#I just remember him being kick out of México. traveling to france and dying there
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usa: *invades México*
Me: booo >:(
Porfirio's friend: you promised that if some country invaded México you'd return
Me: he won't
Porfirio: I'll go *starts packing*
Me: No, you don't, stay in fucking france, old man
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