#I just want some moments of steamy domestic happiness for loki before eternal despair

[dantesdickferno]

I keep thinking about loki showing up at mobius’s doorstep in nowhere USA in the jet ski salesman universe and how o.b. was like “oh it took me 19 months to build the new tem pad my wife left me” etc…but what if time passed differently than it had in the show and loki actually had 19 months to kill while he waited for o.b. instead of seconds?

please tell me there’s a fic where loki spends 19 months trapped in a jet ski salesman utopia and can’t time slip back…and basically becomes mobius’s live in husband and helps him take care of the kids….like please tell me that’s been written and if so where can I find it