#I mean my beautiful German/Dutch renaissance soft shapes
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grrrr why did people ever stop wearing mid-renaissance clothes
#yes I am mad bc I wanna go to fetes galantes with a friend in a few years#which will mean having to make a baroque gown and I just think Baroque dresses are so ugly 😭#give me back my beautiful renaissance shapes please!!! I am crying I am shaking etc#and by renaissance I do not mean whatever rigid monstrocities the british had going on during the tudor and elisabethan era#I mean my beautiful German/Dutch renaissance soft shapes#with just absolute madness in the sleeves and in the details#like at least rococo is a little fun bc panniers but baroque? I want to throw myself off a cliff.#'Early 16th century is when Central European fashion peaked and honestly we should've just kept that' remains the hill I will die on#like it's so fun and so stupid. you want a big silly hat? have a big silly hat! you want the poofiest sleeves to ever poof? go for it!#You want an ornamented fake bulge that is very dick shaped that has a little pocket in it for treats to give to the ladies#(top 10 flirting tips they don't tell you about! Works every time!!!)? Boy do I have the accessory for you!#but no we must have weird flowy shapes and then not even commit to that also lets all wear the worst hairstyle anyone has#ever conceived of. that's a good idea!#just completely lost literally what were people on about back then? A fucking disgrace I'm telling you!
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