#I just meant the type of person that won't let their kids eat grapes cause they're full of sugar and considers dried banana chips dessert

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Ooooooh different type of whump than what I was going for but hmmm nice

I don't think whumpee has an epi-pen though, do you?

Whump scenario I just thought of-

Something happens where someone needs food quickly. Maybe they haven't eaten in too long, maybe there's something dangerously wrong with their blood sugar, maybe they puked up all their food, maybe they fainted.

But it happens in the house of some vegan Karen in her 40s- all the food in house is sugar free, dairy free, unprocessed, zero calories. So the karen looks at her teenage kids and goes, "If any of you have some kind of secret snack stash, now would be the time."

They end up with three different opened packs of chips, a pack of oreos, three chocolate eclairs and a full liter bottle of cherry cola.