#I love the worlds where Dirk is a good older brother/dad

[mint-flavoredd]

🌎Two sides of the same coin🪐

I love these two pairs of brothers when they love each other you have no idea.

[emmelfish]

So, it looks like the roaring success of a wedding party added to Brandi’s reputation. You sure you don’t wanna roundhouse kick your BFF Dina there for smooching your firstborn son?

(John Burb – lover of drama, sitter of fences, gossip extraordinaire and never met a dirty joke he doesn’t like – glides by without a word but a mental note to regale his wife with all the sordid details.)

I still don’t know which of the two of them initiated that, but I guess this is what happens when you combine cute blond Fortune sims, one of whom has recently reached an... eligible age?... and our old friend ACR.

Darren had at least five of those six beers, so this doesn’t surprise me in the least. Dreamer, I’m cutting you off!

Time to celebrate the transition of the terrible twins, the perfect ending to this... interesting wedding.

Growing up next to a rain puddle, is it everything you ever dreamed of Skip Jr?

Sadly, it’s also time to say goodbye to the Mortimer Goth cosplay and the buzzcut...

... and hello to... this! I’m pretty sure given he’s Sloppy and Playful, SJ’ll be a Nature sim, so it’s not even like this is hobby-appropriate costuming (it’d be better for his sister, she’s bound to be Sports or Fitness with her personality points).

There’s something so ritualistic about the way they stand around cheering somebody aging, I love it. It’s even better in weddingwear.

I’m also a big fan of how different Skip Jr looks to his older brothers. And this genetic correctness! I’m not sure how we ever put up with the gender-reversed Brandi clone EAxis stuck in the vanilla game. THANK YOU @meetmetotheriver 💟

I’m excited that he grew up well, but scared of what kind of child he’ll be. Nowhere near as terrified as I am re: Suse though.

Darren finally told one dirty joke too many? And in front of A CHILD?! No wonder he and John Burb get along so well.

Beau: Hey I’m gonna be a teenager in like a day, I can take it.

We’ll be the judge of that.

Oh god, I don’t know if I even really want to do this, but here we go.

Yo Bran, when did you change into your afterparty gear? (Seriously, I had no idea she had that maternity formalwear lurking in her wardrobe.)

Susie: *stares at fire* Yes, yes, consume the souls of my nemeses...

Skip Jr: Uh, Mr Dad, I think you’re supposed to put her down.

Beau: This is gold.

Skip Jr: Seriously DreamerDaddy, I really think she’s meant to be on the floor...?

Skip Jr: I can’t watch.

(Legitimately though, at this point I was hiding from the screen and peeping through my fingers to take these screenshots. I love a good glitch, but this was beyond terrifying.)

OH MY GOD.

THEY’VE MERGED INTO SOME KIND OF MONSTER.

Oh thank heavens. I just had Darren do the ‘put Susie here’ action and while her arms did get stuck like this for a while, everything went back to normal and she was a child and not some warped giant baby. Good bloody lord! Darren, had you forgotten how to transition a toddler? Dirk’s not that old!

Hey Suse, you’d better not be hunting bugs just to set fire to them.

Susie: Well I won’t be setting fire to anything if my stupid jar stays this empty.

While I’m kind of loving Susie’s blazer and jeans, gotta get those twins into the colors they were in as tots. It’s my rule! (When feasible.)

Yeah we get it guys, you love each other because you’re both pretty awful. Had enough of this yet Beau?

Beau: Urgh. I’m disappearing into a place where I can control everything, thank you very much. This here dollhouse.

That sounds like a strangely familiar concept.

Ah, back to some semblance of a (relatively) normal life! Skip Jr’s already making good use of those Playful Grouchy traits by beating Beau to death with a pillow, and Susie’s slyly charming her way into an older brother’s affections just as she did with Dustin.

This loading screen will look rather different... imminently. Room for two more?

Oh yeah! Remember Dustin’s strange schoolfriend who marched brazenly into the Broke trailer and randomly picked up and snuggled the twins when they were but babes? Skip Jr clearly does, and now that he can articulate this experience, is telling Beau just how traumatic it was.

Back to plate-making, you! Yes I know you want a vacay, and you’ll get one when you sell several more of these. Also what’s that ‘get caught cheating’ fear? Why is cheating even crossing your mind? You literally just got married and it upped your chem with Daz by one whole bolt – three is the magic number, don’t mess with perfection!

With Susie being an active-grouchy sports lover, I got her a nice Goal of Paul to play with. Of course the first thing she does is stand in it and jeer her brother.

Skip Jr: Listen sis, this is your game not mine.

I’m fine with whatever happens as long as that ball doesn’t hit poor Darleen’s gravestone.

Susie: So what we got going here.

Beau: Well we have this whole saga, see. Shirley here has been struggling with her feelings towards Muriel for quite some time now –

Susie: So she sets fire to Muriel’s hair in a passionate fury and then these two ladies over here come and chop her good with samurai swords to avenge Muriel?

Beau: Uh, no –

Susie: ‘I curse the day Shirley was born!’ ‘As do I, we will demand blood for blood!’

Beau: *sighs* Not really what I was going for. How exactly are we related again?

Susie: This is great! Do you have any of those little green army men? Let’s have them explode the house in an act of WAR.

Oh hi! Tinkering Lady is COOL! Dirk finally bagged the elusive invite to go play with cars and trains and robots. I think he’s our first too.

I am going to aggressively marry her into one of the families at some point, I have to. Boho style, badass purple streak in her hair and pink eyes too? She has it all!

Brandi, that is not acceptable. You have a pottery badge for crying out loud.

Oh okay, you’re going into labor. I suppose that’s a fair excuse.

Even cool Tinkering Lady is running to see the miracle of life!

Darren: Oh, you’re having the babies, love? That’s nice.

THE MOTHERFUDGING VERTICAL RING GLITCH IS BACK AGAIN ON HIS SECOND FRIGGING MARRIAGE

Susie?

Susie: Astarte and Proserpine are busy avenging Muriel and fending off acts of terror, god, leave me alone.

Dirk looks like he’s singing a power ballad and I’m loving it. Meanwhile Beau is like, this ain’t my first rodeo.

Here we go... again. AGAIN.

The cramming into the doorway while Brandi gives birth in the narrowest place in the whole house is a treat tbh.

And here they are! We gots two gals. Not saying they’re not lovely, call me a picky sim breeder but I was expecting them to be... at least S3? The genetics in this game confuse me sometimes.

Speaking of genetics, look at this brown-eyed babe! Take your pick, they could be from Brandi’s dad or either or Darren’s parents. I’ve named them after surrealist artists (because I figured their parents’d be into that), so we have little Frida here...

... and mere seconds younger, her sister Remedios!

As per usual everybody cheers the firstborn twin and poor Remy doesn’t get a look-in. Even Susie dragged herself away from her macabre soap opera to say hi.

Susie: Who run the world? GIRLS! Who run the world?

Skip Jr: Bang bang!

Beau: No. I only have three Playful points. I refuse to engage in your nonsense.

And here are the twin ladies in their matching rubberbabybuggybumpers. Next up, we have our dearest Beau hitting teenhood! I’m gonna miss him as a kid.

[mortior]

Super duper late ask answers! I’ll do the Endangered-related ones tomorrow since it’s already bed time. orz

trashqueeen said: Wait, you had surgery?? Shit, are you doing okay?

Aah no no! I was learning how to do surgery. :`y And for some reason, our surgeons are all terrible people (with 1-2 exceptions). I suspect that it’s a cycle where mean people are hiring other mean people. :\

Anonymous said: What happened to notacorpse? I've seen fanart for Endangered by them, but they're gone not? Sorry if this is rude or anything.

He’s got a new blog now! He doesn’t really do Homestuck stuff anymore, but he’s still around, no worries! :v

Anonymous said: I keep missing your streams ahhh

Gomen orz I was streaming really late, since I had to wait until my folks went to bed while I was visiting. BUT I’ll do more streams once I get a desktop computer of my own. :o

Anonymous said: Ok so this is random but just thought I'd tell you that your voice is really cute, so.... ye

Aaah thank you /)>\\<(\

Anonymous said: Scrolled through your bookmarks on AO3 and found a lot of quality Lil Hal/Dirk stuff, so thanks I guess

Mmm the world always needs more DirkHal and I am happy to spread the good stuff. :^y Although I have not been reading nearly enough on AO3 within the last year, so they’re probably all older fics.

Anonymous said: There really is not enough LE/Bro stuff like it's straight up my alley and I'm so glad to find someone else with a love for it.

Hot^tm. Also it’s a great excuse for xenophilia, and I am a huge xeno fan. owo

Anonymous said: unpopular ship: Hal/Alpha Dave. Hal likes the power Dave loves to give him, and also likes to tease Dirk about how he's fucking his older brother. One day Hal makes Dave hold his bladder all day and Dirk comes home to Hal fingering Dave on the couch, with his ruined pants around his ankles. Dirk definitely does NOT have a boner, nope, flashing through the living room with Dave's moans following him, not hot, that's not hot, Dirk does not want to be the one fucking Dave, making him moan, nope.

Fthphth I MEAN I’ve seen a tiny bit of Hal/A!Dave, it definitely qualifies as a rarepair, but any combination of Striders is excellent A+ yes please. And I may not personally be into omorashi but I can definitely get behind the power and control aspect of it. >:3c

pedantricks said: good vibes

\o/ ~~<3

Anonymous said: What do you want your name to be changed to?

My dad already picked a new name! I asked him to do it, since he named me in the first place, and he picked Brian. :b I told him my initials had to stay the same, since I’ve done some published research.

[bloodystrider]

;D all of them

(ง •̀_•́)ง

Under the cut for most of them

3 Fears

My brother, Cops for the most part, corn fields 

3 things I love

Apollo, my dogs, my son

2 turns on

Biting, hickies 

2 turns off

Screaming, cages

My best friend

@givethemthesucc​

Sexual orientation

Goddamn gay

How tall am I

5′6″

What do I miss right now

My family

Favourite color

Red, gold or orange

Do I have a crush

Does my boyfriend count as a crush?

Favourite place

Anyplace with my boyfriend

What am I listening to right now

“Small bump” Its a song

Shoe size

I have no idea

Eye color

Amberish orange

Hair color

Blonde

Meaning behind my URL

I’m a strider and im mostly always covered in blood

Favourite song

I dont have one

Favourite band

Who knows

How I feel right now

Happy

Someone I love

@sufferedoracle​

My current relationship status

Taken by the best guy ever

My relationship with my parents

Never had any, they died when i was little

Favourite season

Summer

Tattoos and piercing i have

Tongue, upper nose, belly buttonNo tattoos 

Tattoos and piercing i want

I want my sons name on my wrist

The reasons I joined Tumblr

Older brother was here

Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

Mmhm

Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

I have not nor will i ever kiss Cal

How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

Twenty minuets if i dont have time for a shower or else its like an hour

Have you shaved your legs in the past three days?

Mmhm

Where am I right now?

At home with my boyfriend

Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

Loud

Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

Never have

Am I excited for anything?

Not at the moment

Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

Not anymore

How often do I wear a fake smile?

Only when im with my family

If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

My parents 

What do I think about most?

Murder

Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

Behind it, i dont really like my picture being taken

What was the last lie I told?

“I didnt just eat a whole box of popsicles in three minuets on a dare”

Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Video chatting

Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

Not really

Do I believe in magic?

kinda

Do I believe in luck?

yeah

What’s the weather like right now?

Its raining

What was the last book I’ve read?

The trials of Apollo

Do I have any nicknames?

DI

Do I spend money or save it?

Both

Can I touch my nose with a tounge?

Mmhm

Favourite animal?

Dogs

What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

Sleeping

What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

Any song Apollo sings honestly

What is my favorite word?

Hippo

My top 5 blogs on tumblr

Not sure what you mean

If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

Hi, bye

Do I have any relatives in jail?

No but only becuase Bro turns into a tree everytime he gets close to jail

What is my current desktop picture?

Sunset

Had sex?

Yeah

Bought condoms?

Mmhm

Gotten pregnant?

I cant?

Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

Nope

Had job?

Yeah

Smoked weed?

It messes with my meds so i cant

Smoked cigarettes?

Yeah

Drank alcohol?

Used to but not anymore

Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

Only when i cant go out killing for food

Been overweight?

My metabolism is to high

Been underweight?

More than not

Gotten my heart broken?

....Yeah

Been to prom?

No

Been in airplane?

Yeah

Learned another language?

Working on learning greek

Wore make up?

Couple times

Dyed my hair?

Mmhm

Had a surgery?

Yeahhhh

Met someone famous?

My big brother?

Stalked someone on a social network?

(K yes

Been fishing?

Once

Been rejected by a crush?

Twice

What do I want for birthday?

A griffon!! 

Do I like my handwriting?

Yeah

Where do I want to live when older?

Anywhere but texas and LA

Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?

Nope! Im the master of escape no one has caught me yet

What I’m really bad at

Art

What my greatest achievments are

Eh? Who knows

The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me

"Youre the weakest link in this family, no one actually loves you they just pity you”....

What I’d do if I won in a lottery

I have no idea

What do I like about myself

My eyes

My closest Tumblr friend

Dirk

Are you outgoing or shy?

Mix

What kind of people are you attracted to?

points at my boyfriend

Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

Yes

Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

Nope

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Dirk

What does the most recent text that you sent say?

Stop stealing my goddamn jellybeans Cal

What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

I dont know

Do you like it when people play with your hair?

Yes, just yes

Do you think there is life on other planets?

Eh, unlikely 

Do you like bubble baths?

Only if its with someone

Do you like your neighbors?

Yeah

Where would you like to travel?

Anywhere

Favorite part of your daily routine?

Nap

What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

Stomach, just becuase of my scare there

What do you do when you wake up?

Go back to sleep

Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

Naw

Do you ever want to get married?

Yeah

If your hair long enough for a pony tail?

Mmhm

Would you rather live without TV or music?

TV

Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Naw

What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Book store

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

Depends

Do you smile at strangers?

Yes

Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

Not that i know of?

Ever wished you were someone else?

Kinda? I mostly just wish i grew up normal

Favourite makeup brand?

None

Last thing you ate?

Fries

Ever won a competition? For what?

Best runner of my brothers

Ever been in love?

Mmhm

Facebook or Twitter?

Neither

Twitter or Tumblr?

Neither

Are you watching tv right now?

No

What colour are your towels?

Black

Favourite ice cream flavour?

Cookie dough 

First person you talked to today?

Apollo

Last person you talked to today?

Dirk

Name a person you hate?

Prince

Name a person you love?

Apollo!

Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Prince

Do you tan a lot?

Not on purpose 

Have any pets?

Dogs and pokemon

Do you type fast?

When i want

Do you regret anything from your past?

Yeah

Ever broken someone’s heart?

Yes

Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

Mmhm

Is cheating ever okay?

No

Do you believe in true love?

Sometimes

What your zodiac sign?

Not sure

Do you believe in ghosts?

Eh 

Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? (via catscuddlingandyou)

“Know?” she jabbed a finger over her shoulder.