#I made this on a whim and half a braincell

[discocandles]

I was looking through batfam fake tweets and social media aus(again), and thanks to the lovely @thevernofficial I have been brought to make this.

The batkids and how they ended up watching mbav(plus the character they feel the strongest about):

Tim: so following with the tweet, Tim had a crush on Erica watching mbav as a kid. He tries to say he relates more to Ethan, but the shit your brain comes up with could only come from Benny, Tim.

Steph: also watched Mbav as a kid. She had a crush on Sarah, but the character she feels strongest about is Jesse, because she fucking hates Jesse("you're not like other humans now, Sarah." "Yeah, and who caused that, dipshit?"). she flips off the tv any time she Jesse pops up. Her favorite character is absolutely Rory tho.

Cass: was forced to binge the movie and both seasons by Steph. The most she reacted was to the fight scenes. "A kick to the knee would work better." Later, Tim asked about her favorite character. "Evelyn. Kicks ass." which fair.

Duke: he watched a few episodes of mbav as a kid, but was later forced to watch it entirely by tim and steph(tim was offended he wasn't included in the first binge-fest). After the first 10 minutes, he said "you will have to physically hold me back from saying babe every 7 minutes." "Duke, no". He actually relates to Ethan most, due to his self-preservation(rather the shared lack thereof)

Jason: walked in on the first forced binge, and watched from the doorway for two episodes, then left. He walked into the second one too but cut his losses and sat down. Tim wishes he hadn't, as he was commenting on basically everything. Jesse comes back from the dead and Jason yells "Ha! you aren't special motherfucker!"

Dick: only started watching mbav to roast tim, bc he's a horrid brother living to embarrass people, especially if it his siblings. (Tim really wishes he could shut up on twitter, or that twitter would stop reminding him hes a dumbass). He delights in the camp, and constantly connects mbav to buffy. nobody really enjoys dick comparing mbav to buffy, especially since he's the only person who watched buffy the vampire slayer in its entirety.

Damian: Damian has actively watched 3 episodes of my babysitters a vampire, and for the other parts of binge fest 2 he was just drawing in his sketchbook. His favorite character is Ethan, as he is the easiest to draw, but his best drawing was of Sarah when she was possessed. He hates drawing Rory's shirts.

Neither Bruce nor Alfred have seen more than 5 minutes of my babysitter's a vampire in total. Probably for the best.

[inquestorm]

I was chatting with a friend about my fanfic writing habits, and made a joke about how a throwaway line in the Doctor Who episode we'd just watched made the story concept she'd pitched to me a while ago tricky...

...and it sort of fully hit me how much my approach to writing fanfic revolves around chewing apart wikis for random trivia and finding interesting things about them.

Like, the biggest twist in Twilight Gods, the one that still makes me scream years after coming up with it, came about because I was trawling the WoW wiki and noticed how two totally unconnected things actually very much looked connected if you tilted your head slightly.

This is the same braincell that makes me squirm every time I post wondering if someone else is going to spot some detail of lore I've overlooked and pipe up with "Well ACTUALLY..."

What's even funnier is the realisation that to some extent, I'm exactly that fan, only I'm saying it to Blizzard. In a metaphorical sense by posting lore accurate yet utterly deranged headcanons like making Jaina half-naga. For a setting that its owners don't know how to write for and disregard their own lore on a whim.

This is a weird fucking hobby.

Seriously, does anyone else get this OCD about lore when writing their fanfics? Or is this just my particular brainworm?

[teenyweenynightghost]

Måneskin Group Chat- Chapter 4

(let the angst begin)

Warnings: language, heartbreak kinda

[Måneskin House] 17:48

y/n: AhhHAhha you guys I’m so nervous

V: UGH you have no reason to be YOU LOOK GORGEOUS HONEY

D: I’ll second that

T: I’ll third it

V: Eth? Care to complete the circle?

E: No

[Switch to DMs between Edgar and Y/N]

E: You look absolutely splendid mi amore

E: i jus didn’t want to give the others the satisfaction of hearing me say it :)

y/n: Awww thank you

y/n: Im honestly so nervous like WHat if it goes wrong?? what if he wont like me or what if he thinks im ugly??

E: then you will have to bandage my knuckles tomorrow after i give him a piece of my mind

y/n: see this is why i love you

E: only if you truly meant it its gonna be alright princess

y/n: OH he arrived I have to go

E: Bye.

...

[switch to new group]

[VicDeAngelis added DamiDavid and ThomasRaggi]

[VicDeAngelis changed group name to “Operation EthanxY/N]

V: so y’all know what the fuck we’re about to do

D: im assuming you know exactly where y/n and her date are going

V: fuck damn right i do

T: well then, lets gear up

[Vic’s POV]

After talking to Ethan about his crush on y/n, i simply could not stand on the side and do nothing. Especially not when i saw how stressed y/n was. When she thought i wasn’t looking, she had such a heart-breaking look on her face; her eyes half closed, her eyebrows slightly furrowed and her lips pursed together, holding in words she struggled to hide. I knew she was in love with Ethan, as much as he was with her. So, after little to no thinking i gathered Damiano and Thomas and set up our working station.

Y/N had only left half an hour ago, and we now decided that it was safe to start following her. I had put a wig on Damiano, dressed him in a gigantic trench coat and some killer boots which i regret, because they only made him taller. Thomas also had a wig on and sunglasses, bright red lipstick and a suit. I had a shiny dress on and my hair was hiding under a hat. Did we look like clowns? Absolutely. Were we hot enough to pull these looks off? Damn right we were.

Now, back to our main objective, we all got in the car and started driving towards the diner y/n and her bitch ass date would be. We had no trouble getting in and we quickly got seated a few tables away from them. It was all going well. Perfectly. Until a dumb motherfucker named Thomas decided to spill water on himself and start screaming and swearing in Italian. We. Were. Fucked. 

Much to our disdain, it didn’t take y/n much time to find us and catch up on what we were doing. Then, out of nowhere, Damiano threw all his fucking braincells out the window.

[Damiano’s POV]

I SWEAR i did not mean to pick up y/n, throw her over my shoulder and run out the restaurant, yet here we were, y/n screaming, Vic and Thomas running after me and way behind us a security guard and y/n’s date sprinting at us. If we thought we were fucked before, then I suppose we could receive an award now.

After what felt like forever, probably because of all the extra weight on my shoulder, we got to the car. I threw y/n in the back, Vic and Thomas getting in with her, and we left.

[Third Person]

“WHAT THE FUCK’ screamed y/n, as she tried to recollect herself.

“We’re SORRY this wasn’t the original plan but then Thomas decided to scream like a dumbass and the-” Vic went on rambling as she tried to comfort y/n, who was on the verge of breaking into tears.

The look on Thomas’s face told her just how sorry the three idiots who just kidnapped her were. But no matter how much they apologised and begged she would not look at a single one of them. She was beyond furious. Not only had they intruded on an intimate moment, but they made a scene and KIDNAPPED her. Y/n went back to thinking about the date. The man was certainly handsome, he offered her the seat next to the window and pulled back the chair for her to sit down on.  However it was boring, unlike her personal time with Ethan. Even when they sat in silence, it felt as if she was truly living. Thinking about her date again, she thought about all the arrogant comments he would make. Perhaps she wasn’t enjoying herself as much as she tried to trick herself to . Her mind then wandered to Ethan. His course hands wiping away the single tear that fell down her face, holding her in his warm embrace and lightly massaging her shoulders as she would slowly drift to sleep..

She was suddenly torn away from her daydreaming by Damiano’s soft voice “What were you just thinking about, amore?” He tried to lock gazes with her through the mirror,  but y/n kept looking out the window. A faint smile appeared on her face, and she softly muttered “Why?”

Everyone was quiet for a bit, until Vic finally spoke up. “Because you looked content. As if the stars danced for you and the flowers down the road bent to your every whim. You looked like you were in love.” 

Again, there was silence. Y/n thought for a bit, then chuckled softly. “Ethan” The three rockstars looked between each other , and then back to y/n. “I was thinking about Ethan”

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Well. That took even more of a turn. I guess considering that i am not planning these out whatsoever, It would be dumb of me to consider that anything i write is predictable. ANYWAYS what did you guys think?

Im kinda living for the ethan x reader situation and i am definitely not going back ;)

Also you can tell that im getting tired- when i tried to spell situation i first wrote situashion and then situasion..

[secret-engima]

Continuing the saga of “SE watches the Chuunin Exams/Naruto OG and gets steadily more confused by the plot holes”:

-Jiraiya. You show up for ONE SCENE, summon a big frog and ... that’s it? THAT’S IT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THE ANBU DID MORE THAN YOU AND THEY WERE NARRATOR STAND INS. And don’t tell me you had to fight the three headed snake thing that’s what the FROGS ARE FOR. LET THE FROGS DO THEIR JOB AND GO HELP YOUR SENSEI.

-Sarutobi, I blame the animators more than I blame you, but it took you like- five episodes after your heartfelt Hokage speech to ACTUALLY DIE. I am no longer sorry about you dying. Except when Konohamaru cried at the funeral. I did feel bad about that.

-Orochimaru how is it every time I think they can’t animate you any uglier, they somehow manage to do so. You’re supposed to be weird looking, but not CARTOON SAGGY my word man what is going on with your FACE when you get upset. That is not a normal expression, for humans OR snakes.

-I enjoyed the Gaara fight immensely, for several reasons:

1. Sasuke admitted that he cared about his team! Smol Emo Boi cares! He doesn’t want them to die! Now I’m miffed that Kishi decided to throw that development away so that Sakura and Naruto would have someone to chase after and whine about through 99% of Shippuden. Sasuke could have been so much better than that.

2. Sakura stood up to Gaara! Like yes, Kishi continues to refuse to let her be useful, BUT. Civilian twig girl took one look at this half-transformed MONSTER coming for her teammate and PUT HERSELF IN THE WAY. That takes SPINE.

3. Naruto henged the giant frog into the Kyuubi and I died quietly from laughter. Just- they TOWER over the forest, that would be seen for miles. I’m sure there’s more than one off screen ninja schmuck out there that spotted the Ichibi and was like “oh no” then, in the middle of fighting other schmuck ninja, they hear the ROAR and look that way again to see THE KYUUBI THAT SMASHED THEIR VILLAGE. RAMPAGING. RIGHT OVER THERE. There were probably so many heart attacks.

4. While I was more than tired of the whole “two old guys stand around trying to kill each other with a glowing sword and a shinigami knockoff” I DID enjoy watching Konoha casually kick the invasion out once the big players were out of the way and civilians evacuated. It also neatly answered my question of where all the Konoha ninja were if they weren’t fighting. They were keeping the villagers safe. Good Strat.

5. Gaara apologizing to his sibs kinda broke my feels. So did the fact they came back for him. Like- maybe fanfic has made me biased, but they COULD have just left him. He scares them, he’s threatened to kill them before, there was a failed invasion going down and everyone had to retreat. They had EVERY EXCUSE to just scoot and leave Gaara to the whims of fate but they came back for him. It’s sweet.

-Moving on past the Chuunin arc (FINALLY) and ... huh. It took what- a week tops for Akatsuki to move in and make a play for Naruto. Yikes.

-Also my reaction to Old Coots 1 and 2 telling Jiraiya they chose him as the next Hokage without his consent (or that they chose him at all) was basically just- *hysterical disbelieving laughter* because you antique MORONS. THIS IS JIRAIYA. HAVE YOU MET THIS GUY? HE WOULDN’T KNOW ‘RESPONSIBILITY’ IF IT CAME AND KICKED HIM HARD ENOUGH TO KEEP HIM FROM HAVING KIDS. HOW, IN AN ENTIRE VILLAGE OF NINJA, IS THIS YOUR BEST OPTION FOR HOKAGE. Oh my word I physically cringed and laughed through the entire scene because Jiraiya is so far from leadership/responsible material it’s only funny when the alternative is crying.

-Because come on. It’s TELLING when they just- folded to his idea to go get Tsunade instead. They would LITERALLY RATHER HAVE THE MIA DRUNK AS LEADER OVER JIRAIYA and yet they still nominated him. The stupid hurts.

-I just about had a heart attack when Sasuke walked up to Kakashi when Itachi and Kisame where RIGHT THERE. EATING DANGO.

-Kakashi how could you do that. Putting your student at risk like that. I know you didn’t know for sure it was Itachi but come on.

-Also Kurenai. KURENAI. I get that it’s been 13 years since anyone last saw an Uchiha that was tiny and brooding and 80% harmless but  C O M E  O N. Genjutsu? REALLY?

-Also Asuma please take the giant shark man and his giant shark sword more seriously you’re going to get hurt. Nope too late you got hurt.

-Kakashi why did you dispel the clone. If you had the clone then Itachi wouldn’t know for sure which one of you to hit with his death jutsus. Kakashi WHY.

-Gai you beautiful terror in green spandex thank you for having a braincell and getting Kakashi medical help and calling for Anbu backup before running in here. Like Kakashi SHOULD have done.

-Also Kurenai and Asuma. Be ashamed. MIGHT GAI had to be the Braincell in this situation. MIGHT GAI. The terror in green spandex with Youth™ coming out his ears.

-It was pretty fun seeing Gai kick Kisame in the face tho. Explains that one scene in Shippuuden too where Kisame kept trying to make Gai remember him and failing.