#I luv sweet potato car

[starfishface]

#thank you also to my art school friends in the group chat who helped me troubleshoot this vehicle#one began affectionately referring to it as the sweet potato car due to an early 3d model draft i shared

SWEET POTATO CARRRRRR HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commission for Brandon, revisiting a pair of characters who previously featured in a commission for his writing partner, @13th-blackbird! Thank you again!

(commission info here!)

[bi-writes]

hello 🐝!! hope ur doing well, luv!

was thinking about bff!roommate!simon loving readers food. the reader starts baking and cooking for fun and uses simon as a test subject to rate the food LOL. reader's food slowly becoming one of his comfort things and maybe him risking cooking for/with them

just pureeee fluff!!

had this idea while looking at my burnt brownies LMFAO

wish ya the best ⚡

this is so sweet. this came out much angst-ier than i intended lol.

more bff!roommate!simon (part 7/?)

cw: mature language and content, suggestive language and content, simon is big 👁️👁️, the mask doesn't come off, aNgSt and LoNgInG

it's one of the first dinners that simon spends with you in your new apartment. he has never lived in a home that he didn't hate coming back to.

when he was a child, he feared his father. when he was an adult, he feared the loneliness and the quiet; it left room for the thoughts in his head to manifest and grow claws. but now, he found himself in the back of a car after deployment without dread in his chest.

when he steps into the foyer, the apartment is warm. there is no dust on the forgotten, bare counters. there is no screaming, no crying, no hushed voices and angry eyes. there is a warm yellow glow throughout the apartment; the lights you have put up since he left cast such a comforting shadow across the inviting furniture, the pictures you've hung on the wall are happy, the books you've put away and the candles you've lit are familiar.

and there's a smell. something smells so good. he closes the door behind him and locks it, setting his bag down. he follows the sounds coming from the kitchen. there's the sound of something simmering, cutlery hitting a wooden cutting board.

when he emerges into the kitchen, something in his chest constricts. you've got your bottom lip between your teeth as you concentrate on peeling some potatoes, trying to be careful not to nick the tip of your finger. there's a pot on the stove, a low fire lit as something cooks. there's more candles, a glass of wine there, a neat mess of vegetable scraps and ingredients.

he doesn't know what to call it; the taste of the word in his mouth sounds something like home.

"simon!"

and there's your smile. a bright, shimmering thing that comes over your face, relief in those gorgeous eyes and glossiness in your gaze as you hold back the excited tears you're overwhelmed with. you drop the knife you were using, hurrying around the counter to greet him, and simon grunts as your arms fling around his neck, bringing him down to your level as you hug him tight. there it is again--something tight and mean in his chest, something that feels good but something he can't say out loud.

"y-you're home--" you pull back gently. "you're back."

you smile, and simon catches the tear that escapes before it can run down your cheek.

"w-welcome home," you whisper, and you mean it, and his breath is stuck in his throat because something was waiting for him here, and it is you, and you are perfect.

"'ello, luv," he murmurs. "somethin' smells nice."

"yeah, i--" you sniffle, taking his arm and bringing him into the kitchen. simon is still fully dressed in his gear, sturdy jeans with holsters fastened around his thighs, a thick belt, a tactical vest tight around his broad torso. you pick up a tasting spoon, dipping it into the stew and holding it up to him. "tell me how it tastes. i'm...trying something new."

simon meets your eyes from under the mask before he lifts up the fabric slightly. you don't pay attention to the corrugated skin you see, the discoloration; you just smile and feed him the spoon.

he closes his eyes gently. he has been living on ready-made meals in the field and the food prepared in the mess halls. the food isn't bad--but it isn't made like this. it doesn't come with an angel feeding it, it doesn't come with an apartment filled with peace, it wasn't made with that unspoken thing that is shared between the walls of this place.

it tastes wonderful. it's warm, and it sits so nice in his stomach, and simon wants more immediately.

"still needs some time, got to get the potatoes done," you say, as if reading his mind. "it'll give you some time to wash up."

and when he comes back, you're still there. he blinks; this isn't a dream. you're still in the kitchen, asking him how he's feeling, your hair in front of your eyes as you pick up plates and bowls and more things you must have picked up when he was gone--what the fuck is going on?

who's house am i in?

what kind of fucking dream is this?

when do i wake up--when does this all get taken away from me? because i don't fuckin' deserve this--ghosts don't eat--ghosts don't get to live, and they don't get to share these memories, and they don't get to fall in lo--

"simon," you say softly, putting a small bowl into his gloved hands. his dark eyes fall, focusing on the curve of your lips and the softness of your skin and the way you feel in front of him. "ready to eat?"

yes. yes, yes, yes--

simon has been waiting all his for this feeling. the domesticity of home, the familiarity of not being alone, the serenity in something not unknown. and this would not last--he knows this deep in his bones. dead men do not get to savor these moments; he knows his demon will come to collect the time he's stolen, but for now, he will sit at the table he shares with you, drink in the warmth that you bring. he will listen to the gentleness of your voice, and he will fight tears one day in the field trying to remember exactly how you sound at this exact moment in time.

and he will try again to keep this feeling. he will pick a day that you work, a day when you are gone, and he will try and recreate the homecoming you gave him. he will fuck it up--of course he will, because simon was never taught how to love someone else like this. but somehow, he knows you won't care.

you will look at him the way you're looking at him now--simon puts the stars in the sky, the moon into orbit, gravity in motion, he brings the heat of the sun and the snow in the winter, and maybe he doesn't do this with the world you live in, but he does it with whatever lives inside of you, and it's enough for you to know that this is all that matters.

his hand along your thigh, his eyes on yours, the thing that is stuck between his teeth that he won't say but that you can feel in the air.

the thing between you that follows you, even when you go to bed that night in separate rooms. the thing that keeps you up at night knowing he is just across the hall, that he's right there, he's right fucking there--

he's right there.

so why can't i just have him?

[rawrmeansilyindinosawr]

I WANT ELLI0T PG 2 PURSU3 MOI BOTTOM HALF CUZ MOI DAD DIED

SUUUPPPPPppPPpppPPPP H0MEZZ n THEYZ N ITZ N HE HIMZ.. dissh week has been SPRING BREAK n it GOTzz meh missin vanessa hudgenzz N moi 12 YR OLD SPIRAL / ADDICTION when Her sMHExyy nudes got l33ked . but als0 that era cuz obvvv. i DO NOT mean 2 sound lik a pervert butt my best fwend defzz has been dressin ALOT lik minni3 m0use but the sexy version w n0 gloves n no bra no panties n Holes EXposed. ... . . .

i luv having SHARED SOCIAL ANXIETY b4 a bday partyyyY so we all sit on thA Stoop A Block away from the actual club venuee the bdAY partyzz at n do K n contemplate the nxt step /nxtt club hOp n blah blah blah wee wanna avoid takin a car w some randozz at tha other 1 cuz meh. SHARED SOCIAL ANXIETY... WE R ALL CONNECTED IN THE URETHA OF A UNIVERSAL VAGINA MONOLOGUE ... speaking of Daatttt i LUV POETRY READINGZZ at my grASSy KNOLL w sexy weed tht i KANT smoke cuz thts GONNA GIBB MEH AN ANXIETY ATTACK but dere is DEFZZ sum sexy moss from KATE MOSS QUEEN.. n being fahsionablyy l8 to it cuz u were lowkeY maybE highkey having sex for the 5th time in a row in just a day . I LOVE RICE WITH PIGEON PEAZ. N SPAM. ;D

iyam running out of KEWPIE MAYONAOUSE n i am ALSO running out of moi h0use in the name of FAMILY N FRIENDSHIP N COMMUNITYYyyy JUST 2 Make Sure I show support down tha bl0ck to moi fwenddd speakin at purgatory n when i runningg up tha stairs they hear moi runningg up tha stairss in moi platformzz n tell every1 on stage they hear meh by my loud big shoes cuz moi shoes r as big as the size of moi COCK 8=D . n i unintentionally meet someone moi partner asked out on a date twice n got NO both of those timez.. ;]

my TOes n neck n back crack every hour N I dink it meanzz im lik anemic and also hot n sexy cuzz i DOLLZKILLL COMMENTED ON MOI IG PIC OF MEH GOIN VROOM VROOM IN A SHMEXY RED N BLACK [MOI COLORZZ] UBER OMWW 2 A LEASING OFFICE MGMTT COMPANY IN BK WHEERE A HATIAN WOMAN SLUT SHAMED MEH 4 WEARIN LEGGINGS AS A SHIRT N MY NIPPLE PIERCING NIPPLES WERE EXPOSEDDD. but DOLLZKILL WERE LYKEE ASKIN FOR MEH TO PICK THEM UP . LIKE OMFGGGGG.. . .. ask meh 2 ModEL for u IN CALI OR SOMETHING SO I KAN FINALLY B FAMOUS N LIVE OUT MOI 10TH HOUSE FAME N POWER N INFLUENCEEEEEEEE.

i luv GOIN ALL DA WAY TO STATEN ISLAND 2 C INDONESIAN BAND PLAY DRUMZ WITH SWISS CHEEZE SYMBALSS. ;] dating a pisces is cray cuz they cRY rite when they wake up n rite after sexx n rite when u mak them coffee in da morningzz cuz they r BBYZZZZZZZ ;D

gODDDD I RLY WANNA TRAVEL ALREADYY N MAKE UP MOI MIND AB MOI CAREERR CUZZ honestly GETTIN BANNED OFF LEX TWO DAYZZ AGO WUZ KINDA THA PEAK OF MOI EXISTENCE . I Hav nVr gotten bANNED b4 but i mean tha last 2-3 reports i had on mOI account were COMPLetely normal in moi opinion i dink it defzz just wuz lik a miscommunication ab mEH wanting to throw handzz n fight this stupid bitch from henrietta hudson , explaining dat i YAM da plug with a sweet potato yam emoji , n als0 wanting 2 start a support group kalled TboyHorsedicktrauma support group 101 . iDK why ppl think im such a threat. i just look mean but im uwu BABY AF...

i luvv plannin 2 fuck at a public playground n then moi planzz fallin thru cus there 2 many KIDDOZZ out so i buy 8 dollarr cup of coffee then uber 2 moi best fwendzz rooftop to just hav seggs there in a slutty sailor outfit . ;] i THINK moi heart is also growing more n more for kuromi as i accumulate more n more thingzz of her now esp cuz i hav a baby wipe make up wipe case of HEr, more socks , a sweater hand made of her face via eyelits n safety pinzz n spikes n studzz n i actually realized i DO likee working in an office w 3 earth signs n a dog n 1 of those earth signs is also a life coach who also speaks ab body positivity [ always makes comments ab my 'petite frame and long legs'] but fat shames herself n shelly duvall n also spendzz alot of time investigating if ariana grande is actually anoreixicc. MUYYY INTERESANTEEEE N TRIGGERING LOL ;D

ITS ALMOST MERCURYRETROGRADE N I HOPE MY EX'S CUM BACK 2 MEH . WELL NOT AL LLL. just one that blocked meh in january thtt wusnt rly moi ex just a situationship that actually damaged my mental health a lot N HAD meh Convinecdd I HAD a p3RSONAality disorder but nO im just chariasmatic n LIke to feed into my partners keyboard typing fast kink.

I WISH I CULD FALL INTO A PUDDLE N NVR HAV TO GET UPP CUZ IM SO TIRED N SLEEPYY N BORED CUZ IM COMIN OFF OF A MDMA MOLLYYYYYYYY I SHULDNT HAV TAKEN I SHULD HAV KEPT CUZ IM SELLIN DEM N U DONT GET HI OFF UR OWN SUPPLY DATZ WHUT IT SAYS IN CRACK AMENDMENTZZ 101 ;[ i h8 being financially abused n then crying ab it while eating chiggen skewerzz n pad thai at klom klorm. i luv being a brat n also singing rly rly rly rly rly rly rly loud in my bedroom floor while making the bushwick version of goodnite moon w patchwork quilt fleece tht keeps faling aaprt actually cuz i didnt hav anymore glue sticks for the hot glu gun then it just rly all fell apart n it looked ugly n defz wuz not tha type of gift i wanted 2 giv out n also hav it b seen as something i believ kan be representative at all of moi as an artist or somethang. ;[

i stg if moi crushess dont get back 2 meh in a more timely mannner n actually wanna go on datez then ima hit up the trak teeam that came over the other week 2 Tylerz n ask them to take off their shirts for meh while they sweat in their david bowie clown make up n then talk ab giving each other orgiezz n accusing meh of being a lesbian which is not an accusation at AALLLLZZZZ.

im NOT CUNT AS MUCH AS I WANT 2 B CUZ IM INSECURE N SAD N KIND OF LIK THE EQUIVALENT TO A JELO GELATIN . BUT i luv u all n i need hugs cuz this mdma made meh throw up after seeing a musician at SOBS play the flute . im sad af but at least i took slutty pix in applebeezz N made a bonfire after asking strangerzz 4 they fire starter with puppydogeyezz n a pudding cup.!!:3

luv u

rennyxcx [ like charli but renny bc im obsessed n my hyperfixation on unlock it by charlixcx has been an autistic obsession the last 4 months also with soundcloud . DUH ]

[crimsonbluemoon]

Terrormoo with the prompts 82 & 83, maybe? Also, just on a side note, really loved the first chapter of Redolence! It was so good and I can't wait to read more! You are honestly the best thing to ever grace the bbs fandom, ya know that? Just downright amazing is what you are! (And yes, this was just an excuse to shamelessly compliment you) Luv ya Crim!

I totally wasn’t ignoring you, thank you so much for this kind comment about Redolence!! <3 You are so sweet and I’m happy to hear you are enjoying the new updates. Hope you enjoy this drabble, cause honestly I really had a lot of fun with it.

Also, I actually adore this AU. I really have a thing for cop aus >.>

Couple: Terrormoo Number:82/83 Prompt: “I was in the neighborhood.”/“Stay there.  I’m coming to get you.”

Brock had been in some embarrassing positions during his life. 

In the fifth grade, he got a candy heart stuck up his nose. When he turned thirteen, a dog peed on his shoe as he asked his first crush on a date. And his first year of college, his pants ripped down the front during his first anthropology class. His friends liked to joke with him about his terrible luck, and that if he made it to thirty, it would be a miracle. 

So it made sense that two days before said birthday, he would get locked out of his house in a hurricane.

“This can’t be happening.” But sure enough, as he tried to jiggle the handle for the third time in ten minutes, the door refused to open. His windows had been shut and properly locked because of the oncoming storm before he realized he’d forgotten to get batteries just in case the lights went out. Three steps after he shut the door, he patted the coat jacket where his keys had definitely been two minutes ago. Except they weren’t there anymore, and Brock always locked his car after getting it ransacked junior year of high school. The rain had started fifteen minutes ago, and Brock was soaked. His phone, thankfully, had been in his pocket and charged, meaning he was able to call Marcel. 

‘I’ve got your spare key with me, but I’m at Scotty’s and- shit. Just...stay there. I’m coming to get you.’ It had sounded so nice before Brock realized his best friend was spending the night at his boyfriend’s house, which was over an hour away. Now, while shaking in the freezing weather and uncomfortable jeans, Brock was debating smashing one of his windows to get inside. 

“Knowing my luck, I’ll break my fingers and the window won’t even crack.” He laughed in spite of his shiver, shaking the handle again with a prayer. Of course, nothing happened. 

“Hey there.” Brock glanced back behind him at the new voice, surprised (and mortified) at the officer hanging out from the cop car’s window. Handsome and too charming to be anything but a hallucination, Brock wondered if he’d somehow knocked himself out as well. But he’d had interactions with this cop before. Evan, the guy who lived across the street (sadly, he wasn’t home) always had the officer over whenever they were having their monthly block parties. Brock had silently pined for the guy from afar, knowing he’d never get a shot at someone as put together and pretty as the cop who also made an amazing potato salad. 

“Hi, Brian.” Defeated, Brock leaned against the door, knowing his curls were wet enough to flop over his face. “Well, you know I’m not breaking in, since it’s my house-” 

“Nah, I was in the neighborhood when I got a call from Ev. Said something about Marcel having a cow because you were gonna drown in the hurricane. I told him I’d swing by and see what’s up.” 

“Of course Marcel knows Evan.” Because Marcel knew everyone. And it was just like his friend to land him in the most embarrassing moment of his life by just trying to help. Laughing, Brock closed his eyes, leaning his head back to catch the rain on his face. “Well, you can see I’m alive, just….wet.”

“Soaked to the bone, from what I see. So hurry up and get your ass over here.” 

“Wh-what?” Brock jerked back to look at Brian, who shrugged and tilted his head to the back of the car. 

“You’ll have to sit in the back because nobody’s allowed in the passenger seat, but I’m done with my shift. Let me bring you home and get you into some dry clothes.” 

“Oh.” Brian was going to take him home? To his house? Where Brock would get naked?! His hips twitched just at the thought of it. There was no way he was going to do that; it was a scenario begging for him to embarrass himself. “No thank you.” 

“What?” Brian’s blue eyes were still pretty when widened in surprise. Brock lost himself in them for a moment before he shook his head. 

“I’ll just...stay here. Thanks for the offer, though. Really, I appreciate it.” 

“Marcel ain’t gonna come until tomorrow, and this storm is getting worse. You’d rather drown than hang out with me?” 

“Oh, uh, no-” Brock didn’t mean to offend the officer, but he knew there was no way he could be alone with him after the guy saved him and not want to kiss him or-

“Because I wouldn’t jump you or anything. I think you’re cute, and I sure as hell wanna take you out, but this isn’t how I planned to do it.” Brian’s scowl made Brock’s mouth open, though no words came out. Floored at the casual, but blunt confession had his mind slowing into molasses. Not seeming to catch Brock’s brain melting out of his ears, Brian huffed out his annoyance. “You need help, and I’m just the closest friend around. I ain’t gonna take advantage of you.”

“Please do.” No sooner had the words left his mouth, Brock’s hands rushed up to slap over it in a panic. “Oh my god.” 

“Huh.” Brian’s moment of contemplation was broken with a smug grin, leaning his arm over the steering wheel. “Good information to know. But for now, let’s get you out of this storm, yeah?” 

“Really think I’d rather drown now,” Brock confessed, though his toes curled in his squishy shoes at Brian’s laugh. 

“Come on, sweetheart, before you make me worry anymore.” Something about the sentence was a little too kind for the wink Brian gave, but Brock was pulled into his charm when he walked down his stairs and toward the car. 

“Thank you.” Brock felt bad about soaking the back of the cop car after closing the door behind him, eyes glancing to the rear view mirror Brian was already watching him from.

“No problem.” The car switched on, Brian’s eyes turning back to the road as his next sentence eased its way out. “I had almost left the area to clock out when Marcel called. Guess it’s your lucky day, huh?”

“I-” Brock almost protested it, until he thought over the information he’d gathered in their chat. Mainly that Brian, the sexy cop about to take him home for possibly the entire night, liked Brock. Embarrassed, he pressed his hands over his lap, glancing off the rain-covered window to hide his blush.

“Guess it is.”  

[thewritingdungeon]

Ending Ancients

SUMMARY: Constantine's out. He's done with the occult and he's done with magic. But when the most ancient threat to humanity steps out from the pages of legend, John finds that maybe the occult isn't quite as done with him. And maybe, just maybe, John doesn't have as much of a problem with that as he thinks.

CHARACTERS/PAIRING: John Constantine/OC (nonbinary)

WORD COUNT: 973

WARNINGS: Depictions of smoking

A/N: In which a basement gremlin rewrites biblical lore and ends up technically committing blasphemy in an enemies to lovers (possible) longfic.

Fire flared up from the ancient, dented lighter, creating curling smoke from where tobacco glowed.

"Listen, mate, I already told you: I'm done with that business." Constantine took another drag of his cigarette. "You're not goin' to be able to just flash me somethin' shiny and think it'll pull me back in again all easy-like."

Chaz rolled his eyes at the words. "I'm not saying you have to come out of retirement, John. I'm just saying you have a knack for finding trouble, and we need to find it. Fast. Signs are pointing toward us not having much time left before this demon or whatever shows up and all hell breaks loose."

"I'm not runnin' around lettin' some demon get a whiff of me. That's practically beggin' to let the occult barge right back into me life. Now, you can grab a beer and stay for the match and not bring up anymore talk o' demon hunting," Constantine nudged the cooler by his feet toward his oldest friend, "or you can kindly fuck right off."

Chas sighed and flopped down into the shabby couch with Constantine, taking the offered beer and downing half in one go.

"See, that right there is why I left," Constantine snorted. "Every other case is the end of the bloody world. Would'a turned me into a proper alcoholic or seen me dead if I'd have kept goin'— What kind of a bloody call was that?!" The flickering image on the old TV stole John's attention away from the beginnings of a bitter and well-worn rant.

"Would have? That's rich coming from the man I've seen claim a bottle of vodka is a meal because it's made with potatoes. But I thought you said no demon talk. Who's playing?"

"England versus Spain." His eyes darted over to the bag at Chaz's feet. "Right bloody insult the match is though." Eyes flicked over again. "When'd my country get so shite at the sport?"

"Probably since that spell you tried to bless them with in your teens wore off," Chaz chuckled.

"Fuck off."

The two men sat in silence for a few moments, enjoying the peace they both knew wouldn't last.

"All right, fine!" Constantine conceded with a huff. "If you're gonna badger me, I'll take a look at the stupid map. But I'm not comin' back. I'm just gonna get you where you need to be, and then my arse is parking itself right back on this here couch."

Chaz gave a quiet smile, already reaching down for the bag before his friend had finished speaking. "Thanks, John. Really appreciate the help."

Lighting up his third cigarette of the car ride, Constantine glanced over to his friend and motioned over to the barely visible warehouse with his head, "It's right over 'ere, mate, come on then."

Chaz rolled his eyes at the ex-magician's impatience, "Yeah, yeah, keep your shorts on. You can get back to your wildly exciting new life of broken TVs and warm beer as soon as we've confirmed the location."

The two made their way through the copse of trees with tension settled in between their shoulders, but all that they saw was a lone, lost straggler walking a looping path in front of the abandoned building. Confusion seemed to be painted across their features as they paced back and forth, walking cane in hand.

"Great, a lost bloody tourist, just what needs to be here while we wait for the powers of Hell to rise," muttered Constantine. "Oi! You look a bit lost there, luv. Why don't you come along and follow ol' Johnny Boy back to the main road, eh?"

The tourist slowly came to a stop, rolling their head to shoot him a heavily skeptical side-eye before turning to face the pair.

Settling both hands on the pommel of the black-smoke cane, their lips curled into a cold, mirthless smile. "Oh, but I'm not, John Constantine." The blood ran cold in his veins as his name was spoken into the empty air between them. "I am exactly where I need to be."

The stranger raised the cane into the air, eyes locked onto his and smile still on their face, and spoke, "Rĕlĭnĕ."

"No!" John threw out one hand, chanting the fastest defense he could think of as the ferrule struck gravel and the path the stranger had been walking lit up with glowing, asemic scrawls Constantine could not identify.

A pulse of pure magic shot forth as soon as the spell finished, and the glow of the circle began to blur and blow away. Constantine refused to keep the smirk off his face as he saw their eyes widen a fraction, then narrow. The stranger's pose relaxed from one of power into one of nonchalance.

"So you're as clever as they say, Hellblazer."

"Well, aren't you a sweet talker?" Constantine replied, hands stuffed casually into the pockets of his trench coat. "Can't help but seem to notice: you somehow know all of my names. But I'm pretty sure I'd remember if I'd met you before. What name do I call you, demon?"

They hummed a contemplative noise, raising one hand to stroke their chin. "You can call me Vetus," they stated with an inclination of their head.

John swore—loudly and emphatically—at the name, spine hardening ramrod straight into terror-tense steel. "Nomen vetus. I thought you were all myth."

"I try to keep it that way if I can help it."

Behind him, Chaz shifted over, wariness lacing through his every word, "I've never heard of any demon named Vetus, John. Just who are they?"

"They're no bloody demon, mate." John licked his lips. "That there is the newest name of Antiquum Dierum Pervenit: 'Ancient of Days, He Hath Come.'"

A pleased smiled curled across their lips, hands settling back to rest lightly on their cane. "It's been at least a millenia since I've heard that name. I thought it had long-since been sacrificed to time. I must say I'm rather pleased you know it."

"Vetus here was the very first human God ever made, long before Adam and Lilith were ever a gleam in the old man's eye," explained John, head tilted to address his friend while never removing his eyes from the ancient being before him. "His very first mistake too, isn't that right?"

He watched as their smile dropped and eyes hardened at his comment. "One I've been trying a long time now to rectify. Something you just screwed up."

"Oh? Why'd you come here, then, eh?" demanded John. "What reason did you have for using such old, unstable magic?"

"Simple," they stated, "I came here to die."

Translations:

Rĕlĭnĕ - 'Unseal'

Nomen vetus - 'The name of the Ancient'

[sharmrocksims]

Get to know you tag remix

I was tagged by the wonderful @lycsims thanks luv!!

1. name: Sharma

2. nickname(s): Mama Bear, MB, Charma, Sharmrock, just depends on whose calling lol.

4. zodiac: Sagittarius

5. wakandan name:  Aririkashirinka (ok hey now Riri) generator here 6. favorite childhood memory: I would have to say the time I rode across the country with my dad. The two of us drove to Michigan to get my half-sister a new car and we went to Canada just for dinner while we were there.  

7. favorite comfort food dish: Red Beans and Rice with...yum especially made with coconut milk. 

8. favorite incense scent: I used to burn those all of the time but stopped when my son was born. I liked the sweeter smells that usually had love or sex in the name lol.

9. if you could pick anyone alive or dead to have lunch with who would it be and what would you eat: That’s a hard one because i have so many but I would have to say My daddy and we would eat his bbq ribs and the sweet potato pies that we used to make together (our pies were better than my moms).

10. favorite movie or tv show: movie - Princess Bride and Imitation of Life and tv show: I can’t say that I have a favorite because I don’t watch much tv.

11. if you could be a fly on the wall for any historically significant moment what moment would you observe: I’m about to be messy and I’m sure not alone when I say on the elevator with Beyonce, Solange and Jay Z

12. favorite summertime/ cook-out bop: Computer Love by Zapp. I’m old school but that always kicks it up a notch.

13. favorite actor/actress and their best work: Don’t really have a favorite here either. I like the work of a lot of people.

14. put your preferred music app on shuffle, what are the first 3 songs:

Too Good At Goodbyes - Sam Smith, That’s What I like - Bruno Mars, Best Part - Daniel Caesar ft. H.E.R

15. favorite snack: Cheddar cheese, Summer Sausage and Ritz crackers

16. what’s one book everyone should read: No matter how young or old -- The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein will always be a must.

17. if you could change your name to anything what you change it to: I wouldn’t change it. I struggled with my name growing up because it was so different but as I got older I began to appreciate my names uniqueness. Although it is a very common last name for people of India. That’s how my mom saw it - an actress named Barbara Sharma was on a comedy show and she liked her.

18. one movie or show that is significant in your culture but admittedly you haven’t seen: The Butler - I own it on dvd but have never watched it 

19. sweet tea or unsweetened tea: Sweet Tea!!

20. random fact: I used to sit on the brick wall that we shared with our neighbor as a kid and one day I fell backwards and bust my head open. My friend (the neighbor) and her mom didn’t call my parents. Her mom cleaned me up and put a bandage on my head until my mom got home from work. Of course the bleeding had stopped by then so mother dear didn’t realize that I really should have gotten stitches. So now I have a little bald spot in the back of my head. Good thing my hair is thick..smh! 

I tag: @edreamer12 @alkalinesims @theoxfordsimblr @blueflamingosims 

[itsjustines]

February 17, 2020

Woke up at 8, got ready around 9

Met bf at Paris baguette to do some work but he took foreverrrr to get ready

He finally got there around 10. I was reading while waiting

Bought some bread and coffee, yum!! Bf got a table

More reading

Keeping our resolution going and he suggested boiling point for lunch bc trying new things :’)

Moved his car closer bc of our stuff lolol

5th group seated. So confused on how to order. Was asked if we’d like any tea and I said nty, just water and bf was laughing at me. “Just go with it!” I tried his green tea and it was actually rly good LOL

I wanted to get the korean one but they didn’t have it so I went w the house special. Liked my food but not a fan of the broth. Bf kept giving me stuff from his pot (“)__-

Finished eating.. I got full kind of fast.. and bloated even faster ;_; asked for my own green tea before we left HAHHAHA. The cups were so q

To 7L after for my online lecture. That took forever. Multitasking and doing hw

It was such a nice day out, bf was playing devils advocate w me and suggested we go back to our “home city” since we didn’t do much there yday except eat

Contemplating but decided to go to school anyway!!

Back to boiling point plaza to get my car then we left bf’s car at the park. To school. Lecture was boring today. We could’ve gone to our fake home city ))):

Exploring a little bit otw back to the park. Nice homes, sigh

Got to the park. Played a food naming game w the alphabet for a bit. Played b-ball a bit w bf!! That was fun. Went from horse to spelling a 3 letter game. Guess who won? Me!!! Got a little 15-20 min workout in. His b-ball buds started arriving and I got shy

Headed home. No traffic omggggg luv!!!!

Home and didn’t know what to do. Was hungry so I snacked on the little hotdog bun from the bakery, then sweet potato chips. Found a bag of veggies in the fridge so I made fish tacos for me n ej

Did the dishes. Bachelor hometowns!!!! Omg victoria f is something else but idk I still like her

Watched bull

It’s 11:30 now and I’m xhausted

[razzledazzlefoshazzle]

1-200?

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My crush’s name is: Cassie

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I was born in: 1998, Australia, NSW

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I am really: I am really annoyed that you wanna know so much about me anon y u do dis

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My cellphone company is: Optus

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My eye color is: Brown

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My shoe size is: 11 Australia Mens

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My ring size is: i dont know

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My height is: 181cm or 5′10″ i tihnk

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I am allergic to: NOTHING I AM UNSTOPPABLE

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My 1st car was: No Car

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My 1st job was: I was an assistant at some guys authentic pizza shop. He was an asshole and i shouldve killed him before quitting.

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Last book you read: Ready Player One

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My bed is: My bed is my one true love and warm machine luv u bb

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My pet:  I have 2 dogs they’re fluffy love muffins called Pepsi (boy) Bella (Girl) ill post photos of them later!

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My best friend:

@schotts-fired

at this point i have as many memes with Kat as i do my real life best friend.

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My favorite shampoo is: Really nice smelling ones.

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Xbox or ps3: PS3

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Piggy banks are: Piggy banks are dumb i have a golden pineapple for my spare change.

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In my pockets:  earphones.

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On my calendar: every friday i do stuff but thats it

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Marriage is: cool

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Spongebob can: produce good memes

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My mom: Isnt nice i probably wont talk to her once i move out.

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The last three songs I bought were?Buying? Songs?

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Last YouTube video watched: Masculinity by Mr Sark

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How many cousins do you have? at least 3

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Do you have any siblings? 3 Brothers and a Sister ive seen twice

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Are your parents divorced? Yes

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Are you taller than your mom? Hell yeah shes a goblin at like 150cm.

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Do you play an instrument? No

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What did you do yesterday? I slept, watched movies, complained about the internet being down.

[ I Believe In ]

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Love at first sight: Not unless its a dog

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Luck: No but if someone does something better than me they’re lucky >:(

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Fate: No

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Yourself: No

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Aliens: I wish they would fix everything

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Heaven: Questioning my religious beliefs lately

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Hell: ^

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God: ^

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Horoscopes: No but they’re funny to read

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Soul mates: No.

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Ghosts: NOT BUT LIKE ALIENS I WANT THEM TO BE REAL GHOSTS PLEASE BE REAL.

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Gay Marriage: Yah its about as good as straight marriage

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War: its about as shit as i am

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Orbs: what are these?

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Magic: Refer to both ghosts and aliens.

[ This or That ]

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Hugs or Kisses: Hugs

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Drunk or High: Drunk

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Phone or Online: Online

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Red heads or Black haired: Red Heads

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Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes

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Hot or cold: Cold

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Summer or winter: Winter

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Autumn or Spring: Spring

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Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate

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Night or Day: Night

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Oranges or Apples: Apples

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Curly or Straight hair: Straight

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McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds

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White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: White Chocolate

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Mac or PC: PC

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Flip flops or high heals: High heals like healing in video games am i right?

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Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet and Poor

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Coke or Pepsi: Coke

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Hillary or Obama: Obama

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Burried or cremated: Burried so i may rise again!

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Singing or Dancing: Dancing

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Coach or Chanel: What

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Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:Who

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Small town or Big city: Big City

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Wal-Mart or Target: Target

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Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam Sandler

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Manicure or Pedicure: neither? 

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East Coast or West Coast: East coast cause western australia is a bunch of weirdos

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Your Birthday or Christmas: My birthday cause giving gifts is hard and spending time with people is easy.

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Chocolate or Flowers:Chocolate

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Disney or Six Flags: Disney

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Yankees or Red Sox: is that sports?

[ Here’s What I Think About ]

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War: War Never Changes

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George Bush: He definitely did sleep with that woman.

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Gay Marriage: Good again!

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The presidential election: Trump is a rollercoaster of emotion ranging from bad to worse. At least the memes are good!

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Abortion: Choice

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MySpace: Had some pretty good games on it

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Reality TV: awful

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Parents:  My parents? Out of the 4 ive had i like one of them.

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Back stabbers: What kind of question is this i hate them.

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Ebay: Dont use ebay really.

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Facebook: The thing i use so real life friends can contact me its trash.

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Work: My experiences have been, less than pleasant.

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My Neighbors: I dont know any of my neighbours but they’re rude and dont reply to my hello’s.

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Gas Prices: i dont fucking know

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Designer Clothes: I dont care for clothes i wear tshirts and trackies all the time.

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College: No opinion on call egg.

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Sports: Fun to play boring to watch

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My family: i like my dad and my brothers

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The future: must be better than now?

[ Last time I ]

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Hugged someone: someone i wasnt related to like a month ago

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Last time you ate: literally always

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Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: last friday

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Cried in front of someone: fucking years ago i dont cry in front of people anymore

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Went to a movie theater: like a month ago

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Took a vacation: never

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Swam in a pool: 3 months ago

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Changed a diaper: never

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Got my nails done: a year ago

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Went to a wedding: also a year ago

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Broke a bone: never

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Got a peircing: never

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Broke the law: never

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Texted: couple hours ago

[ MISC ]

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Who makes you laugh the most: myself, anime

@schotts-fired

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Something I will really miss when I leave home is: the internet

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The last movie I saw: Taking of Pelham 123

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The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Finding my happiness again

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The thing im not looking forward to: my ex making social interactions awkward again

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People call me: Jack

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The most difficult thing to do is: get out of bed, finish breakfast

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I have gotten a speeding ticket: no

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My zodiac sign is: Sagittarius 

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The first person i talked to today was:

@whoneedsasociallife

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First time you had a crush: Primary School one of my Teachers

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The one person who i can’t hide things from: Nobody.

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Last time someone said something you were thinking: Constantly

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Right now I am talking to: Nobody

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What are you going to do when you grow up: Anything hopefully ill be happy

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I have/will get a job: Someday

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Tomorrow: Movies with dad, night with friends

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Today: nothing

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Next Summer: nothing

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Next Weekend: also nothing

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I have these pets: 2 diggity doggos

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The worst sound in the world: the sound my computer makes when it bluescreens while music it playing

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The person that makes me cry the most is: my ex

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People that make you happy: almost nobody

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Last time I cried: like 5 hours ago

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My friends are: trash shit garbage

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My computer is: absolute trash after so many issues im planning on getting a new one

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My School: sucked complete ass i was abused by a teacher

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My Car: doesnt exist

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I lose all respect for people who: no answer

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The movie I cried at was: anything that involves any form of friendship and love, or dogs dying

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Your hair color is: brown

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TV shows you watch: read my about

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Favorite web site: tumblr/youtube

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Your dream vacation: the fucking moon

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The worst pain I was ever in was: I had a cough last year that completely killed my voice and tore up my throat, coughed up blood

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How do you like your steak cooked: Well Done

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My room is: Clean and tidy af

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My favorite celebrity is: none

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Where would you like to be: in the future

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Do you want children: no

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Ever been in love: yes it fucking ruined me

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Who’s your best friend:

@schotts-fired

we already have more memes than my irl best friend

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More guy friends or girl friends: girl friends

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One thing that makes you feel great is: memes

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One person that you wish you could see right now: nobody tbh

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Do you have a 5 year plan: nope

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Have you made a list of things to do before you die: climb Mt. Everest, thats it

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Have you pre-named your children: nope

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Last person I got mad at: myself

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I would like to move to: a place with good internet

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I wish I was a professional: Twitch Streamer

[ My Favorites ]

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Candy: Red Licorice

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Vehicle: Shopping trolleys i guess

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President: Obama

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State visited: I dont travel

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Cellphone provider: Optus

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Athlete: None

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Actor: None

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Actress: None

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Singer: None

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Band: None

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Clothing store: None

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Grocery store:None

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TV show: Doctor Who

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Movie: Cant remember

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Website: Tumblr/Youtube

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Animal: Dogs

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Theme park: Wet n’ Wild

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Holiday: New Years

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Sport to watch: None

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Sport to play: None

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Magazine: None

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Book: Ready Player One

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Day of the week: Friday

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Beach: Nobbys Beach 

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Concert attended: None

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Thing to cook: Potato Bake

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Food: Pork Ribs

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Restaurant: Any place that sells pork ribs

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Radio station: None.

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Yankee candle scent: what

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Perfume: no

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Flower: any that can go in my hair like a hipster

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Color: Purple

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Talk show host: John Oliver

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Comedian: Louis C.K.

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Dog breed: Shiba Inu

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Did you answer all these truthfully? maybe i dont know myself

Fuck you anon you cant stop me im dedicated as heck and butts fight me.

:Update: I went and updated these cause my internet came back!

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The 65 absolute best moments from 'The Office'

Fact: The Office is now and will always be one of the greatest television shows of all time.

The NBC comedy, which debuted in 2005, followed the extraordinarily amusing lives of Michael Scott, Jim Halpert, Pam Beesley, and other employees at Dunder Mifflin Scranton. And even though The Office has been off the air since 2013, fans have yet to stop obsessing over the nine glorious seasons.

While everyone impatiently awaits a possible revival, which John Krasinski already has planned, we figured it'd be wise to take a look back and cherish some of The Office's best moments.

SEE ALSO: 'The Office' hasn’t been revived yet, but at least we have Angela’s YouTube channel

From entire episodes like "Dinner Party," to small but hilariously written and acted cold opens — like the time Kevin spilled his chili — here's a comprehensive list of 65 best moments from The Office. 

1. The Dundies

Nothing beats your first Dundies! So let's kick this list off by taking a trip back to Chilli's to see Michael in his prime as a host and Jim and Pam share their first real kiss. 👀

2. Dwight blasting "Everybody Hurts" in his car

In Season 2, episode 4 — "The Fire" — Dwight gets jealous of Michael's budding relationship with new temp Ryan Howard. After a fire alarm causes Dunder Mifflin employees to evacuate to the parking lot, he's seen hardcore brooding in the car. Dwight, windows down, slumped in the driver's seat, blasting "Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M., will forever be one of the Biggest Moods out there.

3. "Ryan Started the Fire"

Another equally gorgeous moment in "The Fire," occurs when Dwight bounces back from his brooding to belt a parody of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire."

After learning the beloved temp Ryan accidentally started the fire in the office by leaving his cheese pita in the toaster oven (set to "oven" instead of "toaster"), Dwight sings "Ryan Started the Fire" while waving the charred cheese pita in the air.

4. Jim and Pam having a roof date AND sharing headphones

In "The Client," (Season 2, episode 7) Jim and Pam spend the night sitting in lawn chairs on the roof while watching Dwight set off fireworks. Jim makes his "famous" grilled cheese sandwiches and Pam brings drinks and a freaking candle. Then later, before saying goodbye, they SHARE HEADPHONES, which is such an important moment that Mashable.com already mentions it in two other articles. Has there ever been a more wholesome 1:14 of television?

5. "Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration" 

In the eight seasons since the world finally met the love of Phyllis' life, Bob Vance, we've had the pleasure of listening to him introduce himself many many times. Nothing, however, will ever beat the first.

6. The teapot

As Season 2's stressful holiday party comes to an end, Jim's thoughtful Secret Santa gift finally makes its way to the intended recipient, Pam. Jim (clearly smitten to hell) gets her a tea pot she wanted but FILLS IT WITH BONUS GIFTS, including several cute and sentimental inside jokes like hot sauce packets, a mini golf pencil, and his dorky high school yearbook photo. Swoon city!

7. Jim's "Booze Cruise" confession 

Season 2, episode 11 aka "Booze Cruise" is a doozy. In a touching scene on the boat, Jim finally reveals his feelings for Pam to Michael. Surprisingly, Michael replies with some truly inspiring advice.

8. Michael's grilled foot

Season 2, episode 12's "The Injury" is one of the greatest The Office moments. Michael burns his foot by stepping on a George Foreman grill, which he places on his bedroom floor because he likes to wake up to the smell of bacon. Understandable. It's a beautiful, overdramatic episode filled with crutches, Country Crock, and Michael trying to shove his foot into Dwight's MRI machine.

9. Pam's voicemails

"The Carpet" (Season 2, episode 14) starts super gross and ends super sweet. Jim's feeling a bit sad after being isolated from Pam all day due to a temporary desk switch, but when he checks his voicemail before leaving for the day he finds he's a bunch of messages from her! Aww. Luv.

10. When Ryan hooked up with Kelly but didn't check the date

In Season 2, episode 16, after finally hooking up with Kelly Kapoor on Valentine's Day eve, Ryan Howard utters perhaps his most iconic line in the series.

11. Dwight's bobblehead

Unlike Ryan, Dwight had a great Valentine's Day, because a secret admirer *cough* Angela *cough* gave him a bobblehead doll of himself. Watch as Dwight experiences true joy.

12. Jim gets jinxed

In Season 2, episode 20 — "Drug Testing" — Pam jinxes Jim for the entire day and really makes the most of it. After poking a little too much fun at him, however, she goes out and buys a Coke so he can purchase it from her and un-jinx himself. 

13. Dwight "Honorary Security Advisor" K. Schrute

In "Drug Testing," a guilty Michael also has Dwight inducted as "Honorary Security Advisor" of Dunder Mifflin Scranton. Hugh Dane, who played Hank the security guard, did the honors, and when the actor recently died Rainn Wilson shared the scene on social media.

RIP Hugh Dane, aka Hank the security guard. He was one of the greats. So kind, funny, talented. We will all miss him. Donations can be made in his name to: https://t.co/z1SAqamWMM pic.twitter.com/ysevEZKOjy

— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) June 4, 2018

14. "Casino Night" confession

Hello, yes. You knew Jim's parking lot declaration of love was going to be on this list. We finally get to see Jim tell Pam his true feelings and it's SO MUCH. When John Krasinski says, "I just needed you to know... once," and "I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship," who on this planet did not die? Not to mention, THE KISS. WHAT A KISS. 

15. Michael walking down to "the warehouse"

"Grief Counseling" (Season 3, episode 4) begins with a hilarious and underrated cold open in which Michael pretends to walk down the stairs to the warehouse. The ultimate dad joke.

16. Good Grief counseling

Later in the episode, Michael leads a grief counseling session where the Dunder Mifflin employees tell stories about losing loved ones. Turns out, they're actually just death scenes from movies.

17. The bird funeral

Wow, "Grief Counseling" again! Great episode. Gotta love this bird funeral complete with moving speeches, Pam singing, and Dwight playing his recorder. RIP BIRD.

18. Stanley on Pretzel Day

If you want to see Stanley Hudson shine, look no further than "Initiation" (Season 3, episode 5,) where the man gets to indulge in his annual free pretzel.

19. The phone call

Jim hasn't spoken to Pam since he transferred to the Stamford branch, but in Season 3, episode 5, the two accidentally share a phone call and pick up right where they left off. They talk about Michael, how many words per minute they type, and Pam confusing 28 Days with 28 Days Later. Romantic shit, people!

20. Phyllis' ultimate burn

After Stamford-turned-Scranton employee Karen Filippelli reveals she's allergic to her new desk mate Phyllis' perfume, Phyllis delivers this scathing hot burn: "Bob Vance bought this perfume for me in Metropolitan Orlando. It's made from real pine."

21. "Lazy Scranton"

Michael and Dwight present "Lazy Scranton," a parody of Saturday Night Live's "Lazy Sunday," to get everyone pumped about working in The Electric City post-merger.

22. Prison Mike

After someone claims prison would be nicer than working at Dunder Mifflin, Michael Scott introduces the staff to Prison Mike — one of his many alter egos. In "The Convict," Prison Mike memorably explains the worst thing about prison... the dementors.

23. Angela's karaoke debut

Angela rarely comes out of her shell, but in "A Benihana Christmas," she makes the office floor her stage and sings a very tame rendition of "The Little Drummer Boy."

24. The ceiling prank

Although it ended in Andy punching a hole in the wall in a fit of rage and being forced to attend anger management classes, the prank where Jim put Andy's phone in the ceiling tiles was quite fun.

25. The missing key

Behold: The Season 3, episode 17 cold open in which Michael unsuccessfully attempts to escape from a straight jacket.

26. Creed eating a potato

"Safety Training" (Season 3, episode 20) is an utterly delightful episode. The Scranton office gets into placing bets against each other, one of which is whether or not Creed will notice if his apple is replaced with a potato. Spoiler alert: He doesn't.

27. "Lord beer me strength"

Jim puts his own fun spin on Andy's famous saying in "Product Recall" (Season 3, episode 21). It gets a laugh, like a quarter of the time.

28. Mall day

Sometimes you just need a day with the girls to figure your life out. Michael learns this in the "Women's Appreciation" episode, when he takes the ladies of Dunder Mifflin to the mall. They hit the food court, give him some much-needed advice about his relationship with Jan, and then he takes them on a shopping spree to Victoria's Secret. Not inappropriate at all.

29. Andy floating away

In "Beach Games" — episode 23 of the third season — Angela tries to sabotage the games (so Dwight will win) by letting Andy drift away in the lake while wearing an inflatable sumo wrestling suit. Andy repeatedly asks her to go get help. She doesn't.

30. The yogurt lid

During "The Job," Jim's mid-interview with David Wallace when he discovers a sweet note and a gold medal yogurt lid from the "Office Olympics" episode. Pam hides them to encourage Jim, and they inspire him to return to Scranton and ask Pam on a date. One ticket back to swoon city, please!

31. Michael hitting Meredith with his car

Season 4, episode 1 starts with a bang, and that bang is the sound of Michael hitting Meredith with his car. Later, Michael holds a Fun Run to raise money for rabies awareness, carbo loads, and throws up fettuccine alfredo, saying, "While I eventually puked my guts out, I never puked my heart out." The best. 

32. The DVD logo

In the thrilling cold open of "Launch Party" (Season 4, episode 3,) the staff watches on the edge of their seats, waiting for the DVD logo on the TV screensaver to hit the corner of the screen. When it finally does, they cheer, and Michael assumes it's because of him.

33. Devil Wears Prada day

In "Money," the seventh episode of Season 4, it's very clear Michael's obsessed with Meryl Streep's character in The Devil Wears Prada.

34. Dwight's bed and breakfast

This is also the episode in which Jim and Pam stay at Dwight's family farm turned bed and breakfast. If you recall Dwight READS THEM A BED TIME STORY from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

35. Michael driving into Lake Scranton

If there's one thing we learned from Season 4, episode 3 of The Office, it's that your GPS is not always correct.

36. The entire "Dinner Party" episode

It's impossible to choose just one best moment from "Dinner Party." The Season 4 episode gives viewers a rare and hilarious AF glimpse at Michael and Jan's home life — complete with bizarre sleeping arrangements, a tiny plasma television, and a catchy AF single. Even the cast loved this episode.

37. Michael singing "Goodbye Toby"

"Goodbye Toby" was the episode Michael dreamed of since the series began. Toby's headed to Costa Rica but not before a parking lot party, a proposal, and Michael's rendition of "Goodbye Stranger" by Supertramp.

38. Jim proposing to Pam

It might not seem like the most romantic setting, but Jim's spontaneous gas station in the rain proposal is one for the books.

39. Dwight's fire drill

One of the greatest cold opens of all time is in the Season 5 episode, "Stress Relief," when Dwight starts a fire to teach the office about fire safety. Chaos ensues, Angela throws her cat through the ceiling, and Stanley straight-up has a heart attack. #SaveBandit

40. CPR training

Michael also attempts to perform CPR on a model in the two-part "Stress Relief" episode, but the office winds up singing "Stayin' Alive" by The Bee Gees instead. A truly glorious moment where Kelly dances like all of us.

41. The roast of Michael Scott

In "Stress Relief," Michael decides to hold a roast for himself — which is, of course, hilarious — but the real laughs come near the end of the episode when he fires back at his employees. Michael goes around the office flawlessly burning each of his coworkers, declaring, "BOOM, ROASTED," when he's finished. It's so funny even Stanley LOLs.

41. Kevin tragically spills chili

RIP Kevin's homemade chili. You lived a good, extremely short life, appearing only briefly in "Casual Friday" (Season 5, episode 26).

42. Phyllis' hug selling for $1,000

Dunder Mifflin's holding an auction to raise money after the office was robbed and the highest bid just so happens to be for a freakin' hug from Phyllis. After an intense bidding war, Dwight surrenders to Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.

43. Andy trapping Dwight

It's a duel for Angela's love and Andy's not holding back. He tapes a note to some bushes to lure Dwight, then stealthily drives up behind him in his silent Toyota Prius at about 1mph and traps him. An impressive feat.

44. Kelly's Hillary Swank freak out

In "Prince Family Paper," the thirteenth episode of Season 5, the office tries to decide whether or not Hilary Swank is "hot." When the group is unable to reach an agreement, Kelly has very relatable outburst in which she realizes that if people don't think Hilary Swank is hot they must not think she's hot either, and storms out of the room.

45. Soup snakes

"Company Picnic" (Season 5, episode 28) is a special one. The Dunder Mifflin branches come together to compete in a series of challenges, but amidst the chaos Michael admits he and Holly are "soup snakes" (mispronouncing "soul mates").

Cute Fact: Mindy Kaling used the term "soup snakes" to describe her IRL relationship with B.J. Novak. ~ swoon city, bitch ~

46. Pam's pregnant

"Company Picnic" is also the episode in which Jim and Pam learn she's pregnant. GRAB THE TISSUES!

48. Jim's wardrobe adjustment

Another two-part episode, "Niagara," shows the highly anticipated wedding of Jim and Pam. But right before the two are about to head into the church Pam's veil tears. Jim's response? Cutting his tie in half.

49. Embarrassing 4ever

And what would Jim and Pam's wedding be without their friends recreating a viral video and dancing down the aisle to Chris Brown's "Forever" despite being asked not to?

50. Michael joins the Mafia

In the sixth episode of Season 6 of The Office, Dwight and Andy convince Michael that an insurance salesman interested in working with Dunder Mifflin is a member of the mafia. They go to out to lunch, say "gabagool" a lot, and Michael orders a salad ON THE SIDE.

51. The Lip Dub

Season 7 of the show begins with the Dunder Mifflin crew attempting to go viral by recording a lip dub of The Human Beinz's song, "Nobody but Me." Just watch.

52. Dwight doing Pretty Woman

In "Counseling," (Season 7, episode 2), Dwight pulls a "Pretty Woman" and returns to a store in the mall that refused to serve him. Turns out, the employees were simply terrified of his beet juice-stained hands, which looked bloody. He makes amends, but still manages to deliver the iconic Julia Roberts line.

53. The happy and sad boxes

In the "Ultimatum" episode, Erin helps Michael prep for potentially good or bad news regarding Holly. They create two boxes, one filled with happy things, and one with sad things. A truly brilliant method of dealing with news and we should all take note.

54. Creed attempting a cartwheel

Ah, watching Creed thinking he achieved his goal of successfully doing a cartwheel in Season 7, episode 13, is one of the most simple joys out there.

55. Threat Level Midnight

In Season 7, episode 7, after more than 10 years of hard work and preparation, Michael screens his action movie: Threat Level Midnight.

56. Kelly explains text message subtext

Kelly gets REAL when it comes to analyzing Darryl's texts to Val from the warehouse in Season 8, episode 16, and we could all use her wisdom in our lives. Five dots, Darryl??? Are you kidding me?

57. Michael proposes to Holly

You will cry so many tears watching Michael propose to Holly in episode 19 of Season 7 that it'll look like a sprinkler system went off.

58. "Seasons of Love"

In Michael's second-to-last episode and final Dudies ceremony, the office honors him with a beautiful rendition of "Seasons of Love" from Rent.

59. Goodbye, Michael

Episode 22 of Season 7 requires a big old box of tissues. Michael's leaving a day earlier than he told everyone and says heartfelt goodbyes to all his co-workers except Pam. Luckily, Jim catches on and drives Pam to meet Michael at the airport before his flight takes off.

60. Daryl's daughter classing up Christmas

Daryll's daughter Jada singlehandedly saves "Classy Christmas" — perhaps the worst holiday party to ever hit the office — by joyously handing out vending machine snacks to everyone. So wholesome, ugh.

61. Ryan's final declaration of love

Scared of losing Kelly to a successful doctor, Ryan pulls out the big guns and declares his love with the help of poetry and a horse.

62. Asian Jim

From sticking belongings in Jell-O and making mega desks, to tampering with vending machines and more, Jim's played some great pranks on Dwight over the years, but Asian Jim was a next-level effort.

63. Darryl's farewell dance

The office busts a move to bid Darryl farewell in Season 9's "A.A.R.M" episode, though it's Oscar who really steals the show.

64. The Note

Remember THE TEAPOT? Well, at the last minute Jim hid the card to Pam he'd included in the box, and gives it to her years later (along with a DVD of highlights from their relationship) to save their marriage.

Jenna Fischer still has the note, too!

Awwww...Cleaning out my desk and I just found Pam's teapot note. #swoon

— Jenna Fischer (@jennafischer) October 24, 2013

65. Michael returns for Dwight's wedding

MICHAEL RETURNS for his BFF's wedding to Angela, because what would this wedding be without one last "that's what she said" joke? If the series had to come to an end, the only way we'd want to do it is with the whole gang back together again. It's emotional AF, but "Finale" does a good job of wrapping up this brilliant journey.

To catch more best moments from Michael, Jim, Creed, Kelly, Angela, Kevin, and the your favorite paper salespeople, you can re-watch the series on Netflix. And who knows, maybe one day we'll get that revival.