#I know I'd love to cuddle with Jing Yuan

[maopll]

"Enough with the what would you do if I was a worm let's talk about what would I do if YOU were a worm !"

You slammed your desk on the counter looking at your boyfriend with eyes that show dedication and spirit.

"Why would I ever turn into a worm?" he gives you a puzzled look.

"No we are just assuming like hypothetically ! So listen with your eyes and ears !" you run across the counter and whip a chair and sit beside him as if you were about to piece quantum theory.

"I'm listening" he crosses his arms and rests his chin on them.

"So first of all I have a criteria... I'd throw you or feed you to the chickens near the market if you were ugly"

He looks at you with disbelief in his eyes "you'd throw out your boyfriend of so many years?..."

You then quickly say to lighten up his mood, "But! I probably won't throw you once I know you are my boyfriend !"

You stand up and move over to him and wrap one hand around his neck, while the other draws an impression of something on the air.

"I'll bring a big terrarium for you! I'd fill that with your favourite plants, you favourite log of wood ! and even feed you premium worm feed as well!" Your eyes sparkled like they had stars in them.

"But..." your shoulders slump and your voice softens," I wouldn't like it if you become a worm... that means that I would get neither a fulfilling kiss or an affectionate cuddle from you"

He looks at you with wide eyes. That was the thing that he least expected to hear from you but a part of him also makes him feel like it was to be expected because... that's just how you are.

"So don't turn into a worm— mmmhph ???" Before you could even finish your sentence, he kissed you on the lips while pouring all his love, he tried to hide his face but the red hue on his cheeks were a dead giveaway to how much he was blushing.

"Idiot... I'll never turn into a worm..."

— NEUVILETTE, wriothesley, WANDERER, ayato, ALHAITHAM, zhongli, DILUC, XIAO, welt, DAN HENG, blade, DR RATIO, luocha, jing yuan, LUCIFER, SATAN, leona, VIL, MALLEUS, Jack, RIDDLE, AZUL

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[n0tamused]

HSR/Genshin characters as dragons

A/n: I feel like this is a bit shorter than my usual dragon posts, I apologize for that. But I also have to say (for my sake at least) that these images of dragons aren't what my finished art looks like. At best I'd call them colored sketches, so please - if you're interested in my finished works, check out my instagram as I have way more concrete examples of my art! <3 Thank you. And if anyone is interested in a c0mission, you can feel free to check the carrd link in bio! They are still open!

Contents: Jing Yuan, Capitano and Aventurine as dragons, x reader, gn reader, tinge of angst, headcanons

Jing Yuan:

-Jing Yuan, although looking really fluffy and soft as he does, is a formidable warrior. He didn’t get to be a General for nothing at all

-His fur does hide a lot away and it does give him a rather gentle appearance, making him a bit easier to approach than your regular dragon. His species specifically wasn’t made for war but rather for more endurance and some more milder things, but Jing Yuan excels in all aspects of his kind and has proven himself worthy of his station during the wars and during more diplomatic events.

-It goes without saying, but this guy is cunning, he has his brains about himself and knows how to play an opponent where necessary, although he does prefer more honorable approaches and would never do anything purely “evil”

-Some wonder how he hasn’t turned brown from how much he loves to bask in the sun in his dragon form. And oftentimes it has happened when someone went to check on him and he was just knocked out in a nap coma, not laying in any shade, just all sun. If he was in his human form he would have been burnt to a crisp

-But there’s something about Jing Yuan’s dragon form that is rather comforting, to both you and honestly anyone else. Everyone knows stories of old kings and leaders of planets and countries that are described as these powerful and frightening individuals that hid their softness for special people in their hearts. Jing Yuan, although powerful, does not evoke fear in his people like those kings from the stories do. His presence does command respect, yes, but people can approach him and talk to him just fine, without any unwarranted fear that he’d reprimand them or punish them for saying anything he may dislike.

-He has a lot of patience with people in general, and all diplomatic meetings he attends go by smoothly

-Jing Yuan doesn’t shy from his dragon form at all, and at times he prefers it when the sun is not as strong, so he can soak up every single ray of sun he possibly can. He has quite the bit yard so he doesn’t lack space either

-Loves to see you cuddle him. Since he is quite big, he does tend to not move much if you decide to hop onto him while he’s sleeping and cuddle him, just in case you find yourself under his claws by some chance. He doesn’t want to crush you. Other times he is rather playful, gentle all throughout, as he picks you up or nudges you with his head. Once he smacked you with that big tail of his, and although it looks mad fluffy that thing does have weight to it alright.. you were knocked into the grass bro

-Older age has turned some of his coat a darker shade and some of those spots also came in later in his life. It is something he doesn’t mind, he is quite fond of his spots

-He lets you do his hair or help him with his armor in dragon form. There are always those small and annoying clasps that are bothersome to put on so he entrusts them to you

-Some of the armor does hide scars from his past battles, but so does his big thick mane. That’s also some of the reasons why people think he doesn’t do much fighting since he always looks so well put together and “clean”(no visible scars) both in human form and in dragon form

-He is also very clean btw, smells fresh. Chef kiss

Capitano:

-His name has only existed in rumors and legends for centuries, and he has long since become some sort of  ghost tale. Some believe this dragon exists, some don’t, some use the stories to scare their children with, others laugh about it..etc

-No one doubts Capitano, the strongest man alive, the first of the Fatui exists, but the question of his dragon form is another matter. Many don’t even believe those are one and the  same, due to the lack of all the proof that the two are correlated 

-Capitano has never admitted to anything either to anyone outside of this Fatui fold, and he never truly had the need to take the form of the ice beast. He is the strongest man in Teyvat, he can do everything in this form without causing too much of a ruckus, he doesn’t need a dragon to wreck more havoc and cause more of a scene yk

-Although in his battle against Mavuika… maybe they both let out their beastly forms yk and they just duked it out a bit until both sustained damage and that fog curtain was blown over them and they retreated

-In his dragon form he is quite cold to the touch, it’s almost like he doesn’t produce much heat at all, and although his breath sometimes smokes and fogs from his nostrils, his scales are never warm. 

-His scales are dense and thick, made for protection and endurance, but they do hinder some of his ability to be flexible

-Don’t be fooled though, although he isn’t the most flexible or speedy dragon around, he is a killer tank, a machine. His claws and teeth can pierce anything and everything, and that tail of his is also something to be wary off. Even if he has his back turned to you that tail seems to possess a mind of its own and lashes about to protect him if someone tries an attack from behind (side note: inspired by an iguanodon, specifically that big claw on his front legs)

-Ice powers of course, he can freeze the ground underneath him and summon ice projectiles, as if he wasn’t a battle beast already 

-This form is quite rare to see, and for a long, long time his darling didn’t even know about it until that battle with Mavuika that brought it out of him

-It was nothing to scoff at or turn your head from. You were worried for him when you heard he was injured, and to know he had pushed himself into his dragon form also speaks great volumes of the intensity of the battle itself

-He doesn’t see it as important even after you expressed your concerns and bafflement after having found out. He just sort of shrugs it off. No big deal 

-His wings look quite heavy, and they are, so he does require quite the run up to take to the skies

-In human form he does have some scales on him, so if you’re cuddled up to him at night you can feel them under your fingertips. Capitano is quite open to your touches, rather relaxed after being with you for so long and these days, your touches often lull him to sleep. He sleeps on his back and sleeps like a log. He usually has an arm around you and the scales on his chest and arms are free to be examined by you

-He is quite scarred, and Capitano is not opposed to telling you how he got which scar. His way of storytelling isn’t exactly rich, it’s straight to the point but not boring

-Sometimes he leaves his tail around when he goes back to his human form, but only if he knows no one will see him, except you. 

Aventurine:

-Although the smallest in the list today, and a smaller stature for his species in general, Aventurine’s strength lies in his head. Due to the rough past he preserved through with luck and cunning, he knows what the world is like and how it operates

-Most people base their judgment on visuals and vocal tones, so Aventurine has gained quite the rep for being flamboyant and extra. Just like he wears so many fancy layers and clothes in his human form, he adorns his dragon form in pretty pearls, gold, rings, scarves, fluff..etc. Everything to show this image of confidence and maybe a bit of cockiness and arrogance

-As the money goat of the IPC, he has to look the part too, no?

-As mentioned before, he knows what a lot of people look at and what they look for, and due to the smaller size of his dragon he is able to walk through most places in that form too, bringing more attention to himself and more opportunities too.

-Of course he has had his fair share of insults directed at him, both in human and dragon form, but he tries not to let it ever show. The dragon form does tend to ward off any truly malicious individuals though, and his status as a Stoneheart has granted him a fair share of protection as well. Not many would dare to strike a Stoneheart.

-By nature he is quite colorful, additionally Aventurine also takes great care and hygiene of his looks. I mean dude probably has his own perfume brand along some others, he smells good and does leave a lasting impression overall

-The only thing he wishes he could get rid of is that branding on his neck. It is there no matter what shape he takes and it is glaringly obvious to anyone that looks at him. He can hide his eyes, but he can’t hide the red letters on his neck that the feathers or his collar fail to cover up. Even after so many years after it happened, the feathers in that spot of his neck never grew back, the tissue being far too scarred to allow any new growth.

-It is the only thing he  could visibly react to when in the presence of someone else. He may huff and puff, try and jest about it before switching topics

-No matter how much he takes care of himself though, he’ll never be able to wash off the blood of his skin and feathers, the blood of his people that died while he survived, then the blood of the master that abused him and kept him chained up.

-His feathers may look glossy, clean, pristine, but if it were up to him, he’d pluck them all out

-In private, if you catch him before he reverts back to his human form, he tends to not let you touch him

-He makes some excuses, that his feathers are too oily, or that they don’t smell good, or that they’re too rough and this and that, and he just goes back to his human form before you can protest against it

-If you really insist he will agree on gifting you a couple of his feathers for keepsake, your pick too. You can use it as an accessory, or maybe house decor - sell it if you want to, he doesn’t mind what you do with it

Ⓒ n0tamused. Do not repost, translate, edit, and/or copy any of my works. Likes, comments, and reblogs are appreciated.

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[nqmonarch]

Valentines Day w/ HSR Characters!

Doing Calc homework and am very stressed, i can feel it everywhere in my body. the math is just not mathing mentally today (i looked at trigonometric identities today so maybe thats why)

Just writing out some messy ideas to take a break

Btw if u sent in a request and I haven't answered it yet I am working on it thank you for your uh question ask thingy i appreciate it, i like to know what people like to read bcus tbh i like to write anything altho jingyuan gets like +10 points cus he fluffy

Valentines Day With Some HSR Characters (Jing Yuan, Blade, Dan Heng, Stelle)

Jing Yuan

Jing Yuan is old school romantic. You cannot tell me he wouldn't arrive home with a big bouquet of roses (does HSR even have roses?) and 20 other gifts, including but not limiting to boxes of chocolate, teddy bears, and at least one gag gift. There's gotta be at least one, he'd make a dad joke out of it too.

Then he'd reserve one of the best restaurants on the Luofu and bring you there. He'd probably have booked a private room, thank goodness because no one wants to hear the general continuously compliment you until you're a puddle on the floor. What he is best at is attacks. But if he gets a compliment in return he'll freeze up for a moment before playfully returning it.

Jing Yuan doesn't put on his normal coy facade today, instead he just embraces how much he loves you because he's happy to still have you in his life.

Blade

Blade does not know it's Valentine's Day. It's not his fault, cut him some slack. Anyway Kafka probably reminds him that it's Valentine's Day about half way through the day to which he goes into a silent panic. You can't tell he's panicking he's just staring at the wall with a blank face, he actually looks like he wants to murder someone.

The two of you end up celebrating though! He... pulls something together, it really is something. Sure he smells like blood and the waiters are scared, and taking over this restaurant for a Valentine's Day dinner was definitely not in the script but... It could be worse. He's trying his best, really.

Afterwards you and Blade share lots of cuddles! Something he's pretty good at! Holding you just tight enough, and keeping you close to his side-- you just won't be able to get up if you want to get water or anything. He doesn't say too much but you can feel the love in each caress.

Dan Heng

Dan Heng doesn't really like going out, why would he when all he needs is right by his side? So the two of you stay on the express in the archives. What matters isn't where you are but the company. He'd probably get you a few trinkets from different places he's collected over the years, a necklace, a sick looking compass, whatever fits your vibe.

Dan Heng would probably also write you a love poem, and make you read it or awkwardly recite it in front of you. If you read it out loud though he will get unbelievably embarrassed and snatch it away from you. He'd give it back but he'd take some coaxing, be nice okay? His face is already red.

Then when the night draws to a close the two of you would curl up together on that sorry excuse of what he calls a bed. The majority of your body would be on Dan Heng's using him as a pillow, and his arms would be wrapped around your body keeping you still and warm.

Dan Heng's bed is not it man. Personally, I'd get back problems.

Stelle

"You are the one who deserves the golden trash the most," Truly romantic words from Stelle as she hands you a golden trashbag. That is just the first of the gifts she gives you tonight, and the one that's most valuable to her. It's the thought that counts right? You still have no idea what she's talking about when she mentions fighting Sampo as a trashcan...

The two of you spend a romantic night together, walking down the quiet streets of Belobog, and-- did Stelle just investigate a trashcan again? You should be used to this. On the bright side, every time she gets something cool she comes up to you with the biggest smile on her face, it's beyond adorable. Sometimes the trashcans even have good stuff, like a scarf Stelle lets you wear that thankfully doesn't smell like trash.

It's just good to spend time with the person you love. She spends her time catching you up on everything new from her adventures, and when it's too cold to stay out any longer the two of you head to the Astral Express. Where you shower together and then doze off on one of the Express' couch cushions while playing games. Your head rests against Stelle's reminding you, you're never alone.

Okay I need to get back to homework, fun break thanks guys. Imagine being alone on Valentines Day couldn't be me, I have my Calc Homework. It told me I was integral to it <3 legit peak partner material.

[silentmoths]

HSR thirsts 2, Electric boogaloo

I promised @ainescribe I would write her a sacraficial Jing Yuan thirst bcs she is desperate for the mans, figured I'd add a couple more in here too ehe

Jing Yuan, Welt, Lan x Reader

NSFW but not exactly explicit, Monsterfucking i guess??? looks at lan???? godfucking??? idk??

Jing Yuan

Careful hands and soft lips explore your skin, your own hands tugging at his silky soft hair, pulling it free of its tie as you watch a wall of white cascade down his shoulders.

Jing Yuan’s gaze only seems to smoulder more, his smile is soft, but his eyes give away the lust and the intentions as his lips return to yours. He’d been fighting today, you can smell the residual Ozone that always seems to linger on his skin after a fight, mingling with the usual scents of his favourite tea, and freshly polished wood.

“How many Mara-struck today?” you whisper as he pulls back just a hair, enough for you both to catch some air as his hands slide to your waist. 

“Too many.” he responds, his smile never faltering, but you know deep down, he’s so very tired of dealing with it all, which is why you’re always waiting with open arms when he returns home for the evening. Some nights you both simply exist in each other's hold, other nights turn out like this, a more… primal stress relief that neither of you minded. Careful, practised fingers working your clothes off so he could access more; he always wanted more, and you were always happy for him to take as much as he needed.

“I love you.” he murmurs against your collarbone as he settles between your knees, revelling in the soft shudder it sends up your spine, it happens no matter how many times he says it.

“Love you too…” you whisper, tugging his bicep until he comes back up to kiss you again-

Skrrt, skrrt skrrtOh, not again.

“Mimi-” He gasps softly against your lips. The Lion was at the door, again.You hear her familiar, growling moan from behind the door as she continues to scratch at the wood. 

Every. Fucking. Time. 

Skrrt, skrrt skrrrrt.

“Mimiiiii.” you whine in frustration “Not noooow.” “Mrrrrrrrrough.” comes the indignant reply from the other side of the door, which only serves to make your boyfriend snicker. 

“Should we…let her in?” he asks, you look at him in absolute horror.

“No!” you cry at him.

“Why not? She just wants to cuddle.” 

Sometimes, you think your boyfriend is only pretending to be stupidly smart. 

You motion at your naked body, and then at his mostly naked one.

“You see nothing wrong with this!?” you sigh, exasperated when he simply shakes his head.

Another round of scratches at the door, and then a mighty thud, followed by a pitiful, grumbling meow. You knew that thud, that was the ‘I’ve fallen over, come dote on me, dad’ thud.

Jing Yuans golden eyes land on yours again, wide, soft and pleading.

Sometimes you think you let him get away with too much. Then again, it’s always you who ends up receiving most of the aforementioned Lion cuddles at the end of the day.

So perhaps it's you who wins.

Welt

“You’re up late.” the familiar voice calls as you trudge through the parlour car at some ungodly time of the night.

“And so are you, Mr. Yang.” you respond as you quietly sit beside him. 

In the dead of the night, when everyone else was asleep, the parlour car was truly a lovely place to sit and watch the stars.

“Another nightmare?” Welt asks as he gently pushes his glasses up his nose.

“How can you tell?” 

“You learn these things when you’ve been around long enough.” He responds as he leans back against his seat. 

“And what brings you to the parlour car this late in the evening?”

“Just…restless I suppose.” He sighs “Sometimes it’s just nice to sit back and watch the stars.”

You nod, leaning back as well as you both simply sit and admire the view out of the large glass viewing windows, Pom Pom had obviously cleaned them today, not a single streak or speck of dust to be seen. 

Usually, you came to look at the stars after a nightmare to decompress and distract you from them, but tonight it seemed, not even the stars could help you. Your leg is fidgeting, bouncing up and down repeatedly as your mind lingers on darker places, on decisions made and on lives you could have saved-

Until a hand rests on your bouncing leg, and the touch is enough to cease the thoughtline entirely as you look over to the man beside you; he’s watching, his gaze soft, concerned, his thumb slowly rubbing circles along the top of your thigh.

“Sorry, Mr. Yang…” you murmur, “Usually the stars are a good enough distraction…”

He simply shakes his head “Don’t be… and you can call me by my name, you know.” he points out “I don’t know who it was that decided to call me ‘Mr. Yang’ but it’s never bothered me either way.”

You let out a soft noise in response and nod.

“Thank you…Welt.”

At this, he smiles softly, his gaze slowly slipping from you, back out to the stars.

“You said you come here to use the stars as a distraction?” he asks after a long moment of silence.

“Yeah…there's something both…calming, and kinda terrifying about it.” you muse “it’s beautiful, but it also puts things into perspective, we’re just…specks of matter in the grand scheme of things…” 

“And you find that thought…distracting?” He asks with a raised brow.

“I mean…yeah, usually.” you nod as you shrug your shoulders “not tonight apparently.”

Welt hums in thought for a moment.

“Are you still in need of a distraction?” He asks after a moment.

“I mean…if the stars aren’t gonna do it, I don't know what will- mph!” Your sentence is cut off as nothing but a surprised squeak, you’d been so unfocused as you stared out at the universe, you hadn’t noticed him leaning closer until his lips pressed over your own. 

Something sparks inside you both, how long has it been since either of you had done anything like this? What was meant to be a simple kiss, breaks for a moment, lips an inch apart as you both blink. 

And then your on eachother like rabid animals, the next series of kisses only growing rougher as you find yourself pushed back against the plush seats of the parlour car. You grip at Welt’s jacket as his cane clatters to the floor. 

Somewhere amongst it all, you both regain enough faculty to move from the car and to welt’s room, neither of you wanted to deal with Pom Pom yelling about any mess when he woke up.

You wake the next morning to Welt sitting on the edge of his bed, stroking your hair, and you realise your mistake, what would the others say if they saw you leaving Welt’s room? 

“Stay here, you should be safe to leave in fifteen minutes. March 7th is already up, and Himeko is like clockwork.” He tells you softly, seemingly reading your thoughts. 

He leaves you then, after pressing a short kiss to your temple.

This may have been the first intimate encounter with the enigmatic Mr. Yang

But it certainly was not the last.

Lan

Lan, Aeon of the hunt, Archer lord of fate.

Never in your life did you think you would be standing before his mighty presence.

He stamps a single, mighty hoof and you kneel, he needn’t say anything, his sheer power alone was enough to command respect.

So colour yourself surprised when the indomitable god of the hunt lifts you, One of his mighty hands easily wrapping around your waist and pulling you from the ground.

He has no discernable face as he holds you up, only the sleek, black facets of the horned mask, even still, you can feel something akin to hot breath ghosting over your body as he holds you. It’s impossible to tell what he’s feeling, is he angry? Pleased? 

And then he does something… unexpected. 

He tilts his head at you, curious, almost confused at your presence. 

With a gulp, you slowly reach out, your hand caressing one of the facets of his mask, and you feel his massive frame shudder as one of his hooves gives another stamp; you couldn’t kneel this time, so you simply continue, hoping that it’s what he wanted. 

It seems like second nature when he pulls you even closer, to press your lips against the mask, your hands gently tugging at strands of his cosmic hair, it feels soft in your fingers. And yet also feels noncorporeal, as if it would simply vanish if you clutched at it too tightly. The massive lord lets out what you can only describe as a hum.

“Good…” 

It’s the only word he utters, but to hear it, and for it to be directed at you? 

It might as well have been the only word you’ve ever heard.

You feel his other hand as it begins to explore, as if the mighty lord had never actually laid hands on a mere mortal before, and you let him do as he will. You feel his fingers roam across skin and tear at your clothing, all while you grip at his hair, one of your hands eventually coming to grab at one of his horns, just seeking a more corporeal anchor point.

That is, until Lan shudders once more, dragging your body down his torso, until something slides between your thighs.

“Good….”

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[deathbxnny]

Runs into your inbox

Hello!

I'd like to request cat hybrid reader who keeps knocking things off the table. With Yanqing, Jing Yuan (is that his name? I forgor), and Welt.

-Doll anon

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A/N: I absolutely love this idea! Thank you for the once again awesome request, Doll Anon!<33

Content: cat hybrid reader, cat like behaviours, established relationships, fluff, sfw

Reader has no set pronouns!

((Not fully proofread!))

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》Welt Yang

Welt just straight up sighs to himself in defeat, whenever you knock anything off the table... again. You've been doing it so often lately, that he has banned you from all tables and counters at this point. In fact, he's tempted to just glue everything down at this point out of spite.

That's the only thing he doesn't really like about you being a cat hybrid, other than that, he usually treats you like he'd treat anyone else. He learned all of your cat like behaviours at this point to know all of your needs, so he's honestly a good partner for this.

Welt always pats your head, whilst he's working or reading something. He likes hearing you purr in satisfaction and cuddle yourself closer to him in response. He'll also brush your hair out, if you ask him to. He just finds you too cute to ever be mad at for too long... which you unfortunately take advantage of, much to his silent dismay.

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》Jing Yuan

Jing Yuan honestly excuses most of your behaviours, even you knocking down the 50th vase off the table in his office. He'll just scold you lightly, whilst making someone clean it up again. He's just super whipped for you.

Definitely spoils you to death with anything you could possibly need and naturally knows everything about you. All of his colleagues are lowkey sick of him gushing over how cute and perfect you are too, that's for sure.

He loves you cuddling up to him, whenever he's working in his office. The sound of your purring relaxes him on more stressful days, so keeping you on his lap, whilst he's filling out endless paperwork is one of the few things keeping him sane in those moments.

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》Yanqing

Yanqing always panics a little, whenever you knock something over and it breaks. Especially as he knows that the general will scold you two again for it. And lying to Jing Yuan was becoming increasingly harder, as the man didn't believe that it was always him breaking everything. Not when you always so conveniently sat on the same table the item fell from.

So usually that ends up with Yanqing attempting to hide your crimes or just telling you to please stop doing that. He just doesn't want you to get in trouble for anything. Another option is to just pick you up and run, which seemed to be effective lately.

With that said, he actually really adores your cat features and finds them super cute. He always brushes your hair for you and buys you things he knows you'll like. He especially loves cuddling up to you after long training sessions and falling asleep to your purring.

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A/N: I hope this was alright!<33

[gojoidyll]

Wahh, I ran over as soon as I got the notification of your reply. I've started playing zenless and I think I've been spoiled by hsr cuz I feel like there's not even polychromes 😭😭. I want Astra Yao but I'm tryna save my money for mydei. Broke life

I've been thinking more about how y/n and fei fei could meet. Maybe she's out picnicking. Randomly, she sees one of yuanie's cat pets stuck on a tree. Climbs to save like the cute princess she is and falls in the process while fei fei whips up a window and literally princess carries her. (Pun intended).

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To me, if jing yuan is the lion(secretly a cat), the fei fei is the cute albino wolf. I think y/n would be a hamster. Yk, cute and a little skittish but smart at the same time with good instincts.

Au! Jing yuan's world if there were all animals : by mei!

Fei fei : white wolf, protective and loyal. She's also part borison so yeh!

Yuanie : lion, territorial and the thick manes. Maybe cat, too? 24/7 eepy. For a specific cat, it would have to be Persian cat. Cuz oh that floof is strong with this one.

Mozzarella : my not so favorite spy because fack u for causing y/n to die in her first life. He would be a bat...maybe a beaver? Bat because they're nocturnal and blend in the darkness

Uncle Jiaoqiu : Foxy little fox who's also a master chef.

Geppie : Since both his siblings are named after cat breeds, including him. He shall be a gepard cat. Ik, so creative.

Punch bag Yanqing: corgi, need I say less?

Bladie: would be the black cat trope. That's a lot of cats, yes. And fack you too bcz of his ass acting y/n got caught. He automatically fails her acting course.

And fack dhil bcuz i was this close 🤏🤏to getting hit by truck kun, isekai as y/n and strangle the shit out of him.

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Ughh. I miss jing Yuan. I hope they make a luofu part 3. Even though I have him, I still want more lore of him. I have him at e2 only T-T.

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I have a few more head canons for our dear emperor and his vassal(fei fei)

1. Yuanie love love love^10000000 cuddles. This lion man would be the best pillow. Imagine using his arm like a pillow while spooning.

2. Fei fei blushes and purrs(?) When y/n touches her ears/ tails. I think this is super cute, and I know wolves don't purr, but I hope you add a scene like this. Pretty plsss 🥺🥺🙏🙏 with a cherry on top and a cat on your lap along with body pillow jing yuan?

3. Yuanie let's y/n bury her face in his floofy hair. I literally wish I was sparrow whenever I see his idle. Like THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!!!

4. Fei fei also starts wearing compression shirts after seeing y/n loves it so much when yuanie wears one. I would be salivating. 🫢🫢🫢

5. Jing yuan's favorite smexy time position is ...folding you in half. 😳😳😳. Cuz...yk breeding kink

6. Fei fei's favorite has to be anything where she can kiss you.

7. If this was yandere, jing yuan would be the aware one

8. And fei fei would be the delusional one. Idk why but it kinda just works for me.

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Imagine being sandwiched by two generals ahhhhhhh. 🛐🛐🛐. I'm so down bad for both of them. Sounds like a dream honestly

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Is chicken wing boy gonna be part of y/n's harem? Or is she satisfied with fei fei and yuan? Oop--.

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Why do I have a feeling that chicken wing boy wants to use y/n to free himself, since I assume he's been reduced to a spirit/soul so he can't roam around to free himself to go round 2 with jing yuan (don't take this out of context pls).

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Personally, I am questioning sundae man's choices bcz literally blade and not boothil????? There must be a reason, yea? But I'm wondering what it could be.

Istg, boothill has better acting. And he's a sexy Texas criminal cowboy. Take my money.

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Bladie better redeem himself big time! And jing yuan too. If I was y/n I'd be throwing hands with every single maid In the palace.

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Here are a couple lore and world building questions!!!:

1. Does jy have lightning lord?

2. If jy has lightning lord does fei fei also have her wolf?

3. Are they long life species like the Canon?

4. There must be a limit to sunday man's power because if there wasn't, he could just rewind time till jing yuan was never born. Therefore, no one would be there to kill him and he has better chances if winning against jy in the rematch 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

5. If the concept of aeons exist since sunday himself was close to or became an aeon, do pathstriders exist? If yes. What type of role do you think they specialize in gameplay? Like hunt single target and erudition aoe

6. Does sanctus medics exist and will they be handed to the story?

7. Will we ever get to see yanqing? I imagine him being very very good friend with y/n and he would treat her like guardian figure

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That's the end of my long winded interview. I hope you don't mind the simp and blade slander. We can always simp together. As always, don't push yourself and stay hydrated!!! Good night, good morning, and good evening. It's nearly 12 am for me right now. So good night <3333

I get what you mean XD feels like we have to work a bit harder for pulls in zzz then hsr. (Though, for me I'd say genshin is far worse for me lol) but anyway, I hope you'll be able to get astra yao!!!!

Lol, when y/n finally does meet feixiao I bet it'll be quite the spectacle!!!

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XD cats, cats everywhere! Y/n will definitely never catch a break with all of them around especially as a hamster

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I miss jing yuan too 🥹 hopefully when they expand the Xianzhou alliance, they won't forget about the luofu...

As of right now i have jing yuan at e6 and his lightcone 😎 he's been my main even before he got that major buff from sunday

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1. Definitely. Cuddles 100%

2. I can see her doing that 👀 I hear wolves grumble/growl when they're affectionate with someone

3. Y/n will definitely try this at some point in time 🤭

4. She definitely would do that just to get y/n's attention

5. 😳🫣 fr, he can fold me in half any day- i mean, who said???

6. Ofc 😳

7. & 8. I can see them fighting it out for you. Neither of them would want to share at all lol

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Sign me up for that sandwich XD

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He may be a part of the harem, just depends if he's a bad guy or not 👀

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Oh, he definitely wants a second chance 💯

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To sunday, he thinks blade will be more reliable than boothill ;>

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Redemption arcs incoming lmao 🤣

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1. he does

2. She does too

3. Yep!

4. There is definitely a limit to what sunday can control (and who)

5. I feel like even though aeons exists along with paths, they aren't tied down to game mechanics, so Feixiao and other characters who are single target can attack all they want and aren't limited to single attacks (kind of like how they are portrayed in their character animation trailers on the hsr channel)

6. They will be mentioned/make an appearance

7. Yanqing will show up soon, he's just busy in the au storyline right now ^-^

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I feel bad for blade, but hopefully he can make a comeback soon XD and same to you!!!

[toomanyideasandfandoms]

Honestly I'm honest to god bored rn so I'm just gonna like write random shit about genshin/hsr/zenless guys that are either self aware or not (idk I'm typing this as I go)

Fair warning some might end up as smut thoughts since I have no filter while waiting for 2.2 to come for star rail

Okay but like- Wrio is a beastman right? We're all in agreement about this aren't we? Like I know he doesn't have ears or a tail but if Lyney is blood twins with Lynette then that mean beastmen genes don't always show!! I know we classify beastmen as characters with those traits but realistically wouldn't any children with their blood be classified as that race? Since it's not a transformation thing within Hoyo then you can have the blood of one and not have the more showy traits. With these points in my I will always assume Wrio is a beastman YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND I REFUSE TO DEBATE ON THIS

That said....does this mean Lyney has barbs-

COUGH OKAY ILL STOP MY BARBED LYNEY AGENDA LMAO

Actually speaking of cat like men, Jing Yuan really like sets me off. Idk how but I just see his face and I wanna punch it. He just very much gives me the vibes of liking tsuns and I hate that the dynamic in my head makes me go insane. LIKE THEY COULD BE THE MEANEST BITCH AND HE WOULD JUST BE HAPPILY SMILING CHEEKILY WHILE CUDDLING THEM AS THEY CHEW OUT SOMEONE. It sounds so cute.

Also like Ratio very much fascinates me, like Alhaitham. I just really wanna pick the brains of those that are super smart, probably cause it could lead me to somehow becoming more "normal" and smart dhskdhf. Though I don't with how abnormal they are, but still I would love to talk with them about how the difference in emotional and logical responses have their importance in certain situations and also how idiocy is more so curable if you can get past the human ego.

I honestly have no idea how the dynamic between me and them would be like. Alhaitham I feel like it would be a mix of how he is with Kaveh but also mixed with a dumber version of him.

Ratio....honestly I think he would just see me as an idiot and not want to be around me LMAO. Like I can be smart...in certain topics dhskdj. But that's mainly only in art, video games, and tons of random trivia for various things. If he asked me to solve something like in math, if it's isn't a simple equation (like middle school x=y bullshit easy) I got no fucking clue. I can do simple math fast (Fast Math my saving grace, where are my fellow Fast Math champions!), not human calculator fast but fast enough to be the first one to answer most of the time.

Though maybe talking about art could be my slight savior? Since while I don't know specifically physical art techniques (besides for maybe watercolor, but it's been years since I transitioned to digital), I do love the process of art very much. Not so much art history but more so just the passion into it it takes (it's why ai art pisses me off but I'd rather not get into that). Like the meaning or reason as to why someone created something. Why would someone create an image in one way? To experiment? Because why not?

I'm not smart enough to really get philosophical or anything, but I do enjoy talking about such things with others. Though even I need to get over my ego since sometimes I know I'll shut down conversations if I realize I'm sounding like an ignorant idiot (a real big problem I have. I just hate feeling like one so much because then I have a harder time expressing myself or I think the person looks down on me somehow).

Oh god I rambled a lot about these two and myself dhskfjfk. Either way, I think I could at least be able to converse with them. But who knows if they would have positive feelings with me.

Moving topics LYCAON BEING FERAL- cough. Okay but come on!!! Like even his introduction gave hints of him being less refined as he shows himself. I WANNA SEE IT. While I love characters that are like this I just also want to know what makes them tick I WANNA BE THE ONE TO FIND AND PUSH THOSE BUTTONS. Like I don't want them to hate me oh no, but I just wanna see them snarl and rage in combat. WHAT REALLY MAKES ME CRAZY IS WHEN THEY DO GO BATSHIT ITS TO PROTECT THEIR LOVED ONES GOD AAAA

Ahem, anyway-

Honestly if in a self aware au I wonder how Lyney and Arlecchino would feel about the player simping over them both. Like how awkward would that be???? Idk if I could face them if I was isekaied into genshin because of this.

Actually I wouldn't be able to face anyone in genshin or Star Rail cause I've said SO MUCH DIRT ABOUT MYSELF AS I PLAYED, EVERYONE WOULD JUST KNOW ABOUT WHO ID WANT TO FUCK AND WHAT MY HC OF THEM WERE GOD. I would permanently live in the isolation just so I could avoid any possible looks of disgust or curiosity because I REFUSE TO TALK ABOUT IT.

It would really be hard with the characters I like because I'm already running away from them on sight, I don't need that to make me even more embarrassed.

Actually now thinking about it....I wanna know how certain characters would react if someone was running away from them on sight because they're too scared to interact because of their crush on the characters. That sounded really weird but hopefully someone gets what I mean. Cause this is me with like....almost all the guy characters in both games lmao. And some girl characters too.

I just have this thought process of like "Oh there's no way someone likes me like that, I'm too weird and loud for most." Which causes me to avoid them because if I have a crush then that means it's gonna be obvious and everyone will know, so I have to prevent that by not being around them at all!

This is mainly for fictional characters and scenarios btw, not real life. In real life I still think this way but I don't avoid people, that's rude.

I've actually had this scenario talk with my friend and it's really funny just how much I would think about avoiding the characters I love.

Like going around the chasm just to avoid having to go to Gandharva Ville to avoid Tighnari LOL. Even thought of a plan of, since that first plan of avoiding the place would fail after testing, us going there at night hoping he's not on night watch and getting a night watch ranger to escort us to the main city.

Or that fact that I would sit at the very back of the theater just so Lyney wouldn't see me in the crowd (would most likely fail) and also happily knowing I got no shot going on stage since it's a 1/168 chance (yes I counted the seats, this excludes the balcony section).

I could probably write a whole self indulgent series of how the reader would avoid certain characters and most likely fail at it. I would want to make it romantic since while I think realistically I don't think the characters would like me back, I am unfortunately a simp so I have this pesky hope of maybe.

Anyway there's your idea dump

[gojoidyll]

I would love to see sundaeee vs yuanie re match. I imagine sunday would be like a "u might've won the battle but I'm winning the war.

I would absolutely love fei xiao as a love interest. Jing yuan might be her superior but i would like if she had a soft spot for y/n

To answer his kinks...I think he would have a breeding kink too 😳😳😳. Cuz being emperor means having to make an heir yea?

Blade might call our bluff of knowing abt him and dhil plan butttttt I'm willing to take the chances.

More boothil scenes too plsssss.

And I wanna suggest that y/n be a little bit clingy with jing yuan cuz she's supposed to be in "amnesia". I honestly want him to sleep in the same bedroom as y/n but I think she wouldn't be able to fall asleep when a man who has literally offed u in 2+ lives is right next to you. But I would still cuddle him :)

I'd honestly be all over him cuz that man is so fkn sexy. I wish hoyo gave him a boob window. His pecs look so suffocated.

I do want to see a scene of jing yuan being jealous. I know I bring this up a lot but it's my hc that he's very very possessive, lore wise and fic wise too. Hehe. He has less chances of trying to kill y/n if she "doesn't remember".

Honestly, I would hold a grudge against blade for the very first life cuz this betch gave away my acting. Like fck you. But if sunday man says I should befriend blade I will.

I honestly love y/n's acting in the latest life. Like go queen. You deserve an Oscar.

R we gonna have smut in this one too. Pretty plsss with a banana split with whipped cream and a cherry on top...🥺🥺🥺🙏. I have so many hc kinks for him

1. Degrading. It's always the sweet looking guys who are the freakiest

2. Breeding. I mean, he the emperor.

3. Power imbalance. He the emperor.

4. Public (?). Him literally fcking you on his throne. Giving me mydei vibes too tho. Wouldn't really be Publix because I think yuanie would kill anyone who would see y/n naked cuz that HIS privilege.

5. Some punishment...? I mean he's a soldier and an emperor, he must be used to doling out punishments yea? Whether it's a real punishment or not...I'll leave that to you.

This is also rlly long and it's fine for the late replies but I would be lying if I said I didn't check my notification list everyday to see if you replied...(oop). Happy late chinese new year, I hope you have prosperity this year. 0 writer blocks, 0 toe stubs, and 0 annoying ppl. I also hope you don't mine that I send many asks usually 2- 3.

Have a slay year <3333

A rematch is definitely planned for the future!!

🤭 feixiao love interest here we come !! lmao

The breeding kink for jing yuan goes so hard 💯 honestly think au!jing yuan and canon!jing yuan has it and no one can convince me otherwise (of i was ever in hsr, I would 100% live on the luofu)

Blade would definitely call our bluff all while standing like this: 🧍‍♂️

Boothill will show up again ^-^

Y/n will definitely be upping her acting skills and acting clingy! I mean, they are going to marry each other, right? So it's only natural for a fiance to want to be with her future husband lol and imagine her acting jealous anytime a maid gets close to jing yuan 🤭 (they will be sharing a room soon though 👀)

Oh yeah, i see jing yuan being possessive both in canon and fic too XD

I genuinely feel bad for Blade 😔 he just wanted to hold up his promise to y/n but ended up putting her instead. Maybe he could learn from his mistakes somehow 👀

Y/n's acting 🤌

There will be smut 🫣

Literally the same list I think jing yuan would have for kinks 🤭 and jing yuan would definitely not want anyone else see y/n if they were doing it in the throne room, but of course it wouldn't stop him from doing it 👀

For punishments, I don't think he would be too harsh. I can see him being a tad bit playful and teasing. You know, that jing yuan charm he always has in canon lol

I'll try to reply faster 😭

And same to you! Happy Chinese new year!! I hope you get everything you want and no problems come your way!!

And i don't mind at all!! I like getting your asks <3

[gojoidyll]

XD if it ever came between fei fei and jing yuan romantically, u would choose fei fei hands down!! I'd be sooo pissed at yuan if I was y/n, I would literally slap him 😤

Since dhil and bladie don't know that Monday plans to use blade's body, I would either consider stabbing Tuesday in the back or stabbing Monday, cuz yk, I'm pissed at both of them.

Though I think the best decision is to partner up with sunday, I would do that but she doesn't know she'll be used as a sacrifice. Butttt given the circumstances, choosing sunday is the best decision since his abilities are cracked af.

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I do think Blade and dhil are working for sunday, and y/n might ve able to exchange the key for more information.

And this time, if they try to threaten her to steal jing yuan's part of the key, she can just tell them to shove it and fuck off. (Go queen)

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I do love sweet yuan too, tho. I just think of cuddling with him and his floofy hair.

I think I love every type of yuan ;)

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For some reason I have a feeling emperor jing yuan likes choking...cuz yk, the very first time y/n pretended to be an amnesiac, he sorta choked(?) Or put his hands her neck

Bro is freaky, and it's always the cute and innocent characters that are the freakiest.

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I'm also replaying piofiore, and I remember why I used to love otome games so much.

Green flags, red flags, and yellow flags 🤭🤭🤭

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I have no idea how eating slipped your mind cuz I could never. My stomach would be having a party and I would be dying and wanting to eat. Don't miss your meals!!!!

Have a good night <3

Poor jy 😂

And poor everyone else it seems too lmao

Partnering up with sunday may be good idea, it'll just suck being a sacrifice again lol

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Lol, though if she does give her key away then jy will definitely notice and ask it about it to which she'll probably have to tell him that it was stolen or that she misplaced it.

Lmao imagine his internal crisis if a supposed amnesiac told him she lost something XD

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Sweet jy is always nice 😌

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He definitely likes choking 🫣 can y/n match his freak though (I think she can)

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Collecting all the flags when it comes to playing otome games XD

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Idk either, I just didn't feel hungry 😕 but luckily I remembered to eat yesterday before going to bed so I'm not as hungry 😌 and today a coworker brought cinnamon rolls!!!