#I just bent my finger back waaaaay too far while washing a metal pot which seems like a design flaw of the human body

[cartoonscientist]

I’m always trying to analyze whether I’m malingering fiction-based health issues or whether my existing issues drew me to various media that reference them, which is honestly kind of ridiculous because most of these issues have been affecting me for me entire life and I just forget about them until they start bothering me again, like holy shit having memory issues causes so many existential crises, BUT ANYWAY the reason I typed this post was to say that I think this way because I always remember someone in the livejournal era who was really into the show House and got super drunk one time and fell down a ziggurat (my memory insists this is the case which I’m pretty sure is a semi doxx if it’s true because who falls down a ziggurat in an urban area? there’s no way someone fell down a ziggurat in North America) and then had to use a cane and take pain meds and they kind of made it their whole personality