#I kin glam so much but in moments like these I hate him

[princessofdarkness21]

Random Metal Family thing that feels like a headcanon but that is actually on the Wiki as canon

When Dee was in kindergarten he had a recital, and he sang a Satanic lullaby. Glam was so embarrassed he immediately transferred Dee to another kindergarten. The source of Glam's shame, however, was not the fact that his five-year-old memorized and performed a Satanic lullaby, but that his five-year-old sang it off-key. He literally transferred Dee to another school because Dee sang off-key in his kindergarten recital

[thorvaenn]

Hello! So I saw your fic rec about history au, something about Thor gladiator. I was wondering if you could reccomend more history thorki fics. Any period really, I don't mind. Thanks !!!❤❤❤

Well, this got long, so summaries under the cut. I also included 20th century stuff if a specific decade was prominently featured. And I re-added the Roman stuff.

30 Day OTP Porn Challenge Fills by amberfox17

As if he were the Sun by ohfreckle

Craft by Hermaline75

We Could Be Heroes by shadow_in_the_shade

In the Heart of Cherry Hill by needleyecandy

You Pull Me Out of Line (Make Me Beg and Make Me Chase) by sexualthorientation

Shadow in the Sun by shadow_in_the_shade

Resurrection by Hermaline75

Facing the Vast by needleyecandy

Stains by karuvapatta

…as schoolboys from their books by Hermaline75

Fountain by needleyecandy

paradise by the dashboard light by sexualthorientation

sharp by thorkidumpster

Cavemen Thor and Loki by Icemaidenstory

Wergeld by rayemars

The Novitiate by needleyecandy

Mind-Forg’d Manacles by needleyecandy

Stranger in a Strange Land by umakoo

Our kingdom come by amberfox17

Stranger Like Me by amberfox17

The Disappearance of Miss Nebula by Hermaline75

Even Though You Fool Your Soul by Hermaline75

Diarkis by miikkaa_xx

30 Day OTP Porn Challenge Fills by amberfox17 Fill 4. First time they have sexThor/Loki, La Belle Epoque AU (1900s); Intercrural Sex; Negative historical attitudes to homosexualityFill 5. Public/semi-public sexThor/Loki; A blend of myth and MCU set in fin-de-siecle London (1899); orgy; dubious consent in that mortals can never hope to comprehend the divine.Fill 6. CorsetsThor/Loki, Victorian AU (1870s), married Lord Thor and kept lover Loki; cross-dressing; jealousy; author’s obsession with Victorian clothingFill 14. Gags Thor/Loki; Peloponnesian War AU, Spartan Thor / Athenian Loki; dubious consent, submissive ThorFill 30. Wildcard! Author’s choice AUThor/Loki, Penny Dreadful AU, Victorian werewolf Thor and Dorian Grey Loki, rough sex, mild dub-con

As if he were the Sun by ohfreckle Thor is a Russian nobleman and Loki is his spoiled rotten consort who’s drenched in jewels and furs and is constantly whispering conspiracies and scandal into Thor’s ear.

Craft by Hermaline75 Thor is a blacksmith who hates the injustice of witch trials and decides to put a stop to them.Typical that he would do this the one time they actually caught one.

We Could Be Heroes by shadow_in_the_shade It’s the 1970’s and a mistake in management sees Thor Odinson’s failing heavy rock band “Terminal Deafness” paired up with glam -goth -rock - experimental - Scandinavian group “Illusion’s Destiny” in one of the greatest mis-matches of the glam rock age. Chaos ensues.

In the Heart of Cherry Hill by needleyecandy After a disastrous whaling voyage, Thor decides to seek employment on land. There are few opportunities for a man of his skills, though, and he finds himself living in such dire poverty that he has nearly resigned himself for a return to the sea, when he spies a rather unusual advertisement. The position proves to be of a sort he had never imagined existed.As is his new employer.

You Pull Me Out of Line (Make Me Beg and Make Me Chase) by sexualthorientation Thor, a Roman general in the Emperor’s army, becomes infatuated with Loki, a young pleasure slave. Smut ensues. Naturally.

Shadow in the Sun by shadow_in_the_shade The year is 14 AD, Thor is a Gladiator in the Roman Colosseum, a captive from the wars against Germany, Loki is a Roman Nobleman, or something that looks a lot like it and everything Thor hates. When Loki sees Thor in the arena he knows he has to have him.

Resurrection by Hermaline75 Edinburgh, 1826.In the depths of alcoholism, Thor finds himself employed by an unusual man.

Facing the Vast by needleyecandy England has just declared war on Napoleon, Naval captains are winning their laurels on a daily basis, and Thor’s ship is ordered to the South Seas to seek out a lost scientific vessel. It is an assignment for an old man, but the Admiralty will hear no reason. All hope of glory lost, he takes to sea in a foul temper.Loki is an artist employed by the naturalist who accompanies HMS Hope on the expedition of rescue and research. He is to make quick and accurate sketches of those plants that catch his employer’s eye. For the first time in his life, the rest of his time is his own.Back home, their paths never would have crossed, but life at sea is different, and their shared journey brings many kinds of discovery.

Stains by karuvapatta Thor visits his brother’s art studio.

…as schoolboys from their books by Hermaline75 Loki is employed in Odin’s household to tame and teach his spoiled son, Thor, who at 16 has learned to charm and/or whine his way to everything he wants.And once he gets over the shock of a tutor who won’t put up with his usual tactics… Thor wants.

Fountain by needleyecandy There’s a new boy working at the soda fountain, and he is simply the most.

paradise by the dashboard light by sexualthorientation Thor’s eyes flick over to the kid bagging his groceries.He’s got a nice…everything.He’s lean, this kid. Pale and…almost pretty. Thor likes the way his black hair twists into little curls around his ears. He looks up at Thor and blows a big pink bubble with his gum.Thor has a hard time looking away, which seems to suit the kid just fine, because he hasn’t stopped looking either.

sharp by thorkidumpster thor needs only one word from loki to close his investigation, but loki must have his payment first.

Cavemen Thor and Loki by Icemaidenstory I was away when it happened. The gold ones from the north came down to our valley and killed my kin. They slaughtered them and spent the night sleeping on their bedding. I knew this because I returned in the middle of their feasting. At first I only saw the light of home, I was among them before I realised, before they realised. For a moment I stood frozen, then I ran.

Wergeld by rayemars It was springtime, and Thor had taken his men war-faring to seek goods for themselves; but raiding a foreign temple brought him far more than he’d ever imagined–in either goods or trouble.

The Novitiate by needleyecandy Loki is far too high-born to be executed for his crimes. Instead he is forced into a monastery.The night before he is to take his orders, he receives a visitor who changes everything.

Mind-Forg’d Manacles by needleyecandy The Roman Republic demands new lands, and the army, led by Caesar, is eager for glory. It is customary for them to take slaves from newly conquered peoples, which is how Loki, a Celt, and Thor, a German, find themselves torn away from everything they’ve known and loved.As slaves of Rome, the two boys respond to their captivity in strikingly different ways. As free men, their old ways of surviving become fetters.When they find each other, freedom finally begins.

Stranger in a Strange Land by umakoo He was a big bear of a man. His shoulders alone seemed to take the space of two grown men where he was seated on his high stool, leaning against the counter. His long, blond hair was half-hidden under a black fur-felt Stetson, his face covered in thick, bushy bristles.Loki drew his hand back, and as if sensing his curious gaze, the man turned his head to glance over his shoulder. His blue eyes met Loki’s from beneath the rim of his hat, and Loki felt his stomach jolt at the contact.Set during the Klondike Gold Rush in the late 19th century. Thor is a Norwegian prospector, Loki entertains at a saloon.

Our kingdom come by amberfox17 Vikings (TV) inspired AU ficlets: Thor is a Viking Jarl who has attacked the lands of Loki, the King of Anglo-Saxon Wessex. Loki invites Thor to join him in his private baths, as he has an interesting proposition for him…

Stranger Like Me by amberfox17 Thor is Tarzan; Loki is the Victorian gentleman literally swept off his feet in the jungle.

The Disappearance of Miss Nebula by Hermaline75 Vanishing women are a standard part of magic shows, but they are generally expected to reappear eventually. People don’t just step into boxes and never come out.Right?

Even Though You Fool Your Soul by Hermaline75 After two years of peace, the notorious highwayman known as the Shadow returns to terrorise the Asgard estate, much to the dismay of its young regent Thor.But what does the thief want with him in particular?Meanwhile, Loki takes a break from his lucrative life of crime to play a little game with an old friend. But is he the cat or the mouse?

Diarkis by miikkaa_xx Thor, a Greek warrior, invades a temple and takes a Trojan priest for his own.