#I mean you dont butcher salt and cure that pig yourself.....
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you see the average italian is a gourmet michelin chef and the average german eats dirt from the ground
what i wanna see from YouTube or Tiktok is instead of italians being outraged at how americans prepare like. carbonara the wrong inauthentic way or whatever. i wanna see germans get offended by americans preparing kassler and sauerkraut the wrong way. or danes be outraged at an inauthentic american try at skipperlabskovs. i mean. its not very realistic bc nobody wants to cook or eat that. but its time we lay the italian cuisine to rest. dont wanna see a single italian get mad at putting cream in a carbo anymore. its old its ancient. something else something else do my eyebrows something else
#What do you mean#No one knows how to cook kassler#Its not a science#I mean you dont butcher salt and cure that pig yourself.....#Or maybe you do#I do believe the italians shit out the eggs for the carbonara themselves too#So ive heard
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