#I love t/pn it's my life... I miss it

[sskk-manifesto]

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[luminous-shifting-vibes]

*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier

also x1000 longer than previous post

"ur satan is gnc af"

"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"

"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"

"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"ohoho sexy"

"I am very proud of myself"

"himbo x edgy fuck"

"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"

"he has teefs"

"SQUASH"

"good for biting 📷"

"he's a himbo basically"

"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"

"bifth"

"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"

"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"

"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan" "I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"

"crimes"

"tumblr sexyman"

"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"

"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"

"steampunk e-girl"

"steampunk tumblr sexyman"

"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"

"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"

"ARTIST SIGHTED"

"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"

"babby..... would die for him"

"honestly i probably kin him"

"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"

"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"

"Also :00 blonde friend"

"Let us all infodhmo"

"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"

"Nix woukd you like to joon?

"skitters away"

"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"

"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"

"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"

"Awkwardly watches in band kid"

"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"

"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"

"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"

"anyway heres my boi"

"emo"

"haha emo"

"virgil sanders kinnie"

"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"

"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"

"bird man my beloved"

"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"

"Birds!!"

"guiguhuh"

"crabrave"

"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"

"yess name collector gang"

"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"

"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"

"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"

"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"

"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"

"My dad has seven legal names" "bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"

"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"

"mmmmmm magic man :]"

"°0° green man"

"criminal (affectionate)"

"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"

"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"

"i would commit so many crimes for him"

"Very babey"

"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"

"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"

"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)

"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"

"* or extremly chaotic either works"

"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"

"oH--"

"bc my brain has a schedule"

"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"

"hehe yes spooky man"

"my ghost glucose guardian"

"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"

"ghosts r just inherently sexy"

"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"

"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"

"ł â m p"

"łæmp"

"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"

"I'd date a ghost"

"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"

"p e e p e e"

""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"

"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"

"you're all 12 year olds"

"PEENIE"

"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"

"god, what a himbo. i love him"

"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"

"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"

"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"

"im kin assigning him roman sanders" ""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""

"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"

"twink appreciation club"

"give us the twinks"

"my first thought was bottom-"

"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"

"daddy issued"

"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"

"Big boy but"

"anyways janus is swagggg"

"........................."

"gib twink"

"give twink then i will share"

"holds him gentle like hamburger"

"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"

"he is. fragile creachur"

"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"

"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"

"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"

"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"

"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"

"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"

"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."

"note i am a lesbian"

"You may like Schezo wegey"

"why does he have one single expression"

"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"

"magic wand"

"I Want To Hold His Hand"

"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"

"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""

"p e a n u t"

"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"

"grug from the croods is peak male performance"

"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."

"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"

"i like essays"

"central time gang"

"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)

"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"

"points were made"

"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"

"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"

"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"

"i think it sounds great i'm going to start eating like that"

"several people are typing"

"do these look edible to you"

"forbidden gummies"

"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"

"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"

"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"

"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"

"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"

"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"

"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."

"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."

"NIIICE"

"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"

"watch your fucking language in front of the president"

"im so sorry lumi"

"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"

"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"

"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"

""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""

"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"

"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."

"me on discord: nick wilde"

"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."

"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"

"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"

"what the fuck"

"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"

"If you adopt me then yes"

"am I qualified for dad jokes???"

"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"

"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""

"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"

"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"

"cat pet"

"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"

"maybe thats me being a coward tho"

"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"

if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content

[humansoulsarg]

Mel B and HAIM Color Bars Solve

In this post: https://pangenttechnologies.tumblr.com/post/184051996657/melanie-brown-interviewed-by-piers-morgan-for There are color bars across the bottom. They don’t appear to be standard Pangent color codes A very similar-looking set of color bars appeared in this HAIM post: https://pangenttechnologies.tumblr.com/post/182280291497/support-six-incredible-causes-and-sit-vip-with I think I got something valid for the second Haim image

it’s VERY green but i think those are all valid pangent colors I just inverted the colors Here is the first Haim image’s colors,  this is just inverted from the original. It loooks valid to me

Here’s the Mel B “rumor comes out” colors, inverted. I think I was just really overthinking this, as just inverting the colors gives me something very green but valid (I think) in Pangent colors

here are the colors from inverting the “is Mel Brown gay” and “Haim sisters with Emma Stone” posts.

44 45 4c 49 53 57 4e 56 46 41 55 4c 4a 56 5a 4a 53 45 42 47 4c 50 53 55 4e 43 46 4e 54 4f 4a 41 56 4c 53 44 43 53 4d 4b 54 42 4b 4e 43 49 54 4f 47 54 DELISWNVFAULJVZJSEBGLPSUNCFNTOJAVLSDCSMKTBKNCITOGT vig argentina: DNFEFDFIFADFFIGBFEBPFLFBFPFNCIFNCDFDCBGGGICACICICG A1Pf: 4d65646961466972652f6b626f6d396d346432777931393937 hex: MediaFire/kbom9m4d2wy1997 http://mediafire.com/?kbom9m4d2wy1997 KansasCity1997.zip -> argentina_ascii.wav It’s a Kansas City Standard (KCS) Wav File decode to text using Python and these scripts: http://www.dabeaz.com/py-kcs/ It starts off with a code: khg tey begww nfmkuk mrcm   deykipn qp ko evqp nivo ltd   i'xl qlue of qted ww rzn   i'o mmrytkuk mrcm   pj sv ttpid ko uoye de fvay rgcpr   t'cl uoye yio kshe vigenere rachel: the man keeps coming back   wanting me to come with him   i’ve made my mind up now   i’m fighting back   if he tries to shut me down again   i’ll shut him down The rest is an ASCII photo of Lottie/Argentina.

Second image:

Lime Black Cyan Blue Cyan Orange Cyan Yellow Cyan Yellow Lime Lime Lime Green Lime Green Cyan Red Lime Green Cyan White Cyan Lime Cyan Yellow Lime Green Lime Brown Lime Orange Cyan Red Lime Grey Dark-Grey Lime Lime Cyan Yellow Lime Grey Lime Green Lime Pink Cyan Red Cyan Lime Lime Black Cyan Orange Cyan Lime Lime Blue Lime Green Lime Green Cyan Red Cyan Yellow Cyan Orange Cyan Cyan Cyan Lime Lime Orange Lime Green Lime Blue Lime Dark-Grey Cyan Orange Lime Black Lime Black Cyan Lime Lime Not-so-Brown Lime Brown Lime Blue black black black black 4F 56 52 53 53 44 49 49 51 49 5 05 4 5 3 4 9 4 A 4 2 5 1 4 D 4 E 4 4 5 3 4 D 4 9 4 7 5 1 5 4 4 F 5 2 5 4 4 6 4 9 4 9 5 1 5 3 5 2 5 5 5 4 4 2 4 9 4 6 4 E 5 2 4 F 4 F 5 4 4 B 4 A 4 6 X X X X OVRSSDIIQIPTSIJBQMNDSMIGQ TORTFIIQSRUTBIFNROOTKJF decodes with vig password limonada to: DNFEFDFIFADFFIGBFEBPFMFGF LCDGFFIFKFGGBFFCJCAGKGF decodes to 4 d 6 5 6 4 6 9 6 1 4 6 6 9 7 2 6 5 2 f 6 c 6 7 6 b 3 4 7 6 6 9 6 a 6 7 7 2 6 6 3 0 3 1 7 a 7 6 MediaFire/lgk4vijgrf01zv http://mediafire.com/?lgk4vijgrf01zv which isnt valid Remember the missing bytes at the end? yeah i’m just trying any numbers and letters i think we’re missing a letter or two http://www.mediafire.com/?lgk4vijgrf01zvc KansasCity1996.zip -> limonada_ascii.wav Audio in Kansas City Standard (KCS) format. Outputs text including ASCII art and vigenered text

k rbf'v eohl ai tuel vyc spm $gtm hbsu c mlewoxj $cjr twb ky'jl mfupc wh l uaqyw cvr cl’$ i$ll yccyy vc twv eclkl c poa'l yh$o jcj dqvu c uhh werh ritfi huau $svgvn, olrsb cykvoydcbwif oufe $qgywx kb g$g uclfphs nbl hbll ocefkvu ynll oo$wg bllg alkgtt $gy nte ewgn $x vw$w yponwcyd tves qp $cjr $g$s m$l’m etemuawapu nycqbml pn, yoew oho eqfr spl hbwyy'e lrkg uyv nsfk qn vyj tukbr a’$f umuh ywv psl tl qtornsl d$g wf fqe qbgvmq tb khia ewfqwtqba $ll wnbowhr ljog a hiwfwk wamcdsnpda yagyqba louf i'iw ycwdgr rng$mn$phs i ygjyo sdchl jmf w$vieiay hi waxs javp as xhcxuew ticwxse ap lsulo ue i qar cy dktr lq uoew muulhjs gj xtwrff a vigenere solver says the key is “conscioushumansouls” but it seems to have decoded with errors the dollar signs being errors here changing them to Z gives me this “”“** i don’t want to hurt her any more than i already have but we’re stuck in a cycle and it’s only going to get worse i don’t know how long i can keep doing this reboot, clean installation hate myself in the morning not that morning ever comes hate myself for the rest of time whatever time we have here she’s struggling against it, more and more and there’s less and less of her maybe i’ll just let her be whoever she is now choose to stop murdering her knowing that i failed completely knowing that i’ve killed everything i loved about her choosing to live with my failure forever in death as i did in life to make failure my friend ”“”** this text later appeared in video “mountain” https://vimeo.com/410088899 For this Mel B inverted mostly green border image, I’ve got my first swing at a transcription: https://i.imgur.com/JmSqveN.jpg 46 44 4f 45 4c 4e 47 4f 49 45 4f 4f 49 53 49 52 46 49 49 52 55 52 47 41 4d 47 49 44 49 52 4c 46 4f 45 54 49 4f 4e 46 4e 52 4e 52 48 41 52 52 52 47 52 55 47 4d 49 FDOELNGOIEOOISIRFIIRURGAMGI DIRLFOETIONFNRNRHARRRGRUGMI might be (should be?) vigenere but obvious choices didnt work. backwards maybe?? oh that’s weird IMGURGRRRAHRNRNFNOITEOFLRID IGMAGRURIIFRISIOOEIOGNLEODF backwards it says imgur. maybe a coincidence, but maybe it’s already a reduced alphabet ?? letters included in string are: adefghilmnorstu eh i guess not IGMAGRURIIFRISIOOEIOGNLEODF IMGURGRRRAHRNRNFNOITEOFLRID  and with IMGUR removed I noticed it had GARFIELD too… I later saw that all this has been done before for another solve… IGMAGRURIIFRISIOOEIOGNLEODF         77 6 8744 74E5 14 A I M G URII R SIOO IOGN EO F  G A R    F I    E    L  D IMGURGRRRAHRNRNFNOITEOFLRID       666 9 565 54 2 4A 67 IMGUR RRR H NRN NO T OF RI      G   A R   F  I E  L  D  gives  https://i.imgur.com/whtGNQJ.jpg  and  https://i.imgur.com/fiVUBJg.jpg  First is “removed”, so I don’t know if that was the expected solution or if I made a mistake or if it’s been removed from imgur because we took too long.  Other one is correct though. - Geri Halliwell’s Elvis Costume