#I look at bo for inspo into thad’s more… goofy side

[number1yisuchongfan]

Okay, some things that Bo “The Truth” Thompson did in Superstore that if Thaddeus did in Season 2, would kill me (this list is just all his freaky shit he’s done, which is… a lot. He’s a bit of a sex pest.):

Propose via flash mob that he did right after pretending to rob a store a gun point, he was nearly shot with a shotgun for this.

Filmed himself and his wife having sex on a greenscreen so it looked like they were fucking in space.

Broke his tail bone fleeing from the police by falling into an abandoned quarry.

Put a wedding topper on his cake at his own wedding of him and his wife having sex.

““Dances”” for his mom’s friends as well as models (no one in the show knows that means).

Did molly with his wife in the back of the DJ’s truck at their own high school prom, Amy comments to Cheyenne that she’s surprised that DJ didn’t kidnap and kill them both.

Bought 4 dogs without his wife’s knowledge and promised they could take care of their child until she was old enough to take care of the dogs.

Implied to have live-streamed himself and his wife having sex and posted it to the internet.

Had sex with his wife behind a toilet paper display, in the store, during work hours with people around them.

Thought he was gonna have a four way with Cheyenne, her boss, and her boss’s wife because he didn’t know how IVF worked. Also thought he was gonna ask his friends to have a three way with her boss because he didn’t understand that Glenn was hiring his friends to “test out the security” to get Dina off his ass

Feigned interest in security to Dina, the assistant manager, to try to rob the store and pharmacy. Dina thought he was sexually attracted to her and told Cheyenne that she shouldn’t fret if he jacked off to her in the employee bathroom.

Got his wife pregnant in the photo lab of store, that was both their first times together.

Wore a shirt with a middle finger but it was a penis where the middle finger should on his first day to work and proceeded to hump a table while making a sex joke.

Tested out the stability of his new home’s countertops by humping them.

Hired a male stripper for his wife, at a baby shower that wasn’t even their own, and proceeded to ask Amy, the mom-to-be, if she can vemno him all the money the stripper took.

Cut a hole in his house’s roof for a sky light and instead just caused property damage.

And just… this clip.