#I just wanted more art with waiter Alastor

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Unexpected art for 1666 subscribers. I won't start drawing Hazbin Hotel, just my random desire to draw my favorite character.

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[my phone isn't letting me make gif headers so this is my stand in.]

Vox has a type and it's red flags.

Song used

Warnings: I can confidently that I do not like how this came out but I don't really have time to rewrite it so uhhh, enjoy, no one is sane, OOC

Vox had a blind date, arranged for him by the one and only Velvette, sick and tired over him yearning over Alastor.

The date started off so well

According to her, you seemed like his type so she set the two of you up.

Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life

He didn't really expect anything from it but he liked you more than he thought he would, you were charming, wearing a silky red outfit, with a voice as sweet as honey.

She was perfect from what I could tell

How could I not see the danger right in front of me?

The conversation flowed nicely, the two of you had so much in common!

"My favourite food is fish"

"Baby, that's my favourite too"

Favorite foods, you both worked in tech, although you worked in a different variant then he did.

"I love cartoon dogs"

"Baby, I love Scooby-Doo!"

He got to show you his phone wallpaper, which was his beloved pet, Vark.

You loved him, and that was great in Vox's book.

Everything started going downhill when he asked a seemingly innocent question

"Hey, girl, what's your favourite film?"

He was expecting something like Sci-fi, or some type of animation, you seem like the type to like studio Ghibli movies so maybe?

She said, "The best movie of all, a masterpiece of art called"

You clasped your hands together and held them close to your face, before destroying any previous impressions he had of you.

"Human Centipede, Human Centipede,"

I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight

Vox's eyes darted around the restaurant, he could get out of this right? He couldn't do anything to you since you were one of Velvette's friends but he wasn't going to stay and get murdered.

Human Centipede, not ironically.

He watched as you rambled about your favorite parts of the movie, or movies, as you were talking about all of them.

She said, "The costume design was a highlight"

He hadn't watched the entire movie series but he was vaguely aware that it was a gross horror film.

"I like it for the plot," you said twirling your hair between your fingers.

"Tell me what the plot's about."

"German doctor sews three people ass to mouth!" "........cool......"

Human Centipede, please, God, save me

How did Velvette think this was his type??? Did she think he wanted a massive red flag???

I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed,

Iconically your appetizers were served, overly fancy looking plates with tiny portions that would leave the two of you hungry, with little plastic knifes in them.

Fitting.

She said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force."

You continued rambling about the movie as you twirled your glass of wine in your hand.

I think, "Holy shit, I'm gonna be the main course"

Vox kept a strained smile on his face as he nodded along to what you were saying.

You sure were passionate about.... This.

She said, "I admire the narrative of character growth,''

Vox's digital eyes looked around, trying to figure out a way to finish the date early, blinking aggressively.

I try to get the waiter's attention by blinkin' in Morse code

You tilted your head, "Why are you blinking so much?"

He laughed nervously "I've got something in my eye," yes, he totally got something in his TV eye, that's something that could happen, you wouldn't know if he was telling the truth or not, you didn't have a tv head.

"Here, let me get it out," you reached your hand out just barely brushing your finger tips against his TV head before he moved away, his chair tilting.

"No, thank you, I don't wanna die,"

"Pardon?"

Thankfully you were interrupted before you could ask him to elaborate.

"Bonjour, sir was blinking at me," the fish-like waiter asked blankly before giving you a side eye.

"Is this because your date is a freak?"

Vox looked at the waiter then back at you blinking at him rather innocently.

"No."

"Very good then, bon appétit." The waiter walked away leaving Vox to his fate.

Vox stared at the waiter's disappearing form before he felt you gently grabbing his hand.

"Stop hiding behind your silly made-up red flag," you said staring him down, it wasn't a silly made up red flag.

"To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had."

Vox nodded,

"Maybe you're right, and I'm looking for excuses," he interlaced his hands with yours

"My heart's got bruises, but I'm ready to choose this love."

The two of you had one hand interlinked with the others the entire dinner, the two of you shared a dessert, having lovely non human centipede related conversation.

The moment you stepped out onto the streets, he twirled you around pulling you into his arms.

"You could be my world, the love of my life," he said, to any normal person this would be moving way too fast, but you were no normal person, you matched his delulu.

"One day, we'll get married and be husband and wife!"

Vox could already imagine you in wedding garments, walking down the aisle.

"With a tasteful ceremony and the wedding of our dreams,"

Again this was moving far too fast but you didn't seem to mind.

"Only if the wedding is themed," "Tell me what the theme's gonna be,"

Vox gestured for you to get into the car before him when the chauffeur opened the car's door.

The poor sinner had to overhear you talking about how you wanted a human centipede themed wedding, or at least something related to the franchise.

Human Centipede, Human Centipede

"That way, we could save on the catering bill," Vox agreeing with you was not a good sign for anything working under the Vee's.

Human Centipede, only one mouth to feed

If you are the best man, you know the deal pucker up

The two of you had very different priorities, that had a very, very small section to overlap.

"I can finally open myself up to love,"

"I can finally sew a mouth to a butt!"

This was not going to end well for alot of people, but it might for you two!

Human Centipede, Human Centipede

Good evenin' folks!! I do hope you enjoyed!! I positively HATE THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE.

I haven't seen it but I have seen movie recaps and reviews of it and just, no.

Why.

Just why.

A certain scene involving a car haunts me, screw you 15 year old me why did you have a movie recap channel phase????

I miss being 15, like I was a baby and just having fun drawing :[

Also having red flags on loop DOES NOT VIBE WELLLLLLLLLLLL

Anyways as always thank you for tunin' on in and I hope you have a wonderful rest of your night, and Happy Valentine's Day!!

Psst!! Join our discord where the human centipede is BANNED.