#I miss my booooooooooy :(

[breitzbachbea]

It is soooo. Bad. That literally everything I wanna do shit for requires research. I need to research for both IP and TA. So no, it can't be my treat for doing my uni work bc I WON'T ACTUALLY FUCKING GET TO WRITE ANYTHING ANYWAYS, JUST LEARN HOW A FUCKING CIRCUIT WORKS.

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F1 Re-Watch 2022: Round 19 - USA

More mild shock because it’s a race I did remember to watch C4 highlights of!!

Granted, the bulk of my memories around this race were Lewis nearly winning, Seb leading for one (1) lap and Seb and Kevin’s INSANE last lap battle for P8.

Oh and once again everyone wore cowboy hats because Texas

So, grab your team coloured Stetsons and let’s jump in!

I think this race was good?? I mean I hope it is

I actually like COTA as a track, it’s pretty decent (and the best of all the current USA tracks by a mile imho)

(yes I’m saying that despite us being months away from Vegas bc what is the Vegas layout 😭)

Anyway, starting grid whiplash:

“Lots of drivers out of position thanks to penalties” 2015 McLaren Honda flashbacks

ouch Dan P15 & Charles P12.

BUT SEB TOP 10 YEAAAAAAAH BOI

LANCE P5!!!!!!! LEWIS P3!!!!!! INJECT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

I love it when the starting grid whiplash is actually nice

“This race could be anyone’s today” Really Crofty??? Really??? When the RB18 exists???

Helmet watch: Lewis’ neon yellow helmet with the purple visor >>>>>>

They had to change Lewis’ brakes before the start???? I really will be taking a sledgehammer to the W13 when I’m finished re-watching 2022

[Start/Lap 1]: Oh... a Merc murdered Sainz at turn 1

or not he’s gotten going he’s just at the back

oh it was Russell erguhaii

The saga of George Russell’s violence against the grid continues

anyway SEB UP INTO P5!!!!!!!!!

THAT’S! MY! BOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!!!!!!

[Lap 2]: aaaaaaand Sainz DNF. 

Charles up to P9

LANCE IS IN P3??????

STOP THE RACE

TEAM GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN 💚💚💚💚💚💚

[Lap 3]: and 5 sec penalty for Russell t-boning Sainz

Meanwhile Albon has no grip, and has dropped to P10 from P8 and has Bottas all up in his business

“The Aston Martin is working well around here” Inject it, frame it, capture it, remember it

the AMR22 is a tractor no more!!!!

“Lightning reactions from Lewis Hamilton” Of course??? He’s a king, tell us something we don’t know

[Lap 5]: No George, don’t overtake Lance. That would be rude.

also boo Perez got past Seb

welp Lance demoted to P4

“Howdy Crofty!” HI TED!!!! 👋

[Lap 6]: aw no Nicky spun 😔

oh Perez’s front wing is not looking healthy, front wing endplate went poof

(Alexa play I Want to Break Free by Queen)

[Lap 7]: Meanwhile Lance and Seb are vibing in P5 and P6 as the unbothered Kings they are 💚

....Lewis is three tenths faster than Verstappen you say???

please tell me we get a Hammertime radio it has been SO LONG

[Lap 8]: I’m ignoring the Ferrari radio that came up telling Charles they’re already thinking about Plan B :))))))))

Perez v Russell... I fear much violence

[Lap 9]: Charles up to P7, the race seems to have calmed down for now

I may cry at the Seb and Charles battle though, I miss them 😭

[Lap 10]: and the gap is down to 8 tenths, @ TV director show me my boys!!!

It’s also seemingly fucking WIMDY at COTA

[Lap 11]: oh the #JustLewisThings of him saying he’s not happy with his tyres then proceeding to set a purple sector, nature is healing

ahhhhhhh there’s Charles v Seb!!!!

The fact that this would have caused me pain in 19 & 20 but now we’re rejoicing. Growth!!

[Lap 12]: Gasly pits, after Bottas pitted the lap before, overcut win!

and back to Charles v Seb

and Charles gets past pretty easily

HAMMERTIME RADIO!!!! IT’S BEEN 84 YEARS!!!!

Bono I’m sending you a basket of the finest pastries AND flowers

[Lap 13]: Lewis pits for hards??? I’m still recovering from the radio message so I’m not fully processing what’s going on

aw Lewis came out behind Seb after pitting

[Lap 14]: Verstappen and Russell pit, also both for hards

oh my days Lance trying to fight him GO ON MY SON

anyway this is a very early pit window, I can only assume it was a bit warm on race day

Charles up into P3, but he’s yet to stop

[Lap 15]: Perez pits for hards also

LANCE P3!!! SEB P4!!!! STOP! THE! RACE!

“Aston Martin running in the top 3 for the first time this season” *longest yeah boi ever*

[Lap 16]: And Lance pits for... mediums

And Lewis got past Seb for P3

and sets the fastest first sector. 

Esteban and Mick having a slightly spicy battle, mainly bc Esteban’s car got caught by some wind

[Lap 17]: “Plan E consider” p a i n 

I mean at least it came from Charles but Ferrari kindly fuck off

[Lap 18]: Yellow flag sector 3????

oh Bottas is beached in the gravel

OH shit Safety Car

ah AM Safety Car my beloved

Will Ferrari be smart and pit Charles under the SC??

[Lap 19]: THEY DO!!! They found their braincell!!!

“Plan EEEEEEE this is lucky for us!” I love Ted so much

oh Seb pits too!! nice!!

Charles in P4, Seb in P6. WE’RE VIBING FOLKS!!!

oh replay of the George on Sainz violence at the start again

[Lap 20]: First SC at Austin since 2015 apparently, a somewhat fun fact (That was a half wet race iirc??? I’m not sure)

fuck what is this drone footage I’m getting vertigo

Lewis still having brake issues, I will sledgehammer the W13 and then burn it

[Lap 21]: SC ending, boys please don’t be dumb I don’t want any carnage

Lewis the filling in a RBR sandwich... does NOT spark joy

phew no nonsense as of yet

[Lap 22]: SEB TAKES P6!!!!

And Esteban locks up and Mick takes P12 

OH SHIT FERNANDO

AND LANCE

NOOOOOO

that was not the fun whiplash fyi

And of course Crofty mentions the fact that we had future teammate on teammate violence

[Lap 23]: Also I’m sorry but Lance’s car is on the track and there’s debris everywhere, where is the red flag?????

...

Not Fernando hitting Lance’s rear and then doing a wheelie

F1 CARS SHOULDN’T DO THAT

that really did not spark joy

the various on-board replays of debris flying everywhere are also not sparking joy

[Lap 24]: This race has been surprisingly eventful despite not having that much actual racing oh my days

Lance walking alone through the paddock... Alonso you can meet my fists

[Lap 25]: SC ending, again boys please DON’T BE DUMB

I am anxious

restart 2 electric boogaloo - so far no carnage

[Lap 26]: “Sebastian Vettel gaining on George Russell” screaming, crying clutching my chest in euphoria

oh he is legit closing up on him 

go on Seb, get him!!!

[Lap 27]: 8 tenths of a second gap 👀👀👀

okay the gap is fluctuating between 8 tenths and 1.1 seconds but I’m on full hopium and delusion

[Lap 28]: DRS re-enabled

Nicky fastest on the speed trap. Goatifi intensifies.

also I heard Ted say news from McLaren and I immediately had the ‘McLaren news’ jingle from The Fast and The Curious podcast play in my head thanks Chris Hugill 

[Lap 29]: Seb now 2.2 seconds behind Russell, the hopium was fun while it lasted

Charles v Perez???? 👀👀👀👀👀

[Lap 30]: CHARLES WITH THE LUNGE TAKES P3!!!!

woot woooooooot!!!!

“And there’s a lot of fans here that will want to kiss Charles for that” yes and I’m one of them get in line

[Lap 32]: Meanwhile George still has a loose endplate on his front wing after his lap 1 violence

[Lap 33]: Verstappen apparently not very happy with the wind

Oh, Mick and Kevin both in the Top 10!!!! We adore to see it!!!

[Lap 34]: Why are we cutting to Ed Sheeran???? Show me the cars!!!

Mick and Yuki both pit

[Lap 35]: and Lewis pits, undercut maybe??

oh and Yuki’s undercut did work on passing Norris

[Lap 36]: Verstappen pits

and it’s slow 👀

LEWIS TAKES THE NET RACE LEAD

😭🙌

More Perez on Russell fisticuffs

[Lap 37]: ah nvm Russell pits

[Lap 38]: Charles v Verstappen... spicy

both of them are on the mediums while Lewis is on the hards

[Lap 39]: Perez pits

AND SEB TAKES THE LEAD!!!!!

STOP! THE! RACE!!!!

Oh Charles doing the switcheroo on Verstappen, BEAUTIFUL

AND Seb P1, with Lewis P2. I know the end result and I do not care but STOP THE RACE!!

Seb leading his 3,500th lap, I love him so much 😭😭😭😭

[Lap 40]: Cut to Seb in the lead with Lewis P2, feels so good and SO organic

[Lap 41]: Lewis takes the lead, not surprising, but seeing them on track together one last time was very beautiful

and diving head first into the sea of delusion we go Lewis is def gonna win right? 🥲

this race has legit been so fun though

“Good to see Sebastian Vettel up there” preach it Ted!!!!!

[Lap 42]: 15 laps left. yelling.

slow stop for Seb 😭😭😭😭😭😭

16.8 seconds 😭

It’s okay Team Green I still love you

[Lap 43]: no don’t go back to the drone cam it’s not fun

Charles still in DRS range of Verstappen

[Lap 44]: But Verstappen goes half a second quicker than Lewis...

welp

[Lap 45]: Perez going 1.5 secs quicker with a borked front wing??? What is going on in the House of Commons????

Seb watch: in P13 1.6 seconds behind Yuki

Norris v Ocon!!! Beloved midfield spice!!!!

[Lap 46]: Lewis and Verstappen doing almost identical lap times on similar age of tyres, though on different compounds. STRESS.

[Lap 47]: 10 laps left 😬

Gap just under two seconds, love how I’m slightly stressed despite knowing the end podium 😂

It’s the ✨ emotional investment ✨

[Lap 48]: Now would be a great time for another Hammertime radio Bono just saying

SEB ONBOARD

He’s in P12 after Ocon pitted

He’s on the back of a DRS train on fresher tyres LET’S GET IT WELTMEISTER!!!

[Lap 49]: Alonso’s mirror just... fell off????

alrighty then

ughhhhhh Verstappen has DRS

I am stressed Angela and stressed Angela is me

[Lap 50]: Thank you Brundle I really needed you to list all of Verstappen’s car advantages 😭

But more importantly SEB INTO P10 KLAXON!!!!!

...

fuck me I did not breathe during Lewis’ and Verstappen’s battle

Lewis did not give up though and I love him for it

[Lap 52]: SEB INTO P9!!!!!!

and back down to P10, he’s having some fistcuffs with Albon

and round the outside, back into the points, that’s my 4 time world champion

6.3 secs behind Kevin with 4 laps left

It’s fun knowing what happens in advance sometimes

ohhh Seb let Albon back by bc he went off, that’s fair

[Lap 53]: Verstappen assigned track limits criminal by GP, Bono, and Lewis

and then Lewis gets a warning himself svuoheaugh

boys

[Lap 54]: The one positive is that the RBR has not streaked off into the distance, the W13 has some rights.

I mean I’m still going to take a sledgehammer to it though

[Lap 55]: Seb watch: 3.2 seconds behind Kevin now

oh and already down to 2 seconds 👀

gap between Lewis and Max is three seconds though 😭

[Lap 56]: Ignoring the front and watching Seb on the running order, gap down to 1.5 seconds

...now 8 tenths of a second

(I know the overtake is coming but the hype is fun)

[Finish]: Verstappen wins, Lewis P2 and Charles P3!!!

now show me Seb!!!!!

THERE HE IS!!!!!!

go on go on go onnnnn

AND DOWN THE INSIDE HE GOES!!!!!

SEB P8!!!!!!!! THAT’S!!! MY!!!!  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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such a peach of a move like... Go off King you dropped this 👑

gonna celebrate with the biscoff ice cream mum just brought me 🥳

Well, that was actually a pretty fun race!!! You didn’t really know who was going to win until the last few laps, which could not be said for a lot of races in 2022 imho. Charles going from P12 to P3 was iconic af, Lewis making the most of his first proper chance in ages for a win was superb, and Seb was just doing iconic Seb shit... AND we got some midfield spice to boot!!

Overall, 8 front wings out of 10. Next race: Mexico!

[futuristicglam]

only posting this because ,,, i dont want to bother anyone tbh but booooooooooi my mental health has been SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT , feelings i havent felt in long time! oh dear summer depression is here! i was okay with how life is rn, but now im just.. so wishing things were as they used to be. i know its still possible for things to be the way they were. but it just feels so far removed and i dont know, i feel like so much is lost already rip </3 

and even before, i fucking wasted so much time with so much bullsit! why did i do that! waste my time with things i didnt want/ with s person that was no good! i shouldve just .. tried to keep things as they were, they were pretty good. and then i decided to fuck it up! now im slowing getting back to a good place but.. lately i just feel so much sadness for all the lost time...... i know its no use and past is the past but it bothers me.......... i am missing people and things and just a lot. oh well......... nothing huge i guess we all experience this in one way or another but

i feel like its all the too late already, someone pls tell me its not too late... :(

[baekhvuns]

Yeah I'm grocery shopping and almost doing the choreography lsususidhisjs embarrassing luv.

I think perhaps kpop stans hate it because at some point almost everyone was doing tropical house? Now many fans hate on EDM, girl crush, 80s etc. But I like some summer tropical house bops!Tbh when I saw Hwa I thought he would be rather serious, then he turned out shy THEN THRUSTED IN MY FACE?! I was so baffled 🥴

I say if you wanna throw insults be creative and funny about it, most antis are either vile or plainly boring 🥱

Yes they absolutely try to fit the mains into the basic personas, but they often turn out irrelevant to most people and they can't even be relatable. The fake badass ones are embarrassing too it's true absolutely pick mes and we don't stan that 🤚🏻

When may I expect you? I will have to lock my merch first jsydyqhshshsja, but I also need to ask tiny if she's taking visitors now, girl is busy hiding under the bed lol

Winter in most places looks like shit LITERALLY so much mud when it rains and snows and for what? And you can see dogs (or perhaps human) piss traces on the snow??? Fucking gross, some dog owners also think "oh there's snow, no need to clean the shit" 🔫🔫🔫

Wait, bestie that broadcast photocard is the fanmade one I ordered from Etsy, I got all of them because no one would sell broadcast pcs for that cheap, now they're out of stock so I'm glad I did 😭 that seller had many different "broadcast" sets and I got them all. But they look so real like I said, almost identical to the actual ones! https://imgur.com/a/YKpHXvK

I'm gonna make an account solely dedicated to Hwa's legs and what about it 🤗

Ok I'm gonna check that manhwa out, but I need to finally catch up on the ones I started, idk why it's so hard for me recently

Hsusyehsha that Jackson party question, NCT's lyrics traumatised me, thanxx. I got MR. GENTLEMAN and it's a photo of my gentle sexy man Joshua lolol this is not me at all, but cute. And you?

Btw, my waiting fic list includes: nerd Hwa, milf reader and of course villain reader. Am I missing anything? Probably lolol. So we spoke about reversed AU like bad girl Y/N x good boy Hwa, but what about bad girl Y/N x bad boy Hwa 🤯 I don't really see it too often. I know the relationship can easily become toxic I read one fic that was absolutely excellent at it, two rich kids acting tough and another that was rather heartbreaking because both characters struggled with life. But I think this has a great potential, just saaaayyyyyyin

THE FIRST PHOTO AAAAAAA HE'S A SMALL BOY A TINY BOOOOOOOOOOY, the second one let's not talk about https://twitter.com/PSHsource/status/1531305919627288577?t=9MjWzWpcyOxNcdO32YOVBw&s=19 - DV 💖

helLo hello!!!

Yeah I'm grocery shopping and almost doing the choreography lsususidhisjs embarrassing luv.

FBWKDHWK BULNORIYA IN THE GROCERY STORE 😭😭😭

I think perhaps kpop stans hate it because at some point almost everyone was doing tropical house? Now many fans hate on EDM, girl crush, 80s etc. But I like some summer tropical house bops!Tbh when I saw Hwa I thought he would be rather serious, then he turned out shy THEN THRUSTED IN MY FACE?! I was so baffled 🥴

i think most hate ur bc of kard 💀💀 bc their title tracks were consistently the exact same and the way ppl were going @ them,,, YEAAH MANY HATE EDM??? but its literally so good,, ppl have very specific taste but they say they have a diverse taste at the same time have me 🔫🔫 BRKWHDKWFHWK THRUSTED IN MY FACE LMFAOOOOTBWKFHEK its exactly how every shinestar was born 😭😭😭

I say if you wanna throw insults be creative and funny about it, most antis are either vile or plainly boring 🥱

NO FRRRR CREATIVE INSULTS ARE IMPRESSIVE I WONT EVEN BE MAD ANYMORE IF BE CLAPPING

Yes they absolutely try to fit the mains into the basic personas, but they often turn out irrelevant to most people and they can't even be relatable. The fake badass ones are embarrassing too it's true absolutely pick mes and we don't stan that 🤚🏻

yEAAAH the hit or miss formula is always most certainly a miss 😭😭 NO BC THE FAKE BADASS CONSISTS OFF swearing unnecessarily, smoking heavily, dressing in black fits bc “dark like my soul” or the “comebacks” they have to certain insults is so embarrassingfbwkfhdk

When may I expect you? I will have to lock my merch first jsydyqhshshsja, but I also need to ask tiny if she's taking visitors now, girl is busy hiding under the bed lol

EXPECT ME IN TWO DAYS I WILL HUNT THE PC COLLECTION,,, omg 😭😭😭 miss tiny pls gimme an appointment to behold ur presence 😭😭😭🤲🏼

Winter in most places looks like shit LITERALLY so much mud when it rains and snows and for what? And you can see dogs (or perhaps human) piss traces on the snow??? Fucking gross, some dog owners also think "oh there's snow, no need to clean the shit" 🔫🔫🔫

NO BC SO MF TRUE??? THE PEE STAINS AND THE MUDDY SLUSHY BLACK ICE SNOW GIVES ME THE CREEPS IVE FELL DOWN SO MANY TIMES I HATE IT,,, the pee stains, shit stains and the garbage they leave under the snow

Wait, bestie that broadcast photocard is the fanmade one I ordered from Etsy, I got all of them because no one would sell broadcast pcs for that cheap, now they're out of stock so I'm glad I did 😭 that seller had many different "broadcast" sets and I got them all. But they look so real like I said, almost identical to the actual ones! https://imgur.com/a/YKpHXvK

IS IT FJWKFJKWFHLW SCREAMING THEY LOOK SO REAL AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS POB’S NFBWM NO BC if the fake ones look exactly like the real,,, then why spend 200$+ 👁👄👁🤚🏼

I'm gonna make an account solely dedicated to Hwa's legs and what about it 🤗

FBWKDHWK @ ME IN EVERY SINGLE POST

Ok I'm gonna check that manhwa out, but I need to finally catch up on the ones I started, idk why it's so hard for me recently

i have been avoiding the webtoon app like a plague i have not looked at it its just so much work jvbwkfhwk

Hsusyehsha that Jackson party question, NCT's lyrics traumatised me, thanxx. I got MR. GENTLEMAN and it's a photo of my gentle sexy man Joshua lolol this is not me at all, but cute. And you?

LMFAOOOO THWMHD THE QUESTIONS WERE SO FUNNY AND THE OPTIONS WERE EVEN FUNNIER 😭😭😭 MR GENTLEMAN OKAY HELLO HELLO 🤚🏼🤚🏼

Btw, my waiting fic list includes: nerd Hwa, milf reader and of course villain reader. Am I missing anything? Probably lolol. So we spoke about reversed AU like bad girl Y/N x good boy Hwa, but what about bad girl Y/N x bad boy Hwa 🤯 I don't really see it too often. I know the relationship can easily become toxic I read one fic that was absolutely excellent at it, two rich kids acting tough and another that was rather heartbreaking because both characters struggled with life. But I think this has a great potential, just saaaayyyyyyin

IM RLY ROOTING FOR THAT VILLAIN READER SO BAD !!! also the wedding etl !!! i am absolutely so in love with the idea of it <3 also the bridgerton san + mingi’s rewrite 😭😭 OLAY HELLO AYO AYO AYO I LIKE THAT MUCH BETTER BAD BOY YN X BAD BOY HWA but its def bard to come up with that plot,,, bc they can either be like rivals or enemies or like secret alliances or like secret relationships??? it’ll def be tough to come up with a plot,,, OH GOD THAT FIC SOUNDS SO GOOD PLS DO SEND IT MY WAY

THE FIRST PHOTO AAAAAAA HE'S A SMALL BOY A TINY BOOOOOOOOOOY, the second one let's not talk about https://twitter.com/PSHsource/status/1531305919627288577?t=9MjWzWpcyOxNcdO32YOVBw&s=19 - DV 💖

FHWMDJWKFHWK TINY BOYYY IDK WHY I JUST SEE U YELLING IT IN THE GROCERY STORE 😭😭😭😭

the way i inhaled at that photo set. do not approach me. i am. livid. hOW DARE U.

yes

ANON IM YELLING IM YELLING IM YELLING

[harryandlouisarehappilystrong]

My boss just started playing One Thing on the loud speaker and I’m trying so hard not to cry lmao god I miss my booooooooooys y’all I miss themmmm :(

[ritzyishkabibble-archived]

Fitz Sings: Mine Mine Mine

Song: Mine, Mine, Mine from Disney’s Pocahontas (Young’s Version)

            [ $ FRANCIS SCOTT KEY FITZGERALD $ ]

“The gold of Cortez, the jewels of Pizarro Will seem like mere trinkets by this time tomorrow The gold we find here will dwarf them by far Oh, with all ya got in ya boys...”

“Dig up Virginia booooooooooys!”

“Miiiine, boys, mine ev’ry mountain And diiiig, boys, dig ‘til ya drop Grab a piiiick, boys, quiiiiick, boys Shove in a shovel, uncover those lovely Pebbles that sparkle and shiiiiine It’s goooold...”

“And it’s mine, miiiine, miiiiiine!”

“Oh, how I love it!”

“Riches for cheap!”

“There’ll be heaps of it!”

“And Iiiii’ll be on top of the heeeeeaaaap!”

“My rivals back home It’s not that I’m bitter But think how they’ll squirm When they see how I glitter The ladies are court Will be all a-twitter The king will reward me He’ll knight me...”

“No...”

“Lord me!”

“It’s miiine, miiine, mine for the taking! It’s miiiine, boys...”

“Mine me that gold!”

“With those nuuuuuggets, duuuuuuuug it’s Glory they’ll give me King Jimmy will probably build me a shrine When all of the goooold is Miiiiine!”

“Alllll of my life, I’ve searched for a land like this oooooone A wilder, more challenging country I couldn’t desiiiiiiign Hundreds of dangers await and I don’t plan to miss oooooooone! In a land I can claim, a land I can tame, the greatest adventure is mine!”

“Keep on working, lads Don’t be shirking lads... Mine, boys, mine Mine me that gold...”

“Beautiful gold!”

“Make the mounds big, boys...”

“I’d help you to dig boys But I’ve got this crick in me spine!”

“This land we behoooold, this beauty untooooold A man can be boooold, it all can be soooold! And the gooooold iiiiiiiis....”

“Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!”