#I mean tbf if the vampire was Alex fucking Gaskarth I might feel differently
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currently at war with myself because Bite Me!Jack is like 21 and Bite Me! Alex is like 210-ish which is a major age gap
But since Alex was Born a vampire he ages by the decade and not the year so he’s mentally and physically 21 he’s just,,, been alive for 210 years
But also decades are still entire decades???
#fantasy story age gaps are so hard to justify#like when vampires live forever then are they supposed to meet the love of their life who’s the same age in vampire years??#how’s a vampire gonna find someone around their age range when vampire society is so scattered and non communicative#but like I at 21 would probably be so put off by some immortal vampire hitting on me#I mean tbf if the vampire was Alex fucking Gaskarth I might feel differently#buts it’s just a weird age gap right#I’m not the only one thinking this right#like obviously it’s fiction and it doesn’t matter#and like I ship sterek in my free time so hashtag cancel me#but like#Alex won’t Stop Aging until he’s like 250#his brain is still in vampire developmental stages#but he’s also got almost two centuries on Jack#which is WEIRD right??#neon speeks#neon thinks too much#neon hyperfixates on vampires again#bite me fic
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