#I like obama

[hale-nathan]

Trump Weird News - What AM I Saying?

NOW On Obama : "I like him. I think he’s a nice gentleman … I happen to like him. I respect him, and I respect his wife.”

THEN On Obama: "Where's The Birth Certificate?"

[thoodleoo]

had a dream the other day that america decided to bring back the poena cullei (death penalty where you sew someone up in a sack with a bunch of animals and then throw the sack into a river) but only for us senators and so every senate meeting just devolved into people shouting "THE SACK! THE SACK!" whenever ted cruz talked

[wombywoo]

Ok so...a few people have made comments regarding my ocs, so um...

These are very clearly not the same dude:

I'll address the obvious--yes, they're both black 👍 bravo for noticing

But I think there's enough distinction here to recognize that..maybe...they're *not* the same guy 🤷‍♀️

Shocking, I know

Here's an even further, more controversial take; these 3 are also not the same dude:

What a twist!

And please..for the love of god...NONE of these men are former US president Barack Obama 😭😭😭

[menlove]

I get why it happened but nothing has made it more glaring how people refer to men in power vs women in power than kamala harris...... like it's smth every gender studies professor will beat into your skull by week 1 but most people don't even think about but like

if you're referring to "trump" or "biden" or "obama" in serious conversations and never just "donald" or "joe" or "barack" let's all take a moment and Rework our vocabulary to say harris or kamala harris instead of just "kamala"

like I'll be the first to criticize her don't get me wrongggg but if you can respect shitty male politicians enough to go by last & first last names unless you're making a shit post, do the same for her

(this is not an attack btw it's a deeply ingrained social norm to give women less respect than men but let this be a Reminder!)

[raincandyart]

I'm so sorry.

[ID: Mia Fey from Ace Attorney, drawn from the chest up in a semi realistic artstyle. She's grinning at the viewer, her arms crossed over each other and her scarf blowing in the wind behind her. She's drawn with a wider, flatter nose, more tanned skin and a mole under her mouth on the left. The background is a light purple. /end ID]

Reference under the cut..

[ID: The reference image is Obama in the same post and position with the oval office in the background. He has edited on visible cleavage. /end ID]

[cowboy-robooty]

watched brokeback mountain yesterday.... mid as fuck. i think it wouldve played out a lot better if the main characters were yuri and jimmy from yarichin bitch club. do u see my vision?

[eggwishing]

yeah mr president shes pretty fucking awesome tbh probably the coolest guy ever to have an iq in the single digits

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #144

Peter Parker sounds just like Spider-Man. This is something that the students of Midtown find hilarious

Soon, Peter's getting comments in the halls like, "Hey are you that kid who sounds like Spider-Man?" "Uhhh I mean -" "Holy shit it's truuue" and, "Hey Parker, say, 'Hiya Mister Criminal'' "(sigh) Hiya Mister criminal-"

It becomes a daily bit on the school news: they put Peter in the cheapest, most ridiculous Spider-Man mask imaginable and get him to say wild stuff, whatever Midtown students can think of. Like that bit at the end of Honest Trailers.

(Peter may or may not go slightly viral saying some Stuff about the Rogue Avengers in his "Spider-Man voice." Tony may or may not nearly piss himself laughing about it when he finds out.

Spider-Man himself has yet to comment.)

[bowenoke]

the real tragedy of being 14 on the internet is that the first fanart and first fanfic you ever made ARE out there and ARE accessible to you, but that they're attached to the least cool version of yourself. i have access to baby's first princess tutu fanfic and gravity falls fanart and while they may not have been GOOD i do still love them. unfortunately i was also malding about romney losing the election

[qqueenofhades]

The fact that Trump lost 20% of Republicans in Florida is deeply funny to me, truly.

[aizenat]

I don’t care who hates this, but I always loved Hilary. I was buying shit from her campaign too to spread the message. I was excited to vote for what I thought was going to be our first female president.

Yall can’t make me hate her either lol.

[realscreaminggoat]

I just learned that the actor for kutner (kal penn) actually left to show to go work for obama and now I understand all the jokes that obama killed kutner

[gjdraws]

THEY KILLED KUTNER SO ABRUPTLY??? JUST LIKE THAT??? MY GOOFY SON???

[mostlikelyshutup]

the relief i have from joe biden stepping down and kamala (most likely) taking the ticket is the same relief i felt in november 2020 after a week of counting votes, like theres hope now

[mdantics]

I'm not going to explain this stupid crappy doodle lmao

[simphic]

Face kinda gaggin me...