#I like obama

[hale-nathan]

Trump Weird News - What AM I Saying?

NOW On Obama : "I like him. I think he’s a nice gentleman … I happen to like him. I respect him, and I respect his wife.”

THEN On Obama: "Where's The Birth Certificate?"

[thoodleoo]

had a dream the other day that america decided to bring back the poena cullei (death penalty where you sew someone up in a sack with a bunch of animals and then throw the sack into a river) but only for us senators and so every senate meeting just devolved into people shouting "THE SACK! THE SACK!" whenever ted cruz talked

[wombywoo]

Ok so...a few people have made comments regarding my ocs, so um...

These are very clearly not the same dude:

I'll address the obvious--yes, they're both black 👍 bravo for noticing

But I think there's enough distinction here to recognize that..maybe...they're *not* the same guy 🤷‍♀️

Shocking, I know

Here's an even further, more controversial take; these 3 are also not the same dude:

What a twist!

And please..for the love of god...NONE of these men are former US president Barack Obama 😭😭😭

[menlove]

I get why it happened but nothing has made it more glaring how people refer to men in power vs women in power than kamala harris...... like it's smth every gender studies professor will beat into your skull by week 1 but most people don't even think about but like

if you're referring to "trump" or "biden" or "obama" in serious conversations and never just "donald" or "joe" or "barack" let's all take a moment and Rework our vocabulary to say harris or kamala harris instead of just "kamala"

like I'll be the first to criticize her don't get me wrongggg but if you can respect shitty male politicians enough to go by last & first last names unless you're making a shit post, do the same for her

(this is not an attack btw it's a deeply ingrained social norm to give women less respect than men but let this be a Reminder!)

[raincandyart]

I'm so sorry.

[ID: Mia Fey from Ace Attorney, drawn from the chest up in a semi realistic artstyle. She's grinning at the viewer, her arms crossed over each other and her scarf blowing in the wind behind her. She's drawn with a wider, flatter nose, more tanned skin and a mole under her mouth on the left. The background is a light purple. /end ID]

Reference under the cut..

[ID: The reference image is Obama in the same post and position with the oval office in the background. He has edited on visible cleavage. /end ID]

[tanadrin]

if trump gets his policy proposals blunted by having a really narrow majority in the house i do not relish having to see all the takes about how trump is actually a "pretty normal republican" or how "trump isn't/wasn't that bad, libs were just panicking for no reason." i think if you have genuinely awful policy proposals, and you fail to get them enacted because you're too incompetent or because congress stops you, you shouldn't get credit for it.

i remember having an argument with my mother during the obama years where she (a very Median Voter-brained type person with a tendency to both-sides everything) thought obama was a bad president because republicans hated him, and a good president would be able to work with congress. which... maybe? but republicans clearly were not dealing with obama in good faith, and i think if you're obstructing good policy for stupid reasons, you should get the political/moral blame. i think the reverse is true as well. i think trump 1.0 got way too much credit vs the generic republican replacement because his incompetence hindered his malice.

[cowboy-robooty]

watched brokeback mountain yesterday.... mid as fuck. i think it wouldve played out a lot better if the main characters were yuri and jimmy from yarichin bitch club. do u see my vision?

[r0semultiverse]

Dan Da Dan mangaka is a homestuck fan

My partner was looking up the Dandadan manga just for fun or whatever and sent the magazine/book page that looks a bit different in the anime and immediately I felt an eerie sense of familiarity...

Obama going into space on a special mission remind anyone else of a certain piece of media?

At first I was like surely Dandandan has been out for some time before getting an anime adaptation; so, it's probably just coincidence... right?

Oh how wrong I was... truly, we can never escape it. We cannot fight the Homestuck.

[eggwishing]

yeah mr president shes pretty fucking awesome tbh probably the coolest guy ever to have an iq in the single digits

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #144

Peter Parker sounds just like Spider-Man. This is something that the students of Midtown find hilarious

Soon, Peter's getting comments in the halls like, "Hey are you that kid who sounds like Spider-Man?" "Uhhh I mean -" "Holy shit it's truuue" and, "Hey Parker, say, 'Hiya Mister Criminal'' "(sigh) Hiya Mister criminal-"

It becomes a daily bit on the school news: they put Peter in the cheapest, most ridiculous Spider-Man mask imaginable and get him to say wild stuff, whatever Midtown students can think of. Like that bit at the end of Honest Trailers.

(Peter may or may not go slightly viral saying some Stuff about the Rogue Avengers in his "Spider-Man voice." Tony may or may not nearly piss himself laughing about it when he finds out.

Spider-Man himself has yet to comment.)

[mulderscully]

i miss when we knew results on election night

[insert-stupid-username]

Ranking drivers based on how well I think they would be in an IndyCar VS F1 dodgeball game. Dont hate yall this is soley for fun:

Logan Sargeant: This man 100% bit people as a child. Also hes american so the tiny bit of school he went to inperson was long enough to give him the dodgeball going apeshit gene. Bonus points becuase of Kyle Kirkwood and the fact that I think the Indycar people go slightly easier on him casue hes going to be joining them soon (fingers cross) (hes also not blatently Europian)

Liam Lawson: he has so much anger in him. That is all you truly need to play dodge ball. Even though his enemy is not in Indycar its so easy to visualize that they are. If your not pissed screaming and cussing out the other side your not playing dodgeball correctly. On that note...

Yuki Tsunoda: Hes small so easy to dodge things, but he has the hate and curssing nessisary for amaerican dodgeball.

Valtteri Bottas: goes with the distraction stradegy and suprisingly it works. (this doesnt work most of the time would not recomend in a true dodgeball game)

Oscar Piastri: Stands off to the side and survives soley on dodges gets out as soon as he trys to throw the balls (this was 1000% me in school)

Daniel Ricciardo: gets super into the game as is suprisingly good

Lewis Hamilton: people are a bit intimidated by him so they dont throw as many balls his way

Franco Colapinto: is protecting lewis half the time gets out but does so in a really cool way

Zhou Guanyu: so quiet that he last a long time hiding

Fernando Alonso: he gets really into it but cant be cool so points lost

Max Verstappen: if he gets nothing out of it and its soley for media than this is so much lower cause hed purposly get out first to not have to do media. Otherwise he trys but its not a video game or car so hes mediocar at it

Checo: doesnt care too much just chatting, he does give other people balls to throw though

Nico Hulkenberg: doesnt care at all just chatting with people around him the whole time

Kevin Magnussen: doesnt care at all just chatting with people, though I feel like hed occasionaly throw a ball so he wouldnt get yelled at

Lance Stroll: I feel like he is the person to try the hang to the side stragety but it wouldnt work

Esteban Ocon: he would be trying to hit pierre, other than that I cant see him getting too into it

Carlos Sainz: He gets out cause Charles getting hit was too funny he forgot he was in the middle of a game.

Pierre Gasly: He gets out cause he was too disctracted laughing at Charles.

George Russell: again hes just so tall. Also VERY british which makes me think that this is SOOO not something hes super comfortable with

Alex Albon: Hes just so tall, he trys to defend but he is such a good target. though I think whoever gets him out feels slightly bad cause hes a nice guy

Lando Norris: he is the type of guy that trys so hard that he gets himself out. Also when he gets out (hes one of the first) he imedietly trys to fight it (he is the nuh uh it didnt hit me i blocked it kid)

Charles Leclerc: he cant do any sports. Dude would trip over his feet and than acidentally get taken out by another f1 driver

[bowenoke]

the real tragedy of being 14 on the internet is that the first fanart and first fanfic you ever made ARE out there and ARE accessible to you, but that they're attached to the least cool version of yourself. i have access to baby's first princess tutu fanfic and gravity falls fanart and while they may not have been GOOD i do still love them. unfortunately i was also malding about romney losing the election

[coridallasmultipass]

((Classic Dave Strider time travel spoiler.))

[chiisomandi]

the funniest thing about the premise of choosing trump because it means choosing cheaper gas is that it’s simply not true

[qqueenofhades]

The fact that Trump lost 20% of Republicans in Florida is deeply funny to me, truly.