#I just . Like. want to give these two somebody post SDC to get them for real

[foodlesoodlesdoodles]

HEEHEEHEE I AM KICKING MY FEET AND TWIRLING MY HAIR! I AM IN A GOOD MOOD! DO YOU HAVE AMY FUN FACTS ABOUT THE ULTIMATE SILLY BILLY, BES 🤡

I DO!!!!!!!!!

SHE…. THEY… HE…. Bes is an all pronouns kind of fellow. They like to switch it up at the drop of a hat, and it’s effective purely because they are so androgynous not in just the usual way— but also like. She has some chest hair and boobs, and she can have stubble all she wants.

She also has a sibling-like thing with Pucci going on TO ME, which makes shit tragic but don’t worry about that right now. By the time of SDC she’s 18 and getting into so much mischief.

Now I’m sure . you’ve noticed a theme. okay yeah I do pair her up with polnareff but that’s just because they are SO funny to me. Bes banters consistently and it flows kinda nice with Pols whole deal and they are both goofy tragic bastards who can’t catch a break. She ,, DID turn him into a clown momentarily (Jean Pierrot Polnareff…) I mean this as in Bes used to be in a traveling freak show and she had really bad facial dysphoria for a long time, even after Dio.

I don’t think I’ve ever explained her stand fully? It’s a fully functioning, large circus. Except it’s kind of looping, and it’s like a spiders web to catch stand users. Once you’re in, you can’t really get out unless you find a highly specific ‘door’ (can range to an actual door to something like a cabinet door, trapdoor, etc). And she can pull off any attractions she wants here, and the moment you use up three lives you get clown-ified and your soul is hers for the keeping.

Considering the ridiculous ass shit circuses in cartoons do, as you can imagine she is hilariously a formidable foe. The thing is though? She didn’t actually want to hurt anyone, and this kind of thing was justified to herself by she’s not hurting them physically and pretty much every other guardian in her life (Dio manor) was like ‘no no this is good’. So.

I was hoping to do a second draft, but here’s Fiesta! SDC arc she looks more like a regular clown, but DiU onward she starts turning into Biblical Ringmaster as Bes gets control of her own life. It’s a lot to explain, but. She’s very sad to me and I want her to be happy. She knows they weren’t good people, but pretty much all of her mentors and friends died 😭😭 she’s grown so she doesn’t hold a grudge, even if Dio was kinda like her dad. She’s trying hard to get those deep seeded things out of her head and be a good person.

[deadmansqira]

Romance Headcanons

name: Yoshikage Kira

nickname: please do not.

gender:  Male!

romantic orientation:  short answer; demiromantic.

Long answer; Yoshikage grew up in a society that shamed homosexuality as wrong, and in a household that consisted of two older, military family parents with generations of homophobia to bring down on his head. So, even though he's always felt the same towards men and women, he's come to believe it's disgusting, it's wrong and there's something wrong with him if he should develop feelings for a man.

Also, his idea of romance is so warped. His parents were distant to both him and each other, and he saw few displays of affection in his life. Since they treated him like a trophy that could bring more to their name, he came to believe that love was mostly ownership. That the "real thing" in literature was a lie created by men who couldn't handle the truth that was 'the world is miserable'.

preferred pet names:  Darling is the one hell default too; he hasn't experimented with pet names much. I'm sure he would absolutely love to come up with new ones. Also, "princess" would be one that comes up often.

relationship status:  Please donate hand?

favorite canon ship:  It's debatable Canon, but I do like Kirabu. I'm so hyped abt @unsatisfiedhand being here.

favorite non-canon ship: 

HEAVY BREATHING. I've been legitimately writing Kira with Dio as a ship with the datemate @caelifluus for months and we have so much development and theories and aus and work and I'm so fucking weak for them.

But I also have a super soft ship with @bubblemom and a really good one with Kars @king-carrion and

The potential for more with @bxckstabbed like??? Angst ghosts??? Their relationship in the past??? Villain Reimi???

And then and then @loyallyiced the nonromantic SDC au sibling type relationship they have!!!

Just please ship with me I'll 100% be into it if it doesn't end in immediate murder.

opinion on true love: It doesn't exist. People who pursue romance and love are people who are afraid of being alone. He thinks they're all finding a way to settle, to pretend that they're contended in their lives and their relationship when they're wasting time and not finding any real meaning. Really, he's just bitter. When he was a kid he really, really wanted to get married and be with somebody that made him honestly happy.

opinion on love at first sight: Nope, that also doesn't exist. How could it? You couldn't tell anything about a person just by glancing at them. After all, nobody would look at him and accuse him of being a serial killer.

how ‘romantic’ are they?: If you can actually make him fall for you, he's going to be incredibly romantic. Yoshikage's memory is super super good, and very accurate. On top of that, he's attentive. Even without his partner telling him their favorite meal or movie or song, he'll catch on to the way their eyes light up when they experience it, or how they're humming it constantly. He'll plan outings- in town, out of town - try to make every weekend something they could experience together, cook for them. He wants to be close and he wants to give comfort because he's lacked it for so long, and really, honestly, he just wants to spoil them.

ideal physical traits: Beautiful hands; skin that's soft and we'll taken care of instead of cracked. Well trimmed nails, painted, without chipped nail polish. He really likes people with nice teeth and lips, but he mostly sees people for their hands and skin.

ideal personality traits: Intelligence! He values somebody who is able to challenge him intellectually or at least end up in long discussions about a book or a certain aspect of philosophy. He also values spontaneity a ton, since he is the kind of person who creates and then never changes his plans; it keeps him on his feet. Something he doesn't realize he needs but is important, though, is patience. Yoshikage would be difficult to romance, because he has years of armor built up, and would have a crisis of the self, especially if he ended up with another man.

unattractive physical traits: Cracked skin and hands, a visible lack of physical care.

unattractive personality traits: Laziness, recklessness. People who actively act out and cause scenes. Those who don't bother to learn when the chance is permitted to them, sloppy people.

ideal date:  picnic! He would love to go out for lunch on a nice cloudless spring or summer afternoon, set out a blanket and eat homemade sandwhiches.

do they have a type?: People with ugly personalities and beautiful skin. I mean, that's his murdering type.

For an actual date, he's into people who display a certain passion for things- whatever it might be. It sends him through these phases of irritated then jealous and finally inspired, which he desperately needs. He values intelligence; someone he can talk to and can challenge him intellectually! He also always seems to end up shipped with people who are either super soft or equally amoral. Oops?

average relationship length:  Depends on the season. His dates last a bit longer in the colder seasons, since they don't rot as fast.

With people who would be living he would only go for a long term thing though. When he's in it, he's in it for a long time.

preferred non-sexual intimacy: Laying down in bed or across a couch, holding his lover and just reading, or talking softly together. ALSO COOKING TOGETHER!!!! that's the big one

commitment level: Deep! When Yoshikage commits to something he does it with all his heart and soul. A relationship with him would be very, very serious.

opinion of public affection: He gets really really EMBARRASSED! Public affection just isn't super big in Japan and he feels like he's attracting attention to himself. But he loves holding hands. That should be obvious.

past relationships?: 47 severed hands. No living people.

tagged by: @caelifluus

tagging: literally everybody who hasn't done this do this??? @bxckstabbed (and all ur muses), @unsatisfiedhand @ciliegia-sours @bubblemom @schioccare everybody!!! Do iT!!!! I love reading headcanon posts feed my addiction.