#I mean that was a big assspider and I’m the only here at the moment so I had to face this monster alone | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

chiefguideandcentre · 2 years ago

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I just want y’all to know that I just killed a huge spider that came swinging down from the ceiling in my office and it was huge and scary looking and I did it all by myself. Not all heroes wear capes

#but for real though like in general all spiders are big to me #but I’m not exaggerating this time when I say it was big #I mean that was a big assspider and I’m the only here at the moment so I had to face this monster alone #it just lowered its way done from the ceiling I literally watched it in horror #and then it was right next to one of the chairs in my office so I was like I’m gonna squish u spider!#bc I’m not gonna use my shoe for a monster of this size #but of course I missed it and I thought it escaped #and I was like omg no now I’m gonna have to sit in her all day with a monster in the loose! but then I spotted it near the wall #and was like omg what do I do?!#I have nothing to squish it with now bc it’s so close to the wall #so all I could do was use a paper towel and squish it that way #I had to use my hand ppl!#separated only by a piece of paper towel #it was awful and gross #I was definitely like ewww omg gross omg!! the entire time #and before anybody is all omg spiders are sweet precious creatures how dare you!!#there is no window in here that I can open and I’m not about to carry a live spider as far as I would have to to take it outside #it shouldn’t have been here #it shouldn’t have let me see it #it shouldn’t have traumatized me for life

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