#I just want a Chicago dog and shoestring fries and a local beer

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god fucking DAMNIT some of my homegirls wanna go out to eat on a weeknight and at first they wanted to go to an overpriced steakhouse for restaurant week (their rw menu only has ONE option and it's a 5oz sirloin for $45 - fuck outta here!) and I vetoed that but now we're gonna be sitting on the patio of a really expensive Italian restaurant during some of the worst summer heat in world history. Honestly I just do not want to go. All they're gonna do is humble-brag about shit that doesn't matter and talk shit about other women and make me be outside during the worst of the summer heat. But now I have to go because I made them change the reservation. Also I just paid my rent and I really don't wanna blow money like this before my next paycheck, but that's literally the following morning so I guess that works. But fuck. These three love pantomiming as rich bitch mean girls and I simply do not fuck with it.