#I might talk about FT's relationship with skid

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lowkey, spill the beans on LavenderCrook. They look cute^^

KAJSJS HOORAY!!! OKAY SO,, IT'S A BIT LONG I HOPE YOU GUYS DON'T MIND

PS: My name headcanons for Fat Thief is Oliver and for Thin Thief is Louis + They're brothers to me!!

Tagging @articus-icecream cuz IT'S YOUR FAULT GEAHAHSJKSJSJ/pos

Lila and Oliver met purely by accident when she needed help with something, most likely a very casual place such as a supermarket where Lila was too tired to even make sure that the co-worker gave her the right charge and he corrects them so they'd pay the rest. It'd stay like that, but he tried to talk to her a little more because 1. She looked pretty tired and perhaps needed some help and 2. She was very pretty overall,,

She ended up not accepting any help but did offered her number since they had a nice conversation, and slowwly they were talking more and more, going from texts, to seeing each other, to Lila actually inviting him over! He'd do it aswell but his house is MISERABLE and Louis didn't even know about her-

Either way he was getting closer to her, consequently to Skid aswell, BUT lying regards a few things on his life such as telling Lila that he works in a simple store and NOT telling that he's a thief, and a lot more like his house, family, etc, he was just scared that it'd startle her.

AND FINALLYYYY after lots of trust and talks and helps, they fell for each other. Took longer for Lila to accept and let her fears aside but once it happened they started dating, and it was just what she needed. Just wholesomeness, someone there to help with the house and her son, and he's just a normal guy!!! Apparently

Yea, no. Just like the cult demanded, both of the thieves began to steal Lila's house after Skiddad's stuff, which Oliver did tried to avoid and resulted in NOTHING but himself being scolded. He felt super guilty already for stressing his girlfriend even more without her knowledge and the DOUBLE of guilt upon finding out that the oh so traumatizing husband that she had was actually his leader.

Oliver began to be even more affectionate and caring with her to try compensating how much of an ASS he's being (despite doing it unwillingly), to the point where he gave up and told Louis about her since he was spending more time outside than at home without even updating Louis. His brother keeps telling that he has to tell her the truth to not upset her but Oliver is way too scared for that. If Lila ever finds out that Oliver knew all of those things and never told her she'd try her best to understand his side of things but also be completely devastated that once more she has been betrayed by someone she loved.

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362436/906090 - three numbers each refer to a specific measurement of a woman’s body

Hourglass body measurements – body shape online calculator “A room without books is like a body without a soul.”  ― Marcus Tullius Cicero “Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”  ― Hunter S. Thompson, The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967 “The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less. These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete... Remember, to spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever. Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side. Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent. Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you. Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person might not be there again. Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.”  ― Bob Moorehead, Words Aptly Spoken

362436/906090

Hourglass Figure/Hourglass Body

What is the meaning of 36 24 36 figure? A 36 24 36 figure is a type of hourglass figure. The three numbers each refer to a specific measurement of a woman’s body. The first is the bust, measured around the fullest point of the chest. The next measurement is the waist, which is the narrowest part of a relaxed torso. The final measurement is around the hips, the widest point below the waist when both feet are together. The 36 24 36 figure is measured in inches, and in centimeters is known as the 90 60 90 figure. Hourglass Figure Sophia Loren Dynamic Vision Board Structure by Adam Pierce, 2019 Hourglass body measurements – body shape online calculator About Hourglass Body or Hourglass figure 362436/906090 What waist size was Marilyn Monroe? Further, one of her dress makers also chimed in with exact measurements he took. Those measurements were 5 ft. 5.5 inches tall; 35 inch bust; 22 inch waist (approximately 2-3 inches less than the average American woman in the 1950s and 12 inches less than average today); and 35 inch hips, with a bra size of 36D. 362436/906090 Beauty Bio Net Exhibition 3DHM Dynamic Vision Board Mental Model by Lena Rhomberg and Adam Pierce at MHC Virtual Museum Mental Model Key Words: Beauty, Beginning, Beautiful Power, Infinity Hourglass Figure Celebrities: Marilyn Monroe, Raquel Welch, Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez, Dita Von Teese, Blake Lively, Scarlett Johansson, Sophia Loren, Kim Kardashian, Jayne Mansfield, Ursula Andress, Brigitte Bardot, Anita Ekberg, Dita von Teese, Salma Hayek, more Hourglass Figure Celebrities 362436/906090 Read the full article