#I know it aint much.......... but I'm so fucking excited omg

[skibasyndrome]

in OTHER NEWS!!! just got the email from the publishers of this journal that my first ever (very humble. literally only a conference report) text is getting published in 🥹💜 got the PDF and the link to the publication!! hihi!!! baby's first conference report got published!!! 🥹💜 it is RIDICULOUS what a boost for my academic tasks this just gave me daslhfjklfgfdladflgjadflgadfglj

[lostfracturess]

hiii nici it’s been a while since i interacted w you

i’ve been on yet another angst hiatus bc im a sensitive lil bitch but i think i am emotionally stable again & cant wait to catch up on s&c!! you have been feeding omg there’s a blessed 30k to read n i could sob

also i’ve been trying to use my phone less before bedtime cuz like better sleep hygiene n whatnot so i’ve been opting for using my projector to watch movies or reading on my kindle n i vaguely remembered that ao3 has an option to download fics as mobi file too 🤔 i remember i downloaded s&c as pdf once so i could read it on a plane n that’s where i saw the file format options

BUT ANYWHO I WAS LIKE HOLD AWNNN A SECOND!!! KINDLE USES MOBI FORMAT!!!! aint no way…aint no wayyy���

LOOK!!!

i’m so fucking excited im gonna have a blast catching up on my kindle all snuggled in my blankets anyways just wanted to share this in case any of your readers are also kindle fiends like me n didnt know ab this option 😂😂 much loveee n thanks sm for your story!!

so so happy to see you reading s&c again, there's definitely a lot to catch up on (which is ... a lot of trauma), so i'm so sorry already :') and omg yesss, the ao3 mobi file option is so good !! :) i can't wait to hear what you think of the new chapters <3

[darkfictionjude]

I have so much to say lmao.

Okay. Well the fuck done. Omg. I loved this episode so much. 😭

1. Those sponsor ads are literally my favorite thing ever. I love them so much. I look forward to seeing them and this one made me laugh more than the fridge one from chapter..1.. or 2 can't remember. But i loved it!

2. You really just went fuck it with the antagonistic heart options didn't you? 🤣

While i love Imre's and think it's so damn perfect for his dynamic and how my MC wants to trust him despite how utterly sketchy he fucking is is insane.

Lorcans while.... stimulating visually lol 😆 was wonderful but nothing compared to his ❤️ option that whole... it didn't feel like this with...

It was a vibe. I wanted to throw a pillow over my face and die. I can't. I can't believe how much i despised his character before you released the demo and even in the first update i was like this dude aint shit and now i am a goddamn simp and i hate it!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

I'm such a softy for lorcan it's insane.

Nia made me want to pull my hair out but also just hug her because fucking hell can you two get your shit together 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Sally wanting to have the gay talk with my MC fucking killed me too because yeah dude you're fucking weird enough now you wanna throw queer into the mix too. That's just perfect 😭

And finally i have never been more glad i sent an ask in my life than when i saw Percy's question to lorcan and MC 🤣 i know i said it's something percy would say on a lorcan route but you actually having percy say it made my fucking day.

I'm sick currently but this update really just made me smile so thank u and you are an awesome writer i really hope you know that! 😇🔥💗

Beware the lice in town, folks

Yeah I’m like “Percy would start thinking Crowny is fucking Lorcan in the attic” 💀

Thank you for your excitement always ❤️

[nerves-nebula]

Hi you mentioned wanting complements on your art, so I assume this is the time to say that I actually love Maurino Badger with my heart and soul. You draw her so CUTE I love him, in spite and because of the violent tendencies. I would be the one bringing offerings from the village to the honey dadger saint/god if I could. What does Maurino's fur feel like or what do you imagine it feels like? I NEED to know. And Loose Stitches? I get so EXCITED when I see a new comic come out like omg I wish I could draw like you. I'm so invested. And it makes me honestly delighted that Atchkey kinda looks like me because I NEVER see characters that look like me. I wish I was confident enough to wear cute outfits like them though. I also love how all your characters are so cute in your style! And how the style juxtaposes their very uncute backstories is just ughhhh I love it!

Anyway, I really love hearing what you have to say and I think that you give a really interesting perspective on a lot of things. It really makes me think sometimes about things I wouldn't have even thought of before. You're an amazing artist but I think you probably could have been a famous philosopher in a different world. Like the kind they read about in history books. That post about art being nothing the other day blew my mind a little bit and low key pulled me out of art block.

I really love your art and your characters. I followed you for the turtle comics but now I'm far more interested in your original stories. Actually I have to remind myself that I can't just tell people "that sounds like Groe and Maurino" because they aren't actually characters that everyone knows. Like in my brain the two of them are just as famous as like Spiderman and the Ninja Turtles. Anyway, thank you! You're amazing!

omggg thank youu <3

I dunno what maurenos fur feels like i imagine like honey badger fur but idk what that feel like? it looks kinda short and coarse to me. obviously Maureno isn't exactly just a honey badger, so i think she can probably make it softer or harder at will. don't quote me on that.

I'm glad atchkie represents your body type!! that's what I wanted!

I once thought I could've been a philosopher HOWEVER it turns out i fucking hate philosophy i DETEST ITTT i cant STAND IT. my best friend will sometimes pose philosophical questions to me and I'll get so pissed if they don't have much of a real world application like i have a losers temperament i couldn't be a philosopher. but I am very good at thinking about things on occasion! tho to be fair most of that has been by listening to what other people have to say on the topic lol most of this aint anythin i came up with purely on my own.

but that doesnt matter what matters is I HAVE INFECTED YOU WITH MY OCS. Maureno and Groe are forever and everrrr. did u read the awful smut i wrote of them. they're so mean to each other <3 Maureno is so fun cuz she wants to be better but something about being around Groe just makes her revert sobbbb.

POINT IS: :DDDDD yayyyy

[star-vibing-prompts]

Random shit I had or others had said as prompts.

Warnings: Swearing, Mentions of sus, dark humor(probably), dark themes(also probably), Sensitive topics

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"Motherfucker is high on cat nip at the top."

"Imma just kick this fish then-"

"Let me sleep with you!"

"STOP CREAMING YOURSELF"

"Let me throw your child!"

"I smacked a bad guy's booty."

"That was a good ass slap!"

"Give me all these delicious batteries!"

"Everybody died in this family!"

"I JUST SHOT HER BODY WITH MY GUN-"

"I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I HAD BALLS STILL!"

"I got stuff on my neck!"

"Be honest, am I hot?" "I'M GAY-"

"IMMA WHIP OUT MY BEANS ESSAY"

"Not the duckussy"

"Already sus gonna hide in the ooc"

"Okay I got my happiness, bye"

"I like me some Among Us"

"Can someone hold me please"

"[Name] stop searching. I wanna search something up to on him!"

"IS HE WRITING A FANFIC OML"

"I KNOW BUT WHEN I LAUGH I SOMEHOW CHOKE ACK-"

"You're more grosser than I am."

"Ohh~ Hee got the rizz~"

"OKAY BACK TO CRYING"

"I love dying screaming"

"IM CRYING WHAT DID WE JUST WALK IN ON???"

"I will slap myself if I say something sus"

"Let her scream lmao."

"Being force to talk by a 14 year old"

"Such a beautiful break up"

"STOP RIZZING ME"

"Anyway does anyone want to get slap by me?"

"Damn she hot"

"THE FUCK WOMAN???"

"DAMN I AM A LONELY BITCH"

"Actually *SHITTING* himself would be pooping. *PISSING* himself would be peeing."

"Why did you eat mah stick?"

"STOP EATING POOP???? WHOS POOP EVEN IS THAT???"

"I- Wha- ho- ...MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE THISI-"

"I think u just pissed him up even more"

"And why are you creaming [Name]?" "Damn tell me how you really feel about the cream jesus"

"One of them is: What the fuck is going on at this point and why am I still here for it?"

"I just love killing people!"

"I want to fuck Optimus Prime."

"Allergies are kicking me ass"

"I would've given you some but you didn't talk fast enough /j"

"[NAME] PLEASE I BE SILLY"

"I SWEAR ON [NAME] IT AINT ME"

"Why is [Name] robbing [Name2]"

"Enjoy your last peaceful moments"

"You were the chosen one"

"Then speak it"

"And [Name] just set himself on fire"

"I feel like I am being judged now,,,,,bye." *disappears*

"The shame has already been done there is no going back"

"My mom used to buy me robux before she mcfucking died"

"I BROKE MY STICK"

"THEY DONT KNOW WHAT GOES ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS"

"My gaydar told me"

"What the fuck are smiley fries."

"Rice with beef broth because we have no chicken"

"Anime cat girls are canon within Spongebob now."

"The Cat Has Ingested The Wall"

"Split dat chicken wingg"

"Oeuur... digs chicken wing out of the carpet"

SHRIEKS AND BREAKS IN THROUGH A WINDOW

"They have been bestowed the name [New name]"

"I love the fumbling with the remote"

"Literally vibrating in my chair, I’m really excited for the game"

"That's so sad imagine someone hated you so much they wouldn't even spend more than 5 bucks to hire a hitman"

"Bro's gonna be willing to die after that"

"FLOOFY AND GOOBER"

"I wanna invite them for tea and crumpets

The best type of relationship"

"ILL FORFEIT ALL MY LEGAL POSSESSIONS TO HIM"

"Like damn dude you don't need THAT much eye liner"

"This is so emo"

"My dude needs to look fabulous"

"WHAT A GOOBER ! FOOLISH LITTLE FELLOW"

"OMG ITS MY KID"

"LIL GUY IS SPEEDY ASF"

"They got a little too silly"

"ITTY BITTY"

"They just need to put some ice on it"

"Aww noo they spilled the cranberry juice" :(

[alyszaen]

your moots as skz members!

This was so difficult Istg but so FUN!!! I quoted a few people, so if you want me to remove the quotes please let me know!!! I made sure it's nothing personal you told me and only shows off your vibe. Thank you for the game, anon!!

Chan - @j-0ne25 - my parent LISTEN. Tan is a Stayblr NATIVE. When we first became moots I got so excited, because "omg a stayblr giant is my MOOT now". Tan isn't a moot I have chatted with all that much, but the few times we have I got clear chris vibes. They clearly care a ton for other people, trying to help when they can. She has a lot of experience in writing and it shows. All in all it's just Leader vibes. I would gladly follow you through the world!

Lino - @yrhome - my bestie Okay I know this is a surprise. And from the way she texts, you would not think that elle is lino. One day we were talking about haunting people as ghosts (i don't even remember how that started) and elle did not HESITATE to say this: "I'LL HAUNT HYUNJIN FIRST JUST BECAUSE THAT MF WOULD GET SCARED SO EASY" Do you need any more proof????? This bitch is lino. Aint no way ANY other member would say this. Like leave poor hyunne alone mans is AFRAID for his life. I just know if elle realistically were to ever have hyunjin visit her, she would buy an airfryer just to scare him. She is a fucking menace.

Changbin - @strayingawayy - my husband Welcome to the SHO SHO SHO. Lol I'm so funny fr fr Nah but sho is so changbin coded. Like out of all the members, changbin is the most likely to be married to multiple people (felix and hyunjin). And sho, han and I are married. Sho is my husband. My wife. My bestie waifu bro. (lets be honest han would hate us). Nah but the messages scream changbin, as does changbin himself. If sho and I were in a room together we would be L O U D LOUD. If changbin was there, too, it would be over. Chan would hate us. He really would. IDK how else to explain it other than loud. And I don't mean vocally. I mean that too, probs. But just the vibe.

Hyunjin - @boydepartment - my sister Jay is 100% Hyunjin. She not only has his energy level, but also his drama. If Hyunne and JJ ever met, I fear for the world (and whoever is in the same room when they do) because they would probably just spill coffee everywhere. Hyunjin would GAG at what she does with her frozen fruits, but he'd then try it in silence the next day - realizing it's lowkey intelligent. But it's not only the drama, but the sensitivity. My sister is someone who can read the room well, and even if she doesn't particularly like someone, she still shows empathy for them. Also ARTISTS! Jinnie would be OBSESSED with Jays artstyle, honestly.

Han - @stealanity - my me I hope you feel honored that you get MY han spot smh Jokes aside. Matty is so Han. Like okay, I don't even know how to explain it, so I'll just show you guys some quotes. "AJFISJEJE IM SORRY" "YES DONT WORRY i screamed a lot" "HEY OMG???" Like look at these. These are so real. Like same honestly. Actually the more I re-read our dms I'm convinced that Han would be afraid of us lowkey LMAOOOOOO Nah but seriously. Matty can be just as energetic as han. Screaming at me in caps, getting just as excited about things. But she has a way of turning it "professh"? fast. Without matty i wouldn't have gone to music bank. Like ????? I owe her my life basically???

Felix - @gimmeurtmi - my sunshine The second I found out she were a spidey stan, the excitement she showed was IMMENSE. I could feel it through the screen! she is such a lovely person. Lilly is incredibly kind. Whenever we text I feel so warm and comfortable. I just KNOW she has a sunshine smile like felix does. All I want from Lilly is a hug. Like gimme. I know it would be the best of all hugs. Lilly knows the memes. Lilly makes the memes. Lilly would totally have recorded that tiktok. You know the one. The one where felix put his whole felussy into it. Like I know she would have recorded it. She probably would have held the camera for felix. I just see it.

Seungmin - @lino-jagiyaa - my comfort Rin may not believe this themselves, but she has a calmness that I haven't seen anywhere. When we first messaged she matched the vibe immediately, without it feeling forced. They were understanding, relatable but still real and themselves. The way she messages is truly gen-z, but not too much? It's like the way we all know that Seungmin knows how to use his phone like a pro, but he will act all adult about it, like he just LEARNED it and didn't have it all his life. Like bro. But anyways. If Seungmin and Rin were to sit in a room together, it would be the most polite room ever. There would be a couple of conversations, but then both would ask someone else a question and just listen to them, content.

Jeongin - @bbyquokka - my discord emote supplier Okay I know this one is unexpected. Nemu is very internet. Like the way she texts shouts "hey ive known this all my life". Now I know this could go for most of the members, BUT the vibe I get is incredibly innie. She is sweet, kind, calm, but I know she gets excited about things that she cares about. Also her emote game is almost as good as mine so I fear for my status as discord emote queen.

[mickgaydolenz]

UM EXCUSE ME WHAT 😳😳😳😳 MICKY BOOK TIME?!?! ‼️‼️🤤🤤🤤 i'm dying omg now is the time waah 🌀😵‍💫💕 it's so so soon as well, like that release date aint far off... it's absolutely made my evening so much happier i'm so glad to hear it 🥰🥰🥰 ((especially because the airport i'm at rn just confiscated my nice knitting scissors wahh 😭😫🌧️)) BUT YEAH so stoked for Book 🥰💕📚 hope ur having a lovely evening asiaaaa!!!! :] bestest wishes from AC ✌️☮️☀️

AC I KNOW THIS IS SO FUCKING EXCITING!!! also i noticed the book says volume 1 on it??? so do you think that means there’s going to be more than one???? also 🪦 to your scissors 😭, i had a similar thing happen once but mine were regular ass scissors and i just threw them out in a panic 😂. all my love to you and i hope you had a good and safe flight💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[sheismyteacher]

yeah i really dont have anything better to do

1. have her be my age !! i enjoy not being a full adult yet lol

2. long distance!! im in a long distance relationship rn and it's actually soo easy and id hate to meet such an interesting person as R and not be able to talk to her again after one summer

3. spend the day... neither of us fw all nighters cause life is exhausting enough lol

4. well the funny thing is since my feelings for her are platonic she already knows exactly how i feel about her.. and i did once drunk text her to say how much i appreciate her lol wait lemme look it up and copy paste:: "Ok i know I shouldn't be messaging u drunk llllol because I will regret but I just wanted to say. you're a very good person. And thank you for caring about me always and. yea that's it@!! I'm just grateful for you and. yes that's rlly it hehehh... yes thank you" im a fucking moron. but she thought it was sweet loooool so id pick that again LMFSJDHDHDH

5. i honestly dont know what our most embarrassing moment was?? im sure there have been a few tho.. but id pick that over her reading my blog a million times

6. she'd probably prefer a picnic so thats what we're going with !

7. mmmm... i hate cycling and neither of us knows how to drive LOL so fly?? but if driving also means train then id pick that cause idk it feels weird being so far away with her

8. museum cause u cant talk at the movies!!!!

9. omg never see but still be able to text and call for sure... like id miss seeing her irl SO MUCH but imagining not being able to talk to her at all... aint it

10. ultra-realistic dream

11. mmm love interest cause we fake fight sooooo often irl so i know what that's like lol so itd be cool to act like lovers loool

12. in person for SUUUUURE i need to see/get an immediate reaction

13. ive never gotten high and i doubt she does either tbh but id pick drunk just cause idk what im like high??

14. idk im rly used to being socially distanced from her now so it's ok like this? we still text sometimes so

15. PHOTO ALBUMS!!!!!!! oh my god i love photos so much, i have a bunch of pictures of baby R and i love them smsm, and ive alr been to her house hehe so ion feel a need to do that + i can google her schools and im pretty sure she sent me her old street name once as well so i could google that too

16. share a dorm wtf

17. someone with her personality lmaooo shes gorgeous but im here for the heart n brains

18. oh my god, relive actual memories i have. ive def dreamt about her before but i dont think any of those could top things that actually happened cause my dreams are mostly... odd

19. attend her wedding oh my GOSHHHH the thought itself makes me so excited like i really really hope she finds someone who can make her as happy as she deserves to be and if she'd invite me to the wedding id be so so happy

20. ok id say def music but i also know her music taste SUCKS so i am unsure KSJDJDH

would you rather: teacher crush edition

hey angels !! i hope you’re doing well.

since i just did the june tc challenge, it inspired me to create my own !!

if you would like to do the challenge too, dm me and i’ll send you a version which you can copy paste :)

1. be your tc’s age or have your tc be your age?

have my tc be my age, i would love to grow up with him.

2. have a summer fling with your tc, but never speak again afterwards or be in a long distance relationship with your tc for years, but never be able to meet in person?

definitely have a summer fling with greyson, it would be so much fun !!

3. spend the day with your tc or pull an all nighter with your tc?

pull an all nighter and make a bunch of reckless, regrettable decisions with greyson lol !!

4. accidentally confess your feelings to your tc while drunk or never confess your feelings to your tc?

never confess my feelings for him, for sure, i would be so mortified, i know he’s take it well if i confessed but i wouldn’t be able to live with myself, i would be too embarrassed !!

5. have your tc find out about your tcc blog and read every single post or relive your most embarrassing moment with your tc?

relive my most embarrassing moment with greyson.

6. go to a fancy restaurant with your tc or have a picnic with your tc?

have a picnic with him, i love the outdoors, but if we went to a fancy restaurant it would be hilarious because neither of us would know wtf were ordering and we’d just laugh at rich old people the entire time.

7. fly out of the country with your tc or drive/cycle cross country with your tc?

fly out of the country with him.

8. go to the movies with your tc or go to the museum with your tc?

probably go to the museum with him, i love going to the museum !!

9. never speak to your tc again, but still being able to see them out and about or never see your tc’s face again, but still be able to call (not video call, only phone call), text and email them?

never speak to my tc again, part of me wants to get over him because i know my crush is unrealistic, so i think that would help.

10. completely forgetting about your tc (they’re strangers to you) or feel as though your tc was some kind of ultra-realistic dream (you’re not sure whether it actually happened or your just dreamt it)?

completely forgetting about him.

11. in a movie where your tc is the protagonist, be cast as the love interest or the antagonist?

the love interest !!

12. confess your feelings in a letter or in person?

in a letter, i suck at face to face communication, especially when it comes to him, he makes me stumble on my words.

13. get drunk with your tc or get high with your tc?

get drunk with greyson for sure !! i’m so much more fun when i’m drunk omg.

14. having to social distance with everyone but your tc for the for a year or having to social distance with your tc but no one else for a year?

having to social distance with everyone but greyson, i hate everyone, my parents are toxic, i genuinely have no friends and yeah i’d need it.

15. get the chance to go through all of your tc’s photo albums or get the chance to visit your tc’s childhood home, current place and every school they’ve ever attended?

get the chance to visit your tc’s childhood home, appartement and the schools he has attended. i just think it would be so interesting.

16. share a dorm with your tc for a month or be handcuffed to your tc for 24h?

share a dorm with my tc, for sure.

17. date someone with your tc’s face/physical appearance but someone else’s personality or date someone with a different face but your tc’s personality?

honestly... i’m not sure. i love both. but probably someone with his face, his smile just makes me melt.

18. relive all of your favorite moments with your tc or have one of your dreams with your tc come to life?

have one of my dreams with my tc come to life, i once dreamt we snuck out of school together just to go wander around town.

19. attend your tc’s wedding with someone else or move across the world from your tc and having to say goodbye?

move across the world from him and having to say goodbye. i feel like it would give me more closure.

20. listen your tc’s playlist with them or go on a movie marathon of their favorite movies with them?

go on a movie marathon with him !! i’ve already listened to his playlist with him hihi <3

— baeby

[punkscowardschampions]

Edie & Nancy

Edie: here then is it? Nancy: Yeah Nancy: Do you wanna see some pics? Edie: nah Edie: saw the socials Nancy: They're both okay, like Edie: Obvs, McKenna, reckon they'd bother to hmu if they were dead Edie: cheers then Nancy: There's a huge difference between alright and dead Nancy: I'm just saying Edie: not to me Nancy: Do you want me to tell anyone anything or? Edie: do what u wanna Edie: everyone busy Nancy: They aren't that busy Nancy: It's a baby not a bomb threat Edie: she ain't that special Edie: least they were expecting that alien looking thing this time Edie: progress Nancy: Barely but you know Nancy: Feels like a giant step back if anything Edie: 🙄 Edie: gutted for you Nancy: No you aren't, so don't bother with any of it Edie: obviously not Nancy: Is there anything else you actually wanna know/say 'cause I'm not good at this Nancy: Let's not pretend I am Edie: you rude as fuck Nancy: And what, you're the only one allowed? Edie: i ain't done anything to you but nah feel pressed Edie: u love it Nancy: You've disappeared and everyone is worried. You don't care about that but I do Nancy: So sorry if I don't wanna indulge it, like Edie: only got time for your sads? Edie: joke Nancy: I wish Nancy: We'd all love to run away Nancy: But some of us have to actually stick around Edie: boohoo Edie: dry Edie: what good u think u are mckenna Nancy: Go away again, Edie Nancy: I don't need this Nancy: Nobody does Edie: 😂 Edie: u ain't got nothing but problems you made up cos ur boring Edie: same as her, fucking drew the only excitement she ever had Nancy: Thanks for the therapy session Edie: mommy issues, next Nancy: You're such a cliche Nancy: At least give me one I haven't heard a million times before Edie: ok miss i want my teacher to pipe me Edie: act superior some more it funny Nancy: I'll be here all week Nancy: And longer Edie: whatever Edie: no u wont but run your mouth all u want Edie: u all talk a big game Nancy: Some of us do bother to say what we mean Nancy: Shockingly Edie: nah Edie: you out in a few months max Edie: the only one that always here is him and he always will be Nancy: Going to uni doesn't make me a ghost Nancy: Keeping in touch is easy if you want to Edie: like u ain't already Edie: oh babe Nancy: You don't know me Edie: who wants to Nancy: Plenty of people Edie: yeah like i say Edie: making up problems done wonders for ur cred Edie: least they talking yeah Nancy: Like I said, you don't know me Edie: u wish Edie: transparent Nancy: I really don't Nancy: I've dealt with enough bitches already thanks Edie: 😥 Edie: nawh Nancy: You wanna talk shit to me some more, go ahead Nancy: Nice to know you're still alive at least Edie: always with the self-pity, ain't a good look fyi but go off Nancy: You'd know Edie: i'm the only one celebrating this thing birth not comiserating Edie: poor fuck Nancy: Congrats, like Nancy: Go do that and leave me alone Edie: nah Nancy: I'm ignoring you now Edie: sure Edie: like u can Nancy: Literally always have Edie: yeah why u had to run here init Edie: so strong Edie: so like ur mummy Nancy: I'm not strong and it ain't news Edie: hoping playing damsel get u some Edie: who ain't Edie: cute Nancy: No, I just know myself Nancy: You can't hurt me by pointing out my flaws, babe. I'm aware Edie: who trying Edie: no need Edie: ready to cry over nothing always Nancy: Keep talking like you know about it Nancy: It just shows how much you don't Edie: so mysterious Edie: so guarded Edie: now u wishing Nancy: You're just putting words in my mouth now Nancy: You wish you knew me well enough to call me out Nancy: I'm not my brother, sorry. I don't wanna flirt with you Edie: i already said Edie: no one tryna know u babe Edie: least of all him Edie: comorbidity with ur mommy issues is ur twincest moment obvs Nancy: You're so wrong it's just awkward Edie: u brought up flirting w him Edie: that's awks Nancy: I brought him flirting with you, actually Edie: not rio Edie: why u jealous Nancy: Gross Nancy: He loves her, he entertains you Nancy: Not the same thing Edie: we all pretending that ain't fucked up then but this drew situ omg defcon1 Edie: this family 😂 good for the craic if literally nothing else Nancy: Nobody's pretending it isn't a mess Nancy: They just aren't being as rude as you Edie: oh no Edie: they'd NEVER do that Edie: 'cept they let joe pipe his own sister, drew fuck his way through this entire fam, gonna let them get married Edie: yeah Edie: the last thing you all do is turn a blind eye 😂 Edie: keep posting them pics like it's cute Nancy: Live in the past some more like it matters Nancy: It's done Nancy: I can't personally change it for you so Edie: past? Edie: bitch this happening right now Edie: jokes too miss imma have a victim complex cos the rich girls didn't wanna play nice with me Nancy: What's happening right now is being dealt with right now, Jesus Nancy: You'd know if you were here Edie: too late as per Edie: let it become a problem then we can all feel so sorry for ourselves aw Edie: let the skeleton raise the abortion go off Edie: slaying it Nancy: What's your solution? Nancy: We can't tell her what to do Edie: get the bitch hospitalized Edie: duh Edie: she isn't fit to be in her job or be a ma Edie: let her fuck this one up tho, join the ranks Nancy: If I could, I would Edie: sure Nancy: What you think you're the only one who's just had that oh so original thought? Nancy: Please Edie: please, like ur the only one acting as if your hands are tied Nancy: Mine are Nancy: What the fuck do you think I can do, Edie? Edie: grow a pair mckenna Edie: the act didn't work Edie: miss didn't wanna fuck u, mommy ain't coming to rescue u either 'cos u ain't her fave Edie: try something else, be original, christ Nancy: Oh my god Nancy: And do what? Nobody's gonna put Ro in hospital 'cause I say so Nancy: Or take the kid when she technically hasn't done anything wrong Edie: ring the social Edie: christ got an in Edie: like nan ain't been knew since she took the bitch in she ain't right Nancy: You know they'd investigate and do nothing Nancy: You aren't that stupid Edie: u know u too pussy to do it Edie: everyone in this fam and they wanna front like they anything but Nancy: Bullshit Nancy: Lord, I wish everything was as black and white as you're convinced it is Edie: here we go again Edie: woe is the tragic clan Edie: newsflash, normal people aren't beset by all this fucking drama and actual bullshit Edie: cos they don't roll around in it and revel in the fucking stink Nancy: None of us are normal, get over it Edie: u reckon u ain't wait for all the inbreeding kids ur gonna have to pretend are cute Edie: snap snap Nancy: Again, what do you want me to do? Nancy: I can't stop them being together Nancy: It's not like I want them to be in love or get married Edie: sure no one can we're all so helpless Edie: enough people had the balls to say nah it's fucked Edie: then rio would stop, end of, we all know it Nancy: Or they'd run away like you have Nancy: That's made everyone really happy, like Edie: yeah ur welcome Edie: more drama to jack it to Nancy: You're so selfish Edie: what, and you're the only ones allowed? Edie: gasp Edie: everyone is out for themselves and harps on the others for doing it too Edie: keep up Nancy: That's how you see it 'cause that's how it suits you Edie: that's the spirit Nancy: Your mum had a good birthday, by the way Edie: didn't ask Edie: but unsurprised Nancy: I knew you wouldn't Nancy: Doesn't mean you shouldn't know Edie: that the best u got like Edie: i been knew she's the worst of all Nancy: You wish Edie: yeah i love having a cunt for a ma hbu babe Nancy: You do though Nancy: You love thinking you do anyway Edie: yh buzzin Edie: got it in one Edie: u really aren't the smart 1 damn Nancy: I've never tried to say I am Nancy: You've got the wrong twin there Nancy: I'm the stupid one, and again, aware Edie: 😥 Edie: good ting i ain't here for ur wisdom Nancy: Fuck knows what you are here for Nancy: Please go Edie: the craic Edie: i told u Edie: so funny Nancy: If I'm the best you've got Nancy: Poor you Edie: fucking hell mckenna Edie: no one ever gonna wanna fuck u with an attitude like that Nancy: The good thing about fucking is that you don't have to talk Edie: pillow princess Edie: figures Nancy: Oh so you like to be chatty with it? Okay Edie: just a suggestion Edie: u ain't all that to look at either wanna give 'em something to keep interest Nancy: I don't want them to stick around so it's fine Nancy: But you do you Edie: oh and i'm selfish Edie: just like ur brother Edie: cute Nancy: Didn't you get the memo Nancy: He's changed Edie: least he might be worth the ride now then Edie: good for him Nancy: Gross Nancy: I hope you don't want me to pass that message on Edie: keep it to yourself if that's how you vibing girl Nancy: I'd rather not hear it but you didn't ask Edie: just meeting your expectations Edie: i'm rude yeah Nancy: Like you're so offended Edie: 💔 Nancy: I think you have to have one, babe Edie: ya 'bullies' school you that zinger Edie: knew it weren't that bad Nancy: They were more about the homophobia Nancy: Unlikely to work on you Edie: it ain't the 70s who does it Nancy: If you wanna go to London and tell them Nancy: Still probably something they could do with learning Edie: how you know i aint Nancy: If you were in Chelsea you'd have more to laugh at than me and this conversation Edie: dun think we share a sense of humour Nancy: I can't say that 💔's me Edie: aw ain't it nice to find something that don't get you 😥 Edie: love that 4 u Nancy: Okay Edie: it's been real Edie: laters Nancy: I hope not Edie: dry Nancy: Honestly you'd be better off speaking Irish to me Edie: dryshite then Edie: 🍀 enough for ye Edie: like u local Nancy: At least now I don't have to pretend I know what you're talking about Nancy: Thanks Edie: just claim ur dyslexia like ur tryna cash ur giro Nancy: Yeah Edie: wonder if u can park disabled Nancy: I can't drive so I can't tell you Nancy: If you wanna try and claim it though, they'd likely believe you Edie: hahahaha u calling me disabled now for the punch of it Edie: victim complex strikes again n the bullied becomes the bully Edie: u easiest to wind up ever imma do this more Nancy: I'm calling you an idiot Nancy: And I'm blocking you so good luck Edie: aw dont do urself like that Edie: nother thing for u to feel sorry bout when i die n i was tryna reach out for help Nancy: Like you said, if anyone dies we hear about it Edie: too little too late mckenna Nancy: For you yeah Nancy: I'm not the Samaritans babe I can barely send a coherent text Edie: yh i heard Edie: her cousin goes to my school tried coming at me fore i left like i care bout u being a tick Nancy: Okay Nancy: I don't wanna talk about her with you so bye Edie: ooooooooooo Edie: touched a nerve Nancy: Obviously Edie: bah why Edie: thought u dont want em to stay Edie: such a bad bitch Nancy: Shut up Edie: hahahahaha Nancy: Seriously Edie: get a grip mckenna Edie: she ain't even a ride Nancy: I'm not doing this Edie: you're a joke man Edie: u don't care bout none of ur family enough to shut me up but i wanna chat on this shtate Edie: and suddenly u got a dick Edie: lmao Nancy: That isn't news either, keep up like Nancy: I can't shut up about them 'cause you've got a point Nancy: It doesn't mean I don't care Edie: 'course not Edie: put it away Edie: she got a real gf now Nancy: I know Nancy: She's had several actually Nancy: You're out of the loop Edie: what a slag Edie: have to be to let u when u ain't bringing nothing to the table by ur own admission Nancy: Thanks Nancy: Homophobia belongs in the 70s but this doesn't, the world according to Edie Mckenna, okay Edie: oh shut up germaine greer Edie: i ain't tryna get in ur pants u don't need to impress me with ur regurgitated feminism 101 from ro n my mother of all people Nancy: You're the one who's still talking and staying in my inbox past your welcome, like Edie: cos i can handle it Edie: u the one getting heated baby Nancy: Well done, you Edie: aw thank u Nancy: Good thing you don't need to impress me either Edie: by pretending it don't make u a bad person to drop your knickers quicker than u can pull up the last? Edie: original Edie: get ur own personality Nancy: We've established I do Nancy: And gone into all its flaws Nancy: Again, keep up Edie: lmao u think thats urs Edie: okay when uve stapled together pieces of every bitch u want to love u Nancy: If you say so Nancy: It must be true Edie: duh Edie: see it as a chance to be better Edie: u ain't loving this Edie: n no one else is Nancy: Yeah 'cause I really wanna improve myself based on your standards Edie: who said anything bout me Edie: ill never fuck w u mckenna Edie: u still gonna be dry whatever u do Nancy: You're the only one telling me to be better Nancy: So you are Edie: well ur rents gave up on that dream didn't dey Edie: pin all dat on ur bro Nancy: Yeah they did Nancy: Tell me something I don't know or shut up Edie: poor poor baby Edie: hit up sugar town, ur namesake was on to something w that one Edie: drew good for some lsd always Nancy: That'll really help, thanks so much, babe Edie: howd u kno Edie: pussy Edie: aint even fuckin right Nancy: I know that I've got a fucked up enough brain already Nancy: Not gonna disable myself more Edie: yh well they use it to treat depression so try it Edie: stop u whining so much Nancy: There's plenty of other ways if I was so inclined Nancy: So thoughtful though Edie: obvs Edie: u love it Edie: when u got nothing else babe Nancy: Whatever you say Edie: 😥 Nancy: I've gotta go cry now, obviously Nancy: So Edie: damn u cant multitask Edie: really out here strugglin' Edie: ttfn babe Nancy: Not the way I do it Nancy: I have to go all in, of course Nancy: So much sadness Edie: nah u about the most half-arsed of all of 'em i reckon Edie: really do better Edie: i believe in u Nancy: No you don't Edie: sure i do Edie: know dat dnt sit right w ur whole victim schtik but Edie: unlucky Nancy: It doesn't sit right with anything about you more like Nancy: But okay Edie: lmao yh Edie: u 1 of a kind Edie: so special so misunderstood Nancy: By you yeah Nancy: But that's fine by me Edie: bitch we know Edie: live 4 it Edie: get it Edie: anything to feel like u better than the rest Nancy: You're ridiculous Nancy: When's the last time you even spoke to me before this? You don't know anything Edie: whens the last time u spoke Edie: dont mean u an enigma Edie: no one as thick as u tryna paint me especially not me Nancy: It means I'm shy, bitch Nancy: That's all it means Edie: yea yea Nancy: Yeah well Edie: u should talk more Edie: fun Nancy: For you but Nancy: I don't like you so unlikely to happen Edie: 💔 Edie: who does Edie: even u aint that fucked up n lookin for the sympathy Nancy: Most of this family, more fool them Nancy: Something else I can't do anything about Edie: Tragic Nancy: Yeah Edie: that's what happens when u don't get out the clothes hanger, like Edie: hey ho, 'nother bastard for the pile Nancy: 💔 Edie: yeah gonna find it well jokes when its one u actually care abt Nancy: Sure Nancy: By your reckoning I live for the misery so I'll be thriving anyway Edie: only yr own Edie: gonna get in yr way Edie: can't really verbally smackdown a kid when you've had a few Edie: 'less you wanna be that, currently without a drunk in the fam so Nancy: Also according to you I won't be here Nancy: So feel free to take that role on Edie: i ain't a virgin Edie: drinking ain't even good craic Edie: keep up, mckenna Nancy: I don't care if it brings you joy or not Edie: 😂 Edie: ooh Edie: savage Nancy: I've already told you I don't like you Nancy: Keep up yourself Edie: i told u ion care Edie: why Edie: u reckon i shuld Nancy: No Nancy: I'd rather you didn't Edie: good Edie: how u got it baby Nancy: Yay for me, like Edie: 😂 Edie: christ Edie: crackin a smile rlly wud break u yh Nancy: For you, yeah Edie: just bitches who ain't into u Edie: rejection rlly hittin that spot i c Nancy: No, just you Nancy: You're enough of a bitch Edie: ray of sunshine Edie: everyone always be saying it Edie: honestly u lost ur point a while ago Nancy: That's what I do babe Nancy: Dyslexia 101 Edie: so sad Edie: enough brain training for today then sugar, peace Nancy: At least my lack of short term memory means I can forget this convo Nancy: Bye