#I know this is weird

[broken-heart-raven-queen]

What if Kevin never picked up that Jean was in love with him and he instead thought that he was in love with Riko??

[milfjuulpod]

ok this post is gonna sound crazy and i’m aware but just…chill. anyways this message is for catalystwriter wherever you are in the world i hope you’re doing alright and just know there’s at least one lesbian who thinks about your fics almost every day and wishes they could re-read them (it’s me). specifically “dream” but all of them were so incredible and I MISS YOU

[iheartpeppino]

You guys wanna hear something cursed?

My headcanon voice for Pizzaface... is Markiplier.

Just imagine Markiplier doing an intentionally villainous and threatening voice while reciting an unhinged monologue that scares the piss out of you... only for him to sound just a little goofy when he's caught off-guard.

Yeah... I don't know if anyone else will see the vision here but there it is.

... I also like imagining Pizzaface floating up to attractive people he likes and going, "HELLO, BABY~!" like Mark does when he sees a sexy statue in a video game:

[staplegxnn]

gabriel ultrakill. ,,,. gaybriel.., hear me out..

If you won’t hear ME out then I won’t hear YOU out…

My wife 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

[flypanegg88]

I’m sorry

[stormyloveedits]

Ruby edit :3

[thissortofsorcery]

Bit of a weird question, but... When you're reading, do you process one word at a time, or do you wait until you have a full sentence to take the meaning in?

[jokerislandgirl32]

What Do Wild Kratts Characters Smell Like Headcanons: The Wild Kratts Crew

This all started when I was sitting one day last year and thought, hmmm, I wonder what Zach smells like? Then I started wondering what the other character’s scents were like. It took me a while to get them ready, but you can find the first installment with the Wild Kratts Crew below the cut!

Chris: Think sandalwood. He is the climbing brother, so I imagine him to have an underlying pine, or other woodsy scent. He may also smell like grass, especially fresh cut grass. And, depending on what he got into on the creature trail, he may smell like dirt, mud, the creatures he meets, etc.

Martin: Think sea breeze or ocean breeze. Martin is the swimming brother, so I predict nautical scents are the base for his scent profile. He smells salty and sweet like the ocean breeze, he can also smell like fresh rainfall. Like Chris, he smells like whatever he got into on the creature trail. 

Koki: Bright citrus scents mixed with a hint of vanilla: Orange, lemon, or anything with a similar zesty profile. I feel like she loves to use some type of rejuvenating citrus body butter, and she may use a vanilla body wash, which gives her these base scents. 

Aviva: Floral and fruity scents. I think Aviva is more drawn to tropical scents when it comes to perfume, body wash, shampoo, etc. She favors scents with mango, pineapple, coconut, peach, or hibiscus undertones. But she is not against sweeter scents like sweet pea, lilac, and cherry blossom. 

Jimmy Z: Predominantly pizza or chocolate chip cookies. He smells like the foods he eats, cooks, or bakes. He may also smell like some cheep cologne, funny story, he bought it on sale thinking it was a food spray of some type. It did not taste as good as he hoped. 

Feel free to let me know of any additional scents that should be included for these characters!

[miravomitpuppy]

I took a wonderful nude that I can only describe as artistic in nature, so much so that it made me feel gender envy towards myself or maybe got me turned on (not to sure if getting turned on by myself is good) I'm motivated to take more nudes now

[fandom-princeling8]

i have an obscure proposition to make...

I am bored as hell, oddly inspired and have a canva pro account i want to make the most of.

Soooooooo does anyone out there want some business card designs made up or something?

stickers, flyers, banners, invitations, frankly anything i could use the practice.

hell, i'd be happy to write up some fantasy contracts, for like assassinations or weird employments or something.... strange as it sounds i have a fair bit of experience.......

i don't want anything in return im just bored and want to help some people out.

[totallyradicalmucky]

Found a way to get strykore & eon in the AU but idk if yall would like it so

Idk ask me if yall are interested in that? Or is it fine how it is :P

[nerrissadevampyre]

okay i think my computer is haunted:

It was asleep since morning and now it's early evening and i happened to wake it up and like there's this pic of a girl with grey, falling skin, huge glowing eyes and some stuff like antlers over her head? But then again i looked at it from the side and so the colors and the lighting was probably messed up and the site it was on (WeTransfer) may have just have the picture of a girl there as it usually does and i looked at it the wrong way

Anyways i got scared 😅

[scratchingoutlet]

That motherfucker is sleeping on the couch this bed is mine, I will rip off any ghost dicks or tits that try to. My room is my sanctuary and no shitty ghost can stop me. If I see a ghost I will beat them with their "friend" if they don't get away.

You know when I think about ghosts which I don't even believe in, I just keep thinking of smug ghosts like "oh I'm a ghost you can't hurt me har har", motherfuckers getting their ass beat by a higher entity which is sometimes a what if self insert that changes me fundamentally and I don't know how to describe it.

Anyway those little bitch ghosts are getting slapped. I might not be physically fit, but being ruthless and knowing how to punch which might be from karate when I was young, can get you father than you think. Still pretty inexperienced but an ambush, the element of surprise and capitalizing on that can defeat a superior, plus there're probably not better then me. Plus I have plenty of things in throwing and WACKING distance.

Their not the threat, I AM. Those bitches will learn. If any ghosts want to try me know that I actually left a lot of thoughts out. I have plenty of surprises and no matter what I'll make it hurt. Come if you dare pissants.

"people with big beds isn't it weird having all that empty space" u don't understand. that's where the ghost sleeps

[andhumanslovedstories]

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen