#I love the bath pics bc every dog looks like it's the worst thing in the world

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Asked my mom to send me a soggy and dry pic of the pomeranian she's grooming today and she did NOT disappoint

Gizmo.....

[rakkikuroba]

Tw : swearing ? Long post.

I was high when I write this. Please don’t be offended, I’m gay, most of what I say is based on my feeling on those characters and probably some stereotypes of gay people. Also there is probably some grammatically mistakes. And some pretty shitty things I didn’t change because idc.

Also this was supposed to be how they are gay but it’s more of me yelling who is gay with no evidence. (Please don’t make me lose followers or get any hates)

Every gay character in BC

One. All the motherfucking elves. They all were attracted to Licht. But this fucker choose to fuck an human. And he died because of this. Ché Licht. Ché !

2. Lumière is bi. He would have fucked Secre and Licht but Licht choose his sister. What a bitch.

3. Noelle and Nozel tho. GAAYY. Your attraction for Nero is showing Noelle ! Nozel is gay, he wants to fuck Fuegoleon, don’t lie babe.

4. Jack, jack wants to fuck Yami, apparently he isn’t the only one (Dante).

5. Dorothy. Lesbian energyyyyy.

6. Sol. ._. Flashback of the bath scene. Hum... hehe boobs.

7. Lolopechka. Hell she’s bi. She touched Mimosa’s boobs with such confidence there is nothing straight there. Also Lolo, ask consent next time, it’s important.

8. Mereo. There is two reason why Mereo isn’t married, she scared the men and she fuck women.

9. Marx, gay.

10. The Zogratis. Dante is closeted, he tries to hide his gayness. But we know Dante. Fuck whoever you want.

11. Dazu and Bow, you saw the episode, that’s gay.

12. Finral. Biiiiiii.

13. Zora. Idk. I just think he’s nice. He drinks a lot of respect women’s juice.

14. Most of the witches. I mean most of them never saw a man...

15. All the knight in the Blue Rose. Idc about the one saying she has a boyfriend, it isn’t in the manga. Fuck off.

16. Acier. She got married at 18~19. But she has strong bi energy. Also it probably was an arranged marriage so. Gay feeling. Here. But she dead so ?

17. Alecdora. That was some crush on William here. Hehe.

18. Letoile, big lesbian energy here.

19. Undyne, on one way i want to see her as Lolopechka foster mom and in the other way, she has a crush on her. Anyway, lesbian.

20. Kirisch. Gay. Move on.

21. Julius. Pansexual, you have a strong magic ? Lets fuck. Lets kiss.

22. Luck and Magna. This one is for @crazycookiemaniac ! Gaysss. With 3 s.

23. Yami. Our man is a man of acceptance (i feel like im lying here...)

23. Charmy gives me asexual vibes. You know ? Why having sex when we can just eat in bed ?

24. Leopold. He was raised by the best with acceptance. Bisexual as fuck (is there anyone in this house who’s straight ?)

25. I actually really like the headcanons that Vanica is trans. Idk. That would be cool. Also she’s pan.

26. Zenon. Nonbinary Zenon nonbanary zenon 🥺 anyway, aro. This man doesn’t care.

27. For the ace bird we have... Nero ! And for the ace loving bird... William !

28. Nils from the Silver Eagle. Gay. Im sorry but with this haircut, he can only be gay.

29. Paplo Espuma. You don’t remember him ? You’re not a real fan, don’t @ me. Also gay. (I feel like im going to get a lot of hate because im just screaming every gay character without making sense so imma blame it on my gaydar)

30. Dorothy, lesbian. Also she’s pink and cute.

31. Gordon family’s dog.

32. Yuno is ace or aro. This man doesn’t look at girls or boys. He has businnes to attempt.

33. I feel like every single man in the Crimson Lion are gay.

34. Theresa was obviously a lesbian before she started loving god or whatever i don’t understand politics.

35. Neige, soft boy, soft gay.

36. Salamander is gay tho. I can feel it. It’s much happier now with Fuegoleon titties.

37. Fragil Tormenta is cute as f. Probably gonna put her in the lesbian cases so I can have it.

38. Rades and Valtos are in a relationship don’t @ me.

39. Kabwe was gay and I just want to imagine him and Damnatio fucking.

40. Damnotio probably like bi closeted something.

41. Patri really has the worst profile pic. Who cares ?

42. Mariella is a lesbian. It’s in her vibes, you know, being adopted by a weird couple is a lesbian thing right ?

43. Potrof has soft gay vibes and he should be proud of it !

44. Sarado is cute, idk everytime Tabata gives us black-short haired girl they’re lesbians so...

45. Charlotte. Bi. Charlotte, dear, forgets the men, they’re only society’s construction. They don’t really exist.

The end.

[mythvoiced]

Roro and Fefe ♡

— ultimate ship meme! | @enchcntd

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Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! (only bc i gave that other one to the ogs lmao) | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Well, considering the kinds of beings they are, my bet is on they’ll probably survive the both of us and a bunch of our respective eventual maybe kids and still be together and have a few years to go

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I always struggle with this one, it’s difficult to pinpoint a time or a moment, but I guess it did happen across a few weeks, if not even months of them first growing used to each other?

How was their first kiss? - Heated, and I don’t know if either remembers it over the ones that had followed

Wedding:

Who proposed? - No one lmao

Who is the best man/men? - Well, no marriage/wedding might have happened, but Infaustus would have snatched this role up faster than you could say ‘wig!’. Or, more accurately, he’d beg Felix to consider him

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - N/A

Who did the most planning? - N/A

Who stressed the most? - N/A

How fancy was the ceremony? -Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - DR MALETTO

Sex:

Who is on top? - Felix, would you please step forward? Yes, okay, good, now, please, if you’d be so kind to point at Roman’s face-

Who is the one to instigate things? - Felix may or may not be just a tad hypersexual and, independently from that, really into Roman, so I can imagine that, while it’s a photo-finish, this one goes to him

How healthy is their sex life? -Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? -Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Well, I’d say… long enough? Felix is… well they’re both, you know… resilient creatures- the stamina-

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Absolutely, I would say. They’re not too far away from having some sort of dom/sub situation going on, if I had to be honest, and Roman seems to be more of a pleaser than a receiver, but Felix’ll be damned if he doesn’t give as much as he receives

How rough are they in bed? -Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - None

How many children will they adopt? - Also none, I’d say. Neither seems particularly fond of the prospect of parenthood and Felix is absolutely not ready for that kind of responsibility, god knows if he’ll ever be, homeboy can barely look after himse-

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - N/A

Who is the stricter parent? - Rom- N/A

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Ro- N/A

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - R- N/A, listen I did say Felix isn’-

Who is the more loved parent? - N/A

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - N/A

Who cried the most at graduation? - N/A

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - BOTH

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - I think they’re both rather fond of neither doing it, amiright- they just order in

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Felix has the worst sweet tooth ever let loose onto the multiverse’s bakeries, he’d live on pastries alone and… probably actually does, most likely, if it wasn’t for Roman who might rather eat other things too, he’d deadas-

Who does the grocery shopping? - I can see Roman doing it because… they’re always at ‘his’ place, anyway. Not that Felix has any place to speak of, but-

How often do they bake desserts? - They should staRT DOING SO

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Probably meat lovers?

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - It’s difficult to keep time for Felix, he’s completely and utterly lost all sense of connection to the concept of time, so it wouldn’t be him to even notice. And Roman doesn’t seem the type? He seems the type to surprise, though, but, like, on a whim

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Felix, I feel? Roman spends his time chasing covens and burning them to the ground, I can imagine he’d rather chill out in bed for as long as he can. Felix, on the other hand, does like to go out every now and then

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Felix

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Who needs to have a clean room when you barely have any personal belongings to begin with, not to mention are blind, amiright, AMIRI-

Who is really against chores? - Felix is a lazy bastard

Who cleans up after the pets? - N/A

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Felix is a laz- no, when he actually sets to cleaning up, he does it at the tempo of an unmotivated snail, but he does it properly. Kisses are good motivators. And praises. Lots and lots of ‘that’s my boy’-

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Whomst? The only guest they’d have is Infaustus, and the fella always shows up unannounced

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Felix, he wouldn’t let Roman live it down for ages because he got way too excited about it. Not that he has any use or need for it, so it went to Roman in the end. And on a separate occasion, Roman found one and Felix, cleaning half a metre off to the side, pouted for three years

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Both, baths for Roman’s tired bones, and because Felix’s second love is bubble baths

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Infaustus can walk himse-

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Never, who has the time? Although, maybe they’d set up a candle or two… For Felix to stare at and smile when he admires the way Roman looks in that light.

What are their goals for the relationship? - To get to keep it

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - There’s this guy I know, his name is Felix, and he’s a lazy bas- Maybe both? They don’t really have anyone expecting them to be somewhere at a set time, right?

Who plays the most pranks? - F-

[velvet-chae-blog]

bts annoying boyfriend things:

jin:

-will brag to everyone about how your mom loves him more than you

-asks you if you’re gonna eat something and then takes it before you even answer

-the worst backseat driver of all time but when you ask him if he would like to drive he’ll say no gshshsjshshdhd

-when going to eat, he’ll tell you to choose but he’ll have a complaint about every place you suggest

-dad jokes at the WORST possible moments like even once while you were making out?? and you’re like dear god what have i done in my past life to deserve this

-will eat your left overs out of the fridge even if you leave notes telling him NOT to

-once you went to a Halloween party together and he dressed as ‘prince peach’ and made you dress as Mario dhhdjsjsjshdjsjjs

-is absolutely not afraid to tell you that you look like something a cat through up. like pls you can’t be a lil nicer?

-will steal your good razor to shave his face

-is religious about his skin routine and will nag and nag you about yours

namjoon:

-asks you to take pictures of him and will make you retake it 637383829383 times. seriously how does jimin deal with this?

-‘borrows’ your headphones all the time and thrn BREAKS THEM hshsjsjsjsj. this is the 5th pair you’ve had to buy this month

-always wants to FaceTime or talk on the phone, but never text

-when you ask him to bring you home food it’s always the wrong thing. isn’t this boy supposed to have an amazing memory? where is it?

-on that note, he loses things constantly. ‘babe have u seen my sunglasses’ and like seriously they’re on his head

-joon’s top priority is aesthetic, always. to the point where you will go two hours out of the way to have dinner at a swanky italian place with low hanging lights even tho YOU’RE STARVING

-will answer your questions with questions or quotes, like b*tch did you just quote dr suess at me? i just want to know what kinda pizza you want

-long philosophical speeches which can be nice and endearing at times but sometimes you’re like ‘joon, it’s rly not that deep bby’ hdhsjsjsnsnsnsn

-tells you that you’re a traitor whenever you buy anything with a kkt friend that isn’t ryan

yoongi:

-sleeps in soooooo late and makes you crawl over him every morning when you have to work

-‘if this house was burning to the ground and i could only save u or min holly, i will choose min holly’ - min yoongi 2k16

-will use your laptop instead of his own bc yours is closer

-king of excuses which is handy when you want to call in sick to work, but very very annoying when you want to go do something that he doesn’t want to

-will take the remote right out of your hand and change it to what he wants and when you’re giving him a death glare he’s like ?????? tf you want?

-uses all of your bath bombs without asking shshjs i don’t think he understands how expensive those are????

-insulting kumam*n is a sin worthy of death

-would probably fake his own death if that meant he could avoid a social outing 

-is the worst to play any games with bc he always cheats and calls it ‘being resourceful’ 

hoseok:

-always leaves the toilet seat up and like laughs so hard he cries when you fall in

-wants to be the little spoon and never the big spoon

-he tried to teach you the choreo to dope one time and you twisted your ankle and he rly will never let you live that down

-snores so so so so SO loud, but will wake up in the am and say he couldn’t sleep bc you were snoring

-you cannot go to the bar alone with him bc he is the worst drunk person you’ve ever met zbsnsjsnsnsnsn he goes completely dead weight and sings kid songs and cries about how beautiful the moon is

-constantly singing girl group songs. like red velvet is gr8 but one can only listen ‘rookie rookie my super rookie rookie’ so many times without wanting to scream

-randomly pantses you around the house and will say ‘i got you’ like it’s a prank.....how is this....a prank hobi? ur just being a perv.....pls

-never folds his laundry ever. like if it wasn’t for you, the clothing mountain in ‘spring day’ would reside in your bedroom

jimin:

-cries every time taey*ng releases a song

-always has the receipts on hand when you’re arguing. even if it’s over something super petty hdhdjdj

-complains that you take too long of showers but there’s never any fcking warm water left once he’s done with his shower

-always pulls uglie faces when your trying to take cute couple pics. why won’t he let you have any nice pictures?

-teases you about being too soft but also complains when you don’t show him enough affection. what do you WANT park jimin?

-he’s a smug lil sh*t whenever he’s right and you’ll never ever hear the end of it

-he tells your mom everything i s2g they’re worse than the old ladies gossiping at the farmer’s market

-imitates you in the highest pitch most awful voice ever hshsjsjsjsjsnsns

-probably yells at you when you break a streak on snapchat

-steals the blankets at night, leaving you to freeze and d*e

taehyung:

-sends texts in all emojis all the time and will expect you to decode them perfectly. like how are you suppose to know what  🤐 👩‍🍳 🤳 👏🏻 ✨ 🚓 💔 means?

-smart about weird things like he can tell you every star that exists in the milky-way but don’t ask him help you build any IKEA furniture

-will probably wake you up at ungodly hours to ask you why dogs walk in circles before they lay down

-his shoes actually smell sooooooooo bad bc he never wears socks

-super loud playing video games. like it’s literally 3 am and he’s having a debate with a 12 yr old about overwatch vs. titanfall and you have an exam at 7am. can he pls for the love of god just not?

-uses your tooth brush so now you have to hide it from him when he stays over

-probably asks for nudes like 80 times a week. does he not understand that there are only so many creative ways you can take sexcie pics?

-you absolutely cannot take him grocery shopping bc you either will loose him or you will wind up with $50 worth of cereal in your cart and nothing else

-made you a playlist once that was just gucci gang on repeat

jeongguk:

-drinks milk straight from the carton

-weird af compliments. like bitting your face and telling you that you’re a snacc. 

-is actually a decent cook BUT DESTROYS THE FCKING KITCHEN

-seriously. all the cabinets are open, the fridge is open, there is trash on the counters, there’s siracha on the ceiling? he only made boxed ramen. how did this even happen?

-constantly reminds you that you’re short and will use you as an arm rest

-has your contact id as a kermit meme

-always making you hold his things in your purse. like why can’t he just use his pockets? hshsjsjsjs

-will probably call you dude and babe in the same sentence

-makes literally everything a competition.....everything

-he’s so lazy that he’ll make things more difficult then the were. like he will carry 20 bags of groceries in and almost cut off the circulation to his fingers bc he doesn’t want to make 2 trips

-uses all of your shampoo and body wash all the fckin time. you’ve even gone out and bought stuff for him BUT HE STILL USES YOURS