol- Seungcheol would probably sit down with you and ask you about why you're being clingy. You both know he's busy and he just wants to keep you happy, so the best solution he can come up with is trying to talk to you about it. Literally the softest human out there, he would make sure to insure you however he can that he's not going anywhere, with a joke maybe.

"y/n, I'll always text you back and be here, unless I get abducted by aliens or something."

Jeonghan- This boi is going to tease you like there's no tomorrow, he can be just as clingy and he's surprised that you seem to be too, so now he doesn't have to hide it and act cool and that it doesn't bother him that he's not by your side all the time. Would probably be a huge tease whenever he sees you, but you know he finds you unbearably adorable.

"Yah, y/n, you don't make things easy. It's a good thing I love you anyway."

Joshua- Probably won't make any comments whatsoever about you being clingy. He will however smile and laugh while trying his best to hide the fact he's doing that from you, because gosh darn it, you're hecka cute and what can he do, but promise to answer all your texts, and send you cute little pictures of what he's doing while thinking about you?

"There was this cute stuffed animal in a store window I passed today and I had to stop because it reminded me of you and I may have bought it for you. Yep it's right here, you can't take it back."

Jun- You'll be trying to get his attention, but he'll just be giggling in disbelief because he'll be thinking, oh my gosh, I must be so lucky to have such a cute gf, look at that face, I'm dying. Then he just picks you up and whirls you around for a bit and tell you how important you are to him, and that you don't need to be clingy because he isn't going anywhere.

"Seriously, I got like forty texts, y/n, do you have anyone else to talk to, because if not that's great for me, I want to text you all the time."

Hoshi- One excited puppy that's going to run around and say super cheesy things until you stop clinging just so he can give you lots of hugs and act too cute for you to handle. He's more clingy then you are probably and won't stop sending you cute gifs and emojis from his phone every second he can, just so you know that he's your bf.

"And today for lunch, I had ramen, but I wished I could have had it with you but that's ok because we'll see each other tomorrow and it's going to be fun and I'm excited-"

Wonwoo- He might be a bit quiet, but he'll do little things here and there to show that he cares, whether that be getting fresh flowers and leaving them where you can see them or writing little reminders and post-it notes and putting them everywhere reminding you his schedule and to call him and to not skip meals and always take care of your health.

"It's supposed to be chilly today, don't forget to wear a jacket, y/n. ~ Jeon Wonwoo"

Woozi- Jihoon originally isn't very touchy-feely, even with Svt, but he'd probably find you too adorable to refuse. He might even recommend you songs to listen to when you miss him and pat your head if you're being super clingy. He'd want you to understand that he's really busy, but even if so, he'll still want to hug you every time you see each other and not let go for thirty seconds.

"I'm back, y/n, did you miss me?"

Dk- This happy virus will not stop smiling and talking about how lucky he is to have a girlfriend who's always so concerned with him. He'll be clingy too and y'all will probably send a lot of cute emojis and random pics of cute puppies saying how it reminds you each of the other. He'll shower you with affection so you know he'll be by your side.

"I saw the cutest thing walking up to me today! What- the puppy? No it's you!"

Mingyu- The perfect example of clueless, he'd be asking why you were all of a sudden texting him a bunch of messages and refusing to let him go when it was time to go. But he'd never stop you. He'd hold you in his arms up until the last second, gently playing with your hair and always makes sure that you have everything you need before he goes like food.

"Your favorite snacks are in the fridge and I'll be back at ten, promise."

Minghao- Can't. Get. Over. How. Cute. You. Are. when you're trying to cling to him and texting him often. He's prob smiling like crazy with every text you send and showing everyone how cute you are. Might tease you a little bit for being clingy, but he'll always give you his full attention when he can and makes cute faces to show he's here for you.

"y/n, You're too cute, I can't."

Seungkwan- LMAO, this boi would have been just as clingy. "Did you eat yet?" "Why didn't you eat?" "Do you want to eat with me?" He's just a big fluffball who'd be glad that he's not the only clingy one. He's probably texting you frantically between performances and in waiting rooms. Will immediately cuddle you on sight.

"y/n, just let me hold you for five more seconds. no minutes. No five more hours. No you're stuck here forever, sorry."

Vernon- This guy is doing everything to be as reassuring as he possibly can. Probably always maintaining skinship, whether that be holding your hand, or pressing his arm mext to yours, or a light hand on the small of your back. Always trying to remind you he's there and will text you back immediately if he is able to. Prob low key clingy himself.

"Yah, y/n, you told me to call you right after the performance was over, why didn't you pick up?"

Chan- As always the youngest is confused as to why you're being like this, but he'll warm up and pick it up right away. He'll text reassuring messages and promise to call you often. He might find it a bit overwhelming in a relationship since he's always busy, but if you're ever being too difficult, he pulls that maknae charm on you and it's all over.

"y/n, pleeeeeease, please just wait a bit, a teeeeeeny tiny bit longer for me, I promise to be there for you."

MASTERLIST

[scottie-adam]

MOVIE MARATHON CUDDLES || KELSEY & SCOTT

WHO: Kelsey Sterling & Scott Evans  WHEN: September 21st, 2017 WHERE: Kelsey’s place, Cotton Plant, Arkansas WHAT: Kelsey and Scott have a movie night and discuss why they like “The Addams Family” so much, while cuddling

Kelsey let out a breath when she was finished putting everything together and glanced at the time as she walked into her small kitchen. She gotten two glasses, grabbed her ice cube tray and emptied the ice into a random ice bucket that she had gotten from a hotel in California. She pulled out her phone, waiting anxious. She was looking forward to this with Scott, since it might end up being fun instead of a disaster.

Scott had managed to quickly shower after work. He had been called out to a small fire, and while it wasn't a huge disaster, Scott could still smell the smoke on him. It didn't take him long to finish up and drive off to buy the promised Dingdongs, as well as some pizzas. Within a small matter of time, Scott pulled up at Kelsey's place and got out of his car to make his way up to the door. He was honestly looking forward to this; he needed an evening where he could just relax and watch some great Halloween films, and he was happy that it was in Kelsey's company. He knocked on the door and once she opened the door, he stood there with the food and a bright smile on his lips. "Hiya! You ordered a Scott, complete with snacks? Batteries are not included."

Kelsey smiled when she saw him standing there and did a quick snap of her fingers. "Darn, I was so looking forward to having batteries. I guess next time." She replied as she stepped to the side and shut it behind him. "You can put the pizzas and the Dingdongs on the coffee table and let me get our cups and drinks. Also, beware of the skeleton in the corner, it's motion activated." She headed into the kitchen, grabbed their cups and paper plates along with napkins then she headed back into the living room.

Scott grinned as he walked in and set the food down. Looking around for a bit, he saw the coffee table and nodded and put the food down. Obviously, when Kelsey mentioned the skeleton, Scott couldn't help but chuckle to himself. He was the kind of guy to walk down the aisle of Toys R' Us and press every button, so he /had/ to try this out too. Standing in front of it, it started going off and Scott couldn't help but laugh. "I love this!" He said, loud enough for Kelsey to hear it.

Kelsey glanced up to see Scott in front of the skeleton and let out a laugh along with a grin. "Good! Im glad that you love it!" She replied at the same volume, grabbed the movie stack and pulled out the first movie that they will watch. Once it was in the blu-ray player, she grabbed the bowl that came with it and placed in its hands. "That way, the kids can grab the candy out of the bowl and enjoy the skeleton as well." She glanced up at him and looked at the Skeleton.

Scott looked back over his shoulder to catch Kelsey's reaction and laughed with her. He loved Halloween - not because of the kids coming around, but because of the atmosphere. There was something cozy and nice about staying in and watching all of those scary movies made for the occasion. "That's really clever!" He said, before walking over and sitting on the couch. "So we're starting with "The Addams Family", right?"

Kelsey "Yeah, I also painted a thing for Halloween but Im still in the process of finishing it up." Kelsey replied as she followed him to the couch and moved some of the pillows. She nodded as she grabbed the bag of popcorn she had gotten from work and glanced over at him with a smile. "Yes and after that, 'The Addams Family Values.' because why stop after the first one?" She slipped off her shoes and gotten more comfortable on the couch. "You can make yourself at home too."

Scott was already loving this. He hadn't seen those movies in /forever/, so it was such an epic throwback. Nodding, Scott took his shoes off too and settled more down on the couch, so he was comfortable. After that, he unbuttoned his jeans - just to feel more at home. "I'm so happy that I'm watching these films with you, because thank God, you have great taste," He told her with a big smile. "For the last three years, I've been working during Halloween and I never thought to start early on the films, so I'm glad that we're doing this, you know?"

Kelsey tucked a piece of hair behind her ear and smile as she glanced over at him. "Well, thank you and Im glad that you're happy. I was afraid that I would be watching these films by myself." She moved where her body was kind of facing him and the screen as she talked. "Ouch, that doesnt sound too much fun and of course. Do you have to work this Halloween?"

Scott shrugged his shoulders. "I could never pass the opportunity of watching Halloween films with a friend," Scott told Kelsey, leaning his head back a bit and smiling at her. He was so relaxed right now, it was nice. "Whenever you want to watch these films again - even if it's tomorrow - I'll be here," He grinned at her and looked back at the screen to watch the opening credits. He quickly licked his lips before looking back at Kelsey, opening his mouth to respond. "I actually have no idea. I hope not. I've taken extra shifts during holidays, like Christmas and Easter, so I really hope that I get this year's Halloween off. But who knows." He told her, shrugging his shoulders. "If I do though, I'm /so/ dressing up as Batman!"

Kelsey returned the smile as she gotten more comfortable after grabbing the stereo remote and looked at him as she rested her head against the back of the couch. "Great, I'll make sure to let you know." She returned the grin before she glanced at the screen, adjusted the volume some and stretched out her legs some. She glanced back at him as he talked, nodded as she listened and placed the remotes on the table. "Hope so, because I was going to ask you if you wanted to hang out on Halloween." She grinned. "You better and you better send me pics."

Scott reached over and grabbed a plate and put a slice of pizza on it. He nodded eagerly, hearing what she had to say. "Oh, definitely! Like, if I have the day off, I'll be here, in my Batman outfit, watching "Hocus Pocus" with you!" Scott told her, taking a bite of his pizza. "Then you get the experience the real Batman, and not just a picture-kind." He grinned and looked back at the screen to focus on the film now.

Kelsey let out a laugh when she heard him and nodded. "You better be!" She replied as she grabbed a slice for herself and took a bite out of it as he spoke. "I rather experience the real Batman than the picture kind." She swallowed as she looked at the screen as she gotten more comfortable.

Scott scoffed and grinned. " Who wouldn't?" He said, rhetorically and finished eating his pizza. He leaned back into the couch again, his arm stretching out on the backrest, above Kelsey. "I love Morticia and Gomez's relationship," Scott started, looking over at the girl next to him. "They're totally couple-goals, with their mutual respect and support." Scott was becoming more and more comfortable, sitting there in Kelsey's house, and he was really relaxing with her.

Kelsey shrugged a bit as she finished her slice and grabbed a napkin from the table. She leaned back against the couch once more as she glanced over at him as he spoke, nodded in agreement as she spread out the blanket once her hands were free and looked over at him. "Right? Their relationship is prime example of a healthy relationship." She leaned somewhat towards him and felt herself relaxed around him.

Scott had always admired Morticia and Gomez's relationship and could only wish for one like it, himself. Obviously, without the need to "torture" each other. A bit further into the film, Scott realized that he and Kelsey were pretty much cuddling; she was tucked into his body and he pretty much had his arm around her. Honestly, he wasn't that experienced of a cuddler, but this seemed safe to do and it felt nice enough to have the warmth of her body at his side. It felt safe, in a way.

Kelsey covered them both up mindlessly as she watched the movie and let out a sigh of content. She rested her head on his chest, hoping it was okay and knew that if someone walked into her apartment and saw them like this, they would be asking questions and wondered if the two friends were a couple. She knew that Morticia and Gomez had a great relationship, something that she idolized ever since she was a kid but wasn't for sure if she would find something like that.

Scott was grateful for Kelsey putting the blanket over the both of them, feeling like it was a real movie-night now. He didn't think too much of it when she started to cuddle him even more, with her head on his chest and all. It felt quite natural if you asked him. Like she just kinda belonged there. He wasn't sure if she felt anything for him, except for just pure friendliness - which he was completely fine with. Scott treasured each and every one of his friends and knew that if he tried anything with one of them, there could end up being consequences. Looking down at the girl who was resting on him, he smiled and sighed contently. "I think I connect with Wednesday on a spiritual level."

Kelsey draped an arm around his chest and let out a sigh of relaxation. She felt safe there, knowing that all of her problems rather melted away per say. She had like Scott more than anything and didn't know he returned the feelings. She glanced up at him as he started to talk, raised an eyebrow as she thought it was interesting and rested her chin on his chest as she looked up at her. "Oh yeah? How come?"

Scott shrugged his shoulders and raised his eyebrows, thinking about it a bit. "Well, she's genuinely very bitter and doesn't have time for losers," Scott said, knowing that he certainly could be very bitter - just more about himself than anything else. And Scott didn't allow himself to be around people who didn't want him anyway; people who he thought were losers for not wanting his company. "And she's overall just a badass, and I'm sorry, but have you looked at me?" Scott said, smirking slightly. "I'm like the baddest ass in the Evans clan."

Kelsey nodded as she agreed and smirked a little bit. "This is true and I have looked at you. Oh yeah, you're totally the bad ass of the Evans. You also have a great ass so." She said, without thinking and swallowed some. "Im also the bad ass of my family, so I totally get it." She quickly looked away and back at the screen, knew that she remembered this movie by heart then back at him.

Scott couldn't help but let out a chuckle. The fact that they were even talking about this just meant that Scott was really comfortable in Kelsey's company. He let out a laugh as he heard a comment but then continued to listen as she continued. He nodded, agreeing with her. "Thanks for the compliment, by the way." He said, giving her a slight nudge with his side. He looked back at the film to watch it, knowing how much he loved it.

Kelsey smiled when she felt him give her a slight nudge. "You're welcome." She replied as she gotten comfortable and rested her head on his chest once more as she watched it. She draped her arm over him again and let out sigh.