#I know HL talks up the Noir shake in season 2 but he also talks up the Homie bacon burger and we never see him indulge in either | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

arealtrashact · 4 months ago

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Nobody ever asks you the real questions, like whether or not you think Homelander likes Skyline Chili?

No. But I think he'd tolerate it if Ryan were to request it for dinner. And by 'tolerate it' I mean he'd allow a server to place the bowl in front of him . . . where it would remain untouched and cold.

Just like that taco bowl in season 3.

#trashtalk #anonymous #I think it's cute that Homelander has broadened his strict milk diet to include milkshakes.#as if to accommodate Ryan and his human child palate.#or perhaps it's the other way around and Ryan persuaded Homelander to try milkshakes and now he's hooked #I know HL talks up the Noir shake in season 2 but he also talks up the Homie bacon burger and we never see him indulge in either #I think he's just hardwired to shout-out any and all Vought products ( even when the cameras aren't rolling )

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